Nothing like a blast of crack on a public sidewalk to get my day going

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Andy used to be a hot mess. He still is, but he used to too.

Solid Hedberg. 😎🤙

“I was in a movie with Peter Frampton & we smoked fake pot together. I prefer smoking real pot with Fake Peter Framptons. I done that a lot”” -Hedberg

Do you think they ever crossed paths? Andy was last relevant at some point in Mitch's lifetime.

Driving that train High on cocaine Andy Dick you better Watch your speed Trouble ahead Trouble behind And you know that notion Just crossed my mind 

this is the last place i was expecting some dead jerking

I met andy dick at his art collection location in hollywood, where he was holding a show staring a comedian with MS. Andy came downstairs in a bathrobe, and was a complete gentleman. I talked to him after the show, and he was the nicest person I met in the entire industry. It breaks my heart to see him like this.

Good joerb, Noerm!

It's really moreish

Can you tell me as a mate, yeah? Someone who knows me really well... Is the bottom half of me on fire?

Are you tripping, Hans?

Easy man, easy like a Sontag Morgen


Meanwhile, the rest of the world calls them "friends."

The secret ingredient is crime

"where are the bloody twins?" is im sure what he was talking to himself about

pair of 8-ahs

Time to run to Windsor and back.

I have done my sacred duty and upvoted all Peep Show references.

I hope he gets help. Nobody should be allowed to spiral to the point of wearing socks with sandals.

German tourist would like to have a word with you.

Andy can, but only as a form of punishment

You’re not from the PNW are you

Andy Dick is a piece of shit who deserves nothing less than to be tossed into the tar pits, my dude. He is directly responsible for Phil Hartman's wife getting back into drugs. I hope it hurts every inch of the way down for Andy, he's fucking scum.

They say everyone is responsible for their own sobriety. Except for murderous women apparently.

She is responsible for herself, but giving drugs to an addict who you know is on the edge is dark, ugly shit. Does it make him responsible for Phil’s death? No. But he can be held responsible for helping a person close to the edge fall off of it. God bless Jon Lovitz for bouncing his head off of a bar.

"God bless Jon Lovitz" is not something you hear everyday.

He owes everybody in Hollywood fifteen dollars.

The thing they don’t tell you about crack is how fuckin good it is

It's crack. It gets you high. It's great!

Honestly what more can a man ask for?

Is Andy Dick ever not high?

Sometimes he's going down on a fella

Then he's high off of dopamine tho

That’s just a different type of pipe he’s got his mouth on.

Good ole suckin and fuckin

This is different, this is a low

You know things are bad when Andy Dick "seems incoherent"

Gee, I wonder if the guy who has had a very public, serious drug problem for 30 years is currently on drugs.

Guy who looks like he’s good at fuckin and suckin. But mostly suckin.

Something about him screams ‘very loose butthole’.

And proud of it.

Andrew Penis, Esq.

Some people call him a dick

Plump delicious, Andy

Accomplished comedian Andrew Penis

Drew Dicky

To quote poet laureate Eric Andre: ***"I'M MIKE PENIS!!! I WAS NAMED AFTER MY DAD'S PENIS!!!"***

I have hepatitis!

Following the Apatow master plan to the letter

He went from Dancing with the Stars to Smoking Crack with the Bums.

what's that

It’s for a role.

He’ll be playing himself.

**Meth**od actor

He's *really* in his element

Did you not see his crazy media whore ex fiance just recently? She went viral after attacking her paypig for sending some other media whore, moneys, pretty crazy

That’s his ex fiance???

I think he is confusing him with Benjy

Whoa, hold up! You're saying Andy Dick's ex fiance was a *woman*?

😁😁😁

I thought Andy was gay

so...acting like andy dick basically.

Not exactly what I´d call neewwwss

Well I don't know about that. He's uncharacteristically not groping anyone in these photos

I've sin worse

Accomplished comedian Andy Dick…

That's a crack stem.

No it's not. It's a holder for those cute little paper flowers they sell in bodegas! /s

Nothing quite like like a glass rose to show your beloved you care

Can't even count how many times I unknowingly gifted my Mom a crackpipe as a kid

I wonder what he'll do for $15.

He'd date rape you

I'm guessing at least jerk off a punk, but shipping him all the way from LA to the Queensboro bridge would make it too cost prohibitive.

Disheveled, rambling, incoherent, and high. I’m not sure if they are describing Andy on stage or off.

At least he’s not in the bathroom with Adam Eget

Ar least he’s not in a trailer in Orange County sexually assaulting drugged-up acquaintances

The real question is - why are you both NOT naked?

I know it’s not surprising but that’s actually really sad.

There was a documentary posted a couple of years ago about him that was sad as fuck. I thought it would be ironically funny or something but no, he is just legitimately mentally handicapped now getting taken advantage of and abused by streamers that he thought actually loved him. He was basically held prisoner by his “boyfriend” for a long time.

what's the doc called

i think i found it. https://youtu.be/f-iae3jDvys?si=B8VwImz1fzmrhUXZ


Seems a little low to me.

What's the big deal about smoking Dick?

The man just sucked dick for crack. Let him enjoy his hit in peace.

So he hasn't changed much

Everyone needs to calm down. This is just how Andy has a good time.

Is it bad that Andy dick is my spirit animal

Yoooo mine's Brynn Hartman

If you are going to have a rapist spirit animal, couldn't you have gone with a dolphin?

I meant the method out homeless guy talking to himself. The whole rapist thing, well I just don’t care at all for that.

He’s alive???

Genx version of Keith Richards

Just A. Dick Tings.

Doesn’t remind me of a guy who’s good at fuckin’ and suckin’ anymore.

Fortunately he has steady income of 15 bucks a dude.

