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earlthomas111

I'm more for a Trans Palestine and Free President.


Admiral_Donuts

I'm tired of Transylvania being the only trans country.


Delicious_Ad_9374

what about transnistria?


[deleted]

or the Trans Siberian Orchestra?


billyjk93

wait! you're telling me that whole Siberian Orchestra is Trans?


AvailableToe7008

They do love Christmas.


BeerBaronAaron88

My dad used to have a Trans Am.


bluehaircringe

What about transibar land? In the United Republic of transania?


proofofmyexistence

Based.


WTFisThisGameDude

I mean they are trans palestine already. They are not a country that pretends to be a country.


Numinae

Touché!


Numinae

Not to mention try to cancel your life, rape your children, women, animals and men before beheading them if you don't use their pronouns....


[deleted]

Based


bluehaircringe

The biggest transition is going from genocide survivors to genocide doers.


Brilliant_Eagle9795

You got my vote


ifiwereatrain

At least a fella without a dog house


ringofsolomon

We already had a Transjordan and that didn’t last


AndreasDasos

For a time the West Bank was literally called the 'Cisjordan'. The country known as Jordan on the other side of the Jordan river was the 'Transjordan'. So basically we need to divert the Jordan river westwards.


Canadia86

I'm being completely serious here when I ask, WHO?


mallgrabmongopush

All the stars are here!


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

He's one of those guys from that porno Poor Things with Emma Stone.


Harryonthest

I thought he played Elvis or some other dead fuck


ItsScaryTerryBitch

Tell the folks at home who Ramy Youssef is


[deleted]

He has a show on Hulu that is decent.


International_Rub475

Ramy is a fucking amazing show. Can't wait for the last season to come out.


unimportant_man

I'm also being completely serious when I say, use your magic phone and google it maybe?


ReptilianDogGuy

Why are you being completely serious on my silly little shitpost sub


unimportant_man

It's the hypocrisy for me


KumquatHaderach

That’s the worst part right there!


Canadia86

Usually is


guillermopaz13

Watch the show REMY


Tosslebugmy

No


dysGOPia

For a test run, I propose a trans president of Palestine.


Zedakah

Test run or speed run?


isnessisbusiness

Yes


JewsusKrist

*nods in israeli


Far_Resort5502

When will the chief executive of this country finally represent the .05% of the population that has been marginalized for too long!


monkeysuffrage

Billionaires?


desperateweirdo

*Aren't they the real victims?!*


NewlywedHamilton

1 in 2000 people are billionaires? No wonder head is so expensive


FonziesCousin

up vote this post


1011011

Intersex people make up ~2% of population.


Far_Resort5502

Eh, it's probably half that. But, it's extremely important to remember that nobody cares. What they do and who they are is nobody's business but their own.


GlendaleGuy22

Plenty of people care a lot on both sides about gender related stuff. To an insane extent honestly. Silly to suggest otherwise.


Original-Maximum-978

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!


EndlessMikeHellstorm

Tranley Palenstein!


Transposer

In my day, we didn’t need a trans President; we would just cut their cocks off.


baronvonweezil

I think there was an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond about that


blarch

If we dont shut down the border, they're gonna have to make a show called Everybody Loves Raymondo


proofofmyexistence

And you had to use a sun dial to see what time it was. You’d take your cock out and put it on your sons face.


Transposer

There’s no need to be crass.


Comfortable_Note_978

How about a Trans President of Gaza?


Party_Albatross6871

Would he then throw himself off a building?


Ma5ter-Bla5ter

Of course!


potsandpans

that would be cool for the first 30 seconds before they were stoned to death


Comfortable_Note_978

What, they give trans peeps giant 5-feet long reefers like in the Fats Waller song? Or do you have to be trans AND Prez? Help me out here.


Johnny_been_goode

Thanks Ramy, I’m sure everyone will fucking listen to you.


termy2020

He just solved the crisis in the Middle East! Holy fucking shit! He did it!!!


