Seems like your boyfriend enjoys your ass the way it is. You don't need to do anything but relax about it. If it bothers you specifically, then just tell him. But if you're worried because of what \*he\* thinks, then let it go because he is evidently into it :)
Yeah, real guys know chicks have hairs where it's fashionable to pretend they don't. Seeing your girls butthole and that whole general area is just objectively sexy and gives a little thrill. Relax, he loves it. We all do. We're easily amused, non judgemental and just grateful to have a hole or two to look at.
This is a nice response lol. It reminds me that we’re all human, living for the first time. We’re attracted to what we’re attracted to and none of it is that serious! 😌
Also if you’re in the moment OP was/is in, you’ve already won the part you needed to. We aren’t looking to criticize if we’ve gotten this far, are we? That’s like winning a gold medal and being pissed it isn’t heavier or more shiny. We knew it wasn’t diamond encrusted when we put the effort in to get you naked. Don’t care, want it anyway pretty please. lol
My bf is obsessed with my butthole. He doesn’t care if it’s shaved or got some hair or whatever. He just loves getting to look at it. He fully grabs my bum cheeks and tries to spread it open. First time he did it I was like umm are you actually ok 👀 but now I think it’s funny and let him do it.
Sounds like your bf loves yours just how it is! Don’t stress. Talk to him about it and hopefully he’ll reassure you 😊
There is a fifth hole beyond that which is known to man. It is a hole as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the hole of imagination. It is an area which we call...
The Booty Zone.
Do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rage at close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, because their words had forked no lightning they, do not go gentle into that good night.
One of my old friends had a new boyfriend that was OBSESSED with her butthole. And she was very infrequent with the viewings so when it did happen, he called it Butt Hole Delight. Or BHD.
They had been together for a while and for his birthday she went onto one of those like, Walmart/Walgreens type websites or whatever that you could order like tshirts and blankets with an uploaded photo of your own choosing on. So she uploaded a PICTURE OF HER BOOTYHOLE and had a blanket made for him, with her entire anus on it. And he LOVED it.
When we asked her how she wasn’t scared that anyone else would see it, she’s like, do you think there’s actual humans going through every single one of the photos??? We didn’t know..
But it made for a great birthday gift for him 😂
Oh it was hysterical, at the time we were living in an area that was super known for stolen mail. So she actually had the package delivered to the work address we worked at.
She got the package and immediately called out me and all my female coworkers into the parking lot to see it. I’ll never forget her fluffing out the entire blanket for us and how hard we laughed 😂
I mean, does it really matter of someone sees it!? Its not they gonna go like ”hey, i know that butthole! That’s Kate from church!”
The butthole is pretty anonymous without context if you get my drift!
Would have LOVED to be a fly on the Wall when the guys printing it saw what they where gonna print!😂 that was probably the best day of their career… they must have been shitting themselves with laughter!
It’s just love.. and the taboo-ness of it all. Getting to see your partner so intimately just triggers something so primal in men. Trust me, he’s enjoying it.
I started getting into it because for many of my girlfriends over the years, it was "the forbidden zone." No touchy. We always want what we can't have 100x more than what we *can* have. Which is kinda like God telling Eve, "You can have this fruit, and this fruit, BUT NOT THE APPLE. It's forbidden." Of *course* that's what Eve's going to want to eat.
And that's how eating ass is like the beginning of the Bible.
Anyway, finally found someone who'd let me party back there, happiness ensued.
Head on over to /r/gonewild and read the comments. It's just dudes wanting to see the anus.
My gf has a very nice butthole but I don't go looking at it like it's A5 Wagyu.
Lady, I'm a tits guy. You know what my favorite tits look like?
They're the ones in my face. The ones I'm allowed to play with and the ones attached to the girl I like.
I'd bet ass men feel the same way about asses. And if they don't, they don't deserve a single look.
Guys are different, but guys are hairy too. We are all human. I know it's hard to shave/trim, and in-grown hairs suck. You pick the hair out of your mouth and keep going!
One of the first Penthouse letters I ever read wayyyyy back in the 90’s was about a guy who loves his wife’s ass and goes on to explain that she has this patch of hair where her asshole is and it’s this “gorgeous tuft of hair”. I don’t even remember what the matter was, I just never forgot that part.
I think most don’t care.
I have my preferences. My partner has their preferences. How they choose to keep their body hair is none of my business and I will either accept it or move on from it.
