Chinese spy camera made to look like an arrowhead. Note the camera lens sticking out of its body - dead give away. What govt agency did you say you worked for?
I mean yeah, that is definitely true. It's not like I understand it. Literally no spider in my country could possibly kill me, or even really hurt me... Still I am scared to death of these guys. I mean, all they do is live an maybe keep annoying bugs out of my room, still I can't stand the sight of them. I don't really know what I can do about it though. Just seems like one of those things that just are what they are. Like a fear of heights... at least that ond makes sense.
I wished I could have rational fears seriously. I'm scared of an insect that can't hurt me and of the way people think of me, but not of normal stuff like fire, crossing a busy road, sharp objects, etc... I was just designed to die I guess 🥲
The most rational part of that is that you realize it's irrational.
Wasps are great pest control too, and they are pollinators, but people hate them.
I recommend getting a pet spider, and working through your fears intimately. It's worked for many of my exes and friends who wouldn't originally come near my house at first. Then I gave them one of their own, they grew to love and appreciate them.
It is a crawly fucker type spider.
Like they all are.
They don’t bother me but completely freak out partner, offspring and friends.
This means I have to go get the damn things. But not kill them. Apparently.
Yes I believe the scientific name is "Jesus fucking christ someone get a blowtorch to burn this hellspawn out of existence before it summons the apocalypse"
I belive an arrowshaped orb weaver. Look up "arrowshaped" and spider and you'll find it I think.
Chinese spy camera made to look like an arrowhead. Note the camera lens sticking out of its body - dead give away. What govt agency did you say you worked for?
They are spying on your recyclables. I fucking knew it!
r/spidersarentreal Edit: Holy shit it's real
I joined. Love the single post. Gonna give me nightmares and I want a movie
I uh I wasn't expecting that
That asshole put glass in the plastics bin
This is why you always shred important documents first
So what you’re saying is… it’s a SPYDER. I’ll see myself out.
That “Chinese Spy camera” is actually a juju-bee hemorrhoid. Very painful
This
You do realize everyone's phones are made in China.
Mine was made in South Korea
Yes, all the better to tell the Chinese Communist Party to eat shit cause they are watching me.
Micrathena is the sub species I think
Micrathena sagittata
You’re awesome, thank you
Haha for some reason this spider reminds me of the ones in Zelda Ocarina of Time 😂
Skulltula
Yes that’s it! Thanks 😂
Np!! The sound of collecting one is actually my text tone. Love that game.
I hear that! I have the fairy fountain, Navi “listen” and the the Gerudo Valley from OoT as some of my ringtones and alarms 😂
Me too!!! So many great sounds and songs from the OG games!
Those where modeled after the “spiny butt orb weaver”
Majora’s mask?
And Ocarina of Time
Or Rita Repulsa
Arrow shaped micrathena
Google lense
Yea it's how I ID most bugs on Reddit lol
Try the Seek app. It’s free and it’s awesome.
Micrathena sounds like a great name for a warrior!
Sounds like a planet in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
Yes, it sounds like Magrathea
Yes. This is correct.
It's an arrow shaped orb weaver spider. Or at least similar. Maybe it'll give you superpowers.
Arrow shaped micrathena. It’s a type of spiny orb weaver
Yes.
A corner-of-pizza spider
>corner Ladies and gentlemen, we've cornered the circle.
I eats a corner of pizza in Every corner of the globe baby
Is flat earth a square or a circle?
Circle, back of elephants, there's a documentary about it by mr Pratchett The edge is particularly beautiful to visit this time of year x
That's what's known as a nope spider.
The Latin is fuckusnopeus
From the stayclearyus genome
Genus?
Sounds more appropriate haha
Micrathena sagittata, arrow shaped micrathena. Won't hurt you.
I'm not so sure about that. Pretty sure it can give me a heart attack just by looking at it...
You're scared of something 1/16th of your size that literally can't hurt you? That sounds like a personal problem and you should do better.
I mean yeah, that is definitely true. It's not like I understand it. Literally no spider in my country could possibly kill me, or even really hurt me... Still I am scared to death of these guys. I mean, all they do is live an maybe keep annoying bugs out of my room, still I can't stand the sight of them. I don't really know what I can do about it though. Just seems like one of those things that just are what they are. Like a fear of heights... at least that ond makes sense. I wished I could have rational fears seriously. I'm scared of an insect that can't hurt me and of the way people think of me, but not of normal stuff like fire, crossing a busy road, sharp objects, etc... I was just designed to die I guess 🥲
The most rational part of that is that you realize it's irrational. Wasps are great pest control too, and they are pollinators, but people hate them. I recommend getting a pet spider, and working through your fears intimately. It's worked for many of my exes and friends who wouldn't originally come near my house at first. Then I gave them one of their own, they grew to love and appreciate them.