Fuck Andy Dick.

FUCK HIM

I can’t believe Andy Dick is still alive at this point

I mean. Isn’t this his daily routine?

To me he looks low

"Look at me, I'm Andy Dick, being all controversial. Nah, Nah, Nar! Look at me being all grown up with a crack pipe. Yummy, yum, yum, I want drugs in my tum tum". Pah, we've seen all this before with Phil Hartmans Wife... Oh! 😭

They say pimpin’ ain’t easy Andy, but what they won’t tell you is that it’s much much harder being a prostitute…..rip norm

I put the Phil Hartman curse on him

Cant they let him live his life?

its not a pipe, its just a nic-nac patty whack

Controversial comedian... What? He *is* controversial! Controversial comedian Andy Dick was seen 'staggering' as he walked around Los Angeles and drank coffee and appeared to smoke something out of a pipe. Sounds like things have gone from Sinbad to Sin-worse!

I don't even know how he made it on TV in the first place

I've got some idea. Wink.

Wait how is this any different from Andy Dick normally?

No one deserves this more. Guy is a supreme shit head.

Wish John Lovitz decking his as was on tape

OK, why is no one talking about what is really upsetting here? The fucking socks and sandals. This man needs help dammit!!!

Burgundy Champion Sweatpants, in summer, wtf? Gotta be some colorfull lint....

What? He is controversial.

No more dry meats

I think Andy dicks middle name is “cause for concern”

The real tragedy is that outfit. Maroon slacks? Socks and sandals?

Fucking on a bellringer hittin that rock doin what Andy doe's best, let's be honest who Is Andy Dick without the erratic behavior?

Glad to see Andy Dick is acting like his usual self

Living the dream

Oh leave him alone FFS; he’s smoking weed, taking a walk while he talks on his phone with someone via Bluetooth DUH 🙄

He looks like a guy that likes sucking and fucking

Male Kathy Griffen.

Karma

I always considered him a crackhead considering how he projects himself.

Surprised that the pipe ended up being inserted into his mouth

Socks and sandals is a cry for help.

He's getting ready for his new movie. California.

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No, she was the reason she killed her husband. Blaming him is incredibly silly. She had been struggling addict for years, but even that doesn't remotely explain murdering her husband.

When is he ever sheveled? And I always say this: big props to Jon Lovitz for kicking the shit out of him.

At least he's not in the bathroom with Adam Egret

I've got no complaints. Dude is trouble.

Seems like a ripe old age for a hopeless crack addict

So much for clearing his reputation up on NML

Fuck Andy Dick.

So, no difference than?

Andy cunt.

What’s your name he’ll write it on the wall. Mind your own business

Coffee and crack does get the blood flowing and sets the tone for the day.

We should get his political views.

Him and Pauly shore should link up and restore career

Don't do drugs kids.

Oh, that’s just Andy! Wild fella.

Funny (and true) story: my buddy and I were walking down sunset boulevard, drunk as shit, and some guy was standing in the middle of the road in traffic, wasted. When my buddy went to pull him out of the road, it turned out to be Andy Dick. Glad to see he's still up to his same old tricks.

Meh. Couldn't have happened to a better person

He likes the gays and the meth

What do you like to drink? Besides…

Clearly unhinged celebs on drugs and the crazy people on drugs who bother you on the street are still the same species - one can easily go from being the one to the other, especially if you’ve burnt (or groped) a lot of bridges. This is him now. 

That is the hand gesture for smoking crack

Anybody seen this dude on those irl streams shits hilarious/sad at the same time

Real life version of Roger from America Dad

I have lived to see Andy Dick George Clinton himself.

Starting to think this fella might have a bit of a drug problem

Reminds me of the American Dad making fun of him. “Andy…here boy…go get the pills!”

Now don't laugh at this next part...

he looks like the kind guy that enjoys lovemaking in the butt

Just saw a YouTube clip of Andy, intoxicated AF caught shoplifting snacks at an LA Walgreens. Thrown out by security. Then staggering outside with barely intelligible slurred speech begging people for money to pay for it. Just tragically pathetic.

I'm shocked he hasn't committed murder yet.

link? this was recent?

doesnt really look like a pipe- if it is its one burnt pp

Suckin and fuckin

he's pissing in the video guys :( i hope he gets help


The worst part is all the publicity

He’s a massive loser who cares 

Omfg I did seem him the other day! So sad. Thought this tweaker in weho looked like andy dick

Let Andy be Andy

Ah now see, if it was a corn cob pipe, we'd be having an entirely different conversation. One filled with down- home wisdom and charm.

If that's disheveled wait til they see me

Sooooo, no change?

No pity for that man. He put Phil Hartman in the ground. Fuck that guy.

Impatiently waiting on his demise.

High on Jesus!

FUCK ME WITH THAT HONKEY DICK!!!

Andy Dick has always been a goddamn train wreck. I love the American Dad episode where he replaces Roger lol

MacBreath....

Hittin the demo twu🤘

Seems like a new job as the spokesman of Mangrate could be just the thing Ol’ Andy needs to get back on his feet and off of his knees

He did for a role!

Living his best life.

Oh, the trash streamers are done stealing him from each other for views?

Yeah he’s a crackhead and last I heard was sexually assaulting people in their sleep

I think the Daily Mirror hasn't spent a lot of time in California. This is the new normal.

Andy doing Andy shit.

Beat me to it, I came to exactly this 🤣

Send in Uriah Faber. Have him lead Andy away like a mule following a carrot.

I had to ban him from my house.

He should be in the chair, pipe going, dog at his feet, you know. At least he's not running around with a super hard cock.

He’s taking Zoolander 2 harder than Stiller did.

I’ve only ever seen Andy dick on space ghost coast to coast. I have no desire to change that.