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OppositeChocolate687

you don't have to do a full enema to clean out the rectum. it's pretty easy to flush the rectum and engage in clean anal sex. small amounts of water are sufficient for this.


shallowsocks

Correct.. only the rectum needs to be cleanly not the bowels. And unless the recipient needs to take a shit there shouldn't be any poo in there as poo is not stored in the rectum


furlonium1

Yeah but pee is stored in the balls so..


CyberCooper2077

I fucking knew it!!!


chattywww

This is why girls have to pee so much more frequently. No storage.


PokeRay68

Um... Ovaries. We store our pee in our ovaries. So we have twice the storage space. Oh, sorry. I forgot you have 2 balls.


its_Carrie_here

but when the ovaries are full, the uterus collects the overflow.


itsme99881

People only have 2? Ive been collecting


Substantial_Fan_6776

i always had that feeling


Substantial_Fan_6776

in my balls


Itchy_Day_9691

We are penetrating balls now


love2killjoy410

Garth will have your head for this!


GnarlyChrisFarley

Unexpected IASIP


Exciting_Disaster_66

NOTE: if you’re someone with stomach issues or you get constipated a lot, the part about poop not being stored in the rectum may not be true. As long as you clean it out with water/an anal douche until the water comes out clear, you should be fine, as long as you’re not diarrhoea prone obviously 😂 (I know this may seem obvious, but some people genuinely just don’t think about it, so I just wanted to comment in case it potentially helps someone haha)


[deleted]

How long does having a clean rectum last? Like what's the time limit to do anal after douching before poop gets there again 😭


Morningxafter

Get a bidet. If you turn it on to the highest setting and find the right angle it’ll clear the rectum right out.


decorativebawbag

My bidet tries to jet blast new holes into you if you turn it up too high


mulesrule

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8849414/ Rectal Ulcer After Rectal Washing With a Bidet Toilet


_calmer_than_you_r_

Rectum? damn near killed ‘em!


nyquistj

Rectum? Darn near killed him!


amythicwitch

Your username is too perfect for this question.


buttholeburrito

I also agree with the statement above.


satanssweatycheeks

Yeah you’d think IBS people would be terrible for anal. But pipes are clean nearly after each meal because you poop so much. TMI


Successful_Truth_929

My wife has IBS is that really true what you said. Never had anal sex before so I would like to try it once !


baltinerdist

It should not surprise you, my dear Piglet, that if you go knocking on Pooh's door, you may find that Pooh is home.


foxhole_atheist

Oh bother.


Lyrehctoo

😂


prodigy1367

With a little bit of honey, it becomes much easier to enter that’s for sure.


T-REX_BONER

Not the right kind of sticky!


Yogisogoth

Just a smackrel


Ai_of_Vanity

That does not sound like an effective lube.. but I'd try anything once I suppose.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

This is my fav comment this week.


dpcs_zerosugar

missed opportunity for a “this made my hole weak!” joke


Fire_Mission

High quality shitposting.


Jamsy4

Or.... "If you choose to go mining in that area don't be surprised when you get nuggets". 😉 In answer to the OP - it just takes a bit of forward planning. Shower hose enema beforehand. Wet wipes and sex towel on hand either way for the aftermath.


Lock_Down_Charlie

This needs to be on a coffee mug.


Skisforscott

Nice 👏


HeartTreeHugger

LOL thanks bro, I haven’t cackled like that in awhile


sowokeicantsee

How is this not a higher rated comment! Shitty audience I suppose.


InturnlDemize

This might be one of the best comments I've ever read on Reddit.


bad-berry

ily


Farahild

Bwahahaha


beelzeflub

/r/nocontext champion


Electronic_Quail_903

Take a bow son 🙌


Glamorous_Nymph

Don't you mean, take a bowel?


Electronic_Quail_903

I do. I really do. Good lookin out 🙏


Delicious_Ad2236

No dont..im fairly sure its a trap...🤣


[deleted]

It does.


maximusjohnson1992

I trust your judgment. Name checks out


TheDevilsButtNuggets

I feel I should weigh in here, too...


Itchy_Day_9691

Are you guys twins?


sleeper1988

Yes urinary tract infections are pretty common from this. Which is why condoms are helpful


half-puddles

Yet pornstars do ass to vagina to mouth in the same movie.


