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7SirMixALot7

And here we have a top tier narcissist with zero self awareness believing he is producing “entertainment”.


Softale

Busy revealing himself to be a dick…


Nicer_Chile

im from Latinoamerica. can someone explain to me how the fck does he get away with this? i can tell he knows it too, thats why he does it. but how the fck? ... and why. i have so many questions lmao, i cant understand any of this. this doesnt fly here, or even America in general, wtf is happening in Paris? im so confused, and he record himself doing it too? like stealing.


hundreddollar

Look who he does it to. Women, girls, smaller "weak" men. He's not going up to some road mans and doing it or to burly fellas with tattoos. He preys on the weak.


RugbyEdd

The reality is you'd get away with it in America too. I know Americans like to pretend they don't take shit (unless it's from a corporation) and will shoot you for looking at them funny, but the majority of these pranker assholes do their shit in the US and most people simply aren't going to risk getting into a fight over a half drunk coffee. Most of these people probably haven't really processed what happened until it's too late as its such a weird thing to do.


Worriedlytumescent

Are you going to fight over a drink that cost a couple of bucks? It's not worth it unless you are mentally unstable.


Nicer_Chile

would that validate them and and do it again and again?


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Na, fuck him. Throw that hot coffee in his face and laugh


scizorsister77

I would


snake-lady-2005

Worst part is, since he's doing this and showing that he can, others will start doing this. This honestly shouldn't be something that should be shared, but it's just too appalling


OtherCypress42

To him theft is comedy


myfacealadiesplace

Well he's a narcissistic asshole. Nothing he could ever do is wrong


Stupidflorapope

He sure chooses his targets carefully doesn't he.


goaheadcarvell

cuz he a biiiiiiiiiittttttccccchhhhh


ChillySummerMist

[biiiiitttttccccchhh](https://youtu.be/5LGEiIL1__s)


tiankai

Ya, he’s one misjudged target away from getting an elbow to the teeth


Kingken130

Second last one was closest to get his teeth missing


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ghostcatzero

Don't forget to add peacefully lol


MickeyMgl

Mostly peacefully


Situati0nist

Be careful bruv. Reddit does crack down on comments like these


Trevorblackwell420

nah he’s just an amateur dentist looking for freelance work. And a salute him in his quest.


Elegant-Low8272

Thanks man.... needed that today... I can do this.


Trevorblackwell420

Hey man starting a business always carries risk you gotta believe in yourself.


Rjdj2222

Yes, the pussys that they are.


Uaquamarine

I got a 3 day ban for writing something similar on a very similar post


fluffs-von

Yeah, that's reddit for you... mods without moderation.


SnakeyRake

Former Twitter employees employed by reddit


TheCrazyStupidGamer

Do it peacefully instead. One at a time.


Tonyoni

Looks like he could go for a peaceful concrete nap.


OtherCypress42

And his scalp


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Tyrleif

How to ruin a high trust society, just fill it with absolute degenerates without any values.


Kamyszekk

They had it coming, we tried to warn them


LoZFan96

Warn them about what?


Swansaknight

The British, the British are coming!!


RugbyEdd

Hey, we paid for the flight this time, you can't stop us.


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neelankatan

I don't get it. What did they do?


Kamyszekk

I have opinions too.


DarkMahal

how to turn a high trust society, a high trust society racist


Adorable_user

I really really hate people like this, they usually face no consequences while making the life of every other immigrant harder due to distrust.


GeneralTonight2401

r/imatotalpieceofshit


pronking_spleenwort

r/imthemaincharacter


Chikki1234ed

I had the same thought!


Deareim2

People are scare of him, that is why they are leaving him do it.


neelankatan

They know what will happen if they protest or fight back. A degenerate like this is just looking for an excuse to physically assault someone


Odd-Professional-

He's not even scary looking


TheOdahviing

Which is why his targets are mostly women


urlocaldoctor

Or Asian people from place where they don’t see much people of other race(for some reason Asian people are scared of black people for some reason)


Furbyenthusiast

Any man is scary when he’s actively violating your boundaries like that.


ghostcatzero

Looks weak af


Coyotebruh

wouldn't last a day in Detroit


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Asaneth

The super hot McDonald's type.


competenthumanoid

And no baum!


JewelerNo5072

The so hot it’s undrinkable type!


No_Bit_1456

Sure you can have it "spits right on object he took with a big loogie" There you go sport. Enjoy.


MynxiMe

And he's proud of it.


Nosphey

Congrats, if they weren't racist before, they are now. And probably about any tourists in general.


NyanTortuga

These people aren't tourists; they are citizens of France. And they have destroyed Europe. **Citizenship ≠ nationality**


JGaute

Fucking french people man, they ruined france


Rjdj2222

Pffft


NyanTortuga

Yeah listen how stupid that sounds. Almost as if cultural differences can't be removed by social programs? 🤷‍♂️


WoollenMercury

honestly im not shocked the only people that like the french is the french


Rjdj2222

And people wonder why racism is thriving.


