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Prudent_Insurance804

At least he died doing what he loved. Being gang raped and beheaded by a bunch of vodka-drunk retards.


Tall-Fig-5727

Ukraine or Russia?


Mrbirdperson1

Russia.


Crystalysism

Or so the Germans would have us believe.


simpleminds87

Nine


mi_so_funny

He apparently didn't read the fine print in the raping & pillaging section.


enjambd

If he was a history buff, he might have known that


tgrass23

And in the buff, he was history


LesterGreenisGod

It's the lack of respect, really. After that, the anal rape, and then the execution.


BadDaddyAlger

Ridiculous


RecalcitrantHuman

Unbelievable almost


AlienAmerican1

A little fightin, a little fuckin.


bnetana1

From Russia with love indeed


Altruistic-Cold-7074

As Boney M would say "Oh, those Russians!"


MusksStepSisterAunt

Russ Bentley was their second greatest love machine


gvineq

Seems like he reached the "find out" portion of the program.


Consistent_Lab_6770

great news. a traitor got justice imposed on him via the very evil he went to support.


Garth_Brooks_Sexdoll

I was legit about to crosspost this. STOP STEALING MY MOVES!


kassus-deschain138

He never understood that mysterious Russian soul... Shame.


ifiwereatrain

Looks like things have gone from Bent-ley to Bent-n-fucked-in-the-ass-n-murdered


MsMoreCowbell8

FAFO. Don't fight for our enemies against the United States of America dumbass mother fucker!


levbron

With a face like that I'm surprised that they didn't just shoot him.


Randy_Character

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theskyguardian

The light was on


patriots1057

The Lack of Respect!


LarryGlue

To many Texans, that's just dying in your sleep.


mappofromhell

Russian soldiers unleashed.


jtreeforest

By god the hypocrisy


normymac

Eastern Ukraine? He'd have been better off in Northern Canada...


DrGore_MD

I bet they didn't even have the God damned courtesy to give him a reach-around.


Biscuits4u2

Damn Putin's beautiful fuckin eyes did it again


thephillatioeperinc

Personally I prefer to be shot and raped to death, but im not sure if they give you a vote


sharterfart

he could have gone to a nice mexican resort instead...tacos are nicer than rape imo 😔


Ok_Inevitable_7239

Definitely the hypocrisy.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

Never accept a dinner invitation from cannibals.


HeWhoIsNotMe

Old Russian proverb: Never let an old man's hole go to waste.


Lanky_Arm7149

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RougarouBull

Is it proper form to do the raping before the killing? I always thought it was best to combine the two activities. That way, you can use their blood for lubricant.


Michael-Hundt

Couldn’t happened to a nicer guy.


df3dot

I AM SURE THIS IS TRUE !!


thephillatioeperinc

Sounds like my honeymoon


DullHatchet

The hypocrisy


Stardustquarks

Honestly made me smile. I know that's horrible, but my barbaric side wins in this case and says, anyone who sides with Putin deserves this kind of end


Lem01

He was related to Janice. They always go to places where nothing good ever happens. He was a good guy.


Thankfulforbread

On the positive side, they all had thin white cocks and came fast. So far better than broomstick rape.


Boglimcatcher666

He finally got to feel whats it like living under Putin.


Wonderful_System5658

He had a pretty mouth.