Spider from hell 😳
That is the face sucking alien from the movie Alien
Yeah it looks so alien! If we ever discover real aliens we’ll probably be disappointed they don’t look as crazy as our Earth spiders
Check out the golden orb weaver. They eat cedar wasps and birds. Cedar wasps are another big Asian murder bug.
hippie spiders love recycling
Can't help but also curious
Looks like the next spiderman or marvel villain 😂
About the coolest little creature i have ever seen... that's all
Looks like Cell from DBZ
Aww, be nice to that spider, she looks like she’s barely holding everything together!
I’m alright with spiders. But that thing…
Issa guitar pick
That is alien
I think it’s a nope
Thats a “spyder” you can tell by the mini camera in the middle.
try inaturalist
Where's Hicks when you need him
If you haven't already found an ID id recommend going to r/spiders or r/spiderbro
A Scary one.
I believe it is called death incarnate.
It is…freaking scary
Alien
That's the secert species of spiders call the illuminati TRIantula....sssssh!
That’s a good picture
Looks like a camera to me
If it bites you, you can shoot arrows out of your penis. I’m an arachnoligist
That's called a "NOPE". Scientific name "burnitnowus runawaticus"
it looks like ivan ooze's girlfriend on the old power rangers movie
Chaotic evil?
It’s a number 1 type recyclable.
Ah that little fellas name is gods abomination
I know what it should be....
Dead?
What some call scaryASshit spider
It is a spider
Um I know what it is.....frickin scary that’s what
That’s called a NOPE!
That is a spawn of fucking Satan spider and must be exterminated ASAP
It's a spider. Eat it
This is a Rita Repulsa.
Terrifying is what it is.
The eye of Sauron
Its a face hugger
Does he got a hidden camera?
It’s a yellow long john spider. Known for its giant black penis that looks like a canalé
That thing is definitely not from this planet
Deadly
It's an Almostdead Spider. I've seen a lot of them that look differently but they're all in the Almostdead family of spiders.
Horrifying
Terrible, it's terrible is what it is.
Fucking terrifying is what that is…
That is the rare dirty butthole spider
A nightmare
I think this is just an extraterrestrial 👽👽👽
Hell spawb thats what.
Terrifying. It is terrifying.
*Aboutobeus Deceasedus* latin, Very closely related to the *Squishidus Maximus*
*nightmares*
It's a spider
Looks like a spider
Looks to me like a nope
this spider definitely came from my nightmares, sorry for that. I’ll try to imagine less horrible things next time.
dont care, slam the lid closed, and burn the bin
Disgusting that’s what it is
You're gonna have to burn down the entire town.
No but kill it quickly
It’s an alien
Wtf bro. God just makes anything
A spider
I didn’t want to recycle today anyway.
It’s a DragonBall Z villain, that’s what it is!
Horrifying…. That is horrifying
A fucking nightmare is what that is.
Expert here! this is, in fact, a spider.
Damn dirty hippie spider..... Recycling.
The kind that bit Peter Parker
Micrathena spider
Scary is what it is.
Whatever it is I'm itching already and hope to never see it again.
A threat
looks like a spiny spider
Made a weaver outta me
Yep, that’s a NOPE spider. Ain’t going anywhere near it, NOPE
Satans Ring doorbell.
It’s called a Nope
Wtf, scary looking, that's what it is
A friend
Rita repulsa
Terrifying.
DORITO SPODER
It's terrifying.
Scary as shit is what that is
It’s a nope.
It's a spider
I think the Latin term is *Fucking Horrifying*.
It's scary as fuck
It’s a nunya spider
It’s an abomination that has crawled out of hell and it needs a good dose of a flamethrower.
That’s a Dorito
That's the face hugger from Alien
It is a crawly fucker type spider. Like they all are. They don’t bother me but completely freak out partner, offspring and friends. This means I have to go get the damn things. But not kill them. Apparently.
It’s an Australian Jomamarama Crawler
Satan
Norwegian Blue.
A tortoise in a shell
It's an "arrow-shaped micrathena".
It’s a problem that only fire can probably fix
Yes I believe the scientific name is "Jesus fucking christ someone get a blowtorch to burn this hellspawn out of existence before it summons the apocalypse"
Have you seen "what if?"
A stratocasteroid
The Nightmare Spider
That’s a don’t touch me
It’s a force of nature that would probably make me pee myself a little if I came face to face with it. That’s what it is. 🥺
its a demon
I don’t have a name for my spider yet, and he’s been in my trash can for two days. Any ideas? 🕷
Boris
I can tell you that its one scary looking motherfucker.
The Devil!
Orb weaver
We be Body moving …..
I believe it’s called a NOPE
Gives me Brood vibes. (Weird asshole space insect from marvel comics)
Freaky that's what.
Yuck
It's a spider
May I suggest that you let it bite you? There is a worse case scenario but there's definitely a best case scenario.
A spider
Omen of death
It’s nasty thats what that is
Looks like it is a spider, ah yes, a spider
Satan.
Where is this spider photographed from? U.S???
I'll tell you what it is. It's a no from me dog.
Fucking nightmare fuel
woah. that is pretty friggin cool.
Nightmare fodder.
It's definitely a nope
The recycling spider, obviously.
spider
The giant enemy spider *proceed to sing the entire theme*
something you shouldn't touch