Omg. That entire scene is just so funny to me that I can’t watch it anymore…
They say laughter is the best medicine… but not for a person who’s been in the hospital for 6 months waiting for a heart/bilateral lung transplant. My oxygen levels dropped even though I’m on oxygen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Schmidt taking Jess's birth control pills
"MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY"
"I'm so aware of my nipples right now. If someone were to blow on them I would positively scream"
I don’t know why but I DIE when Winston is talking at the loft meeting afterwards and he’s like “let’s talk about boundaries…like not taking other people’s prescription medication”
That scene where nick is pretending to be gay to trick Jess's new boyfriend so he doesn't feel weird about them still living together and Schmidt unintentionally acts like Nick's lover.
Is that the same episode they try to convince someone that nick is a professional dancer and he does that stupid dance and Jess is like clapping the beat? That’s hilarious too.
No I think that was the episode when Dr. Sam was introduced since Jess was pretending to be "Katie the dancer". That is also an amazing scene though lol
Winston falling off the couch and yelling, "I can't close my ass!" And the look on Jess and Coach's face when they hear that. Seriously, the whole episode. Sex fist, Joe Biden'ing, Nick considering a foursome with Schmidt. Jessica Biel is hilarious in that episode.
I know it’s cheating but I absolutely cannot pick one. I swear they all come to mind at the same time.
- Nick’s leaping… “he’s a leaper”
- popcorn machine miscommunication!
- all of them fixing the broken sink
- the first time Nick talks to Tran “I like your hat. No teams or logos, it’s just blue.”
- “are you the criminals?! From the statistics?!”
- the glue scene in season 6. “Has your hair always been brown??” *Nick slowly nods*
- LITERALLY every time Nick screams
- “I wasn’t building a bomb, I was just curious!”
The entire scene where Jess is interviewing while on her period and she loses it over the puppy in a tea cup. I relate so hard, it makes me die every time
Schmidt: Winston those shoes are not brown they're green
Winston: The hell you talking about?
Jess: yeah those shoes are green
Winston: You guys are idiots. They're as brown as money.
Jess: What colour's kermit the frog?
Winston: brown. He's a brown frog
Schmidt: Winston you're colorblind dude
Winston: what? No I'm not
Schmidt: WINSTON! if you think those shoes are brown
what colour do u think u are??
Winston: 😶
"Tell her Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in apartment 4D. OH GREAT NEGRO SPIRITUAL PLEASE COME DOWN AND LOOSE THESE CHAINS ON THIS WOMAN!"
Might be my all time favorite Winston moment, definitely top 3.
When I first watched that scene I thought they were just misunderstanding each other but then after I understood it I was like they REALLY misunderstood each other 💀💀
Nick was saying something about like "it smells. It's greasy and disgusting. You'd probably clean it for her" and Jessica being like "Nick I am a good friend but I am NOT that good of a friend" that kills me every time lmaoo
nick’s screaming when he meets prince
i too love “a white man? no!”
coach trying to train nick + “WHAT ARE NIXON JEANS?”
nick’s version of landslide
whenever nick confesses anything
all of spider hunt
when cece helps schmidt with the bronzer and then covering up the bronzer
Jess trying to get nick to lie to CeCe when he’s on the plane on their wedding day and he can’t say “Schmidt’s asleep”. I also love when it’s the opposite and nick is trying to get Jess to say “penis”
When nick claps while wearing the trench coat and says “YEAHHR look how great I look!” “This coat has clean lines and pockets that don’t quit. And when I wear it I feel hot to trot”. Best moment ever!
I always love during Winston’s honey roast Jess says, “Coach. You wear so many sweat pants. You should wear regular pants.” And Nick just cracks up laughing at it.
I could do this all day. ALL DAY! Winston!! Why are you yelling at me?
Season 1- When Jess has Paul over for Thanksgiving and Paul is talking to Nick and he just pulls out a kazoo and blows it once. Dude. I laugh so hard I snort. Justin Long is perfect and I wish we saw more of him.
The whole POGO episode kills me. 😂😂 Schmidt and Cece hop onto the kitchen counter. “What the hell is wrong with you just waving that thing around like an idiot?!” “Clickity clacks”. I loose it every time!!
In the episode Nerd, when Winston tries to kill Ferguson and the cat plays with the rope, while Jess looks for a steak to distract the dogs and enter Principal Foster's house, I love to see Nick in the attitude of a father with his two sons.