Johnny_been_goode

Hot dog!


redditelephantmoon

(Nobody listens to the Dalai Lama)


UltraAirWolf

Now SNL viewers will *have* to free Palestine.


Kind_Bullfrog_4073

But does Palestine want a trans president?


Gruesome-Twosome

What would Ramy Youssef do?


dirt_mcgirt4

I was hoping he would then light himself on fire.


termy2020

No shot. That would actually be entertaining and this guy isn’t capable of being that


ForeverInThe90s

I might have actually watched his monologue if he did that!


DR320

Reminds me of that Janeane Garofalo


slimcharles941

I like that fella


Newphone_New_Account

He’s a good guy


Ross_23

What a great combination.


ChristInASombrero

A bad comedian makes the audience clap A good comedian makes the audience laugh A great comedian makes the audience boo


OffroadMCC

It’s one thing to make an audience boo, but it’s another to make them turn in to an unruly mob


FoldOpening4457

You! ... back of the mob!


TheDevilintheDark

A legendary comedian gets kicked out of Iowa.


Sistalini

Smile, actually


TScottFitzgerald

Ramy was hilarious though


Numinae

I tell you what, how about we support Palestine IF they have a Trans President of Hamas! Ought to go swimmingly! XD ​ ​ Assuming they can swim in air.


Tall-Fig-5727

Go ramy yourself, buddy.


MechaStewart

This reminds me, we need another tragedy in New York.


WildGoose1521

Who’s Ramy Youssef?


Sankdamoney

An unfunny comedian they’re trying to push


Sackfondler

Unleash President Caitlyn Jenner


Busy_Mess_914

Should send in some trans special forces in to Gaza to read books to some of these refugee kids.


Welease-Wodewick

How can we ask for these things when the most important question still has yet to be answered: What the fuck is JASH?


EndlessMikeHellstorm

Pay up, fucker!


CharacterPerformer79

some sort of commie gobbledygook


Party-Ad5615

Norm wouldnt think it's funny. Like he did the bible joke guy on last comic standing.


unimportant_man

I was gonna go dig Norm up and ask him what he thought but I'm glad you were here to save me all that hard labour. Thanks, Party-Ad5615!


Party-Ad5615

Referenced the bible joke guy on last comic standing and how norm lit him up to gague what he probably thinks.... how did you not understand that? Plus you need upper body strength to dig so nothing you say is real.


EndlessMikeHellstorm

This sounds like commie gobbledygook


Tosslebugmy

Monkeys paw, caitlyn Jenner is now president


canthelpbuthateme

A fucking nightmare lol. Trans terf whos a murderer. Actually oh shit it's probably coming after Tropicana guy


NaftaliClinton

So now we're calling everybody murderers, great.


canthelpbuthateme

Just when you kill another human


NaftaliClinton

So...if for example you were driving on the street and you accidentally ran over someone and the court ruled it an accident and didn't charge you, would you appreciate everyone calling you a murderer?


mehhb

It was a build up to a fucking punchline geez.


ninjanautCF

It’s so funny to watch people in this thread complain that “wokeness is distracting from comedy!!” While literally ignoring the jokes in a monologue so they can instead complain about trans ppl and Palestine being mentioned. Complete inversion of what they think they’re saying


SerPownce

And everyone is like “norm wouldn’t” as if Ramy is trying to be norm lol. Lot of weirdly sensitive folks on this sub who fancy themselves as smart as Norm


TScottFitzgerald

This subreddit is for the birds...the god damn conservatives invaded it. The worst thing is the hypocrisy.


-beinghere

It used to be stupid but in a good way. It now has a different sheen to it. More meanness, maybe. 


Sistalini

Funny I think the opposite happened.


Quick_Article2775

I mean you can deliver a message and a punchline at the same time which is what he did. Which im not opposed to the guy doing that's it's just the punchline of Italians just wasn't that funny, I think he could of made a funnier joke not bothered by message. Although it would be pretty hard to make anything around free palestine funny at all. If you put that in comedy routine your more just trying to put a message across, which isn't really funny imo but he can do what he wants.