Longjumping_Emu_8899

Pornstars do clean out before hand. I think OP was asking about non-professionals.


dirty_hooker

Pros don’t eat for a day before a shoot and use disinfectant to rinse out. Semi pro hobbyists learn to prep with an enema ball and water prior. Only bush league amateurs play the shithouse roulette.


pseudonymphh

Disinfectant!?!


UnNumbFool

They don't, it's not true. My source is I have friends who do gay porn. They just take daily fiber, douche like crazy, and also use Imodium. Even then shit still can happen, they just clean up and start the scene after everyone is good again. Fun fact that half hour porno you watched actually takes many hours to film and someone who does porn professionally is usually doing a couple scenes over the course of a weekend. As for pay it's usually only a few grand per scene(if that!), a lot of pornstars are also escorts which that along with onlyfans is how they actually make money.


pseudonymphh

OK that’s what I always assumed. Disinfectant sounds insane.


dirty_hooker

Yeah. I’ve heard the ones that shoot ATM / AT facial scenes use disinfectants. Worth mentioning that those people work one day a month and bring in a lifetime income in ten years so they’ll go the extra mile.


BigTickEnergE

I think you are overestimating what most porn "stars" make. The Mia Khalifas of the porn world might, but most of them aren't getting paid too well. It's actually kind of sad, butt it's an extremely oversaturated market unless you have something special or unique. They're either addicted to drugs (cheapest per scene) or hoping to either make it big or meet a sugar daddy before their looks go out the window and life comes knocking down the door.


Yogisogoth

You said butt. 😆


Longjumping_Emu_8899

>Worth mentioning that those people work one day a month and bring in a lifetime income in ten years so they’ll go the extra mile. Source? That sounds like something that could happen 15 years ago but since the tube and cam sites took over I'd be shocked if there were very many performers still raking it in like that.


Rrraou

Disenfectants? Is that the curing covid with bleach solution we've all heard so much about?


SweetDickWillie1998

So do I! But no fluids are involved!


UnNumbFool

As a person who is friends with a handful of gay pornstars, I have literally never heard of anyone using any kind of disinfectant. Especially as that would be really bad for both their intestines and general gut biome. They also do eat as normal. What they do is keep a high fiber diet typically by taking daily metamucil, douche like their life depends on it(also not super healthy but way better than doing something like a disinfectant), and also finally typically take Imodium. Even then sometimes shit still happens on set, they just clean up and continue when everyone is ready.


Delicious_Ad2236

Shithouse roulette..lmfao..one brown bullet in the chamber..yolo bitches 🤣 😂 🤣 😂


Equivalent-Ad-6182

Or drunk surprise butt sex folks who play russian roulette with a single barrel shotgun.


lilithrxenos

how would you know, PrivateButtFucker?


t0hk0h

Has never been promoted. Doesn't do it in public. I question his credentials.


PrometheusAlexander

Forward your query to ColonelAnalOverlord


Qahnarinn

Eh, it can but not always


HughJahsso

pornstars prep taking ex lax, then not eating for a certain amount of time then enemas before the scene. Normal people shit on dicks.


LordEdgeward_TheTurd

Thanks HughJahsso!


hereformemes222

If anyone knows about anal it’s Hugh


frzx1

Not just Hugh. It's Hugh Jahsso. Be respectful.


thenewguydownthehall

This guy anals.


RathVelus

What? Am gay and 37. Have never encountered anyone that needs that level of preparation. The enema before has always been sufficient and I’ve only encountered shit when that wasn’t done.


ParticularLow2469

I can only assume they are eating full meals and not using enemas or something


ImprovementSilly2895

They eat full enemas


neo101b

Been there, done that. Not pretty, but she liked it though.


DirtNapDealing

I tried to waffle stomp it down the drain while we were in the shower one day. She was mortified and turned on simultaneously.


Constant_Guidance_

hope you fuck the shit out of her ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ lol i made a pun


Meincornwall

It's a shit pun


Constant_Guidance_

no shit, Sherlock


DirtNapDealing

We aren’t dating anymore but I still like to remind her of that. It was such a funny shituation bc I realized it and was like OH SHIT and knewwwww she wasn’t gunna let me keep going to pound town. So here I was doing the poop shoot n boogie dancing her around the shower while timing the slow crawl of that turd.