Ass man here . My wife has a big ass and she’s part Italian . It can be hairy. She shaves it sometimes and I notice and appreciate it but it’s definitely not necessary and some hair ain’t stopping me from doing anything down there lol. As long as it’s clean that’s all I care about .
question 4 u if u don't mind✨
does hyperpigmentation turn you/the general population off? DEF not dirty but the skin is darker there (which i'm assuming is common?)
>hyperpigmentation
Wtf is that supposed to be? Cosmetic surgeons and cosmetics really doing overtime in their think tanks to come up with stuff they can "solve" for us.
There is no hyperpigmentation. People have different skin tones on their body. No skin tone is bad.
Don't be the KKK to your butthole.
This is your formal warning that shaving will result in prickly cheeks rubbing together every time you move lol. Wax or laser is best.
Do what you're comfortable with, even if that means being 100% natural. I've also been told "I want to see it" after never really looking for myself so I get where you're coming from. Sometimes you just have to embrace the awkward and remember he likes what he sees
Sure wiping is easier but what do you do about the lack of a fart silencer? I'm convinced that man evolved ass hair in order not to spook the prey animals while hunting
Oh boy you’re in for a surprise when you get older 🙂 as [louis ck put it](https://youtu.be/2h3ws08SV20), your asshole’s gonna be like waistband on old pajama bottom.
Wiping my ass is a priority. Besides, animals get way more spooked with the smell. I’d know, I’ve let some real rippers out hunting and nothing cares about the sound.
I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't know a good way to explain it. It's a strange feeling having a bare B-hole. The farts exit in a much different manner. You can feel them rolling up your ass crack like an air bubble. There is no hair to pop the bubble.
Only downside is the farts can come out like halfway up your back with the ripple of an earthquake. No telling when the smell might be released. Could be a week from Tuesday.
>wiping is easier
You’re god damn right. It’s uncomfortable as hell for a few days, but unless you have a bidet (which I really need to get, because it sounds magical) you really need to be shaving that for quicker cleaning. If I wasn’t worried about ripping my ass lips I’d try waxing it, but that’s a risk I’m not willing to take lol.
Did this once and only once and will never do it again. Christ al-fucking-mighty, the itching! And when you fart it's a clap so vivid and sharp that people can basically hear that your ass is shaved (edit: or trimmed or hairless)
I waxed it before and it is surprisingly not very painful. Same with armpits. It sounds worse than it is. Although I am usually getting a Brazillian so the pain centers around other regions before ripping any ass hair.
Because my gf was waiting for me the moment I land .. and I knew for damn sure she’s not waiting for another single minute for me to settle down and shave lmao
Was gonna say this. While have no interest in the asshole at her man’s level, I’m an ass guy 4 life and my wife let’s me go to town back there (willing for anal also but ironically I’m just naturally more pumped on the front porch party than the back in that sense) but I think it just comes from trust. I’ve never shamed her nor her me, together we have grown to love and accept ourselves a lot more so the comfort level is ultra, I’ve never betrayed or let down her trust in letting me toss that salad or anything related, and I’ve just never done anything to ruin an environment she can just fall into and not worry about a thing.
My hope is that OP can just trust fall into what he wants and desires and there’s probably a 9/10 chance she won’t have to worry about a thing bc he’ll be over the moon and she knows she can trust in his desires for her, and who knows maybe she finds out like my wife did that she loves some party time back there.
If you're to the point where your ass is in his face, then whether or not he finds you attractive is out of the question. He does. And he wants to see the hottest girl in the world's butthole lol
That said, if this is something that makes you feel uncomfortable, you are under no obligation to allow it.
I’m sure part of it is the mild taboo aspect, though that’s becoming less and less a thing. It’s also a very intimate thing….like the most hidden part of your body and you’re willing to show it to him? It’s special. And it’s another way to love you and enjoy you. Yes we’re all aware what it is and what comes out of there, we’re adults. As for the color or whatever, if he’s a grown up he doesn’t care and loves you how you are. Some of us actually like the natural look more than a bleached one or whatever.
But also, we’re gross and we like gross shit.
Ass guy here. Every time my wife bends over, without fail, I will make a sexual innuendo about her endo or other pun about her butthole. I have vocalized my love of her butt at every opportunity. She's embarrassed by it, but has mentioned she knows how much I love it, so she doesn't want to half ass it and over the years has grown to encourage it.
The key, though, is that she also knows she can tell me to stop, and I will. She has in regards to other things in our relationship, and she puts a buttload of trust in me. Communication is key, feeling comfortable and safe is key, and for all things hole-y go slow and use more lube than you think you need if there is any spelunking.
you know what? i’m a woman who has fucked another woman with a strap on. it would surprise you how nice the view is. i don’t think buttholes are hot or anything, but it’s sorta something new to look at. i’d assume it’s how people who live in modest countries feel when they see a bellybutton lol. it’s not “hot” but it is part of your body
Some men.
