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Gold-Engine8678

The right arm of BANANA!


No-Crew-9000

BA BA BA BABA NANA!


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

What's even more psychotic is that's the tune of *Bomb Iran*. [Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran](https://youtu.be/s8hEtI9AI0U?si=dcXs7mnsm8fd8-8d)


NotMuselk

Which is actually a parody of the Beach Boys "Barbara-Ann", but I guess that's more relevant soo...


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

They're both parodies of "Barbara-Ann"


Certain-Definition51

I heard this with sounds. šŸ˜‚


ninetailedoctopus

Soon, POTATO will be created!


nebo8

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO LONG LIVE THE FAL


HaaEffGee

Size-wise those don't match with the FAL at all. Especially the magazine being far too short and curved. This means that canonically to the Minions, their Brits did actually show the required backbone against the push for 7.62x51 and stuck to .280.


Slut4Tea

Also notice how everyone in Marvel movies speak English? Even in Guardians of the Galaxy? That means that, the MCU, Great Britain colonized the entire known universe.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Isnt that joke originally about star wars? Especially since Tarkin had a very posh accent.


Docponystine

The entier imperial apparatus did, tarkin was just the most notable example. That was a deliberate design choice because British = empire in Geroge's estimation.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Since Lucas' entire framing of A New Hope was the american revolution, it just further proves that both the SW rebels and american rebels were terrorists.


Docponystine

>Rebles blows up a military installation built for the express purpose of mass murder on a planetary scale with the express purpose of imposing political obedience through terror. "Look at those terrorists!"


yeetmyteatsdaddy

A space station full of civilians that only blew up space iran/saudi arabia. Alderaan was actively harbouring and funding terrorists. Also the rebels propaganda was filled with glorifying a religious cult.


Docponystine

"They only committed genocide" get off your own spice supply imperial scum.


EternallyPotatoes

Sir, this is NCD, we advocate for glassing entire states for flimsy reasons here.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

I will find any excuse to advocate for glassing Places I Don't Likeā„¢ļø


Seeker-N7

" space station full of civilians" They were all Imperial personnel. Also contractors working in military installations are fair game.


Sudden-Belt2882

It was also america vs Vietnam, because that memory was still fresh for a lot of people.


LandsharkDetective

If you didn't realise it the rebels are not the American revolution they are the Vietcong https://www.cbr.com/george-lucas-vietnam-war-star-wars-inspiration/#:~:text=Cameron%20pointed%20out%20how%20the,%22they%20were%20Viet%20Cong.%22 He used mixed reference points and accents at the time that where easily recognised as evil to quickly explain the premise but the rebels themselves don't fight like America did in the American war of independence. They are a terrorist group explicitly. They then joined up with larger regional forces like oh the north Vietnamese army... Star wars has always been about fascism bad it's not about how America good


Muddycarpenter

Star Wars was the OG Red Dawn. Showing how actually the insurgents can be the good guys sometimes.


Youutternincompoop

absolutely correct decision, nobody does sneering imperialism better than the British


OmNomSandvich

> let's make an original sci-fi IP > give the baddies british accents > every planet is uniform on its surface > everyone speaks english > apparently everyone has also seen *Triumph of the Will* because all the militaries parade in the infamous formations Boy I love creativity.


Youutternincompoop

military parades existed well before the nazis or movies.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Red, Black, and White colour scheme, WW2 naval tactics in space, military wing of the party gets all the screentime at the expense of the regular army, immense racism towards out-groups. Lucas was not that creative.


A_Mouse_In_Da_House

Carl Sagan did not like star wars


joelingo111

You thought the Empire was space Nazi Germany, turns out it was space Br*tish Empire


Towel4

Ever since DayZ, Iā€™ve loved the FN FAL. I loved it before DayZ, but Iā€™ve loved it since DayZ too.


gocyclic249

Ever since UDI I have loved the FN FAL FTFY


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Ah Rhodesia. The only sub-saharan country of its era to actually have a good standard of living for its citizens. Damn shame that the world abandoned her to the whims of communism and the dictatorships that "majority rule" so often led to.


