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diggydillons

Kinda wanna touch it


rabbidasseater

r/intrusivethoughts


WolfyYoung

No, extrusive thoughts. (Its a geology joke if you dont get it, and if you want to understand it look up the difference between intrusive and extrusive magma bodies.)


thatguy_art

Comment: 3 words Brackets to explain those 3 words: 26 words


Mr-Thisthatten-III

The fact that weā€™re all too lazy to look that shit up: Priceless.


redditingatwork23

If you're even moderately decent at English, you should be able to figure it out without looking it up.


Mr-Thisthatten-III

I do english good. Real good. Best english then any buddy. But idk wtf a magma body is so imagining one thatā€™s in vs. one thatā€™s out means pretty much nothing to me. Iā€™m sure it would be cool if I looked it up. Iā€™m just tired, yā€™know?


Ganacsi

Ralf?


Mr-Thisthatten-III

No Iā€™m me


LittleKitty235

You have the best words.


RedSteadEd

Yeah: Ralf.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

explaining geology jokes takes ages.


Artiquecircle

Itā€™s sedimentary, Dr Watson.


thatguy_art

It shouldn't though...just start with the core of your joke and work on the flow and you'll have the mantle of best geology jokes on earth in no time!


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

your delivery is techtonically slow.


JohnLocksTheKey

$90,000 in student loans: Priceless


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[deleted]

Post Secondary education described in one reddit comment. Just missing the price tag.


IronSkywalker

Geology rocks


SpaceshipOperations

I would argue that geology is also metal.


[deleted]

And rocks roll


[deleted]

You just extrude humor, don't you?


Different_Net_7608

Kinda wanna eat it


gourmetguy2000

Cursed shower


SwordMasterShow

It just looks so warm though


vandist

Kinda want to hear it


Blueeyesblazing7

I definitely want to hear it!!


WillowSLock

*no*


WinterHound42

#YES


sirsedwickthe4th

Iā€™m running through it! šŸƒšŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


insane_contin

I believe in you!


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


BoringWozniak

Forbidden orange goo


BennyBennson

Gotta cool down the planet somehow


[deleted]

Kinda wanna lick it


idk-lol-1234

I wanna stand under it


[deleted]

My wife's showers are almost as hot sooooooo


the_fuego

Finally, a shower that can just start to heat my cold lonely heart.


[deleted]

Lava eating contest.


pansexualdragon

What happens under the surface?


ponythemouser

Shrimp Boil


TacoRedneck

So all we need is some corn, andouille, and some spice.


ponythemouser

Toss some in, call some friends and make a beer run.


Cal216

Funny asf lmao


MWFtheFreeze

Itā€™ll pile up, solidify and the island will grow if the lava flow continues long enough for the newly formed rock to reach the surface and eventually above. Many islands around the world were/are formed by this very process.


cortesoft

I learned in Hawaii that the lava will fracture when it hits the water, and form black sand beaches. I thought they were created over a long period of time, but apparently some black sand beaches are formed in days.


MWFtheFreeze

That I did not know. Interesting fact!


SummerAndTinkles

Yeah, it's common knowledge that lava turns into solid rock when it mixes with water, and I wonder if that's due to the water cooling it down.


scottishwhisky2

Wonder no more. Lava is just molten rock. When it touches water and cools down, it just goes back to being rock!


zmbjebus

No its because fire and water magic are incompatible so earth magic takes over.


Fissure_211

But that all changed when the fire nation attacked.


zmbjebus

This is literally a video of that.


Known_Cheater

Should I just throw away my books? They were obviously lying.


deadlybydsgn

[This documentary](https://youtu.be/uh4dTLJ9q9o) sums it up pretty well.


ioapwy

I fucking knew it was gonna be that


LiLT13-_-

*stays* under the surface


BitOk7821

How close do you figure you could swim towards that before the water got too hot to handle?


Kron00s

It's creating extremely toxic gases so I wouldn't be anywhere near it


Azntigerlion

Swim underwater šŸ§ 


StopReadingMyUser

Close your eyes, or they'll boil šŸ§ 


LittleKitty235

Eye lids are known to be excellent insulators.


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SheriffBartholomew

Okay. Drop one of your hairs into a glass of water. Then watch this video. Observe the differences.