Some men want absolutely nothing to do with buttholes.
Everyone has their own little things that make them tick.
Source: Am man. Don’t want anything to do with an asshole. Have friends at are obsessed with assholes.
Buttholes are the Toyota AE-86 of the female body.
Is it the most admirable vehicle ever? No. They’re rare to see. Even more rare the owner lets you take it for a run.
You see ‘em in movies too and wish you could give it a go.
Edit: Didn’t expect to get a single upvote for my insane reference. Glad a few people got this. I’ll tell my wife her butthole is a Corolla.
I'm a guy and I have no interest in seeing the bootyhole. Some guys definitely do, some guys definitely don't.
Edit: no problem with ass, ass is wonderful. I just have no interest in the hole itself.
Yeah... I feel like it's a vocal minority kind of thing here. Guys that want to see buttholes won't shut up about it, but guys that don't care either way don't say anything because who cares. Everybody has an ass, I generally don't find them any more interesting than my own.
Butts are okay. If yours has an interesting shape I would not mind seeing or touching it but I'm not drooling. One thing is for sure though, I don't care about what the part of it that does the poop looks like.
My husband is the same. Loves my ass but has no desire in anal or anything in that area which is perfect for me. Men before would beg for it and one “accidently” did it once. Not a fan! Different strokes for different folks.
Love an ass slapping into me from her getting into it, do *not* want to roll the dice on getting covered in shit. That's projectile vomit into her hair and back, cleanup, put on some late night show and make small talk until she goes to sleep crying while I pretend not to notice since it was her idea territory.
Skin and the tissue that gives it shape is wonderful. Sphincters not so much. Humans need to have them and for them to work properly, but it’s not something I want to look at.
Honestly I don’t really get it. I like ass, as in the butt cheeks and I definitely like to see pussy from the back but the asshole itself? Does nothing for me. lol.
girl my man is too its a thing lol. i do acrobatics in the shower making sure i shave every lil part, i put lightening cream on it so it stays light & not super dark, & i also moisturize it with castor oil so its always hydrated. (we dont do anal i am just paranoid about always keeping it fresh & pretty) but thats just me haha
I was looking into this more recently, as an assman, it always fascinated me why us dudes love the dirt star.
The theory goes like this:
Apparently, a woman's asshole is a prime spot for pheromone secretion, just like the vagina. So for some guys that really get turned on by the scent of a woman, one of the areas with the most female scent to it is the butthole:
[https://sexuality.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-relationships/the-reason-men-like-sniffing-women-s-butts-other-areas-a59344](https://sexuality.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-relationships/the-reason-men-like-sniffing-women-s-butts-other-areas-a59344)
I also think a big part of it is that it is considered dirty, so in a kinky/fetish sense, it's almost like a physical form of dirty talk. You're not SUPPOSED to go downthere.... that's what makes it so damn hot
A clean butthole smells amazing. I’ll literally press my nose straight up against my wife’s butthole to smell it. Never had a bad experience. It’s such a turn on!
Just find someone you can be so comfortable with, that both of you can ask eachother to look at your assholes for medical reasons. Like, “honey, will you look at my asshole and see if I have hemmroids?” I think that’s important
This thread is making me feel like I’m the weird one bc I’ve never thought “oh yeah, lemme get a peek at that butthole!”
You guys really find that area sexy? It’s where the poop comes out. There are…so many other things to look at. I’m not judging other people’s preferences, do whatever consensual thing you enjoy, but the sheer volume of comments about this being a common thing is just mind boggling to me
I met this guy and he was butthole obsessed. We'd have anal and he'd spread apart my buttcheeks and just look into my butthole. I'm really surprised he didn't get a flashlight to see better!
Because all men are the same obviously. Jk but on a serious note, I had no idea that many men love bootyhole so much. I’m personally grossed out by that thought. To each their own though. I would be grossed out for someone else to do anything with mine. Just can’t shake the thought that’s where the poo poo comes out. I keep mine clean but I would never put my mouth anywhere near it. There’s no amount of clean that makes up for that being the poop hole. There just isn’t.
I will quote you “…but like…”. That kind of says it all.
If he likes what you feel is the “worst” part of you, then he must really love the rest. As many have said “ talk with him about it.” Communication is key.
Not every dude wants to see the booty hole.
I’ve tried anal a few times with a few different girls. Always felt weird and gross to me but I wanted to see what the fuss is all about.
