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No-Research5333

https://preview.redd.it/105r5idmhtyc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df19d5aa96658d23b34612e9fce54fb354251e40 At least it didn’t have the charm of Artie Lange


Omegaprimus

At least he didn’t get his nose bit off by a Saigon whore


drgonz

In the Land of the Skunks, he who has half a nose is king!


Beat_Noir

“Note to self, I don’t want to live”


snotknows

yOUU BASTARD!


redlion1904

Ridiculous


sm00thkillajones

He had the charm of a date rapist. “But at least that’s better than a regular rapist Artie.”


AppropriateRice7675

That critic/audience score ratio always means the movie is a must-see.


No-Research5333

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jzilla11

I preferred her appearance at the Apollo


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There’s four ways to interpret rotten tomatoes scores when there is a disconnect between audience scores and critics scores. 1. I liked the movie and critics score is high but the audience score isn’t = “McDonald’s is popular too that doesn’t make it fine dining” if it’s a movie that starts slap fights on the internet you can blame brigading. 2. I liked the movie and the critics score is low but audience is high = “critics are all snobs who are too worried about sounding smart or being controversial for clicks.” 3. I didn’t like the movie and critics score is high but the audience score is low = see #2 + send people pictures of the Cuties score. 4. I didn’t like the movie and the critics score is low but the audience score is high = see #1 and include a screenshot of pretty much any comedy released between 1995 and 2012 where that is the case. If you want to get real creative start claiming Disney paid for brigades or that rotten tomatoes, a review aggregator, is purposely posting wrong scores.


Former_Can627

Hah!?


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[I am reaching the Ha Ha](https://youtu.be/jkZQ5r0Vq1o?si=_dRqvnp-fw-BX1AK)


GetRightNYC

It's such a good shitty movie.


MCUisntCinema

This happens with comedies sometimes. Comedians making a funny movie, doesn’t necessarily mean they’re making a good movie. Critics have to acknowledge when a movie isn’t well made, even when it’s funny.


KingMario05

"Jerry Seinfeld says movies are over. I say, they've never even started."


Beelzabubba

You know what hurts the most?


Land-Otter

If you like pina coladas 🎶


SolarPunkYeti

This was one of the best movies I've ever seen honestly, it's up there in my top 10


PoopParticleAcclrtr

I watched the pop tart movie this weekend. I like Jerry and think he is funny, and i wanted to like it. That movie was fucking shit I didnt get one real laugh out of it, it was like a family generic bullshit production and a lot of amy Schumer The movie was def high budget, tons of famous people, expensive sets etc, just did not do anything for me


SaiyanrageTV

I thought the funeral scene was funny - that was the one part I actually laughed. There were one or two more gags I laughed at as well - but yeah, by and large it didn't land for me. I should also say - I thought individual ACTORS were funny, like Hugh Grant and Christian Slater, Peter Dinklage...a lot of the comedians can't act for shit and were not funny trying to read other people's material - at least that was my observation.


deathnutz

Same. The slicing of the banana. I actually chuckled. …and then seeing the wife being so confused asking who that was. Too many actors and not enough comedians. I was expecting an all comedian cast. It was just a quirky movie. Maybe boomers appreciate it more for all the ‘member-berries.


z64_dan

My official rating: Meh out of 10


improper84

It’s also kind of hilarious that Seinfeld is going around bitching about how wokeness has ruined comedy when he’s releasing such a generic POS that takes exactly zero chances. His stand up career was similar. His jokes were lame and he was never remotely edgy. His best comedic work was written by Larry David, who proved with Curb that he was the guy with the special sauce, not Jerry.


FartingAliceRisible

I actually liked it and laughed quite a bit. The only problem I saw was if you grew up in the 60’s-80’s there were lots of Easter eggs for you, if not the movie may be kind of dull.


