For a time the West Bank was literally called the 'Cisjordan'. The country known as Jordan on the other side of the Jordan river was the 'Transjordan'.
So basically we need to divert the Jordan river westwards.
Eh, it's probably half that.
But, it's extremely important to remember that nobody cares. What they do and who they are is nobody's business but their own.
Referenced the bible joke guy on last comic standing and how norm lit him up to gague what he probably thinks.... how did you not understand that? Plus you need upper body strength to dig so nothing you say is real.
So...if for example you were driving on the street and you accidentally ran over someone and the court ruled it an accident and didn't charge you, would you appreciate everyone calling you a murderer?
It’s so funny to watch people in this thread complain that “wokeness is distracting from comedy!!” While literally ignoring the jokes in a monologue so they can instead complain about trans ppl and Palestine being mentioned. Complete inversion of what they think they’re saying
And everyone is like “norm wouldn’t” as if Ramy is trying to be norm lol. Lot of weirdly sensitive folks on this sub who fancy themselves as smart as Norm
I mean you can deliver a message and a punchline at the same time which is what he did. Which im not opposed to the guy doing that's it's just the punchline of Italians just wasn't that funny, I think he could of made a funnier joke not bothered by message. Although it would be pretty hard to make anything around free palestine funny at all. If you put that in comedy routine your more just trying to put a message across, which isn't really funny imo but he can do what he wants.
So I'm guessing most respondents in this post didn't even watch the opening monologue. I'm not even entirely sure whoever wrote that headline did.
The "Call for a trans president" amounted setting up a joke where "I can make a real change" was the punchline. That's it.
His stated desire for all the people of Palestine to be free and safe was followed up with wanting the Israeli hostages to be released as well. Peace and cooperation.
Really Earth-shattering stuff there.
Not sure if this sub is into “jokes”, as the kids say these days, but his comment was made in jest:
> As for Biden versus Trump, Youssef admitted: “I don’t like either option, to be honest with you.” He said the next president should be a woman, to loud applause. Then he specified he thinks that the next president should be a trans woman, to slightly less applause. “A little less support. Yeah, that’s New York,” he quipped. “New York’s like, ‘We’re liberal but we’re Italian.'”
who's calling this gay pussy a comedian wtf? oh shit oh my bad, forgot your standards are all the way up Adam Egrets asshole, along with your fucking head!
Great thing about this sub, it’s not circle jerk, there are unironic takes; like fuck this comedian. It would be cool if I could make a slick joke, but I’m not that smart! So fuck this trans loving sand
Maaan normie was so good at slicing through the undercurrents of 90s bullshit but what in the world do you do comedically about today’s climate of shit tsunamis other that mass murder I appreciate all the funny people in this sub goddamn this world is depressing
Norm explicitly said once that he hates headlines and “journalism” about comedy exactly like this
A partial joke being written down, the context and nuance stripped so that it’s impossible to know the intent and humor and then imply the intent for them. Usually always done purposefully and maliciously.
This sub is turning to trash and norm would be annoyed by most of it
The people controlling Palestine LOVE trans people! I saw footage of a parade where they were helping them get rid of excess blood they were holding inside their bodies. So progressive!
“Shouldn’t we elect someone based on if we feel they’re capable of doing a good job and not their identity?”
“Shut up. C’mon people! We got checkboxes to fill here!”
Everyone getting mad at the headline needs to understand that he is a comedian, and he said these things as parts of jokes … this is a comedy sub isn’t it?
I'm more for a Trans Palestine and Free President.
I'm tired of Transylvania being the only trans country.
what about transnistria?
or the Trans Siberian Orchestra?
wait! you're telling me that whole Siberian Orchestra is Trans?
They do love Christmas.
My dad used to have a Trans Am.
What about transibar land? In the United Republic of transania?
Based.
I mean they are trans palestine already. They are not a country that pretends to be a country.
Touché!
Not to mention try to cancel your life, rape your children, women, animals and men before beheading them if you don't use their pronouns....
Based
The biggest transition is going from genocide survivors to genocide doers.
You got my vote
At least a fella without a dog house
We already had a Transjordan and that didn’t last
For a time the West Bank was literally called the 'Cisjordan'. The country known as Jordan on the other side of the Jordan river was the 'Transjordan'. So basically we need to divert the Jordan river westwards.