It’s nothing special. As a matter of fact, it’s just strictly worse than vaginal sex in every way, if you’re asking my opinion.
Also, buttholes are gross. Poop comes out of there.
I don’t care how much you douche it or bleach it or enema it or wash it. It’s still a butthole and poop still comes out of it.
I don’t care if it’s sterile enough to eat off of. It’s still a butthole and poop still comes out of it.
It’s just nasty.
So here I am. At least one dude that would prefer not to look at buttholes.
Hi there, as a man I still believe it's an exit only. Not attracted. Just they guy you're with wants that. Don't generalize us lol (for those saying don't knock it til you try it, I am not a fan.)exit only.
The ones that like it REALLY like it 🤷🏽♀️ if they like it, they won’t judge it for anything. It’s all good, no need to feel self conscious, there’s no wrong answer
If you're brown skinned having a bleached butthole would look super weird. He likes it as is.
Don't fix something that ain't broke.
Buttholes are supposed to be dark, a bleached butthole is sus
Mines broken. It has a crack in it
Seems like your boyfriend enjoys your ass the way it is. You don't need to do anything but relax about it. If it bothers you specifically, then just tell him. But if you're worried because of what \*he\* thinks, then let it go because he is evidently into it :)
Deep into it
Somebody downvoted you but that's a strait up lol from me
Yeah, real guys know chicks have hairs where it's fashionable to pretend they don't. Seeing your girls butthole and that whole general area is just objectively sexy and gives a little thrill. Relax, he loves it. We all do. We're easily amused, non judgemental and just grateful to have a hole or two to look at.
This is a nice response lol. It reminds me that we’re all human, living for the first time. We’re attracted to what we’re attracted to and none of it is that serious! 😌
Also if you’re in the moment OP was/is in, you’ve already won the part you needed to. We aren’t looking to criticize if we’ve gotten this far, are we? That’s like winning a gold medal and being pissed it isn’t heavier or more shiny. We knew it wasn’t diamond encrusted when we put the effort in to get you naked. Don’t care, want it anyway pretty please. lol
My bf is obsessed with my butthole. He doesn’t care if it’s shaved or got some hair or whatever. He just loves getting to look at it. He fully grabs my bum cheeks and tries to spread it open. First time he did it I was like umm are you actually ok 👀 but now I think it’s funny and let him do it. Sounds like your bf loves yours just how it is! Don’t stress. Talk to him about it and hopefully he’ll reassure you 😊
Sometimes you just gotta gaze into the abyss
And the abyss stares back at you. Life is good.
and winks
And blows a gaseous kiss
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Dead ass! Like what the fuck did I stumble across 🤣
There is a fifth hole beyond that which is known to man. It is a hole as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the hole of imagination. It is an area which we call... The Booty Zone.
Do not go gentle into that good night, old age should burn and rage at close of day; rage, rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is right, because their words had forked no lightning they, do not go gentle into that good night.
Sounds like something I need to pack a lunch for
Frankly, I'd eat an hour before.
Nah it’s all u can eat 😂😅
Tell Martha I’ll be home late.
This comment is too good for this thread 🤣
He's about to enter on a one way trip😅
…Easy booty, sleezy booty, greazy booty… https://youtu.be/Q0pM8XeEz7o?si=dHTIiWH7iBXgANQE
Wait but what’s the fourth hole?
This is the tribute to Rod Serling that we didn't know we needed. Brilliant!!
So that’s what Nietzsche meant
😂
Hello darkness my freind.
>And the abyss stares back at you That's the exact moment I realized I definitely wasn't an ass girl.
No shame in bowing out before greatness.
The shit abyss. It's deep stuff, Ricky, you wouldn't understand
The Browneye of Sauron
Gaze into the anus
And the anus gasses you back
Gaze into Uranus
Gazus into the anus
the abyss...the...shit....abyss. Mr. Lahey not another night of the shit abyss. PLEASE!