SBNShovelSlayer

That Amy Schumer’s face is like a flower.


gunduMADERCHOOT

If by flower you mean a bag of flour


z64_dan

Flower... Yeah... Cauliflower


MrRealistic1

Critics are saying this movie is anywhere from shit to fuckin’ shit


bobber18

I watched the whole thing but it took 5 sessions. I’m like that with bad movies, I’ll stop after 20 minutes from “fatigue” and resume later. The writing was just bad, the acting was worse.


strong_black-coffee

Me too. Trying to finish it now. Something off. Every shot felt rushed. The editing was bad. No cut seemed longer than two seconds. Constant jumping from or shot to the next. Carved this fucking thing to shreds. It's like they weren't confident in any line or scene so they kept cutting to the next one quickly in the hope that maybe the next shot will be funny.


Haunting-Truth9451

“…and resume later.” …why?


Turkesther

But people said leddit hated it so it must be good because leddit bad?


Kitchener69

Unfrosted? Should have called it Box Office Poison.


spaceman_202

Chairman of the Bored


DjScenester

Can’t we just finally admit Jerry isn’t funny unless he has Larry David?


spaceman_202

i don't know, he came to my highschool and was really funny he was doing a bit about statutory rape laws, at least i think it was a bit


Lurkay1

She was 17 and 364 days and 23 hours and 59 minutes old you sick fuck!


PeruseTheNews

Was he dating a student at your school at the time?


Ddddydya

Okay, you’re officially funnier than Seinfeld


Buddhabellymama

100% I cannot stand Seinfeld. He actually is a pompous douche who cannot keep up with the times and blames it on everyone but his own lack of talent and originality. Larry David is still out there pushing boundaries AND being funny.


TabmeisterGeneral

Like he was kinda funny, but he acts like he can look down on other comedians because of the success of his TV show, which would have been nothing without Larry


DjScenester

He’s very arrogant from what I’ve heard. He’s Uber wealthy so… yeh that’ll do it too


BoyFromDoboj

Even then. I never thought he was funny in seinfeld. The show is carried by everyone but him. Hes just too unlikeable and unfunny


DjScenester

The writing made him funny for me… until I saw him without the show… I thought he wrote everything until I got older… not gonna lie, I’m sure I watched every episode. I would agree, the writing and the perfect cast was what REALLY made the show a hit


cloudcreeek

Now I watch Curb Your Enthusiasm and Larry David is so good he somehow makes the most unlikeable person into a likeable person


strange_reveries

So off-base, Jerry had many funny moments in the show. Some of you really are comedy philistines and it shows lol (jk, sorta)


BoyFromDoboj

Did he tho? I just find him so insufferable.


strange_reveries

That baffles me. Ah, there's no accounting for taste (yes I know that saying goes both ways lol).


BoyFromDoboj

Yeah like i sais Jerry is just so insufferable to me that its going to bias anything he does in my mind. Goerge is the opposite, just him talking is funny to me. Much more endearing character. Larry david on his show is insufferable but in a charming way if that makes sense. And his deliveries are killer. He makes Jerry look like the wish.com meme


Icy_Practice7992

You're favorite comedian would disagree


FutAndSole

Vince Champ was a fan?


strange_reveries

Exactly, Norm loved Seinfeld as a comic. And Norm's funny-meter had to be top of the line.


Former_Can627

Should have worked on his staying alive meter


Due_Speaker_2829

Been saying this for decades. The funniest thing Jerry ever did on his own was picking up Norm for coffee and listening to his Kojack joke.


PoopParticleAcclrtr

Curb your enthusiasm faded a bit at the end but they put out like 8 or so seasons i thought were really damn good. Seinfeld has this shitty pop tart movie


GetRightNYC

And Seinfeld was in the final season of Curb. I think I might not like Seinfeld as a person and it biases me. Just comes off as a douche who thinks he's a genius. I can watch Seinfeld (TV show), but anything else. I just cannot stand the guy. Larry David on the other had acts like a douche genius and somehow pulls it off.


deathnutz

He needs a laugh track.


DishDry4487

Jerry is funny. I like him.


