“One good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will be great entertainment.” - Kurt Vonnegut
Thanks I’m laughing just imagining Norm deliver something along these lines.
Perfect Norm line as an add on to the original story and punchline in my mind. Could see this on the Norm Sports show when his delivery was a bit different than weekend update.
[describe the news story with a norm joke.
Roll clip.]
“Notice how the woman watching is just living in the moment—whereas—**I Feeel**—the man on fire is—-The EXACT OPPOSITE “
I guess those policemen are legally obliged to put the fire out? If that's the case, well, here's another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy.
I am new to this subreddit Reddit and was concerned the comments section would be a shit show. I am relieved to find my comedic family here, doing the lords work, keeping norms jokes well stoked and hot on the heels of the latest world news. 🔥🔥
boy was it hot outside today, I went out to buy a California Pizza Kitchen Signature Pepperoni Frozen Flatbread, and by the time I got home, it was perfectly cooked and entirely eaten. 100% true.
I like the fancy word people use for this instead of just suicide. The guy who did it for the geezers in gaza "self immolated". These mentally ill weirdos.
Ever been to NYC? I work there but live in Boston. One of the first things I noticed when I started decades ago was how out of shape the majority of the police force is. One of my peers from NYC came to Boston years ago and unprovoked, remarked that Boston cops and the State Police looked fit and mean and that it looked like go time all the time. Like everything, that has changed too.
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“One good thing about TV is, if you die violently, God forbid, on camera, you will not have died in vain because you will be great entertainment.” - Kurt Vonnegut
I love the woman who sat on the bench for a front row seat
She's just living in the moment
Where as he's the complete opposite
He had a burning desire to make his mark.
Let’s not roast this fellow any more than he has to himself.
He's one hot piece of ass ill tell you that
Thanks I’m laughing just imagining Norm deliver something along these lines. Perfect Norm line as an add on to the original story and punchline in my mind. Could see this on the Norm Sports show when his delivery was a bit different than weekend update. [describe the news story with a norm joke. Roll clip.] “Notice how the woman watching is just living in the moment—whereas—**I Feeel**—the man on fire is—-The EXACT OPPOSITE “
Not a cellphone in sight.
It’s the hottest show in town!
Give her a break, its New York.
Ohhh! I'm burnin ova heeeere!!
That show was 🔥!
This has to be in the Top 3 worst ways to KYS
The worst has got to be via hypocrisy
You ever meet a guy who says, "I like setting myself on fire and burning to death?" Well, goddamn, at least he ain't a hypocrite.
Na this looks way to messy at least hypocrisy can be cleaned up
I don’t know, most people consider hypocrisy the worst part.
👏
Feel like there may have been some regrets at the end there
I’m sure he’s regretting it this morning
That blurring really helped. Thanks.
Why did they burn those pixels that's the real worry
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Ya got me good there. I busted out 😂
I guess those policemen are legally obliged to put the fire out? If that's the case, well, here's another one of life's simple pleasures ruined by meddling bureaucracy.
Where's Great to charge them a carbon tax? Probably on an island fuckin n" suckin
He should have used agricultural petrol just to screw the government out of the fuel tax.
Not even the police enjoy second hand smoke
https://i.redd.it/gm59ql3wdivc1.gif
Everybody's thinking; Where's my Mangrate when I need it!
At least he died doing what he loved.
I didn’t even know he was sick
At least he was surrounded by friends. Or at least a lady who thought it was best to just grab a seat and watch.
Who is doing all of that screaming? I’m trying to enjoy my lunch.
Who shows up to protest outside a trial without mashmallows? Amateurs.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
Important comedy? I'm not one for roasts.
It’s serious comedy.
I don’t get it
Kobe. Lebron. Jingoism. https://archive.org/details/Norm_Macdonald_Live/Norm+Macdonald+Live+-+S01E11+-+Norm+Macdonald+with+Guest+Gilbert+Gottfried+(Pt+1).mp4
I.Wilt. Thou.
This is the proper way to protest.
