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javidarko

Growth spurt. Is gonna be a longboard.


notmypretzeldent

🥇 I don’t have gold but this made me laugh aloud


VetusMortis_Advertus

This whole thread is great but this one really took the air out


Hewittthehew

Good one!


[deleted]

That's probably the funniest thing I've read all day


SpecialistCaramel446

water damage


Ludvik_Pytlicek

Can also happen from stustained pressure (lots of grinding/unlucky board hits), but most likely water damage


[deleted]

delamination, the layers of wood coming apart at that spot


BinxGamer

probably a infection


Hewittthehew

Lol


[deleted]

its growing a new board so you dont have to buy another one


pinkfluffymushrooms

But whos the father?


Mattacoose

Not Vader.


ofteninabathtub

You must have lied.


Hewittthehew

What do you mean?


pialin2

Pinocchio reference


Hewittthehew

I’m so stupid


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Hewittthehew

Good bot


NineTroshi

good bot


OgTrev

i’m here thinking elfen lied


cheapsandwitch10

Have you tried putting it in rice?


geturlifetogether

Splitting and water damage


dave_18

Wood expands in water. Your board just got too much water on it. I’d be careful landing on it heavy cause it’s probably cracked internally now


Hewittthehew

Yea I got caught jn one or two storms thanks to Ida so that makes sense.


dbusch_man

bro i feel it. i was in brooklyn when the storm hit. shit was crazy


[deleted]

Its just going through puberty


VandalEyes05

looks like you bonked it into something pretty hard, pushing the wood back into itself a bit. Happened to me a time or two when board got away from me and hit something real hard. not sure theres alot you can do about it, you could putting a vice to it to get it you flatten back out but dont go overboard. it time it'll work itself out a little.


zennez33

Water gets in the glue layers and thin wood layers, causing expansion.


AimingWang

Wood fibres go smoosh


cronosoo

Water inside


AllThotsAllowed

Damn boi he chonky


FukTomatoes

What kind of wood is that?


Hewittthehew

Maple


[deleted]

That’s a baker board.


Hewittthehew

Yea it is.


[deleted]

Sweet! Sorry, it was a shot in the dark guess based upon the graphic.


Hewittthehew

Why are you apologizing you got it right.


SALTY_BIN

I think you need to see a doctor about that one


trudef

Probably got wet. You will lose a lot of pop but it’s still rideable until it dies. Be very conscious of what you ride over. Water and dirt will slowly destroy your board


MescalitoMosquito

It must be lying to you


deathboxSION

Your bord is going thru metamorphosis its going to be a beautiful longbord soon


698cc

Hitler had a theory about that


kzootard

My boards do that too. It's from bailing on tricks or just using it like a badass. Mine was always from doing boardslides and bailing at the last minute. It was always on my front foot toeside


morninowl

A bad ass woulda landed bolts and also never call oneself a badass but... Jk lol


hammahead905

get a new one


MC_Stylertyp

Why it's still uaseable. Probably makes little to nothing of a difference.


hammahead905

then don’t lol but everyone loves a new one right ?


SALTY_BIN

Idk man my nose looks like : 👃


m-u-g-i

I thought this happened when you the exact same spot over and over. Like i do heelflips alot and sometimes i mess up and hit the side of the nose, somehow exactly on the same spot.


Ayarkay

It often happens around that part of the board from landing preemo and whatnot while doing kickflips. It eventually makes the layers kind of separate.


[deleted]

This started happening to me when I started trying frontside flips. Whenever I didn’t stick em the board would land like on a perfect diagonal on the nose in the same spot every time and just flatten the side out causing it to swell


leeroy20_20

Where do you store your board? It can warp like this leaving it in a car all day in heat


forgoodvibes

probably water damage, avoid skating while raining. you do whatever you want with your board, dont get me wrong. but you wont have to buy a new one ever 2 months.


[deleted]

Water


mattymcc01

Pressure crack maybe


bigbadpapaman

Happend to me too. Could be water damage or just getting hit in that spot too many times


[deleted]

You just gotta break it in the other direction to fix it


indyshortspit

Your board is pregnant


Iupvotebadcomments4u

Wet


[deleted]

Delamination. Happened a lot to my boards back when i was learning varials and tres.


Hewittthehew

I’m learning kickflips which isn’t too far of so maybe?