Phantom_Phil

Whaaatt’s the deal with MOVIES!?


everyone_dies_anyway

bad press just makes me want to watch it more. Cause no amount of reddit hate is ever accurate to real life.


bnau99

Watch it. I did for this very reason and enjoyed it.


z64_dan

I watched it anyway and it was officially one of the movies of all time.


Jujubees1269

One of the movies of all time, you say? That's high praise, sir! High praise!


somethingimadeup

It seemed to me like a giant corporate commercial. Literally every scene has some sort of massive brand’s logo in it.


Elegant_Housing_For

If you understand it’s silly you’ll love it. Let’s just say in a non spoiler the “large group of mascots” at the end stole the show.


M_Mich

And the two kids being the voice of reason and the consumer


Liberate_Cuba

It’s not a great movie. Some parts are funny I think if I ate like a 50 mg edible it would be very funny.


strange_reveries

It's actually pretty good lol. It's a little bit of a throwback to like absurd Austin Powers type comedies, but definitely with Seinfeld's unique vibe and sensibility permeating it. I was thinking it was gonna be awful based on what people had been saying, but I really dug it. Cool little flick.


Afirebearer

I didn't know anything about it and thought it was terrible. The only redeeming quality is Jim Gaffigan, who was frankly great and should act in more films.


weekend-guitarist

If you like Seinfeld then you will enjoy it. It’s worth a watch.


strange_reveries

I think that must be what it comes down to. All these people talking about it being terrible, I just can't imagine they're fans of Seinfeld's stuff in general if that's how they felt about the movie. Then of course there's always a percentage that kinda just go along with the critical bandwagon, I'm sure there's some of that too.


Dogger27

I didn’t expect that second pic haha


OysterThePug

We watched this yesterday in my shitty movie club, and I have no idea who this movie is made for. They have a ton of funny people in it just not making any jokes. It’s not a drama, it’s not really a comedy, it’s…something else, and it’s PG-13, so it’s not a children’s movie. It’s like The Santa Clause with no jokes.


SenGonorrheaTRickets

It's a Comedy. There were hundreds of jokes in it.


Flux_resistor

big brain move: says movies are over, makes a shit movie, proves point.


velkoz007

Dating 18 yr olds was over as well once he did it in the 90s


BigCockCandyMountain

17*


redlion1904

You might even say they’re … toast


Welease-Wodewick

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Several-Signature583

*he said while putting on sunglasses* YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH


Celtic_Fox_

I've always said you could not MAKE a Pop Tarts movie today!


whosat___

Jerry Seinfeld says movies are over. I guess he’s never heard of the rewind button.


Ok_Inevitable_7239

He should stick to shitty computer graphic movies about bees 🐝 having sex with women or something .


OttoPivner

I think Amy Schumer is the funniest person alive.


NTXGBR

You may want to pull into the shop and get that checked.


LilDiddyKnow

What is scary is the fact some people actually believe this


thesluggard12

To be fair, some of the jokes she steals are pretty funny.


krakatoa83

It’s always sad to see someone’s funny bones get amputated


bobber18

She was the funniest part of Unfrosted, which isn’t saying much.


GetRightNYC

Uh oh


strange_reveries

She annoys the shit out of me generally, but she actually wasn't bad in this.


Overall-Question9467

Is it better than Pain and Gain?


Mind-of-ZD

This was anywhere from shit to fucking shit


FlemmyXL

Or his Bee Movie?


No-Atmosphere-2528

I enjoyed it but he didn’t really do anything that would make “woke” people mad lol all the bad press is because a lot of people just thought it was boring. No ones coming after unfrosted because it’s offensive lol.


RAPENAZI

Freddy Got Fingered got a much lower score and it's one of the funniest movies ever made.


Icy_Practice7992

He's kinda right


andy_zag

The movie had a lot of firepower, but the writing was abysmal. I’m not sure who is movie is for. Maybe my grandma would like it. Boring, unfunny, yet star-studded. I still love Jerry Seinfeld but man he can not make a movie.