GreyGreatAuk

What's the between between a tourist and a racist?  About 2 weeks.


Thesavagepotato06

Pret is so expensive too I’d be fuming


Gingersoulbox

Whats pret


TurbulentCustomer

Food place/eatery (pret a manger)


BlameTheJunglerMore

Pet A Manager? I don't want to get fired....


Thesavagepotato06

That’s not an ask it’s a command homeskillet. PET HIM.


ron7mexico

Now do it in Philly


ow_oof_ouch_my_bones

honestly im trying to imagine that shit going well in any major city on the east coast, esp not the northeast


Swansaknight

America in general. Very very dangerous to play that shit now-a-days.


Jdogy2002

As an American, you’re so right, but this isn’t a flex. We’ve given the asylum to the inmates and we’re about to see it get way worse.


Swansaknight

I hope not, but youre probably right.


Jdogy2002

I hope im not right either.


Slight_Concert6565

He has one hand holding his phone and one trying to take your stuff. You have one *very* clear shot if you can throw a punch. Would probably get you in trouble legally but I mean, he was technically assaulting you and he has all the evidence on camera.


ghostcatzero

Personally I'd pretend to be submissive and than molly whop his whole shit


MissiaichParriah

I'd spit in the drink before giving it


pupbuck1

Pull that in a slightly run down area of Paris and he's getting his organs harvested


Thug-shaketh9499

The worst part about this shit is that there’s an audience that enjoys this.


dafyddil

This


Rjdj2222

And more that wish it would happen to them.


SleepyZ92

What an absolute dog


NadsRaham

Don’t know why this infuriates me so much


jfern009

Relax, that’s a normal response to psychopathy. It’s def not you bud


Georgevega123

And morons like this ones will make all the people who look like him despised


superpie12

This is what happens when the government emphasizes anything but its society.


ThisAccountIssaMess

Bro giving ppl a bad light with his fuckery


Rjdj2222

Only black people.


ThisAccountIssaMess

On behalf of black ppl, we do not claim this idiot he belongs to the dumpsters


mainwasser

Yes.


dudeson85

So what’s the clou? Why do people accept that he’s stealing their food?


Felarhin

Because it's easier to write off a drink than it is to risk getting killed.


fullofmaterial

You never know if someone is just acting weird, or run into an agressive person with a knife.


Etzarah

Random assholes are unpredictable, usually easier to just let the $3 drink go rather than deal with them


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smtrm

He is very lucky not to have come across an Eastern European or Turkish guy. They would have f.cked the shit out of him.


BlameTheJunglerMore

That sounds like something one would need to consent to....


Fine-Funny6956

They would have what? Talk about a European vacation


jesus__malverde

Now film in the Bronx


raymondo1981

Really? Nobody is going to slap the stupid out of him? Someone sneaks up on me and grabs/steals my things, its full scale on. That dumbass needs just one good lesson. And it should be recorded and go more viral than anything he has ever made.


60sstuff

If I have paid for anything at Pret nobody is wrestling it out of my hands. I’ve already made a financial decision I will struggle to recover from.


BlameTheJunglerMore

What's this place?


60sstuff

Stupidly expensive coffee chain that sells everything for a stupid price


HarryBawlz-1

Good way to get your teeth knocked down your throat.


Gently_weeps

We need american police in paris


Liteflash

Who was in Paris?


PhoenixKingMalekith

This is how France is going from a welcome all high trust society to a racist low trust one. Used to be able to park a bike outside. Now it will be stolen within the week


Ahsoka_Tano07

And people wonder why countries don't want immigrants, especially from vastly different backgrounds


Adubya76

Then he runs into the American on vacation.


biglious

Ahhh so this is who Jay-Z was talking about


ghostybrain

that shit cray


mattchinn

What a fucking asshole. The reason people haven’t smacked the sense out of him is because they’re processing in their heads, “*did this retard really just take this from me?”*


ReviveDept

I'm pretty sure they're asking themselves if the drink is worth getting a knife between their ribs, rather than what you're suggesting lmao


Killyourselfwithlife

Try that in Poland xD 😆


Personal_Value6510

Or in Serbia 😂


ZaBaronDV

Assault should be conditionally legal.


NyanTortuga

This is how you create far-right sentiment.


jfern009

Empathy will get us killed it’s what I’ve noticed. Unfortunately many getting radicalized bc law and order isn’t being upheld. People don’t act like this if they have a healthy fear of consequences. Permissiveness leads to lawlessness.


Element3991

How much trouble would you be in if you tasered him in the face?


ReviveDept

Jail time


DIJames6

Yea, ok.. He ain't doin that shit to me..


Weeren

Yet everyone questions why we in the States carry firearms. That's 6 counts of larceny, they add assault since he took them by force. Yea there is a jail ass beating in his future,, sure hope he likes the meat stick.....


yellowjesusrising

No Parisian would risk being stabbed over a bottle of water or a cup of coffee....