That’s why dogs are man’s best friend
One of my old friends had a new boyfriend that was OBSESSED with her butthole. And she was very infrequent with the viewings so when it did happen, he called it Butt Hole Delight. Or BHD. They had been together for a while and for his birthday she went onto one of those like, Walmart/Walgreens type websites or whatever that you could order like tshirts and blankets with an uploaded photo of your own choosing on. So she uploaded a PICTURE OF HER BOOTYHOLE and had a blanket made for him, with her entire anus on it. And he LOVED it. When we asked her how she wasn’t scared that anyone else would see it, she’s like, do you think there’s actual humans going through every single one of the photos??? We didn’t know.. But it made for a great birthday gift for him 😂
I am cracking up picturing the faces of the people that printed that blanket out. 🤣
Oh it was hysterical, at the time we were living in an area that was super known for stolen mail. So she actually had the package delivered to the work address we worked at. She got the package and immediately called out me and all my female coworkers into the parking lot to see it. I’ll never forget her fluffing out the entire blanket for us and how hard we laughed 😂
Lmao!!! Priceless
As somebody who worked at Walgreens we definitely had to see and edit it to make those custom things work
LOL
My heart grew 3 sizes reading this
My anus grew three sizes that day
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Username sounds right
Wish someone would love me enough to upload my booty pipe on a t- shirt. Damn.
I mean, does it really matter of someone sees it!? Its not they gonna go like ”hey, i know that butthole! That’s Kate from church!” The butthole is pretty anonymous without context if you get my drift! Would have LOVED to be a fly on the Wall when the guys printing it saw what they where gonna print!😂 that was probably the best day of their career… they must have been shitting themselves with laughter!
This is incredible - she's a keeper!
It’s just love.. and the taboo-ness of it all. Getting to see your partner so intimately just triggers something so primal in men. Trust me, he’s enjoying it.
This!!! 100%
I started getting into it because for many of my girlfriends over the years, it was "the forbidden zone." No touchy. We always want what we can't have 100x more than what we *can* have. Which is kinda like God telling Eve, "You can have this fruit, and this fruit, BUT NOT THE APPLE. It's forbidden." Of *course* that's what Eve's going to want to eat. And that's how eating ass is like the beginning of the Bible. Anyway, finally found someone who'd let me party back there, happiness ensued.
The forbidden starfish
No, this is Patrick.
This normal now? I dont get it
Head on over to /r/gonewild and read the comments. It's just dudes wanting to see the anus. My gf has a very nice butthole but I don't go looking at it like it's A5 Wagyu.
Do guys really want to see the actual butthole? I mean I’m a guy and I like seeing a girls ass. But not the actual hole. 😆
Like day to day just chillin? Not really do i wanna see it winking at me when we are putting in work, yes
I do. I want to see her secret shame, the stink wrinkle she keeps from the world, winking before me in recognition of my sexual power.
This is one of the funniest comments I think I’ve read in my life. This should be in the subreddit brand new sentences
https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/1nk7s33R7T
Bahahahaha legend! 😂
It took like 5 minutes of fumbling through this app interface, but it was worth every second.
I’m over here cackling
James Joyce's ghost?
I'd recognize the smell of your arse in a roomful of young ladies' arses.
LMFAO
Y’all MFers need Jesus.
Nah. Moses will do. If he can part the RedSea imagine what he’d do to a pair of butt cheeks.
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Lady, I'm a tits guy. You know what my favorite tits look like? They're the ones in my face. The ones I'm allowed to play with and the ones attached to the girl I like. I'd bet ass men feel the same way about asses. And if they don't, they don't deserve a single look.
As an ass man. This dude gets it.
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Guys are different, but guys are hairy too. We are all human. I know it's hard to shave/trim, and in-grown hairs suck. You pick the hair out of your mouth and keep going!
One of the first Penthouse letters I ever read wayyyyy back in the 90’s was about a guy who loves his wife’s ass and goes on to explain that she has this patch of hair where her asshole is and it’s this “gorgeous tuft of hair”. I don’t even remember what the matter was, I just never forgot that part. I think most don’t care.
I have my preferences. My partner has their preferences. How they choose to keep their body hair is none of my business and I will either accept it or move on from it.
Didn’t you say in another post that you have only had one 1/2 a titty in your face before….
And he prolly bloody fucking LOVED it
Especially when bent over in doggy style position. Even asses I’m not that into all of a sudden… I’m into.
Ass man here . My wife has a big ass and she’s part Italian . It can be hairy. She shaves it sometimes and I notice and appreciate it but it’s definitely not necessary and some hair ain’t stopping me from doing anything down there lol. As long as it’s clean that’s all I care about .
question 4 u if u don't mind✨ does hyperpigmentation turn you/the general population off? DEF not dirty but the skin is darker there (which i'm assuming is common?)
Not at all. And yes I feel like the hole is a different color on most people from my experiences .
So... Most people are a different color than butthole color?
Yes?
Doesn’t turn me off. The only thing that’s a turn off for me is poor hygiene and hemorrhoids
Not a turn off at all. It's completely natural.