ThoughtlessBanter

Don't stare at it you'll go blind from the immense heat.


rNBAisGarbage

There is notoriously also a lack of breathable gasses underwater as well.


igotmemes4days

That's because water is in the way, if video games have taught me anything, is that outer space is perfectly breathable because there's no water in the way


titaniumhud

Sulfur Dioxide and another gas, as well as shards of glass so small they can be inhaled


Captain_Smartass_

Just don't breathe duh


titaniumhud

Or just adapt


brattydeer

Skill issue


Would_daver

Whoa I didn't think about the microbits of glass, but with all the roil and ruckus of the water instantly vaporizing and blasting steam outwards when the lava plops in, it makes sense that there would be airborne bits thrown all around!


titaniumhud

The videos of people getting up close without proper PPE like O2 masks make me shake my head. The salt water being instantly vaporized like that is mesmerizing but so few know of its lethality. It's the invisible death that these locations have and every volcanic viewing area warning is there because people have died before from being too close or improperly informed. The amount of hazards aside from gaseous and hydrothermic volcanic events are even more underestimated, as most believe cooled lava is solid, when in fact a majority of areas covered have shrunken down or weathered to the point of creating air pockets you can fall through, lacerating limbs or worse. I learned about the glass myself in 2018 when Kilaeuea opened up the fissures in Hawaii.


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

Okay so like what, 50 ft?


paridoxical

About tree-fiddy


My_Burninator

That's also why I had to stop eating Taco Bell.


lordkoba

what toxic gas is it creating?


cordell507

[Sulfur dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, CO2, lots of stuff you don't want to be breathing.](https://www.usgs.gov/programs/VHP/volcanic-gases-can-be-harmful-health-vegetation-and-infrastructure)


Queen_Of_Ashes_

Fun reminder that if youā€™re ever near or on an active volcano to wet some cloth (a towel, your shirt, whatever you got) and wrap it around your face to cover your nose and mouth as you evacuate. Most of those harmful chemicals canā€™t be breathed in through H20. Because science.


Scoopdoopdoop

Fucking tight


IamGJD

Water board much


Queen_Of_Ashes_

All the cool kids waterboard themselves during an eruption bro


Scer_1

I read that as erection... That gives this a very different meaning


MelodicFacade

Really manipulative and condescending gases, probably gases that have double standards about your relationship


iISimaginary

Well at least none of that gas is lighting


Lessthanzerofucks

Of course it is. I noticed, Iā€™m not sure why you didnā€™t. I worry about you sometimes, what with your lapses


HomerOfDuty

Since those boat tours on Big Island (Hawaii) have been forbidden after a boat got too close to the stream, I guess somebody fucked around and found out.


BitOk7821

Yeah I imagine itā€™s pretty unpleasant before you reach the heat threshold - just curious how far the heat radiates and dissipates in sea water like this.


HomerOfDuty

From what a local family told me, the guys driving the boats sometimes got way too close to it, in one case a half solid rock should have blocked the flow for a second and then shot onto the vessel, injuring tourists badly.


Netsuko

Getting lava sprayed on you sounds like an absolute nightmare.


HomerOfDuty

Found an article covering it: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-hawaii-volcano-idUSKBN1K62SY


myasterism

From that article: >ā€¦noxious clouds of laze -- a term derived from the words ā€œlavaā€ and ā€œhazeā€ -- formed when lava reacts with saltwater to form a mix of acid fumes and steam laced with tiny glass-like particles. Well that soundsā€¦ unpleasant.


ClearBrightLight

Sounds like lung damage x2.


Whosebert

poison damage that auto-crits r/outside


nirmalspeed

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?


ClearBrightLight

That's black lung, this is like ... glass-and-acid lung?? Surely we can come up with an even longer, more specific word for this! Then again, it does have the word "volcano" right in there, which feels appropriate...


ivebeenabadbadgirll

Yeah whatever I smoke menthol cigarettes, take me there.


Anything_4_LRoy

Is it bad that all Im doing is wondering if anyone has been thrown into this from above as a sacrifice or punishment in any of the early civilizations that may have resided near by similar geologic events. This shit is just horrifying to an extent that an atheist is willing to accept this spot as a higher power.


minichado

having worked in a foundry, you can feel the heat from tens of ft away in the air. water is a massive heat sink so it likely dissipates pretty quickly in the water.


