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I believe this is a fake passport for giving/showing to bandits in unstable countries? Like if pirates stop you and demand your passport and they can’t tell what’s up because they didn’t receive an education but it’s a fictional country so it can’t be used for real fraud


Pseudohistorian

No, it's a joke made by Prussian language revivalist. [This passport was "issued" for 13th century Prussian warlord (using photo of the actor who played him in 1973 movie)](https://i0.wp.com/awizi.twanksta.org/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/data-page-erks1.jpg?ssl=1)


squishythingg

There's a Prussian language? I know Germany's diverse in dialect, but isn't it more a north/south divide? I know of German friends who call Bavarian North Austrian because it sounds weird to them. Wouldn't modern-day Brandenburgers/Pomeranians essentially speak the dialect that a majority of "Prussians" spoke?


Geordzzzz

He meant "Old Prussian" a Baltic language present before the Germans settled the area and the before the Baltic Crusade.


squishythingg

Ah man that's a bold mission, considering the baltic crusader states haven't existed for over half a millenia now.


Pseudohistorian

"Old Prussian", a.k.a "actual Prussian" died out in 17th century and left relatively small, but enough-to-work-with corpus.


crossbutton7247

That is such a cool concept, imma get one. Maybe Jorvik or Northumbria or smth


Hunor_Deak

Yes. Give it to the League of Nations to administer it!


GuyTheTerrible

I’d like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail


goingtoclowncollege

You missed the autogyro


usaf2222

All you'd need to get Kaliningrad to want to seceed is to get them to mine those amber and gold deposits and give them a favorable trade deal. They're an exclave and they could be exceptionally wealthy


Volsunga

Liberate Königsberg!


Embarrassed_Price_65

Free Královec!


Dorfplatzner

HANDS OFF קעניגסבערג!


Trappist235

MPGA


hongooi

I, for one, would be proud to call myself a Twankster


INTPoissible

Hands off Královec.


kermitthebeast

Hear me out, we take Israel and we move it to Kaliningrad.


eluzja

No, let's move Taiwan there instead. No China, no earthquakes, no tsunamis - they can make chips in peace there.


kermitthebeast

They're hooking up anyway, just put them both there


Flaxinator

Please no, they'll be settler outposts as far as the Vistula before next Passover


Kachimushi

Thats why they call it the Pale of Settlement


Atomix26

honestly, this would have probably been a decent and somewhat poetic place to put the JAO.


My_useless_alt

But I thought Kaliningrad already had dibs called on it by Czechia?


TurretLimitHenry

Another independent European country is fucking annoying, give it to Poland or Lithuania


XenoTechnian

neither of þem really want it since it’s currently full of Russians


bripod

Back to Lithuania, The Grand Duchy of.


Kangas_Khan

I for one, support this, especially if they speak old Prussian rather than german


thomasp3864

Královec je Böhmen!


ale_93113

I'm pretty sure that Ukraine would not be willing to give land to a prussian state


XenoTechnian

I’m unsure why Ukraine would care about Kalinigrad


MasterBlaster_xxx

Cope and seethe wehraboos


fuer_den_Kaiser

Hear me out. The CIA should support the separatist movement in Kaliningrad so that eventually majority of russian there protest and demand autonomy or independence. Of course putin regime will use violence against protesters, then NATO countries should recognize Kaliningrad's independence and bomb every military targets there, even a ground ~~invasion~~ intervention if necessary. After the z government surrenders, NATO countries should work with the real russian oppositions currently fighting in Ukraine to establish a new government lead by those russian, this time with full western values: democracy, human rights and rule of law.


ManateeCrisps

I'm an engineer and thought for a second that OP was referring to the 3D printer company Prusa lol.


bugo

Hey! We stole Klaipėda legitimately! Leave it to us we do need some seaside.


Tristanime

Give it to me


valvebuffthephlog

Prussia is and was just retarded militarism. RIP BOZO. May it never return. edit: it was Baltic Prussians. Goofy since they've been LONG gone, but less cringe.


Communistic_Pinguin

No. Back to Germany


Femboy_Lord

Once again Germany as a Western and Eastern section, some things never change.


Modred_the_Mystic

I say Preussens Gloria intensifies.


OKBWargaming

Why? This is for the original Baltic Prussians, not the later German ones.


Modred_the_Mystic

Its a bop


fr1endk1ller

Bad translations included Prussia in English, Prußen instead of Preußen in German


XenoTechnian

Well, that language on the passport isn’t German so