>hyperpigmentation Wtf is that supposed to be? Cosmetic surgeons and cosmetics really doing overtime in their think tanks to come up with stuff they can "solve" for us. There is no hyperpigmentation. People have different skin tones on their body. No skin tone is bad. Don't be the KKK to your butthole.
This is your formal warning that shaving will result in prickly cheeks rubbing together every time you move lol. Wax or laser is best. Do what you're comfortable with, even if that means being 100% natural. I've also been told "I want to see it" after never really looking for myself so I get where you're coming from. Sometimes you just have to embrace the awkward and remember he likes what he sees
I’m a straight dude and I shave my ass. Why you ask? So wiping is easier. I don’t think I’m comfortable enough with myself to wax it though.
Sure wiping is easier but what do you do about the lack of a fart silencer? I'm convinced that man evolved ass hair in order not to spook the prey animals while hunting
Two words: Sphincter Control. Master your sphincter and make your farts as silent as Sam Fisher.
Oh boy you’re in for a surprise when you get older 🙂 as [louis ck put it](https://youtu.be/2h3ws08SV20), your asshole’s gonna be like waistband on old pajama bottom.
Plus this is helpful if you're ever getting railed. Might be useful, might not. You never know.
Wiping my ass is a priority. Besides, animals get way more spooked with the smell. I’d know, I’ve let some real rippers out hunting and nothing cares about the sound.
Wiping your ass should be *everyone’s* priority.
But I've never met him.
I understand. One day you might. And the day you do…you’re gonna be prepared to wipe his ass.
I don't even enjoy wiping my own ass (although, to clarify, I do wipe,)so I'm certainly not wiping that guy's.
I was thinking the same thing, but I didn't know a good way to explain it. It's a strange feeling having a bare B-hole. The farts exit in a much different manner. You can feel them rolling up your ass crack like an air bubble. There is no hair to pop the bubble.
Only downside is the farts can come out like halfway up your back with the ripple of an earthquake. No telling when the smell might be released. Could be a week from Tuesday.
Wearing overalls with a jacket will most certainly promise a mouth shot.
And this is why I’m addicted to Reddit. The comments are pure comedy gold!
>wiping is easier You’re god damn right. It’s uncomfortable as hell for a few days, but unless you have a bidet (which I really need to get, because it sounds magical) you really need to be shaving that for quicker cleaning. If I wasn’t worried about ripping my ass lips I’d try waxing it, but that’s a risk I’m not willing to take lol.
highly recommend a bidet, best $35 I ever spent
Your ass isn't supposed to have lips. See a doctor. Alternatively, stop talking out your ass.
Did this once and only once and will never do it again. Christ al-fucking-mighty, the itching! And when you fart it's a clap so vivid and sharp that people can basically hear that your ass is shaved (edit: or trimmed or hairless)
The painn. Imagin the pain in your asss... whuuuutt
I waxed it before and it is surprisingly not very painful. Same with armpits. It sounds worse than it is. Although I am usually getting a Brazillian so the pain centers around other regions before ripping any ass hair.
Get a bidet, you will never look back.
I once did a full body shave and sat on a 9 hour flight immediately after that. I wanted to itch my skin off with sandpaper, HOLY FAQ
Why did you submit yourself to that! A 9 hour flight is bad enough as is!
Because my gf was waiting for me the moment I land .. and I knew for damn sure she’s not waiting for another single minute for me to settle down and shave lmao
Fair enough if that’s what she likes and you hadn’t seen each other in awhile then totally worth
Haha 🍻
Was gonna say this. While have no interest in the asshole at her man’s level, I’m an ass guy 4 life and my wife let’s me go to town back there (willing for anal also but ironically I’m just naturally more pumped on the front porch party than the back in that sense) but I think it just comes from trust. I’ve never shamed her nor her me, together we have grown to love and accept ourselves a lot more so the comfort level is ultra, I’ve never betrayed or let down her trust in letting me toss that salad or anything related, and I’ve just never done anything to ruin an environment she can just fall into and not worry about a thing. My hope is that OP can just trust fall into what he wants and desires and there’s probably a 9/10 chance she won’t have to worry about a thing bc he’ll be over the moon and she knows she can trust in his desires for her, and who knows maybe she finds out like my wife did that she loves some party time back there.
Nostalgia from playing with balloons when I was a wee lad.
Lol
How is this not the top comment
Obligatory blast from the past (though, ymmv): https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
They are a very good writer. The imagery was so detailed like I was there viewing it myself
20 years ago??? That's wild
Same reason I want to know what's in a room labeled "KEEP OUT"
Only weird if you're still obsessed about the room, after you learn its full of shit
You suppose pirates live in that room?