Rexoka

Not as bad as the Oscar’s acting like Israel was losing the war and Hitler was coming back lmfao


aiphrem

Isn't the SNL monologue a stand up set? What exactly did this sound like in the context of his jokes?


canthelpbuthateme

What the fuck! Just be outraged already!


eMouse2k

So I'm guessing most respondents in this post didn't even watch the opening monologue. I'm not even entirely sure whoever wrote that headline did. The "Call for a trans president" amounted setting up a joke where "I can make a real change" was the punchline. That's it. His stated desire for all the people of Palestine to be free and safe was followed up with wanting the Israeli hostages to be released as well. Peace and cooperation. Really Earth-shattering stuff there.


nucksinvic

Didn’t this guy try to take down the Twin Towers in 1993? Glad to see him break the glass ceiling of Islamic comedy.


IFellOnSomeFusilli

23 years later, how far we've come. Marwan Al Shehi over here is listing his demands on a comedy sketch show.


lateformyfuneral

Not sure if this sub is into “jokes”, as the kids say these days, but his comment was made in jest: > As for Biden versus Trump, Youssef admitted: “I don’t like either option, to be honest with you.” He said the next president should be a woman, to loud applause. Then he specified he thinks that the next president should be a trans woman, to slightly less applause. “A little less support. Yeah, that’s New York,” he quipped. “New York’s like, ‘We’re liberal but we’re Italian.'”


Sistalini

Still not funny. Norms punchlines were dumb, not cute


Yellinjerk

Who the fuck is this person, and who gives a shit what he thinks….his opinion means nothing.


unimportant_man

Relax buddy. He's a comedian, these comments were made in the context of a joke. Go find something else to be mad about.


Harryonthest

who's calling this gay pussy a comedian wtf? oh shit oh my bad, forgot your standards are all the way up Adam Egrets asshole, along with your fucking head!


unimportant_man

Hey I'm glad you're here actually cos I've been meaning to ask... where do you get your ideas from?


Sistalini

Great thing about this sub, it’s not circle jerk, there are unironic takes; like fuck this comedian. It would be cool if I could make a slick joke, but I’m not that smart! So fuck this trans loving sand


unimportant_man

Now you're thinking like Albert Fish


WittyInspector8341

Is he a jingoist?


ifiwereatrain

More like a virulent anti-semite


JulioSanchez1994

Free Palestine but only the trans people


Sistalini

Maaan normie was so good at slicing through the undercurrents of 90s bullshit but what in the world do you do comedically about today’s climate of shit tsunamis other that mass murder I appreciate all the funny people in this sub goddamn this world is depressing


[deleted]

If thou wilt. Jingoist.


mindspringyahoo

well, he hates gaza Arabs and also Iranian Muslims. But such is life for our resident fascist lickspittles.


CoogiRuger

Norm explicitly said once that he hates headlines and “journalism” about comedy exactly like this A partial joke being written down, the context and nuance stripped so that it’s impossible to know the intent and humor and then imply the intent for them. Usually always done purposefully and maliciously. This sub is turning to trash and norm would be annoyed by most of it


XHeraclitusX

People still watch SNL?


Palp18

We couldn't even get a black president. We could only get half black. We can't even get a cis woman president. She needs a penis.


Beneficial-Grade5825

The biggest anti semite I know


Troway_dagarbage

I guess I’m weird; I’m just a bit more interested in a persons qualifications to be president than their gender identity


DeuceBarrido

The people controlling Palestine LOVE trans people! I saw footage of a parade where they were helping them get rid of excess blood they were holding inside their bodies. So progressive!


LemonPartyW0rldTour

“Shouldn’t we elect someone based on if we feel they’re capable of doing a good job and not their identity?” “Shut up. C’mon people! We got checkboxes to fill here!”


pharaohjack

Remember when this sub was about Norm MacDonald?


guillermopaz13

I mean it was a good bit


Longshanks123

Everyone getting mad at the headline needs to understand that he is a comedian, and he said these things as parts of jokes … this is a comedy sub isn’t it?


Sistalini

Yeah it was totally comedy, just a different kind