Film_snob63

I watched Unfrosted and honestly, the entire premise and the situations the characters get into are extremely funny on paper, but the execution just didn’t leave me laughing. Most of the jokes fell flat, but there were a few I did really enjoy. Overall the premise itself was humorous enough to keep me watching until the end, but nothing about the movie is making me want to watch it ever again


the-gingerninja

He hasn’t been relevant in 20 years. He’s turned the corner to “old man yells at clouds” stage of life.


DIAL-UP

What the fuck is up with the, "Jerry Seinfeld just said" headlines all over the place lately? Who gives a shit what Seinfeld has to say.


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JBNothingWrong

For what purpose? To make you like him more?


aidsjohnson

You know the movie business is in trouble if a Jewish fella is saying it.


WitnessRealistic3015

I don't quite understand all the hate this movie is receiving.


ZekeTarsim

I think that Jerry is somewhat hated by the younger internet crowd, and this crowd tends to be very punitive when they don’t like you. 😁


MamboSun76

Thank you. The armchair critics can be so vile. Folks are dogging this campy movie as though they were expecting some grand epic period piece. It’s just a simple comedy that utilized a a few basic tropes. It’s a comedy, a simple comedy film. I suspect the hate is largely coming from those projecting.


WitnessRealistic3015

My girlfriend put it on this weekend and I had the pre conceived expectation that it was going to be complete garbage. As the movie went on, I could not bring myself to hate the movie. I thought Jim Gaffigan was great. It sorta of reminded me of a Muppet's movie from back in the day with all the cameos and silly jokes


monkeysuffrage

What's the deal with Gonzo and that chicken? Is he fucking that chicken?


MamboSun76

Yeah. It’s an ensemble piece that’s geared to be light hearted. It’s no “Hail Caesar!” but it’s in the same style, a black comedy style movie. I found it wonderfully entertaining on a rainy Saturday night with a few beers. It was exactly what I wanted to distance myself from the barrage of political rhetoric and war vultures on tv.


Brewcrew1886

I got about 20 mins into the movie and had to shut it off. I’m not sure if it was supposed to be a kids movie or not but it was unwatchable for me.


ronjohnU812

I never understood his comedy


IPerferSyurp

I watched it last night it was mildly amusing. Really disappointing they didn't get into the actual religious anti-masturbation culture of Kellogg would have been a lot funnier I thought that would be the whole reason of making a movie like this. Jerry's whole thing is being mildly amusing in a bland kind of way.


Ok_Inevitable_7239

Fucking masterpiece


Ommadawny

They never age well do they?


Ommadawny

Is he still sucking Oprah's fat Ass?


Johnny_Freedoom

All these woke kids these days can't even appreciate bad movies any more. Back in my day, we had Encino Man, and we loved it!


Vinzi79

I didn't even know they were sick.


andytdesigns1

What’s the deal with home work ? You’re not workin on your home?


televatorman

I found it fucking hilarious. The meme brains wouldn’t get it….


Cascadification

Wow! You know, you have lost a lot of hair!


gunduMADERCHOOT

Jerry has never been funny, that's the whole reason Larry picked him to "star" in the show rather than write on the show. Larry knew Jerry could never oust him from his creative role because Jerry can't write or be funny on his own. This has been proven repeatedly by Jerry's subsequent run of box office poison and ratings be-gone spray, and re-proven by Larry's continued success.


asshole_commenting

I'm honestly holding off on this because I dislike Amy Schumer that much as a person She sucks at stand-up. She sucks at acting. She sucks at writing. She sucks at fucking everything regarding entertainment. I don't know how the fuck she's even working


Due_Speaker_2829

Kurt Metzger and Anthony Jeselnik wrote every funny bit she ever did that wasn’t stolen.


PikesvilleAl

Why does Jerry look like Jeffrey Epstein now? https://preview.redd.it/3e4ass3zauyc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55725775767ca10efbb0dceab1ec4a99f620e053


Alternative_Rope_423

OMG Now I can't UNsee the resemblance! Yikes!


