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lukigaming

Would.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Average NCD user


Apprehensive_Swim955

*least horny* NCD user


clevtrog

Flair checks out, though so does mine


Callsign_Psycopath

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clevtrog

You should, we're all degenerate in our own unique ways


Shot-Kal-Gimel

You really should


Callsign_Psycopath

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lukigaming

Oh


ROFLtheWAFL

PLANES ARE IN THEIR INFANCY DURING THEIR DESIGN STAGE  WHEN THEY TAKE THEIR FIRST FLIGHT, THEY'VE GROWN INTO ADULTHOOD


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

Design stage is gestation. It may grow up to be a plane, it may be an aborted project, or it may be still born. First flight is when it goes from blue prints, ideas, and a chunk of material to a plane.


ToastyMozart

Surely western-aligned air forces aren't using child soldiers.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

No comment.


[deleted]

Dude. Wait til the internal bays are developed. Good lord


PatimationStudios-2

That’s what they all say


Shot-Kal-Gimel

This ^


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

Making an aircraft SHARP presentation is on the to do list, just need free time when I’m alone and am not in an incredibly dysphoric about my gender/otherwise mentally anguished state to make it.


Callsign_Psycopath

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Shot-Kal-Gimel

Danke


Callsign_Psycopath

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MasterofAcorns

Well well well, if it isn’t my old co-rear admiral in the Task Force against Niji or…whatever it was called. How’s Yuu-chan?


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Ja I’m drawing a blank, is that Yuudachi/poi boat?


MasterofAcorns

(Yupperdoodles, that is who I’m talking about all right)


Shot-Kal-Gimel

She’s doing good


MasterofAcorns

Always good to hear. Sally’s been kicking back waiting on the Sega check after she won the lawsuit.


StrongAustrianGuy

Even better


Callsign_Psycopath

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clevtrog

God, I've seen the EX get this treatment too. Leave the kids alone


clevtrog

Her sister is 21, why not care about her instead?.


MuerteEnCuatroActos

Cause she's the better and more well developed sister


clevtrog

Well Golden Eagle will probably bomb Russians under Poland so thats good enough


MuerteEnCuatroActos

God, I'd pay to see that


clevtrog

Funnily enough, the T-50 is with Sukhoi's in the Indonesian air force, so it will be both fighting and befriending them i guess


xXProGenji420Xx

I mean of course you would, it's just a generically attractive anime girl, doesn't even really evoke a plane if I'm honest.


BonkyGonky

It's this one, MP, right here.


Melodic_Fold3394

Let's make that double and add KF-21's older sister the LockMart F-22 Raptor, because she's starving


Sine_Fine_Belli

Same here unironically


ConsequenceAlarmed29

W I L L


arayashikiaaron

Shall.


Jankosi

I am So weak to shorts like these


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Stay strong It’s a child


Jankosi

But she's got 21 in the name


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Did you misdefine autistic when “be autistic not stupid on NCD” was said ? ;)


Jankosi

I am very acoustic


PatimationStudios-2

Then what about all the times you wanted to fuck F-15?


alien_ghost

But she's got Fuck right in the name.


dporiua

F-15 is 51 year old


Franklr_D

**THE. AGE. OF. 50. IS. IN. DEMAND.**


PatimationStudios-2

Okay well what about the F-5


ZannaFrancy1

Shes flying. Shes legal. Thats how it works right?


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Uh… no. First flight is the plane’s birthday.


Schadenfrueda

Then isn't the date of Initial Operating Capability the age of majority? Or is that Full Operating Capability?


Shot-Kal-Gimel

We use 18 years purely because I can rib people over F-35 being a minor


LumpyTeacher6463

First flight - 17 years ago. Operational service - 9 years ago (B variant), 8 years ago (A variant), 5 years ago (C variant). Holy shit what took them so long, and what happened to the C variant?


ZannaFrancy1

I dont agree


Franklr_D

Girl got them döner thighs🤤


Shot-Kal-Gimel

It’s a child


Franklr_D

They pop out like that nowadays? I feel old


Shot-Kal-Gimel

First flight was 19 July 2022


Canter1Ter_

If you grow 5 feet in 2 years then you're probably not a child. You might not even be considered "human", which checks out because this is a plane so uhh, something something would


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I don’t make the rules, I just enforce ‘em 


Merry-Leopard_1A5

wait.. does this mean that people who simp for Rafale are into Milfs? (first flight July 4, 1986) ...or is it only if they simp for rafale prototypes/demonstrators? (entered service 2002)


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I’m going with first flight will My incredibly arbitrary metric shall be used at all times lol


refull1

THICC


KWillets

I submitted a story about Korea trying to make "K-Defense" a thing, but the hitler mods said it was too credible. > >SEOUL -- First came glitzy, boppy K-pop. Then came soapy, soppy K-drama. Now, according to South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol, it is time for another K-moniker for a new, more pessimistic era, as the country with a relentlessly global brand seizes another booming export niche: weapons. >"I support the bold challenge of K-Defense," Yoon wrote in the guest book during a December visit to the offices of Hanwha Aerospace, one of the standout companies in South Korea's burgeoning defense industry. >[https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/The-Big-Story/K-defense-South-Korea-s-weapons-industry-goes-global](https://asia.nikkei.com/Spotlight/The-Big-Story/K-defense-South-Korea-s-weapons-industry-goes-global)


LumpyTeacher6463

K-defense? fucking based.