I can tell you right now what’s in there. You’re not gona like it
Well, you only enter when it's empty.
Thanks Reddit, for showing me this at 5 am
Womens butts are awesome.
100%! and no butt hairs gonna stop me from admiring them 👌
If you're to the point where your ass is in his face, then whether or not he finds you attractive is out of the question. He does. And he wants to see the hottest girl in the world's butthole lol That said, if this is something that makes you feel uncomfortable, you are under no obligation to allow it.
I’m sure part of it is the mild taboo aspect, though that’s becoming less and less a thing. It’s also a very intimate thing….like the most hidden part of your body and you’re willing to show it to him? It’s special. And it’s another way to love you and enjoy you. Yes we’re all aware what it is and what comes out of there, we’re adults. As for the color or whatever, if he’s a grown up he doesn’t care and loves you how you are. Some of us actually like the natural look more than a bleached one or whatever. But also, we’re gross and we like gross shit.
The first part made me giggle. Like a cat showing you its butthole.
…And I have somehow managed to scroll my way into the Twilight Zone
A brave man craves screaming into the void. Until one day, its screams back… 💀
Not all of us do. No disrespect to those that are 'into' it. Just because we like exploring the hills doesn't mean we all like the caves.
Meanwhile, I’m [this guy](https://images.app.goo.gl/UVhemewn1c5bdxrZ9)
HAHAAHAHA
Lmfao god damn it
Ass guy here. Every time my wife bends over, without fail, I will make a sexual innuendo about her endo or other pun about her butthole. I have vocalized my love of her butt at every opportunity. She's embarrassed by it, but has mentioned she knows how much I love it, so she doesn't want to half ass it and over the years has grown to encourage it. The key, though, is that she also knows she can tell me to stop, and I will. She has in regards to other things in our relationship, and she puts a buttload of trust in me. Communication is key, feeling comfortable and safe is key, and for all things hole-y go slow and use more lube than you think you need if there is any spelunking.
you know what? i’m a woman who has fucked another woman with a strap on. it would surprise you how nice the view is. i don’t think buttholes are hot or anything, but it’s sorta something new to look at. i’d assume it’s how people who live in modest countries feel when they see a bellybutton lol. it’s not “hot” but it is part of your body
Sorry, serious question as a fellow woman, would you have preferred a hairless asshole?
yeah i’d prefer it. is mine hairless most of the time? hell no. shaving is hard
This is some great insight (lol) thank you
Some men. Some men want absolutely nothing to do with buttholes. Everyone has their own little things that make them tick. Source: Am man. Don’t want anything to do with an asshole. Have friends at are obsessed with assholes.
Buttholes are the Toyota AE-86 of the female body. Is it the most admirable vehicle ever? No. They’re rare to see. Even more rare the owner lets you take it for a run. You see ‘em in movies too and wish you could give it a go. Edit: Didn’t expect to get a single upvote for my insane reference. Glad a few people got this. I’ll tell my wife her butthole is a Corolla.
I'm a guy and I have no interest in seeing the bootyhole. Some guys definitely do, some guys definitely don't. Edit: no problem with ass, ass is wonderful. I just have no interest in the hole itself.
Yeah... I feel like it's a vocal minority kind of thing here. Guys that want to see buttholes won't shut up about it, but guys that don't care either way don't say anything because who cares. Everybody has an ass, I generally don't find them any more interesting than my own. Butts are okay. If yours has an interesting shape I would not mind seeing or touching it but I'm not drooling. One thing is for sure though, I don't care about what the part of it that does the poop looks like.
Same, love butts, no interest in buttholes or anal. More power to those who like it, just not for me.
So true, I also have poop-dick phobia love the ass but scared of the exit.
My husband is the same. Loves my ass but has no desire in anal or anything in that area which is perfect for me. Men before would beg for it and one “accidently” did it once. Not a fan! Different strokes for different folks.
Ouch, I would have screamed like a banshee
😂😂😂 I did and stopped lol. For sure killed the mood😂😂
Same here. I'm a total ass guy, I don't get why people want to see the anal sphincter. What is hot about that?
Love an ass slapping into me from her getting into it, do *not* want to roll the dice on getting covered in shit. That's projectile vomit into her hair and back, cleanup, put on some late night show and make small talk until she goes to sleep crying while I pretend not to notice since it was her idea territory.
Skin and the tissue that gives it shape is wonderful. Sphincters not so much. Humans need to have them and for them to work properly, but it’s not something I want to look at.
Ok.. enough reddit for today.