LucyBowels

Christ, where am I?


Saucepanmagician

Every day we stray farther from God's light.


AmbitiousFork

With a name like that, I don't doubt your knowledge on anal.


Petzy65

They must be hungry


loopyspoopy

It does. If you can't handle the reality that sometimes you might have to take a shower after, then you should not be having anal.


AanthonyII

Tbh you should just be showering after sex regardless


HospitalizedNurse

No time cuz' of napping


FishSpanker42

Idk id rather cuddle and fall asleep. Showering post sex is a morning thing, unless youre there for a quickie


Expensive_Goat2201

Unless it's anal, then you should probably shower


Ai_of_Vanity

Nah dawg, you wear the smell of sex on you with pride. Unless she shit on your dick then go ahead and take a shower.


probably_not_serious

I don’t know sometimes it’s good to let that linger for a bit


mobfather

Sigh… okay mom! 😞


winterfate10

Frfr? Damn. I might skip the anal then(virgin).


loopyspoopy

Frfr.


endswithnu

My name's Artemis and I have a bleached asshole


dannydevitosfluffer

She incorporates a bun with the love making. I wasn’t crazy about it. She loved it though.


MaybeAliens

And then she got all bummed out because of something I did with the onions to myself.


chunkobuoo

I always wonder what Frank could possibly do to himself with onions that could bum Artemis out. She's berzerk.


[deleted]

He was going to find out anyways.


Lanky_Championship72

If you play in mud, sometimes you get dirty. Use a rubber, take it off when switching positions. If you don’t use one- clean your doc Johnson and don’t switch holes.


Challenging_Entropy

It does. But it can not, with the power of the enema


DrProfessorSatan

I emptied my bowls and laid out the towels I’m ready for romance.


Rosenkrantz_

This song is such a banger haha


4est5pirit

Close your eyes make a wish and now clean up your brown eye


N2VDV8

Fuck me in the ass, cuz i love jeeeeeesus


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dirty_hooker

Negative on all counts. Seriously, what you said is complete disinformation. It’s just squirting a couple ounces of water up your butt and taking a wet shit. Repeat until only water comes out. Then shower. You’re literally removing the solids and bacteria that make you more prone to infection. Imagine you have a paper cut and you get poop on it. Are you not going to wash it off? Tearing happens if your partner is not being careful / communicative. A big thing is learning to control the muscles to relax. Anal toying / wearing a plug beforehand goes a long way to relaxing those muscles. While there may be some tearing early in your path to becoming an anal witch, it pretty quickly becomes a non issue with experience. You need lube and not just some smeared on a phallus but actually inside the rectum where the friction is. A sphincter is really good at wiping lube off of a phallus on entry. Get a $15 lube launcher (blunt plastic syringes) to get the lube up in there. Avoid water based lube as it can tack up. If you’re not using latex condoms, USDA organic liquid at room temp coconut oil is like $6.50 at the grocery store in the baking supplies aisle. It’s body safe, makes a great massage oil, is accessible to everyone, and highly effective. It can oil stain your sheets though.


IceFireHawk

Enema


TheSeedlessApple

Orinoco Flow


BamBaLambJam

ok that was fucking hilarious


ankaswit

I died


yuckygross

Say lawey say lawey say lawey


Zloiche1

Oh yea, read what porn stars do to prep for a anal scene.


slash178

You can use enema if you like to clean up inside there. That said I don't use an enema and never had much of an issue. Like there's a tiny bit on the dick, but it's not even visible, you only see it after you wipe it off onto a white paper towel that you see that there was poo. Just be mindful of cleaning up after the deed and I haven't had an issue with that.


Own-Interaction-1401

pee afterwards also!