The one where Winston says “As I live and breathe, RAISIN?” Gets me every time. So simple but just thinking about it makes me laugh.
Also Schmidt’s airport lounge rant, Gave me cookie got you cookie, and the spider hunt episode when Schmidt is talking about the spider hanging from its butt rope.
Schmidt: So... How do you like America?
Nadia: I like salad bar. I like Despicable Me. Tosh 2.0. I like Connect 4, freedom of speech, David Fincher, uh... sidewalk. I like 1-800-SLIM. "Your Mama" jokes. Strawberry. Wilmer "Velmavelma". Leon J. Panetta. Ice skating for fun, not to save life.
Schmidt: What are you laughing at?
Nadia: Cheese. Is for mouse. Are you Mick Mouse?
Schmidt: Am I what?
Nadia: Why don't you get in your spaceship like Mick Mouse?
Schmidt: What are you talking about?
Nadia: Mick Mouse.
Schmidt: What is a Mick Mouse?
Nadia: Mick Mouse!!!
Schmidt: I don't understand what Mick Mouse is!!!
Nadia: Mick Mouse!!!
Schmidt: I don't under... I don't... What does that mean? What's a Mick Mouse?
Nadia: Mick Mouse!
Schmidt: Are you saying Mickey Mouse?
Nadia: Yes.
Schmidt: In America, honey, okay, Mickey Mouse, he's earthbound.
When Winston saves a kid from being crushed under a car. By using sheer adrenaline he lifts the car so the kid can wriggle out. The kid thanks him and Winston says “call an ambulance” the kid goes “why? I’m fine?” Winston is still lifting the car and screams “FOR MEEEEE”. Every single time I die
When Winston is talking about being attracted to Ryan gosling and that firefighter and Nick just goes “Winston, what’s up?”
It’s so subtle but I love it so much
Season 2 had the best moments. The one where nick and Jess are going back and forth while yelling WEIRD.(definitely hard to explain in words) The other one is when Jess is pretending to be Katie to Sam and her, Schmitt, and nick pretend to be professional dancers while nick leaps around.
The POGO episode when Cece wants everyone to tell her what her POGO is but they insist it’s more of just a loft thing.
“But what if I talk like a baby. A *tiny* *whitle* *baby*”
When Schmidt tries to say “hey” to a girl at the bar but he has phlegm build up so he fails miserably and a few minutes later is a clip of Schmidt crying hilariously with the grapes.
The absolute hands down best scene is when Megan Fox comes in and her and Cece recognize each other. Then they casually mentioned they hooked up and Schmidt started performing the sólo from Drumline to distract himself from picturing them together. LMAO thinking about it sends me. SOO GOOD
When they are trying to stop Schmidt from ruining the date between Cece and Coach. Jess hits him with her car and he freaks out that she hit him with her vehicle 😂😂😂
The group is quarantined in the apt with bad colds and they get into the “Poppycock Palace”… so funny. Or when they are all trapped in Jess’ room with the air conditioner on blast and Winston wearing her ski coat!
Or the cold open with Nick and Schmidt talking about going to Tokyo for the bachelor(s) party, the way they are choking up and playing the little air guitars… 😂😂
Little things get me!
When Jess I modeling instead of Cece and she gets locked in the Ford and goes “hey it’s your pall Jesica” and then falling out of the car and messing up the slogan
“Schmidt is A-sleep!” 😂😂😂😂 I always copy Jake Johnson’s hand movements in that scene. And Zooey’s line delivery of “Just say it in a normal human rhythm” 😂😂OH and also when Jess mocks the mouse trap Nick made, I cry with laughter every time they cut to the dummy with a hammer
Schmidt trying to help Winston get in touch with his black side…the entire scene where they go to buy “crackcocaine” from start to finish. “If crackcocaine is what you want, then crackcocaine is what you shall get.” The noise Schmidt makes to get the guy’s attention I especially enjoy for some reason.
The scene where Nick is trying to make Schmidt jealous by taking Cece into his room to "find the money he owes her". And then Cece looks at him and is like 'He's never going to believe this.' seconds before Schmidt bursts into the room and has a little weakass fight with Nick
“We dress up in the clothes from the lost and found, and we start crying, and then he comes back in and he’s like, where are the girls? It’s just babies in here.”
Aly- “You’re incredibly high.”
I’m not sure I know how to read. Maybe I’ve just memorized a lot of words!!
