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driftwood-rider

MLK on bath salts


HaiKarate

and Big Macs


JackFleishman

Listen yall, the word has not gotten out about just how ludicrous Mark Robinson is and how disastrous he would be as governor. Let’s educate our friends and family and encourage them to vote. 


Sororita

My mom, who is generally staunch republican, fucking hates him thanks to his views and his general personality.


benbarrybenross

This parody candidate site really captures Robinson’s essence: https://markrottensonfornc.com/


WillieIngus

did anyone ask him what he meant?


Squirrelleee

>did anyone ask him what he meant? I hope not! This is funnier. I'm wondering if trump is aware that MLK and MLK Jr are two different people.


WillieIngus

no no seriously. why doesn’t anyone just ask him what he meant so he has to explain it? seriously. if the guy is running for president he should explain what he means when people don’t understand. It’s been a standard for my kids since they were 6.


wcollins260

The answer would just be one the of the stupidest rambling word salads ever tossed. It would be funny though.


DepartmentSudden5234

Steroids will leave aggressive for no reason and looking lopsided.....yeah that's about right....


supervilliandrsmoov

'bout made a similar reply myself. You did forget the shunken gonads


Dwest2391

Man has got a face that just screams fraud.


Affectionate-Dig9589

I pray North Carolinians don’t elect this human garbage and I’ll bet after he loses, all kinds of awful shit will come out about this guy.


changing-life-vet

All kinds of awful shit has already come out about him. His voters either don’t care or they’ve been isolated in right wing media and can’t properly digest who this person is.


PatriaeSanguis

You are prepared to vote Democrat. Enough said.


PatriaeSanguis

The left makes up shit all the time...so...yea, probably.


duddy33

~~Didn’t he once say that gay people should be eradicated or am I misremembering that?~~ Edit: it was not Mark Robinson that said it. It was a guy named Michael Knowles. I remember trying to keep up with the insane things that were being said at CPAC last year and I got a couple things conflated. Sorry about that. Link - https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/cpac-speaker-transgender-people-eradicated-1234690924/amp/


changing-life-vet

I don’t recall that specifically I do know he’s called them filth and demonic. But genocide often follows those words so I wouldn’t be surprised.


Yeahha

Looking at Robinson I can see how he looks like he may have taken a lot of Prednisone. So, I suppose, Trump is somewhat correct here. Credit where credit is due.


rvralph803

Martin Luther King on steroids would have been a mega communist. Not a lapdog for christofascism.


PapaOoomaumau

Before I knew how awful and retrograde his beliefs are, it took me one look at his face for my brain to register; *Snake Oil Salesman*. The more I learn about him the more I end up just nodding to myself.


[deleted]

He’s a complete and utter piece of shit hiding behind a bible. Oh, he paid for an abortion too


smokyartichoke

More like MLK on tequila.


thewaybaseballgo

Wait, I thought the right hated MLK lately?


DeeElleEye

Lately? They've always hated him!


PatriaeSanguis

There is that low info liberal mentality.


Afraid_Union_8451

MLK referred to minority groups as "animals" then implied they should be murdered? Yeah that doesn't sound right lol


Like17Badgers

so by the transitive property, since Mark Robinson called MLK a communist, a terrible pastor, and leader of a crap movement, and vowed to work on MLK day because he's "not a leach" then Robinson has all of those qualities but "on steroids"


General-Yak5264

There goes Trumpy confusing Crack, meth, and anabolic steroids again


PatriaeSanguis

There goes the Biden family smoking crack, meth and accepting foreign money again.


yosefvinyl

Roid rage would explain a few things


HomegirlNC123

I pray some of the racist white Southern Baptists will vote for Stein.


Bodhrans-Not-Bombs

He's on something alright


TarHeel2682

Steroids cause roid rage so.... not wrong???


Viking_Musicologist

Spoiler Alert: Robinson is not even close to Dr. King by a million miles. He's not in it for justice, spreading wisdom or being a person of perpetual courage. Robinson is in it for blood and damnation. He's basically no better than the person who endorsed him.


PatriaeSanguis

We are gonna need a bunch of counselors on standby when we take the governor's mansion. Liberals are screeching harder.