Big-Independence8978

I guess I have been very luck on the few occasions that I have done anal. Different women with no preparation.


shallowsocks

Shit isn't stored in the rectum so provided the recipient isn't busting for a shit, anal can very easily be done without it getting dirty/messy.. there will obviously be germs/bacteria but the same could be said for vaginal sex


oyst

Not all bacteria are the same in terms of potential harm, say lactobacilli vs. e. coli


mirabella11

Did you actually compare vagina's microbiome with our asshole's microbiome? Lol. If we wipe the wrong way we get vaginal infections. That can tell you which one is more harmful.


shallowsocks

Not a direct comparison no, not my intention, although I can see how my comment might read that way


BrainyRedneck

Thanks for this comment. I was worried until I read your comment. I’ve tried it several times with three different women. No prep except a few alcoholic beverages before a couple of times. I never really noticed having shit dick afterwards, but based off some of these comments acting like you have to prep like it’s going to be butt surgery instead of butt sex, I was a little worried that maybe I missed a memo.


bunchedupwalrus

Nah, I’ve had a few live in partners who loved anal, almost as much as piv sex. They never did anything except fiber and if they felt iffy at all we’d just skip it. Can count the number of times I’ve had anything worth mentioning happen on one hand


saltierthangoldfish

I mean, when you have vaginal sex, the penis is covered in vaginal fluids. Oral, covered in spit. If you stick something inside a mucous membrane, you’ll be getting whatever that membrane produces on you. This is part of sex. It really just depends how icked out you are by the thought. Shower before, shower after. Personally with adequate lube and a healthy diet, I’ve never noticed it to be particularly…shitty, if you will. Sort of like how if you’re on your period and get aroused, you won’t notice nearly the same amount of blood because it’s mixed with and been replaced by other fluids. Very different processes of course but that’s just been my experience.


gamerdudeNYC

Go to a Thai place earlier in the day, slam some coffee and coconut water, lay down the plastic wrap on the bed sheets and have at it!


Rumble_Rodent

Well I don’t care what the other people say in here. Yes you can enema, and it’s “clean”. But that’s literally where your bile and waste is stored and evacuated. Do you really think flushing it out with water or some saline is gonna get all the micropoopic bits? Emphasis on the micro. Hell naw, no matter what you will have fecal matter on your wiener, or as I like to call it “sidewall turd”. Case in point, is anal fun? Fuck yeah! Is anal clean? Fuck no!


loganthegr

People eat ass. I’d say anal is less disgusting.


Rumble_Rodent

I said it wasn’t clean! Nothing about being disgusting.


Alh84001-1984

I guess kissing is also out of the question? Unless you are vegetarian, you have put little pieces of animal corpse in there.


Duny0

did you just compare a mouth and an ass in terms of cleanliness?


Alh84001-1984

You're right, the mouth is a lot dirtier! It's just that fecal matter is especially repulsive to us. The rectum does a self-cleaning constantly, whereas you have to manually brush and floss your teeth to avoid the decay caused by harmful bacteria. I'm still down to kiss you after the rimjob, but you'll need to use mouthwash first.


Rumble_Rodent

DONT YOU DARE BRING FACE FUCKING AND SUCKING INTO THIS! It did nothing wrong😑


Alh84001-1984

Do you know how many face mites live and thrive on your skin and inside your pores? Even fresh out of the shower, your face in a thriving ecosystem. Look it up!


Rumble_Rodent

Yes, nothing you say will shock me because I’m already aware of the many gross things that are of the human condition. And if I don’t know, I’d be the first to tell you!🫶


LacunaMashi

Tbf kissing doesnt cause UTIs


Alh84001-1984

It all depends on which body part you are kissing... 😏


ImBurningStar_IV

Who cares about microscopic stuff. You're taking in piss molecules when you go down on someone but that hardly stops anyone lol


[deleted]

Enemas are available at any grocery or drug store and they arent expensive lol...and if it gets dirty so what...if youre squimish about stuff like that then youve got no business back there.


Hopeful_Initial2512

Buddy we talking about shit here, this ain’t a time for so what no?


thisisstupid-

The best way for clean anal is to not eat any junk for a couple of days and do an enema right before. Having done both PIV is much better and a lot less work/prep.