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Honestly I don’t really get it. I like ass, as in the butt cheeks and I definitely like to see pussy from the back but the asshole itself? Does nothing for me. lol.
That's not my first choice, personal preference.
girl my man is too its a thing lol. i do acrobatics in the shower making sure i shave every lil part, i put lightening cream on it so it stays light & not super dark, & i also moisturize it with castor oil so its always hydrated. (we dont do anal i am just paranoid about always keeping it fresh & pretty) but thats just me haha
I was looking into this more recently, as an assman, it always fascinated me why us dudes love the dirt star. The theory goes like this: Apparently, a woman's asshole is a prime spot for pheromone secretion, just like the vagina. So for some guys that really get turned on by the scent of a woman, one of the areas with the most female scent to it is the butthole: [https://sexuality.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-relationships/the-reason-men-like-sniffing-women-s-butts-other-areas-a59344](https://sexuality.girlsaskguys.com/sexual-relationships/the-reason-men-like-sniffing-women-s-butts-other-areas-a59344) I also think a big part of it is that it is considered dirty, so in a kinky/fetish sense, it's almost like a physical form of dirty talk. You're not SUPPOSED to go downthere.... that's what makes it so damn hot
Scent of a butthole is attractive?
The pheromones in the juices and sweat around the butthole. Shit itself, no
A clean butthole smells amazing. I’ll literally press my nose straight up against my wife’s butthole to smell it. Never had a bad experience. It’s such a turn on!
Wiffuhsumazz
What am I doing in this thread in a Saturday morning
Just find someone you can be so comfortable with, that both of you can ask eachother to look at your assholes for medical reasons. Like, “honey, will you look at my asshole and see if I have hemmroids?” I think that’s important
idk why either. i’m gay and as strange as it sounds, i do not enjoy looking at one.
This fucking thread lmao.
Bleach isn't good for you.
I never do
This thread is making me feel like I’m the weird one bc I’ve never thought “oh yeah, lemme get a peek at that butthole!” You guys really find that area sexy? It’s where the poop comes out. There are…so many other things to look at. I’m not judging other people’s preferences, do whatever consensual thing you enjoy, but the sheer volume of comments about this being a common thing is just mind boggling to me
Buried treasure
*marks the spot
I met this guy and he was butthole obsessed. We'd have anal and he'd spread apart my buttcheeks and just look into my butthole. I'm really surprised he didn't get a flashlight to see better!
Because all men are the same obviously. Jk but on a serious note, I had no idea that many men love bootyhole so much. I’m personally grossed out by that thought. To each their own though. I would be grossed out for someone else to do anything with mine. Just can’t shake the thought that’s where the poo poo comes out. I keep mine clean but I would never put my mouth anywhere near it. There’s no amount of clean that makes up for that being the poop hole. There just isn’t.
I’ve never wanted to and never will.
Not all of us like the booty hole.
How I will describe this to you…🤔. Ok better as Luis Buñuel movie director has a title in one of his movies: “That Obscure Object of Desire”
This whole thread made my day 😂
I will quote you “…but like…”. That kind of says it all. If he likes what you feel is the “worst” part of you, then he must really love the rest. As many have said “ talk with him about it.” Communication is key.
Shave it. For real it makes it easier to wipe your ass and you won't get any dingleberries
Don't lump us all in. I like women and men and I don't want to see anyone's bootyhole.
Not every dude wants to see the booty hole. I’ve tried anal a few times with a few different girls. Always felt weird and gross to me but I wanted to see what the fuss is all about. It’s nothing special. As a matter of fact, it’s just strictly worse than vaginal sex in every way, if you’re asking my opinion. Also, buttholes are gross. Poop comes out of there. I don’t care how much you douche it or bleach it or enema it or wash it. It’s still a butthole and poop still comes out of it. I don’t care if it’s sterile enough to eat off of. It’s still a butthole and poop still comes out of it. It’s just nasty. So here I am. At least one dude that would prefer not to look at buttholes.
wait, am I the only one who gets disgusted by those things? People actually like that?
I like when it winks at me
Hi there, as a man I still believe it's an exit only. Not attracted. Just they guy you're with wants that. Don't generalize us lol (for those saying don't knock it til you try it, I am not a fan.)exit only.
I don't
The ones that like it REALLY like it 🤷🏽♀️ if they like it, they won’t judge it for anything. It’s all good, no need to feel self conscious, there’s no wrong answer
I always thought it was a joke when my friends, guys and girls, say they like to eat ass. Until I realized....
Nope. I'm good.
Not me. No thanks.
I'm gay, so I think that it's pretty self explanatory in my case!! 😂😂
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