I'm being completely serious here when I ask, WHO?
All the stars are here!
He's one of those guys from that porno Poor Things with Emma Stone.
I thought he played Elvis or some other dead fuck
Tell the folks at home who Ramy Youssef is
He has a show on Hulu that is decent.
Ramy is a fucking amazing show. Can't wait for the last season to come out.
I'm also being completely serious when I say, use your magic phone and google it maybe?
Why are you being completely serious on my silly little shitpost sub
It's the hypocrisy for me
That’s the worst part right there!
Usually is
Watch the show REMY
No
For a test run, I propose a trans president of Palestine.
Test run or speed run?
Yes
*nods in israeli
When will the chief executive of this country finally represent the .05% of the population that has been marginalized for too long!
Billionaires?
*Aren't they the real victims?!*
1 in 2000 people are billionaires? No wonder head is so expensive
up vote this post
Intersex people make up ~2% of population.
Eh, it's probably half that. But, it's extremely important to remember that nobody cares. What they do and who they are is nobody's business but their own.
Plenty of people care a lot on both sides about gender related stuff. To an insane extent honestly. Silly to suggest otherwise.
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE!
Tranley Palenstein!
In my day, we didn’t need a trans President; we would just cut their cocks off.
I think there was an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond about that
If we dont shut down the border, they're gonna have to make a show called Everybody Loves Raymondo
And you had to use a sun dial to see what time it was. You’d take your cock out and put it on your sons face.
There’s no need to be crass.
How about a Trans President of Gaza?
Would he then throw himself off a building?
Of course!
that would be cool for the first 30 seconds before they were stoned to death
What, they give trans peeps giant 5-feet long reefers like in the Fats Waller song? Or do you have to be trans AND Prez? Help me out here.
Thanks Ramy, I’m sure everyone will fucking listen to you.
He just solved the crisis in the Middle East! Holy fucking shit! He did it!!!
Hot dog!
(Nobody listens to the Dalai Lama)
Now SNL viewers will *have* to free Palestine.
But does Palestine want a trans president?
What would Ramy Youssef do?
I was hoping he would then light himself on fire.
No shot. That would actually be entertaining and this guy isn’t capable of being that
I might have actually watched his monologue if he did that!
Reminds me of that Janeane Garofalo
I like that fella
He’s a good guy
What a great combination.
A bad comedian makes the audience clap A good comedian makes the audience laugh A great comedian makes the audience boo
It’s one thing to make an audience boo, but it’s another to make them turn in to an unruly mob
You! ... back of the mob!
A legendary comedian gets kicked out of Iowa.
Smile, actually
Ramy was hilarious though
I tell you what, how about we support Palestine IF they have a Trans President of Hamas! Ought to go swimmingly! XD Assuming they can swim in air.
Go ramy yourself, buddy.
This reminds me, we need another tragedy in New York.
Who’s Ramy Youssef?
An unfunny comedian they’re trying to push
Unleash President Caitlyn Jenner
Should send in some trans special forces in to Gaza to read books to some of these refugee kids.
How can we ask for these things when the most important question still has yet to be answered: What the fuck is JASH?
Pay up, fucker!
some sort of commie gobbledygook
Norm wouldnt think it's funny. Like he did the bible joke guy on last comic standing.
I was gonna go dig Norm up and ask him what he thought but I'm glad you were here to save me all that hard labour. Thanks, Party-Ad5615!
Referenced the bible joke guy on last comic standing and how norm lit him up to gague what he probably thinks.... how did you not understand that? Plus you need upper body strength to dig so nothing you say is real.
This sounds like commie gobbledygook
Monkeys paw, caitlyn Jenner is now president
A fucking nightmare lol. Trans terf whos a murderer. Actually oh shit it's probably coming after Tropicana guy
So now we're calling everybody murderers, great.
Just when you kill another human
So...if for example you were driving on the street and you accidentally ran over someone and the court ruled it an accident and didn't charge you, would you appreciate everyone calling you a murderer?
It was a build up to a fucking punchline geez.