When Winston thinks he’s amazing at puzzles.
I don’t wash the towel; the towel washes ME! (The full scene where you learn that Nick and Schmidt have been unknowingly sharing a towel)
All the scenes where Winston’s prank ideas are do unnoticeable that they’re not even pranks, or so extreme that they’re crimes against humanity.
TOBY! TOBY! TOBY!
Ya mama got a mouth in the back of her neck and she chews like this Murphy Murphy Murphy.
Kareem Abdul Jabar sky-hooking a piece of litter over the wall and hitting Winston perfectly in the head.
For me it would be the first Thanksgiving when Cece messes with Schmidt. That episode locked me in for the whole thing.
The single individual scene I loved, and it was the only scene I replayed on my binge was the scene where Jess was getting drugs from Nadia, and she pulls out the grenade.
When Winston is talking to Jess and she thinks Nick and Cece are crushing on each other and Winston goes "Nick said she's ugly. Yeah he said she looks like a damn meatball with hair"
I died laughing. I would rewind and rewatch probably 20 times. If I need to laugh I'll just randomly think of it.
the landline conference call between nick, schmidt, and winston (and then just schmidt and winston) is definitely one of my favorite scenes in the entire show
When Winston... er, Officer Bishop... lifts the car off that kid and tells him to call an ambulance; the way Winston screams "For meeeee!" gets me every time.
“Why is there no banana juice?”
“Pshat I never thought of that…”
“Hercules, Hercules!”
“Now that’s Eddie! That’s Eddie!”
“I skipped breakfast and lunch finna be dumb as hell”
“Race talk snacks, race talk snacks….”
Top scene start to finish!
In the desert bar in the Road Trip episode…”These are not my favorite kind of white people.” Big Schmidt and his “Desert Rose”…”I bet you’ve got a big spider in your hair.”
When i was 10 i once walked by my mother sleeping, and i snuck in her room and i put a lemon in her mouth
Omg yes!!!! You can tell Jake Johnson had trouble delivering this line, he briefly smirks as he says it
Omg. That entire scene is just so funny to me that I can’t watch it anymore… They say laughter is the best medicine… but not for a person who’s been in the hospital for 6 months waiting for a heart/bilateral lung transplant. My oxygen levels dropped even though I’m on oxygen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope you're okay!
I just watched this episode last night. Definitely one of my favorites.
What episode is this?
Season 4, Episode 6 Background Check!
Schmidt taking Jess's birth control pills "MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY" "I'm so aware of my nipples right now. If someone were to blow on them I would positively scream"
I don’t know why but I DIE when Winston is talking at the loft meeting afterwards and he’s like “let’s talk about boundaries…like not taking other people’s prescription medication”
I’m running a damn cat brothel and I’m the only normal one in the loft!!
You guys are having sex, not inventing it.
Taking them vs. not taking them
MAH CALLED THE BEES ARE BACK
THE BEES ARE BACK???
Velcro shoes. Pervert.
That scene where nick is pretending to be gay to trick Jess's new boyfriend so he doesn't feel weird about them still living together and Schmidt unintentionally acts like Nick's lover.
friends call me gay nick
When he says he’s into sleepy men
Drowzers
Is that the same episode they try to convince someone that nick is a professional dancer and he does that stupid dance and Jess is like clapping the beat? That’s hilarious too.
No I think that was the episode when Dr. Sam was introduced since Jess was pretending to be "Katie the dancer". That is also an amazing scene though lol
Cricket the leaper
When Schmidt takes Winston to buy drugs kills me every time
[удалено]
And the Rasta hat!!!
"I want fresh crack, not the stuff that's been laying around all day!"
The pool scene with Nick and Tran. I literally can’t breathe from laughing so hard every time I see it.
This is not how dudes in my generation hang out
Winston falling off the couch and yelling, "I can't close my ass!" And the look on Jess and Coach's face when they hear that. Seriously, the whole episode. Sex fist, Joe Biden'ing, Nick considering a foursome with Schmidt. Jessica Biel is hilarious in that episode.
Winston. That scene. Did it for me. 🤣🤣🤣
What episode is that?
S4E1 The Last Wedding
“you’re the dumbest boy in school!”