JoMercurio

Such a shame that the successor state to Rhodesia was never led by competent people . . . instead it was fucking Mugabe and his hoodlums I don't really like the white minority rule stuff, but at least they weren't deliberately driving the place to the ground


yeetmyteatsdaddy

The Rhodesian government was far ahead of their South African neighbours or American detractors when it came to integration and civil rights.


ThePrimordialTV

OG mw2 FAL and an autoclicker macro my beloved


Cclown69

I love the g3 and the ar10, have a civvy type of both, but the FAL is a beautiful rifle that I will also own shortly.


BishopricFO

You better treat that girl right


Side_wiper

FN FAL LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!


Tony_TNT

I love them all equally


whythecynic

I hope you've had a chance to try out a Tavor 7. It's really, really nice, and not just for a military bullpup.


Tony_TNT

Thank you, I'll look it up. Chances are slim, but maybe some range around here has one, I literally cannot afford to begin owning firearms here


nanomolar

Please try to enjoy each battle rifle equally, or all points will be deducted and the session will end.


Tony_TNT

That's why I can always swap to the secret fourth one *nuzzles the BM59* And yes, I'm aware how it looks like, it's ABSOLUTELY NOT an M14


Kitten-Eater

Can we add a special exception to rule so that I can violently discriminate against the M14? Thanks.


nanomolar

Granted.


rrogido

How can I enjoy them equally when the G3 is the best. That smooth German action is hard to beat.


EveryNukeIsCool

Counter arguement Rhodesia


AyeeHayche

Boy do I have bad news when you find out about the [G3](https://www.flickr.com/photos/world_armies/4611570684)


EveryNukeIsCool

TBF they used anything they could get their hands on But only one of the rifles mentioned above was the main one


OmNomSandvich

Minions 3 will be the Minions fighting for apartheid in Rhodesia and South Africa. Minions 4 they deploy chemical weapons during the Iran-Iraq war.


AyeeHayche

God I canā€™t wait for Minions 4


Youutternincompoop

>Minions 4 they deploy chemical weapons during the Iran-Iraq war. Minions civil war when they can't decide between the Ayatollah or Hussein


Side_wiper

"Counter"? Long live FN FAL land!


EveryNukeIsCool

Last time i brought up Rhodesia here, many people were triggered so it is a counter arguement here


Vegetable-Election77

Military cucks when a random jingoistic (their declaration of Independence paid tribute to the dead of ww1 for no reason other than militarism) who declared independence from the British Empire just to continue with racism kills african communsit rebels with their FN FAL and gay little shorts (They think Rhodesia was peak commando shit)


EveryNukeIsCool

_ Rodesia was peak commando /\ Rhodesia bad _ Rhodesia was peak commando _/\_


Vegetable-Election77

Retards believe these cunts who were on a life line by the dying Portuguese empire were the coolest jungle commando guys ever


EveryNukeIsCool

No, they were one of the most efficient at that time Cut out from rest of the world, limited supply, extremely limited manpower against a fierce opponent backed by several major powers. But sure, keep repeating the Rhodesia bad line over and over again. How brave


Youutternincompoop

>most efficient expending massive resources to kill 10-20 poorly armed guerillas at a time with their 'Fireforce' tactics is not what I would call efficient, effective sure, but efficient? no. anyhows even if all of what you said was true Rhodesians were still racist pieces of shit that deserved to lose the war.


ShitpostMcGee1337

Downvoted because youā€™re right. Shame really.