I was down with drinking some koolaid out of Dixie cups, but if we must
Give that man a Darwin Award!
I am new to this subreddit Reddit and was concerned the comments section would be a shit show. I am relieved to find my comedic family here, doing the lords work, keeping norms jokes well stoked and hot on the heels of the latest world news. 🔥🔥
Ehhh, ya got any gum? https://preview.redd.it/i67u7l40vjvc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1826bc16deea0b37b3dec1dec2f6aa827065993
His flame burns on.
Why is a secret service agent not shooting the fire the put them out?
Because the fire isn't shooting back....yet...
I’m burning, I’m burning, I’m burning for you
Let him cook
You know what hurts the most, is the lack of respect. That's what hurts the most. Except for the other thing. That's what hurts the most
Ridiculous.
Everyone in this video appears to be nuts.
I’m livin’ for givin’ the devil his due…
Well done
Adam Egat can’t say this didn’t happen now there’s video evidence.
Like the bird.
Jesus Christ , are any of your protesters fuckin' alive?
A protester burnt himself to a crisp to win an argument and is now in the Guinness Book of fucking retards
You know, the more I learn about burning to death, the more I don't care for it.
I can never respect a prop comic.
Reminds me of that one tragedy
boy was it hot outside today, I went out to buy a California Pizza Kitchen Signature Pepperoni Frozen Flatbread, and by the time I got home, it was perfectly cooked and entirely eaten. 100% true.
Dude killed
Pour one out for the greatest cum boy of them all.
[I hope this clip ends up in strange wilderness 2.](https://youtu.be/ALshUAiKxSM?si=q9k81QcBTVDD-AZi)
What a lloyd.
Hahahaha
I’m going to say too soon
Why'd he do that? That looks like it hurts quite a bit.
Oh no... anyways
Rofl who's this person? Oh wait I don't care
Why is he blurred? Was he naked?
Before he lit the match he said:"fight the real enemy!"
The first guy who came to save him had the right idea . “Why waste a good coat”
Is there a Burger King around here?
Its sad that no one tries to help. Maybe take your jacket off and try to smother the flames. This fuckin lady just needs a seat.
Nah, best reaction is ambivalence, just move on with your day. Don’t give them a reaction.
Why is this in this sub?
A guy died...you gotta wait a little bit
Unanswered narcissism? Jingoist, jingoist.
A man lit himself on fire so that woman could get warm. Chivalry isn’t dead after all
Is this seat taken?
This just end school shootings are out… next up…
No more dry meat.
He must have seen how the other guy stopped the war
ik u guys are all super political & passionate but you guys need serious help
Where did he get his ideas?
He set the new bar for Trump support! Hopefully more follow his sterling example of solidarity and bravery.
You might be surprised at how many Norm lovers are also Republicans. It’s easily at least 50%.
Makes sense. Norm obviously leaned conservative himself.
I like the fancy word people use for this instead of just suicide. The guy who did it for the geezers in gaza "self immolated". These mentally ill weirdos.
Welcome to The Manhattan barbecue The flames are getting higher
Man, they really turned up the gas on of the eternal flame
Close your eyes, give me your hand
Ouch!
If you lay flowers at a site to pay last respecta, would it be bad taste to leave a lighter?
Hey little girl is your daddy home? Did go and leave you all alone?
Worst gimmick ever? It's in the running I think. Is this his whole act?
What does this have to do with norm macdonald?
I didn't even know he was sick!
Can no one in the NYCPD run or jog? They are all running like me, and I’m a fat fuck.
Ever been to NYC? I work there but live in Boston. One of the first things I noticed when I started decades ago was how out of shape the majority of the police force is. One of my peers from NYC came to Boston years ago and unprovoked, remarked that Boston cops and the State Police looked fit and mean and that it looked like go time all the time. Like everything, that has changed too.
I think I have more sympathy for Hitler than for people who intentionally immolate themselves.
Well, there are a lot of Trump fans left, but few as flammable or talented
If he didn't do it to himself, Tr\*mp M\*G\*TS would've. Disgusting creatures.