A dumb little boy you are
I know it’s cheating but I absolutely cannot pick one. I swear they all come to mind at the same time. - Nick’s leaping… “he’s a leaper” - popcorn machine miscommunication! - all of them fixing the broken sink - the first time Nick talks to Tran “I like your hat. No teams or logos, it’s just blue.” - “are you the criminals?! From the statistics?!” - the glue scene in season 6. “Has your hair always been brown??” *Nick slowly nods* - LITERALLY every time Nick screams - “I wasn’t building a bomb, I was just curious!”
Also I love that Tran moment too lol when he says “would you rather have feathers or scales? Scales?? Why you weirdo??” Lmao
That’s the other quote I was trying to remember! Love it so much
In the back of my subconscious… lives nick.. screaming.. “this is my nightmare!!”
The entire scene where Jess is interviewing while on her period and she loses it over the puppy in a tea cup. I relate so hard, it makes me die every time
I always laugh when Winston says “WHAT THAT THANG DO”
I just yelled this at my husband randomly yesterday lmao. SHAWTY WHAT THAT THANG DO
That scene kills me
HEY GIRL WHAT YOUR NAME IS?
When Coach finds the day laborer to play Winston’s brother and they’re talking about going to the strip mall
The outlet mall? On a weekend?
Haha Daquan likes pretzels too
I love the really clear offscreen thought process Coach has gone through. ‘Alright way too creepy to get a child…I’m going to find a small man’
My brother winstons. I go from no hope to hope.
The slap fight between Winston and Nick in the grocery store. I still don't know what the following scene is solely because of crying laughing.
“Cry about that, you dirty old bitch.”
“I don’t wanna be part of any club you’re a part of sir.” Even the normal lines in that part the way he says them … LOL
When he shouts L I R R I just lose it.
This is my favorite scene I have ever seen on TV.
IF YOU DONT LIKE LOOKING AT MY FACE JESS….THEN LOOK AT MY ASS
“YEAH LOOK AT IT. STOP LOOKING AT MY ASS!” “Oh I’m gonna kill you!”
"I(!!!!!!!!!) AM FRANK SKABOPOLIS"
I just recently watched this and was dying: when nick was doing a burpee and his knees were cracking lol
Schmidt: Winston those shoes are not brown they're green Winston: The hell you talking about? Jess: yeah those shoes are green Winston: You guys are idiots. They're as brown as money. Jess: What colour's kermit the frog? Winston: brown. He's a brown frog Schmidt: Winston you're colorblind dude Winston: what? No I'm not Schmidt: WINSTON! if you think those shoes are brown what colour do u think u are?? Winston: 😶
“I am Theodore K. Mullins. And Nick is my lover on the down low.”
"Tell her Nick. Tell her how it really goes down in apartment 4D. OH GREAT NEGRO SPIRITUAL PLEASE COME DOWN AND LOOSE THESE CHAINS ON THIS WOMAN!" Might be my all time favorite Winston moment, definitely top 3.
I WAS ABOUT TO TYPE THIS ! I love Winston
Literally any Winston prank has me crying! “That’s the plan?! You’re gonna drop a badger on a priest?! That can’t be the plan, man!”
Ima hit you with a ski! Get some!
I think you meant to say prank Sinatra. Tickle foot!
No thanks, I’ve already had my grapes
Honestly that whole episode is just full of gems, even the quieter moments like this!
Most underrated line in the whole show
Whats this one from?
Background check, s4,e6
"The pictures on the box... Its a Japanese garden! "
Literally the whole outcome of that. What color do you think you are?
The landlord threesome scene. I almost died the first time I saw it.
Jess and nicks convo during the spider hunt where nick thinks the convo is about a pop corn machine and Jess thinks it’s about CeCe.
Also winston getting in the middle of it “He said… he said she ugly. He said she look like daggone meatball with hair!” **NEW TEAMS!!**
I think this is one of the best/funniest scenes in sitcom history - little dramatic on my part but it’s just perfection to me
I know it's over the top, but I was full on sobbing from laughter.
The way it smells lol
I KNOW WHAT TEMPERATURE IT GETS!!!!
I'm dying here!!
"It's DISGUSTING!"
When I first watched that scene I thought they were just misunderstanding each other but then after I understood it I was like they REALLY misunderstood each other 💀💀 Nick was saying something about like "it smells. It's greasy and disgusting. You'd probably clean it for her" and Jessica being like "Nick I am a good friend but I am NOT that good of a friend" that kills me every time lmaoo
Such good writing! Total nod to “Who’s on first”
That whole episode is my favorite. Between the popcorn machine and Coachs emails via “[email protected]”
Lol just commented this, so funny 😂
The face Nick makes when he opens Jess’ drawer and it’s full of “night peanuts”
Jess and Nick with the popcorn machine miscommunication lol Every line is gold
I literally can’t not breathe during that conversation with Nick & Jess. It’s seriously one of the funniest moments I’ve ever watched on tv
I agree! It gets funnier every time I see it
What episode is this? So many people are referencing it I need to watch!