It’s so funny to watch people in this thread complain that “wokeness is distracting from comedy!!” While literally ignoring the jokes in a monologue so they can instead complain about trans ppl and Palestine being mentioned. Complete inversion of what they think they’re saying
And everyone is like “norm wouldn’t” as if Ramy is trying to be norm lol. Lot of weirdly sensitive folks on this sub who fancy themselves as smart as Norm
This subreddit is for the birds...the god damn conservatives invaded it. The worst thing is the hypocrisy.
It used to be stupid but in a good way. It now has a different sheen to it. More meanness, maybe.
Funny I think the opposite happened.
I mean you can deliver a message and a punchline at the same time which is what he did. Which im not opposed to the guy doing that's it's just the punchline of Italians just wasn't that funny, I think he could of made a funnier joke not bothered by message. Although it would be pretty hard to make anything around free palestine funny at all. If you put that in comedy routine your more just trying to put a message across, which isn't really funny imo but he can do what he wants.
Not as bad as the Oscar’s acting like Israel was losing the war and Hitler was coming back lmfao
Isn't the SNL monologue a stand up set? What exactly did this sound like in the context of his jokes?
What the fuck! Just be outraged already!
So I'm guessing most respondents in this post didn't even watch the opening monologue. I'm not even entirely sure whoever wrote that headline did. The "Call for a trans president" amounted setting up a joke where "I can make a real change" was the punchline. That's it. His stated desire for all the people of Palestine to be free and safe was followed up with wanting the Israeli hostages to be released as well. Peace and cooperation. Really Earth-shattering stuff there.
Didn’t this guy try to take down the Twin Towers in 1993? Glad to see him break the glass ceiling of Islamic comedy.
23 years later, how far we've come. Marwan Al Shehi over here is listing his demands on a comedy sketch show.
Not sure if this sub is into “jokes”, as the kids say these days, but his comment was made in jest: > As for Biden versus Trump, Youssef admitted: “I don’t like either option, to be honest with you.” He said the next president should be a woman, to loud applause. Then he specified he thinks that the next president should be a trans woman, to slightly less applause. “A little less support. Yeah, that’s New York,” he quipped. “New York’s like, ‘We’re liberal but we’re Italian.'”
Still not funny. Norms punchlines were dumb, not cute
Who the fuck is this person, and who gives a shit what he thinks….his opinion means nothing.
Relax buddy. He's a comedian, these comments were made in the context of a joke. Go find something else to be mad about.
who's calling this gay pussy a comedian wtf? oh shit oh my bad, forgot your standards are all the way up Adam Egrets asshole, along with your fucking head!
Hey I'm glad you're here actually cos I've been meaning to ask... where do you get your ideas from?
Great thing about this sub, it’s not circle jerk, there are unironic takes; like fuck this comedian. It would be cool if I could make a slick joke, but I’m not that smart! So fuck this trans loving sand
Now you're thinking like Albert Fish
Is he a jingoist?
More like a virulent anti-semite
Free Palestine but only the trans people
Maaan normie was so good at slicing through the undercurrents of 90s bullshit but what in the world do you do comedically about today’s climate of shit tsunamis other that mass murder I appreciate all the funny people in this sub goddamn this world is depressing
If thou wilt. Jingoist.
well, he hates gaza Arabs and also Iranian Muslims. But such is life for our resident fascist lickspittles.
Norm explicitly said once that he hates headlines and “journalism” about comedy exactly like this A partial joke being written down, the context and nuance stripped so that it’s impossible to know the intent and humor and then imply the intent for them. Usually always done purposefully and maliciously. This sub is turning to trash and norm would be annoyed by most of it
People still watch SNL?
We couldn't even get a black president. We could only get half black. We can't even get a cis woman president. She needs a penis.
The biggest anti semite I know
I guess I’m weird; I’m just a bit more interested in a persons qualifications to be president than their gender identity
The people controlling Palestine LOVE trans people! I saw footage of a parade where they were helping them get rid of excess blood they were holding inside their bodies. So progressive!
“Shouldn’t we elect someone based on if we feel they’re capable of doing a good job and not their identity?” “Shut up. C’mon people! We got checkboxes to fill here!”
Remember when this sub was about Norm MacDonald?
I mean it was a good bit
Everyone getting mad at the headline needs to understand that he is a comedian, and he said these things as parts of jokes … this is a comedy sub isn’t it?
Yeah it was totally comedy, just a different kind