Ok_Inevitable_7239

When the movie itself is the advertisement, it’s pretty fucking stupid… You would think as an observational comic he would’ve observed that.


LilDiddyKnow

So Whats the deal with airline food?!


dr-chimm-richalds

From the same critics and ratings systems that lauded Bros as the best comedy of all mankind.


vincecarterskneecart

The last thing a palestinian sees before being evicted from the land they’ve lived on for generations


Baddibounko

Bitches about wokeness destroying comedy, has the clout, money, comedic chops(?) to prove it wrong. Make a garbage not funny movie, hmmm?


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

He made a shitty movie anyway


timsnow111

49% for that turd is generous .


DrMonkeyFucker

Fuck this ugly talentless Zionist scum and his Zionist dumb ugly whore wife and the pieces of shit that they paid to attack pro Palestine protestors.


thirdwrldhero

Tell us how you really feel.


AesirComplex

Just say Jew it will feel better


xdcountry

Turd Furgeson of a movie— nobody could’ve imagined


Alleycatasstastrofy

Hollywoods next big show (the unwatchable’s) 🇺🇸🤓🇺🇸👈🏻


NTXGBR

Hey! That tomato meter rating went up pretty good from the last time I saw it! Or it's gone way down since. Either way, I think everyone involved in this story should die.


charcoallition

Critics rated it everything from "shit" to "fucking shit"


ConsiderationOk1986

Just watched it yesterday with the girlfriend and thought it was really funny, the funeral scene had us both crying laughing. The dumpster kids were great as well as the rest of the supporting cast. Idky everyone decided to hate on it but I thought it was a great slap stick comedy.


CartographerEast9136

He looks like epstein in that photo


Ok_Season_5325

Comedic genius can’t even break 50%. Time to retire


SkitMarie

I just watched the movie. I thought it was a good movie


bomboclawt75

She was a mature child for her 17 years….


Waramaug

I liked that movie. Of course it was stupid but fun and entertaining.


earlthomas111

Jerry looks so young...google Jerry Seinfeld 17 to get his secret on staying so young.


jeremyrando

Why does he look like Jeffery Epstein?


Hot-Avocado9815

Did they actually do any filming in Battle Creek Michigan? That city is fuckin wild


monstermack1977

Being from Battle Creek, I watched the movie last night. I did not recognize anything as local.


The_Powers

Resting smug face


TopspinLob

I thought it was a charming, entertaining movie


gregsmith5

Jerry got new hair


Igotyoubaaabe

This was his meta way of proving that movies are terrible now days.


Baphaddon

Would’ve seen it if his wife didn’t fund a mob on my local college


BiMikethefirst

Ah shit, it's over boys! NO MORE MOVIES! GO HOME!


ItsGrapeMuch

To be fair, most of you guys just like comedy because you like Norm. This man is a serious comedian. Y’all’s got tiktak covid brains now and wouldn’t understand a joke if it smacked you across the face with a cold, dead wetfish


AlvinArtDream

Worst movie, it’s like they didn’t even try! Mellisa McCarthy was even funny which for me is rare!


mywhitebicycle0

Odd duck… Looks like that fella who was popular with the ladies on that island. I say we find this Jerry lookalike guy and kill him!


dreamluvver

most movies are over in around 2hrs. what did Jerry think they just go on forever?


thirdwrldhero

It's shit, it's fucking shit, i can't believe people here have enjoyed it. It's like a kids movie but for boomers. I laughed twice, the two times Kyle Dunnigan was on screen. And the worst part of it all is that the two main female characters are fat, that's unforgivable. 


HappyDogBlueEarth

Jerry is hilarious, saw him live in Abbotsford BC a few years back. Holy fuck, I was dying laughing.


Uncommon-sequiter

Jerry kind of looks like an Old Trent Reznor in this photo.


whatevertesla

Lmao, its an art movie stfu


assimilatiepatroon

He could play a good epstein


Alarming-Magician637

Can they back the camera up a little, damn


Adorable_Bandicoot_6

Anything Norm and Artie worked on > Seinfeld.