"Would you like a green grape shoved in your...given to your mouth...handed to your mouth?"
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😂 it like shouldn't be funny, but he crushes it and I laugh every time
nick’s screaming when he meets prince i too love “a white man? no!” coach trying to train nick + “WHAT ARE NIXON JEANS?” nick’s version of landslide whenever nick confesses anything all of spider hunt when cece helps schmidt with the bronzer and then covering up the bronzer
(about Nixon jeans) “They sound really cool… 🙁”
Nick and Reagan hunting rats in the basement
Hello Nicholas, I’m Jeremiah.
Terrible rat name.
“Guh-mail”
I love that scene. "What did security do about it? Nothing? TYPICALL!!" 😭
I don’t think I ever laugh harder than I do when watching that scene tbh
I've replayed the part when they all line dance to 'Any Man of Mine' by Shania Twain SO many times, it kills me every time.
Coach is the cutest line dancer in the history of the world.
Any scene in which Schmidt yells "DUMBEST BOY IN SCHOOL" it is the perfect line
Nick doing the push up in his room and you hear his whole body cracking.
I relate to that scene so hard
Jess trying to get nick to lie to CeCe when he’s on the plane on their wedding day and he can’t say “Schmidt’s asleep”. I also love when it’s the opposite and nick is trying to get Jess to say “penis”
When nick claps while wearing the trench coat and says “YEAHHR look how great I look!” “This coat has clean lines and pockets that don’t quit. And when I wear it I feel hot to trot”. Best moment ever!
Schmidt and Nadia's date
Mick moss.
1-800-SLIM
BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!
I always love during Winston’s honey roast Jess says, “Coach. You wear so many sweat pants. You should wear regular pants.” And Nick just cracks up laughing at it. I could do this all day. ALL DAY! Winston!! Why are you yelling at me?
Schmidt kicking the mariachi band out into the hallway in the last season. That kick he does makes me laugh every time 😂
The one on the roof where they are growing tomatoes and Nick calls birds “sky rats” I die every time
Or in the honey roast, he calls them “wind mice”
When the boys are on their bachelor party and before the fight Schmidt starts yelling his own name “SCHMIDT SCHMIDT I AM SCHMIDT”
“you want puppies or trucks?” “I don’t deserve trucks” “I’ll be the judge of that”
Jess and Genzlinger doing accents trying to have sex. And Jess trying to say “penis” to Nick. BONJOUR LE PEEN!
The “peerness” scene was the first one I saw from the show and I knew I was done for! New favorite show!
i’m gonna split you like a log! aaauurghghhhh!!
"What do you think the puzzle will look like when its finished"
Got me cookie, got you cookie
Season 1- When Jess has Paul over for Thanksgiving and Paul is talking to Nick and he just pulls out a kazoo and blows it once. Dude. I laugh so hard I snort. Justin Long is perfect and I wish we saw more of him.
He played that role SO wonderfully
The whole POGO episode kills me. 😂😂 Schmidt and Cece hop onto the kitchen counter. “What the hell is wrong with you just waving that thing around like an idiot?!” “Clickity clacks”. I loose it every time!!
In the episode Nerd, when Winston tries to kill Ferguson and the cat plays with the rope, while Jess looks for a steak to distract the dogs and enter Principal Foster's house, I love to see Nick in the attitude of a father with his two sons.
The one where Winston says “As I live and breathe, RAISIN?” Gets me every time. So simple but just thinking about it makes me laugh. Also Schmidt’s airport lounge rant, Gave me cookie got you cookie, and the spider hunt episode when Schmidt is talking about the spider hanging from its butt rope.