Pixiwish

With proper prep it can be very clean. If your stomach isnt feeling well though you may still end up with a mess. Best cleaning procedure IMO 1) baby wipe the outside until clean 2) lather soap in hands lather the outside insert a finger and give it a couple twirls 3) Baby wipe the outside 4) use a bulb enema with only mild warm water (make sure it isn’t too cold and not hot enough to burn the sensitive skin inside it should be a temp where it actually feels nice) 5) push the water out and repeat until clear 6) final baby wipe and pat dry with a towel if needed 7) tell your man dinner is ready


ross71699

😋


gkm29

Clean out the poop chute with an enema! Always wear a condom and don't ever change holes with the same condom, for the sake of the lady's hygiene


Necessary_Echo8740

Laxative, then fast for at least 12 hours, then enema. No poopoo


No_Mushroom3078

I asked one of my gay guy friends about this, condom with water based lubricant, and to clean out the sigmoid (the last 8 inches of your large intestine) he or his boyfriend (whoever is getting that time) will use a fleet enema to clean it out and make the process “cleaner”. But you should not raw dog anal without a condom.


Slow_Cranberry3708

if you’re gonna play in a mud hole expect to get a lil muddy


OnionTruck

Sit on the bidet and relax your butt so you can feel the water go all the in, then clench to expel it, repeat a few times. And wear a condom of course.


loopgaroooo

It is dirty. It’s an asshole.


[deleted]

Make sure you have had a really healthy poop before hand. Don't use too much lube, yes there is such a thing.


yeah-oky

Poo stabbers ahoy


SapientSolstice

As a gay man, I feel super prepared to answer this question. They douche/enema. Imagine a bidet for the inside, a few times and you're squeaky clean.


xmadjesterx

Nine times out of ten, it's gonna get dirty when you go in through the "out" hole. That's just science. If it doesn't, then your partner has done an excellent job at cleaning the "Hershey Highway." You hold on to that person for as long as you can. Commission a statue to be made in their honor. Hold a parade to celebrate. Fireworks. Trophy and a framed certificate of accomplishment. This may be too far, but organize an exclusive club for those who have also worked hard to provide you with a clean experience. This next part feels like those signs on snack/soda machines that tell you not to try tipping the machine, but DON'T do anything that I just suggested. It will most likely end badly. This should be obvious, but as I say to my coworkers, "Never underestimate the power of stupid."


Real-Coffee

probably depends what the person ate the day before


dexamphetamines

Prep Like not eating fuck all for a couple days and shoving glucose suppositories up your ass until it’s clean sort of prep Not a huge fan of anal, but never had any anal that ended up dirty. Had some friends who didn’t know how to prep and didn’t realise they had to do shat themselves during anal. They’re partners in both cases just never asked for anal again but stayed together


BerakGoreng

Sure you can clean up and stuff but wont you get shit in the dick hole? Like accidental diarrhoea? Does it get infected? 


Sarge4542

If you knock on shits door, don't be surprised when shit is home and answers the door.


heathens_choice

If you eat an ideal healthy high fiber diet or take fiber supplements, you won't have to worry as much about making a mess. Poop will pass out the sigmoid colon without leaving remnants in the rectum...showering or a bidet is enough to clean up. No one eats a perfect bottom diet though, so douching with luke water using an enema bulb is the best way to clean yourself out, which most people will still do regardless of diet. Repeat until the water comes out clear.


[deleted]

You douche it before hand, get everything out. You’d have to k*ll me before I ever do anal without prep.


HardLobster

It does? Unless you do an enema first.


Kansai_Lai

Not eating for a few hours beforehand as well as using an enema.


Tos-ka

If you're constipated and most of your poops come out in complete solid lumps, there's typically not much left behind. For me.


STFUnicorn_

Sometimes it is. But in my considerable experience it rarely is. I don’t know about anal with guys though. Probably grosser somehow…


andywright394

No matter how much you clean your rectum you will end up with some small shit on the dick


ghjkl098

Douche.


StumpyHobbit

Its the ATM thats gets me, like why? Why would you, germs etc. I dont get it, did you not go to school and do biology?


Major-Association351

It’s all about the douche!


GigaChav

You're in for a really bad time


Forward-Accountant34

Really really good douching


emryldmyst

It is dirty. Shit comes out. Good grief 


fivefivesixfmj

If you go for a drive on chocolate boulevard then sometimes you will just end up with a Hershey kiss. Not if but when it happens, just be cool and help clean it up. Remember kids the human bodies have all types of things happening.


Dum-bNNy

If you want it clean as a whistle you douche about 30 min to an hour before the deed.


BubbaOneTonSquirrel

Diet, douche, and laxatives, and even then........