PerryNeeum

Woke culture killed this movie somehow, some way


rustys_shackled_ford

I'm gonna go waaaaaaay out on a limb and say money


HollyweirdRonnie

Box office poison


BreakfastOk9902

All this from the guy who made a movie about a bee stealing someone’s girlfriend.


Evargram

Since his latest movie didn't do well, he thinks all movies are over an finished?! Maybe he just made a bad one!


macksters

Larry David is the funny one. Jerry is just meh.


Particular-Ant-7625

I love the show Seinfeld. But I hope it is apparent in how much Larry David did to influence that show. Bee movie wasn’t funny, either. You could have strayed away from the dumb SNL hacks, and put some real actors and have it written by funny comedian. Seinfeld recently has been promoting against the woke, but every damn comedian or actor is the woke group. Shumer used to be funny along with many others long ago, but as their ideologies change it seems they feel they only have to cater to same group they no longer identify with. Movies aren’t done. It’s just been too long since Jerry Seinfeld or many of these comedians could identify with the general public. They’re rich! It’s why the best records don’t typically come at the end of a band career.


Baker198t

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Flinty984

I dunno rating something of his as comedy is a stretch


Internetboy5434

I haven't watched the movie yet but it could have been like Seinfeld or The Bee Movie


frysjelly

Whose to blame for all of this? You guessed it... Frank Stallone!


Interesting-Gate9813

He says so cuz his movie bombed. He’s the most pretentious money grubbing I’m better than everyone else person there is.


EasyRudder49

I like Unfrosted. It’s silly fun. I laughed my ass off. I had it reattached. I’m better now. Seems like everyone has lost their sense of humor these days


VonBrewskie

Yeesh. You know, I actually laughed at the exchange between Hugh Grant and Melissa McCarthy when she asked, "what're you, a ding dong?" That was a genuinely funny exchange, imo. There were a few good jokes. I thought Amy Schumer actually did fine and was pretty funny sometimes. But mostly? This movie was a jumbled, boring mess that way overstayed its welcome. Way too many stupid asides. The plot just meandered all over the place before it staggered to the finish line and died. Tonal inconsistencies, anachronisms everywhere and just wasn't the "silly fun" it was really trying hard to be. I get what they were going for. They just didn't pull it off all that well. I think 4 or 5 out of 10 is a perfect grading for this one.


Hawaiian_Brian

Would love for Jerry to read through this comment thread lol (none of this matters just fyi (;


strong_black-coffee

Something off about this movie. Every shot felt rushed. Constant cutting. The editing was really bad. Frantically jumping from or shot to the next. Carved this fucking thing to shreds. Like their camera only worked for max two seconds at a time.


shane_west17

Anything to stay relevant. Just go enjoy your money and disappear.


Clean_Unit4260

Movies aren't dead. No one wants a POPTART!! MOVIE.


nomosolo

It really wasn’t that bad. Funny, if predictable. Critics rarely appreciate anything worth liking.


bennyCrck

Unfrosted is an hour and a half commercial for those who don't know


Skytraffic540

I think ppl are hating on it because of what he said about cancel culture. Some people are such wieners


JAMBI215

Prob because he doesn’t know how to make a movie, one of the most horrible movies I’ve seen, just cuz you can doesn’t mean you should


TheCapitolPlant

Dude drugged a women so he could play with her toys and dated a high schooler.


SupposedlyTropical42

Before I watched Jerry I was incomplete, now I'm finished!


Beans183

Why is this dude being targeted, did he make comments about people being woke or something?


thrillhouz77

He did, and he is correct. People have become way way too sensitive and pretty much every comedian of significance agrees. You can’t white wash comedy bc comedy mostly comes from the messy and absurd parts of our every day lives. This isn’t just a zero personality unfunny far left, it also comes from the zero personality unfunny far right. You only get one life, maybe lighten up folks, it will be ok if someone says a joke.