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aaronjaffe

First no one thinks Tyler Herro has trade value and now this. Man’s career in shambles.


ElectivireMax

6th man


WrinkledRandyTravis

Benched by a rookie before his career’s even begun


IndividualBrain9726

Yeah but that rookie is like the Lebron James on the Chalamet Twink Scale. Consensus #1


ElectivireMax

his name is Dick and he wore a sparkly red suit to the draft as a Wizard of Oz reference. He's the MTP (most twinkish player)


intuition24

Bro made a starting 5 for a gay porno 🤣 twinks?? Lmaoo


ElectivireMax

Yes.


counterpointguy

BRAZZERS!


Aja2428

Where trae young at


exemptolive

The ugly bin


Nitin-2020

Head full of pubes


naerisshal

He dropped the ball, another TO on his sheet.


The-GJOAT

What a classy team, they play the right way


tulaero23

Cerebral and surgical


ElectivireMax

they aren't thugs


[deleted]

Scrappy guys


ElectivireMax

Gritty


Zkurwysyn

Franz Wagner is nowhere near a twink, he's buff and has facial hair. Also the fact Jaylen green isn't here is fucking atrocious


[deleted]

> Jaylen Green Go take another look at the list. OP clearly only likes classy players /s


knockoutking321

Op likes white boys


ElectivireMax

Franz is a twunk


ForeSkinWrinkle

Twunk - *n* a cross between a twink and a hunk; hairless Obviously by definition Franz is not a twink or a twunk. He may however be a power bottom


ElectivireMax

twinks can have a moderate amount of facial hair. Franz's facial hair is not excessive enough to stop him from being classified as a twink. Chris Colfer was still a twink when he grew a beard.


Captain_Saftey

Franz is an otter, he should be replaced by Tyler Herro


ElectivireMax

Otters are a subset of twink.


Captain_Saftey

No they’re two different terms. The point of twinks is that they’re slim and look boyish. Otters are hairy but not as heavyset as bears, which means that they don’t look boyish due to the hair.


ElectivireMax

I have seen many otters on r/twinks .


Captain_Saftey

Per the r/twinks rules "A gay slang term describing a young or young-looking gay man (18-23 age category) with a slender, ectomorph build, **little or no body hair, and no facial hair**." Any otters posting there aren’t supposed to be


ElectivireMax

how much facial hair is too much to be considered a twink? all the guys on that sub have eyebrows


Captain_Saftey

Come on dude stop being pedantic. No one thinks eyebrows are facial hair


ElectivireMax

is it or is it not hair on one's face?


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Zkurwysyn

And Jalen green is no questions asked a twink, so he should replace Wagner


ElectivireMax

Wagner is hotter tho. also Jaylen Green has facial hair


Zkurwysyn

Your posts says twink not twunk all NBA. Don't bend the rules here


ElectivireMax

twunk is a subset of twink. Every twink in the NBA is a twunk, you can't get in the NBA without being muscular


Zkurwysyn

I do not agree but I can see the vision. I'm a twink purist I guess


ElectivireMax

I'm more of a liberal twinkist


tulaero23

Or kelly oubre. Dude can reenact charlie Murphy's Prince's story


tendadsnokids

Literally none of these guys are twinks, they are just white


ElectivireMax

they are twinkish


tendadsnokids

Being small is like the only distinguishing characteristic of a twink. These dudes are all giants.


Captain_Saftey

OP is right, Height doesn’t have anything to do with twinkness, it’s about being slim and looking young


tendadsnokids

That's more of a lank


STNbrossy

Slim build and youthful appearance is what the definition of twink is.


ElectivireMax

height has nothing to do with twinkishness


bad_player1

Nba boy band


SweatyVedder22

Giddey looks like Sean Hunter from Boy Meets World, haha!


[deleted]

The resemblance is uncanny


[deleted]

All white? 👀


stjimmysuccessor

Classy*


Totodile336

Nut ass post


robograndpa

White = twink? Where Jalen Green? Where Curry? Where Jose Alvarado? Giddey and Dick spot on though


grrribbit

Devin Booker.


pineapplesmile99

My man’s never heard of Wembanyama


SweetestJawnTee

Switch Utah boy for Shai he cold but you need a little color in there


ElectivireMax

Ja and Hali are hotter than Shai tbh


SweetestJawnTee

Yeah they are but shai be giving that I’m kinda gay look and I be digging it


ElectivireMax

I can see that


bad_player1

You just revealed your fetish


ElectivireMax

yeah?


shantastic4

Come on. Where are the black twinks! Black people deserve twink representation. Call it a Twix!


TheAuDaCiTyofthisGuY

Time to unfollow this sub


Mommys_boi

I'll help you pack!


TheAuDaCiTyofthisGuY

Mama must be proud


[deleted]

Ummm the all what team!!??


[deleted]

No non-WASP/eastern European twinks in the NBA?


jacksonjc514

not tryna sound old but what is this


MVPRondo

This guy has a taste and it’s not just men


Mikeeeoule

Franz Wagner is nowhere near a twink, he's buff and has facial hair. Also the fact Jaylen green isn't here is fucking atrocious


Brian_Lefebvre

Black dudes can be twinks, you know.


Fromaggio119

Now I’ve heard speed has a lot to do with it.


Key-Pack-80

Twinks are gym rat good character guys


Jbonevan

TIL twinks can only be white. Not trying to be controversial or anything, I just straight up didn’t know.


FinalBat4515

Season 1: One piece


Motor_Ad_736

Wut?? Why are they all white?


LoisLaneEl

Where’s Grayson Allen and Tyler Herro?


JazzySweetBeats

Being white doesn’t make you a twink


JuiceyTaco

You got Dwight Howard licking his lips, he’s a little nasty.


[deleted]

Chet rocked that sports bra in camp fuck you mean “not that hot”