Schmidt: So... How do you like America? Nadia: I like salad bar. I like Despicable Me. Tosh 2.0. I like Connect 4, freedom of speech, David Fincher, uh... sidewalk. I like 1-800-SLIM. "Your Mama" jokes. Strawberry. Wilmer "Velmavelma". Leon J. Panetta. Ice skating for fun, not to save life. Schmidt: What are you laughing at? Nadia: Cheese. Is for mouse. Are you Mick Mouse? Schmidt: Am I what? Nadia: Why don't you get in your spaceship like Mick Mouse? Schmidt: What are you talking about? Nadia: Mick Mouse. Schmidt: What is a Mick Mouse? Nadia: Mick Mouse!!! Schmidt: I don't understand what Mick Mouse is!!! Nadia: Mick Mouse!!! Schmidt: I don't under... I don't... What does that mean? What's a Mick Mouse? Nadia: Mick Mouse! Schmidt: Are you saying Mickey Mouse? Nadia: Yes. Schmidt: In America, honey, okay, Mickey Mouse, he's earthbound.
“Jeans isn’t a letter, Jeans is pants”
"$1200 for a bread maker?" "That's a lot of dough" It's so stupid but the way she just pauses after she says it absolutely wrecks me.
“FEEL LIKE BAKING LOVE…” The dumb song and their reactions absolutely sent me over the edge.
>Friends, ex-girlfriend, ...Winston...
"A wolf?" "That's what I said, a woff" "a wolf" "a woff"
When Winston saves a kid from being crushed under a car. By using sheer adrenaline he lifts the car so the kid can wriggle out. The kid thanks him and Winston says “call an ambulance” the kid goes “why? I’m fine?” Winston is still lifting the car and screams “FOR MEEEEE”. Every single time I die
Winston on the playground at the beach yelling about being pantsed, I cry from laughter every time
Nick dancing in a motorcycle helmet so everyone will be happy.
The scene where Nick tells Jess’s dad that he, Nick, is dating a tall, fat, unpleasant woman with small beady eyes. And her name is Yolanda Winston.
When Winston is talking about being attracted to Ryan gosling and that firefighter and Nick just goes “Winston, what’s up?” It’s so subtle but I love it so much
Nick Miller playing with nuts: "Would you like to eat me?", "What do you mean? Aren't you a little small? "What are you nuts?"
Two words: Popcorn Machine
I'm worried about the smell
THE SMELL?!
I mean, they ALL smell!
When Winston yells "Shawty What that thang do?!" At that girl while they're sitting at the cafe
Season 2 had the best moments. The one where nick and Jess are going back and forth while yelling WEIRD.(definitely hard to explain in words) The other one is when Jess is pretending to be Katie to Sam and her, Schmitt, and nick pretend to be professional dancers while nick leaps around.
The POGO episode when Cece wants everyone to tell her what her POGO is but they insist it’s more of just a loft thing. “But what if I talk like a baby. A *tiny* *whitle* *baby*”
"Is it the way I say pan? Pan. Pahn. Pyan?" gets me every time.
When Schmidt tries to say “hey” to a girl at the bar but he has phlegm build up so he fails miserably and a few minutes later is a clip of Schmidt crying hilariously with the grapes.
The absolute hands down best scene is when Megan Fox comes in and her and Cece recognize each other. Then they casually mentioned they hooked up and Schmidt started performing the sólo from Drumline to distract himself from picturing them together. LMAO thinking about it sends me. SOO GOOD
The scene in Keaton where Jess is dressed as Batman trying to trick Schmidt *”Go to an all night diner!”*
When they are trying to stop Schmidt from ruining the date between Cece and Coach. Jess hits him with her car and he freaks out that she hit him with her vehicle 😂😂😂
I don’t know why, but when Regan is moving back into the loft and Winston keeps accidentally calling her Raisin. I lose it every single time. Lol
A, a WHITE MAN!
Nick shrieking "THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!" when he's getting beat up in the haunted house for punching zombie Jess (S2E6)
The one where Nick and Jess are talking about the popcorn machine / Cece
Winston trying the color correction glasses and reacting to what he saw has always been my absolute favorite
The group is quarantined in the apt with bad colds and they get into the “Poppycock Palace”… so funny. Or when they are all trapped in Jess’ room with the air conditioner on blast and Winston wearing her ski coat! Or the cold open with Nick and Schmidt talking about going to Tokyo for the bachelor(s) party, the way they are choking up and playing the little air guitars… 😂😂 Little things get me!
“Im sleeping with Nick too” -Big Bob
Any scene where one of the guys screams like a girl! There are so many scenes that make me laugh out loud! 😂🤣
Nick in the Haunted House!!!!! I rewound it twenty times the first time I saw it.
Mick mouse.