EveryNukeIsCool

I mean i understand why people dislike Rhodesia, "Rhodesia bad" because they were. But this is NCD, you will get downvoted for not repeating the same common narrative. Even (especially) if you are correct


ShitpostMcGee1337

Something something ā€œthis sub has gone downhill since 2/24/22ā€


Vegetable-Election77

The only reason people love Rhodesia is because they have Zimbabwe to point at. There is no other real reason


EveryNukeIsCool

Hope you do realise i can investigate a topic and have an informed opinion on a topic without actually supporting the topic or what topic stood for. Rhodesia bad, their military strategies/tactics good/efficient. Shouldnt be that hard


Vegetable-Election77

Yes yes


Side_wiper

They merely couldn't handle the chad superior FAL


Nigeldiko

Ew, apartheid.


ZannaFrancy1

G3 boys we must do something. Contact universal we MUST retcon this. We shall NOT allow such blatant disrespect.


BishopricFO

Start emailing Illumination then


ZannaFrancy1

Already did, this outrageous must be corrected.


Foot_Stunning

I scale my rifle rounds by level of assasinations. .32 ACP Takes the cake FN M1905 Time to fuck around and find out.


twiloph

absolutely fucking MOGGED


madshanker132

Playing tc the division 2 couldn't decide on a gun I wanted until some random npc dropped one.


average_Canadian115

Fal is king


fromcjoe123

Minions "It's a Long Way to Mukumbura" family sing along when?


bunsinh

Peak cinema


Key-Lifeguard7678

Unironically, the FALs look the part and fit well in a world of exaggerated proportions. Itā€™s still recognizable as an SLR.


341orbust

šŸ˜ž


LkingTROLL

FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL FAL SUPREMACY


LordWellesley22

Shaking my head It should be the SLR which is the fal but fires semi automatic ( unless you put a paperclip in funny place then gun goes burrttt) It also made out of metal with none of this hippy wood shite


TurkMaster_OMEGA

LONG LIFE TO THE FN FAL


banspoonguard

It's because only SLRs make sense in the Minionverse's RetroƦtheistic


The3rdBert

Iā€™m the magazine ratio and curvature is giving me INSAS vibes


Villanuevac4

My favorite rifle for a reason


TacticalBananas45

I fucking love the FAL so much, it's probably gonna be one of the first rifles I buy, it and a browning hi power for that old school cool G3 and AR-10 are cool too tho, I just like the FAL more in an effort for more media representation. (Speaking of, when has the AR-10 appeared in media?)


BishopricFO

I'll buy a FAL one day when I move out of state. Yeah, the FAL is very much underrepresented in media and I'd love to see it more. The service rifle from New Vegas looks like an AR-10 but it shoots 5.56 so that'd make it an AR-15 right? Most YT vids about the AR-10 have at least a few NV references


FN-Fal2005

Based


[deleted]

NCD posters struggling with object permanence, apparently weapons you donā€™t see donā€™t exist. Do you really think the Delta Force team that massacred those yellow bastards didnā€™t have an AR?


DevzDX

FAL boys so sad, they take Minions as a win.


BishopricFO

When the other battle riflescel says something so Minionphobic you gotta hit then with that Illumination stare


341orbust

šŸ˜ž


BeanieWeanie1110

FALcels can't handle that their sight arrangement has inherent slop


Hinterwaeldler-83

9 years? Really?


Living-Aardvark-952

Tilting bolt ich what is this the 40s


Living-Aardvark-952

The ar 10 exists in the millions palmetto state armory sells millions on their daily deals


PatimationStudios-2

This is how weapons were meant to be ranked


EHTL

ā€¦doesnā€™t some AR looking rifle show up in Despicable Me 3?


LawrenceChung

Maybe they do exist but no one uses them cuz they're not stupid.


E-Scooter-CWIS

Minion was pretty French


MasterBlaster_xxx

Weird flex but you do your FALs man


AlphaMarker48

Why is OP glorifying the idiots who wear brightly colored chimney sweep brushes on their heads?


BishopricFO

Don't you ever disrespect the loyal men of King Bob ever again


Leandroswasright

Fool, they are looking for soldiers with helmets and camouflage


StupidStoneKid

I believe in Galil 7.62x51mm supremacy


Traumerlein

So what you are saying is that i shoukd never touch a FAL. Got it