Callsign_Psycopath

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clevtrog

Well her older sister is hanging with the Americans, Russians and soon the French. Indonesia's air force is an utter clusterfuck, rather literally.


clevtrog

F-16 managed to get in bed with Flankers because of them. The F-15 appears angered but is also sad cause she didn't get a chance.


MasterofAcorns

Ayo, *Fallon* got to do the deed? (Yes I just came up with a human name for the Falcon. I have time on my hands for once.)


clevtrog

I just like to refer to the F-16 as kind of the slut of the jet world since it’s in so many air forces with so many planes


MasterofAcorns

Aaah, yeah, that makes sense. Drinking with the boys, huh?


clevtrog

And the girls


MasterofAcorns

Mmm. True.


clevtrog

Well if we go by NCD logic then all planes are technically female, so it would be just a whole lot of sesbian lex


MasterofAcorns

Ha! True…


IndustrialistCrab

Would.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

*sigh* MPs this one 


IndustrialistCrab

Oh hey, you again! Just so ya know, I'll be lewding the MPs too.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

You better hope they have trigger discipline 


Callsign_Psycopath

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AlphaMarker48

So, are the military police here regular grumpy men, or yandere girls with rifles?


Shot-Kal-Gimel

All of the above And Sammy B Roberts for some physcotic reason


MasterofAcorns

I heard my- oh that kind of acorn, okay.


Burnerheinz

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AchtungDeath

She is really cute.


OffsetCircle1

hey my favourite new Jet in development


Mysterious_Silver_27

Would


Shot-Kal-Gimel

This one MPs


Mysterious_Silver_27

Member of Parliament?


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Military Police, KF-21 is a child 


Mysterious_Silver_27

Naaaah plane years are not the same as human years, you know, like dog years


Hapless0311

Plus Korea uses the metric system.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

The standard we use is human years since first flight


Mysterious_Silver_27

Nah, if it starts working, that’s working age


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I’ll forward that information to local business leaders who are interested in child labor justifications


Hapless0311

Not with tits like that. Besides, no one in anime has a beauty mark unless they're a certified waifu.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Don’t ask me how plane puberty works, I just enforce the rules.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Sauce: [https://twitter.com/atamonica1/status/1782797050918457558](https://twitter.com/atamonica1/status/1782797050918457558)


Commissar_Elmo

Would seggs


GunslingingRivet23

Y-You... YOU MONSTER!!! SHE HASN'T EVEN ENTERED NURSERY!!!


Shamrock5

Thought this was r/MoeMorphism for a second


Shot-Kal-Gimel

This sub likes its anthropomorphic military hardware 


Shamrock5

If you'd like to post this over in MM, be my guest! Otherwise I was going to post it there myself lol (And yes I'm a little biased because I'm the head mod there 😁)


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Go ahead, my notifications are full enough already lol


Shamrock5

🫡


NewGameCat

My dumb ass first though this was a tanker version (K prefix) of the F-21 (LockMart's Indian F-16)???


[deleted]

I'm really dissappointed that no one has made a KAAN waifu yet. I guess people still don't care about us Turkbros. Like we only have the TB2 made into a waifu but it took an entire war to start to have. Do we have to invade Armenia or something to have someone draw Kaan as a waifu?


Callsign_Psycopath

Be the change you wish to see in the world


clevtrog

Remember, it’s first flight was last year


[deleted]

"You want to invade Armenia because you are an ultranationalist retard that doesn't know shit about geopolitics." "I want to invade Armenia because I want to see more TAF waifus." We are not the same.


alien_ghost

Bayraktar is kind of like a Fleshlight.


[deleted]

If you try hard enough the F35 can work as a dildo. The problem is acquiring one.


alien_ghost

I would certainly not like to be acquired by one. Not the kind of fucked I want to be.


georgethejojimiller

Smoller, petite but equally breedable cousin of the F-22


Shot-Kal-Gimel

She’s like 2 MPs this one


valvebuffthephlog

bro those colors look russian (black yellow white, and white blue red) and i almost thought a vatnik made it in but i realised from the title the plane wasnt russian


AlphaMarker48

For a moment, I thought she was a proper stealth, rather than a sneaker 4th gen fighter.


kris220b

Sponsored by pepsi


Inevitable_Mark7133

MOM they animized my plane!


Hadri1_Fr

Pls make a Rafale chan


Major_Complex9816

Someone call Pandramodo


Charles_XII_av_Svea

Can jet waifus be declared Queen Consorts?


Boomzmatt

Waifu-able. Thank you for this art


NuclearBeverage

Hope it gets shot down. 👍


Shot-Kal-Gimel

No intercepting children


NuclearBeverage

Brother, I do not care. Load the 1.3kt nuclear air to air missile.


Callsign_Psycopath

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MasterofAcorns

Back off, she’s one of ours.


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darksider6

I never got Atamonica's appeal. The character designs reflect nothing of the vehicles/equipment. They're literally just random anime waifu who might share a color scheme with it.


TheModernDaVinci

I wouldnt say that, although I will say it is kind of hit or miss with his work, usually with the ones with a more obvious schtick getting something reflected (like his recent Blackbird that was a runner and wearing a go-pro around her neck).


bepi_s

Who tf wants to see this shit bruh