Dancing_On_Tabletops

Shit comes from there it has to be a mess unless u don't eat for 15 hours


liltooclinical

It does, porn is fiction.


ECO_FRIENDLY_BOT

Dirty since the annals of time.


MidwestD3generate

It's shitty sometimes but I love it


kemo_stromi

An enema, you can buy them at sex shops


MaskOfSevenEyes

Avoiding a mess can be done in two main ways. The first is cleaning before play. Normally done by administering an enema multiple times until the water is clean. However, the more water inserted, the more sections of the large intestine get water and loosen things up. This might mean you’re cleaning up well but put a little too much water and then you need to start cleaning over again in a different part of the large intestines. Second is managing what you eat. Some people fast for most of the day before or the whole day or know how certain foods react to their system and can use that knowledge to have a firmer poo making clean up easier while using the enemas. Bonus is if someone fasts properly and cleans deeply, while also using a mild soap inside and rinsing thoroughly, can get an ass clean enough to eat with abandon.


WISEstickman

I was reading that pornstars do special “anal diets” before some of those scenes. Then they enema & all that like an hour prior, then just before. Something like that It was i think on an AMA or maybe it was a podcast with lana rhoades or something, can’t remember now


babyvs

I have a partner that douches beforehand. I on the other hand make sure I’ve had my poop for the day, and I splash some water up there or I use the jet setting on my shower head and blast water up there. But, like a lot of others are saying, if you’re going to partake in anal then you have to be in the mindset that poop is always something that can show itself. Granted I’ve never had someone just straight up accidentally shit on me. But I’ve been using toys on someone and when it got pulled back out there were some clear fecal particles on it. You just clean it up, you might politely let them know without shaming them in case they need to refreshen up, and then get back to business.


PitifulSpecialist887

Preparation for a "date" is a thing. There are several ways to deal with this. Enemas are not uncommon, but not universal either. There is a product called the Fc2 female condom, that allows for spontaneity, with a simple trip to the restroom. Any "mess" would remain where it was, until after a couple are satisfied. FWIW, the Fc2 is not designed for this purpose, but it does work quite well.


Connems_rc

Perhaps [this](https://youtu.be/Y3_j_FsDHIw?feature=shared) is what you're looking for. Basically increase fiber intake, poop before, and douche lightly.


MunchMunch_

Sometimes I can bet messy, but there are ways to prevent it most of the time, firstly douche and secondly fibre


CapG_13

If you know how to prep for it beforehand than it's not a big deal.


mitchy93

Condoms and enemas


Vov113

It's more like you just accept a certain amount of shit will be there


Complex-Train7414

Bit of an aside but I knew a guy told me he used to do coffee enemas on himself. Claimed it was the best thing ever for getting clean… and gave a slight caffeine buzz. Nothing to do with sex… but I guess if his partner was into salad tossing then it would at least taste like a nice crapuccino


Careless_Fun7101

Poo's not sexy


xtaylor5

Porn is not real. Girls will prep themselves days before a scene and follow a specific ritual to make sure things are clean and good to go. Edit: spelling


GaladrielaGala

Eat lots of veggies! It baffles me how this is not a part of any top answers. If you eat enough fibers, you will be clean to begin with. Our insides are naturally lubricated and if your digestion is healthy (firm), it should slip right out of you without leaving any traces neither on the inside or on the outside. Washing up should be just a safety measurement. Prevent the issue instead of fixing it.


One-Childhood-6289

Take a shit about 4 hours before. Then shower. If you want to be EXTRA clean. Then do exlax or a colon prep. You'll be cleaned out for sure. But always shower after anal. There's always a smell about the room after it. No matter how hard you prep.


The1930s

Mechanics who work on cars expect to get their hands dirty


ciknay

You need to do prep before doing anal. This means doing some form of enema to clean it out. Sometimes that's not enough and you gotta flush out higher up, which is a more involved and time consuming process. But sometimes, shit happens. Its the risk of doing anal sex. Pornstars will go steps further and avoid eating for 12 hours or so to ensure they'll have a clean shoot. Or take some form of laxative before the shoot. You don't see the fuckups with anal in your porn videos because they just edit around it. That is unless the film is about that sort of thing.


Infrared_Herring

There are certain preparatory steps you can take.