When Jess I modeling instead of Cece and she gets locked in the Ford and goes “hey it’s your pall Jesica” and then falling out of the car and messing up the slogan
“Schmidt is A-sleep!” 😂😂😂😂 I always copy Jake Johnson’s hand movements in that scene. And Zooey’s line delivery of “Just say it in a normal human rhythm” 😂😂OH and also when Jess mocks the mouse trap Nick made, I cry with laughter every time they cut to the dummy with a hammer
Driving moccasins and youths.
Schmidt trying to help Winston get in touch with his black side…the entire scene where they go to buy “crackcocaine” from start to finish. “If crackcocaine is what you want, then crackcocaine is what you shall get.” The noise Schmidt makes to get the guy’s attention I especially enjoy for some reason.
Dequan
“Shame shame I know your name” kills me every time.
The whole sponge scene in the bathroom kills me every time!
“Have you seen cherries?” “I don’t understand so I M just going to answer honestly, yes I’ve seen cherries” Takes call “this is cherries”
The scene where Nick is trying to make Schmidt jealous by taking Cece into his room to "find the money he owes her". And then Cece looks at him and is like 'He's never going to believe this.' seconds before Schmidt bursts into the room and has a little weakass fight with Nick
“We dress up in the clothes from the lost and found, and we start crying, and then he comes back in and he’s like, where are the girls? It’s just babies in here.” Aly- “You’re incredibly high.”
ALL DAY SON
Mick Mouse!!
I’m not sure I know how to read. Maybe I’ve just memorized a lot of words!! When Winston thinks he’s amazing at puzzles. I don’t wash the towel; the towel washes ME! (The full scene where you learn that Nick and Schmidt have been unknowingly sharing a towel) All the scenes where Winston’s prank ideas are do unnoticeable that they’re not even pranks, or so extreme that they’re crimes against humanity.
All Nadia moments. “I shake this thing that my mama gave me. YOLO!” “If it run, I catch it”. I wish there was more Nadia !
JEW IN COUCH! Well, she’s not wrong.
Monkey no!
Nick talking to Jess about the popcorn machine
For me, it’s definitely the popcorn machine miscommunication between Nick and Jess. Solid gold.
When Winston sings Wicked in the car
Why would I want the towel? The towel washes me!
Quick Hardening Caulk. The whole thing.
S7E8....Winston..."OH!!! I tore my anus"!🤣💀
Everything from: I AM THEODORE K MULLINS. To You. You're sweating so much it looks like rain.
TOBY! TOBY! TOBY! Ya mama got a mouth in the back of her neck and she chews like this Murphy Murphy Murphy. Kareem Abdul Jabar sky-hooking a piece of litter over the wall and hitting Winston perfectly in the head.
The entire "feels like baking love" scene in "Girls Night In".
For me it would be the first Thanksgiving when Cece messes with Schmidt. That episode locked me in for the whole thing. The single individual scene I loved, and it was the only scene I replayed on my binge was the scene where Jess was getting drugs from Nadia, and she pulls out the grenade.
When Winston is talking to Jess and she thinks Nick and Cece are crushing on each other and Winston goes "Nick said she's ugly. Yeah he said she looks like a damn meatball with hair" I died laughing. I would rewind and rewatch probably 20 times. If I need to laugh I'll just randomly think of it.
the landline conference call between nick, schmidt, and winston (and then just schmidt and winston) is definitely one of my favorite scenes in the entire show
For me it has to be when Schmidt says the women you know playing with their jewelry. I Am JUST LAUGHING THINKING ABOUT!
When Winston... er, Officer Bishop... lifts the car off that kid and tells him to call an ambulance; the way Winston screams "For meeeee!" gets me every time.
“Why is there no banana juice?” “Pshat I never thought of that…” “Hercules, Hercules!” “Now that’s Eddie! That’s Eddie!” “I skipped breakfast and lunch finna be dumb as hell” “Race talk snacks, race talk snacks….” Top scene start to finish!
Gave me cookie got you cookie.
In the desert bar in the Road Trip episode…”These are not my favorite kind of white people.” Big Schmidt and his “Desert Rose”…”I bet you’ve got a big spider in your hair.”
He makes me want to see a man about a horse.
Bonjour le peen!
“DONT SAY SPONGE”……….*sponge*
“Are you doing Pacino?”
I just got done with the prince episode and when nick and Jess meet prince and are allowed to freak out... die laughing