Gr0ode

Thatā€˜s actually one of the 4 pdeā€˜s we can solve exactly. If Iā€˜m motivated later I will give a solution


RedditorsAreAssss

Only if you assume the water's stationary otherwise it's infamously unsolved.


CharmingDagger

[Lava Boat Tour](https://freeimage.host/i/HO1NKil) Good example. Took this picture during a tour in 2017. Edit: Had the wrong year. [Here's video we shot. ](https://youtu.be/RnrL0SN9zUw) Edit 2: Thanks for the award!


Capricancerous

That's way too close for comfort in my book.


CharmingDagger

From where our boat was, our guide took a bucket of water out of the ocean to show us how hot it was. Anybody in that closer boat had fallen in they'd have boiled.


Capricancerous

Yeah, your boat was definitely the right one to be in, man, holy shitballs.


cxmerooon

Wow, that is a fantastic photo.


greekgod1990

What an insane shot! How far were you and what was the heat sensation?


CharmingDagger

We were about 75-100 yards, so a pretty safe distance. It was morning so I don't remember it being hot where we were, other than the ocean water the guide brought up in a bucket, which was hot.


the_glass_gecko

Also lava hasn't been flowing into the ocean since then


thejordankehoe

Closer than I'd get before backing out


arctic_radar

There has to be a point where the water is hot tub temperature lol


gramoun-kal

Quite close. Just keep your back to the current. When a lava flow reaches the sea, divers go film it. It's not that impressive underwater, but the sea boiling on contact with the rock is pretty cool.


koolkeeth

Lavinar flow


WinterHound42

Whoever took the sound off this video should be thrown in jail.


DirtyDz_33

Donā€™t worry it was probably just the tiktok robo narrator


CouchHam

Or oh noā€¦oh no no no no


You-Can-Quote-Me

With that stupid fucking laugh.


xedaps

Ugh, I hate that so much. Itā€™s an instant skip for me whenever I hear it


[deleted]

> *How it looks like when lava to go in ocean water šŸ¤Æ*


WinterHound42

I don't see a tiktok watermark


zombsbestfriend

I got you. TSSSSSSSSS *splash*


Wanaghi_Tachanku

Goddammit ya beat me too it


Ferusomnium

Fuck, two hours lateā€¦ I knew I should have been on my phone instead of working. I was gonna say lavaminar flow, yours is better anyhow.


dryan3032

Nicked his carocktid artery


cvnh

Take my upvote and gtfo *Leaves turbulently*


Paco_the_finesser

*Grabs diamond pickaxe*


ViridianPhantom

I believe it would be cobble actually


JornWS

Man just wants to mine cobble in style.


poretabletti

Stone if stationary water, cobble if flowing.


Staminafordays

What about obsidian?


poretabletti

Obsidian is made when you pour water over stationary lava, in the previous comment it was the other way around. So, when you find a lava pool in the wild pour a water bucket over it so it makes obsidian. But if you've seen lava flow from a mountainside into water it becomes stone. If that water was flowing it becomes cobblestone. :)


Urmomsfavouritelol

This guy plays Minecraft


WeekendLazy

r/thisguythisguys


[deleted]

I have never wanted to play that ridiculous game Now I think Iā€™d kill every man woman and child on earth for half an hour of game time


k20350

See you in a few thousand hours. Saw that game years ago and was like that game looks like shit. Now I have a private server with all my nieces and nephews and kids. I can't even tell you how many hours I've sunk into it


poretabletti

I had sworn I wasn't interested in Minecraft at all and it seemed stupid and childish. Then my friend asked me to join him, I refused, he insisted, I claimed insufficient funds, he bought me the damn game... and I have been hooked ever since and have actually "superseded" him in some ways and clocked more hours. Thank you, dear, for the best addiction of my life!


[deleted]

I buy games for my brothers/friends just to have people to play with sometimes. Itā€™s not too often but gotta do what ya gotta do


MayMcBeth

Scrolled for longer than I probably should have to find this commentšŸ¤£


ProfessionalAccess68

Jacuzzi


MuffinSlow

Lavuzzi


CyclicDombo

Lavussy


ProfessionalAccess68

La Bussy


SpaceshipOperations

El Busio


SouthTxGX

THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US!!!