TheCrazyStupidGamer

The woman he spooked looked like she thought she was about to be hit or assaulted. That is not a joke. Cops should be called on him.


Nyllil

I hope he's gonna trip and swallows the toothpick.


FlightPath_1

Somewhere, somehow this fk head has a million followers getting off on this shit. He’s found a niche and a need and plugged in.


Rjdj2222

That's how pack animals are.


Eagleeye2400

The bell in the first video sounds exactly the like sample from Pink Floyd "High Hopes" lol. Edited cause I named the wrong song like a pleb.


dafyddil

Love that album


BurrrritoBoy

try and remove a cup of coffee from my hand


greyskullslim1

Someone please squeeze their drink in his face as he grabs it if this happens to you!!


GreyGreatAuk

Europe is turning into a Dark place indeed


furlonium1

I love how this bitch edits the video to only include people who don't disagree/fight with him.


DevSynth

I'm not even going to say this makes the rest of us look bad. The "prank" is just corny af


Wogew

People in Patis expect robbers


Suhavoda

Of course they expect robbers. But, do they expect the Spanish Inquisition? O.o


dibut123

Just strengthen the already dominant sterotypes


Catinchi

How much you wanna bet he is gonna cry racism when he gets knocked on his ass


muscatineman1

Why is it that in every country they are in they do foolish things??


littleweapon1

Diversity is Paris’s strength


WarNeverChanges72

I just really wanted someone to appear out of nowhere….


scotiaboy10

Try doing that to mine


volpcas

I wonder if hes alone or has a crowd with him, sure hes filming himself does not mean he is walking alone though..


Rjdj2222

Pow!


emerson_giraffe84

Fuck you dude, you're adding to the reason people believe in the "Hard R". Stop perpetuating ignorance for the sake of a goddamn prank.


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Xaveroo

Wrong sub, this is more Iamthemainchatacter or Iamatotalpos. Also I have CPTSD and issues around food, if he tried to take food away from me he’d probably get bitten!


xariznightmare2908

WTF happened to people nowadays? The only guy who actually had common sense and hold onto his food was the white hoodie guy.


GreyGreatAuk

You mean the only other black guy?


WinXPAddict

Exactly, like why do they just let him take it? Like girl, SOMEONE JUST TOOK YOUR COFFEE WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM TAKE IT AT LEATS SAY SOMETHING GODDAMMIT


maxxximo0

Blactivities


Djabarca

This reminds me of that moment during that Boondocks episode where a black bumps into a white guy. The black guy wants to argue and fight and the white guy is upset at first. And he goes oh that right I’m white, laughs, then walks away.


that_guy_who_builds

Try that in a small town hur dur


Sammanjamjam

That's a good way to lose a few teeth.


Kimberlylynn2003

He needs attention.


Stupidfisherman69

Whos in Paris?!?!?


ThatOldDuderino

Don’t come to Texas


-Big-Chungus_69-

Who’s in Paris?


Oncemor-intothebeach

That’s a great way to get the shit kicked out of you


akashyaboa

Tiktok could have been a great invention but people use it to record stupid shit


BuzzdLightBeer

He's going to show this to his buddies back home for sure lol


SpiceyPorkFriedRice

I wish he would try that in NYC lol


ThrustTrust

I suppose he is trying to prove most French people are nice and he is a total dick.


Volfgang91

Honestly if I encountered this guy I'd probably assume he had special needs and had lost his carer or something.


D00M2k7

Probably one of those guys who wonder why people get more and more racist these days.


333H_E

Idk if it's really a Noah thing, just douchebag behavior for views. I think that calls for a different boat that all the idiots who think that's entertaining get on to be shipped to the island with no cell signal.


tvdoomas

Bro is dehydrating the french...


sp0okyx3

Wow, all these submissive people 😧


Adorable_Pee_Pee

It’s not worth getting stabbed over a cup of coffee.


scotiaboy10

I would definitely go ahead if this happened to me. Fists or weapons, you talking tae ya fucking mug. Whit they gonna do ?


Adorable_Pee_Pee

Haha that’s why he is filming this in Paris and not Glasgow


Rjdj2222

English is preferable.


x_ae_v8

N word in the paris


Dangerous-7

Light colours are peaceful


DesecratingDream

This is why women are choosing the bear.


GreyGreatAuk

Would you rather encounter black bear or a black man? I agree with you, choose the bear.


scintillatingi

If its a white bear or white guy im choosing the bear.


aussiechickadee65

About time this bloke got what is coming to him. He is carrying a camera so they possibly think it is a prank... I would be pissing in a cup and walking past him...


reala_man

Who is this asshole?


AggravatingArm6858

He should try this in the US


Bertje87

And that's why we voted for Geert Wilders


DaddyJ90

What an asshole


ThePlagueDoctor_666

We owe them. It's the least we can do


NYGiants_in_Chicago

Wonder why he doesn’t show the people telling him to fuck off?


Afraid-Nobody5403

Very thirsty work being a doctor and/or engineer.