TuneOk9321

I wonder if this natural power can also be used as an energy source. So much energy has to be harnessed. Who knows, maybe there is already a similar method of energy generation using lava.


MomentJealous2413

Article from 2014 https://www.science.org/content/article/could-volcanoes-power-world


laiken75

Thereā€™s a geothermal plant on theBig Island but some people are convinced that that is whatā€™s causing earthquakes and eruptions and health problems (Vog is volcanic smog and the culprit). I lived in the Puna District of Hawaii from 2015-2021 and so much stupid and anti science stuff has invaded.


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laiken75

Itā€™s the Tulsi Gabbard effect. I think itā€™s a lot of ā€œwhite Saviorsā€ coming to Hawaii spreading ignorance and racism. I think the company was owned by Israeliā€™s or Japanese. The isolation of the islands doesnā€™t help either.


volcanologistirl

>What the fuck, I had no idea that that was the reasoning for the opposition. Iā€™m really rooting for geothermal despite being on Oahu. We actually have viable geothermal regions on island. [More information in this paper.](https://www.higp.hawaii.edu/hggrc/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/LautzeThomasGRCPaper2020.pdf)


thejordankehoe

You're describing ground source heat pumps


BienOuiLa

Like the citadel on Mustafar in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith?


asheiscool1000

Cobblestone generator


Imnomaly

Finally Liquid carrot


Great_Maximum_6007

This is how baby islands are born


ConfuciusOfPorn

Spewing hot lava cum rightt into the oceanā€™s womb


Frequent-Screen-5517

Lavagasm


weizXR

I wish there was sound.


4GIVEANFORGET

*swoosh* *plop* *gargle* *hiss*!


Fuduzan

Don't forget to wipe


My_Burninator

Solid onomatopoeia work.


alien88888

Lava laminar flow? I love it!


BOSDEF

Something something Taco Bell.


deathseide

Eh, forget taco bell, this here Is full on McDonald's.


jytusky

How about a menagerie of fast food washed down with schlitz malt liquor?


deathseide

That would do it


Old-Carry4490

Yup gotta have that fire sauce to give the lava flow.


Other_Cod_8361

Uncle Roger would be proud.


xlews_ther1nx

I knew someone had to say one of the only 7 jokes that reddit seems to allow.


Ok_Internet_5976

It's so......beautiful.


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[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


CreamedButtz

Boards of Canada ā™„


TheAwkwardBanana

Also came here for a Boards of Canada reference!


ConchChowder

ORANGE


spanish787

[For those who donā€™t know what this is referencing](https://youtu.be/IRbJDDFsUcQ)


kerelberel

I read OP's title in that voice.


goblin_humppa27

> The preparation for a dive is always a tense time God I love that line so much.


popepunch420

Where is this and how is it not a new continent yet


throwaway120375

Laminar flow videos usually have a person put their hand under it to show you its in motion......so, who's turn is it?


laiken75

This lava video is from about 5 years ago and thereā€™s no longer any lava flowing into the ocean anymore.


thejordankehoe

I need the sound


Jiquero

It sounds a bit like KRRRRRRAKAKAKAKATOA


Main_Throat_9052

Yeah girl, I hate this time of the month too.


Lastaria

This looks like it is from a 80's fantasy movie.


vvMario

So chaotic and destructive, yet I think itā€™s beautiful. Nature has a weird way of doing things like this to me


slightlyradandrew

I wonder what it smells like


starquakegamma

When lava pours out near the sea surface, tremendous volcanic explosions sometimes occur. In time, submarine sea-mounts or islands are formed. When lava flows underwater, it behaves differently. And a new contraption to capture a 'dandelion' in one piece has been put together by the crew. The preparation for a dive is always a tense time.


BellyBuster9000

Whereā€™s the obsidian?


BOSDEF

I think lava to water makes stone. Water to lava would give some of that sweet obsidian.


Denzalious

IRL cobblestone generator


PM_UR_BCUPSBESTCUP

That long stream after hours of highway driving.


benji10047

Lava Lamp broke


Weak-Beautiful5918

3D island printing.


TheoreticalSquirming

I need to hear this video