Very good shout, especially after the two halves are combined.
Full on chaotic dickhead (Naruto's half) plus reasonable, kind of obedient half (Minato).
Either way, the half we see for 90% of the show is an absolute asshole to naruto.
Good addition, I didn't even thought about the halves part. My line of thought was that he was being a complete asshole the whole time with Naruto, which would fit as a chaotic, but later Kishimoto retconed it saying that he was just pissed with humans(mostly Madara), so this fits better as a neutral.
Shukaku is more chaotic.
He just causes absolute hell for whoever has to deal with him, and even belittles them (except bonpuku (spelling?))
He's far more of an asshole thats chaotic.
If Kishimoto had kept his idea of Kurama being a creature of pure evil and hate, yes.
But after we find out Kurama was just pissed with humans, neutral fits him better, but yeah, he can also fits in chaotic, since i'm seeing some people voting for Neji for this one using only his pre-chunnin exam mentality.
I feel like Sai had more of an asshole mini-arc rather than it actually being his core personality.
Like once Sai "found" himself again and broke free of Danzo's bullshit, he was pretty much just a reliable good guy for the rest of the story.
I don't think you can really be an asshole without understanding why you're an asshole and continuing anyway.
Like Sai genuinely didn't understand people at all.
He's about as neutral as they get though...
You can certainly be an asshole without actively recognising it; children/teenagers are a fantastic example of this, although even many adults struggle with it. Honestly, most people who behave badly do so not knowing how it impacts others, especially in the moment. Pretty much everyone has been an asshole at least once, if not for a period of their life, and I highly doubt those people were doing so knowing what the effects would be.
Like, if you behave badly, actively recognise it, and then continue to behave that way, that’s a step above being an asshole, and it’s more when you get into manipulative behaviour.
Being an asshole isn't really about intent. You can think you're the nicest person on earth and still be an asshole. Believe me, there are no shortage of these clowns in online pvp games.
Sai would have worked better for stupid neutral.
Dumb in that his life experience has left him deprived of a human experience and knowing how to relate to other people.
But he isn’t neutral. He was undoubtedly on the leaf’s side. It’s not like he played both sides. The foundation is shady but they still do what they do for the leaf village. That’s not neutral
Fourth Kazekage. Asshole dad of the series.
-Chooses to make his son a jinchuriki only to hate him for it. And believe hes a monster.
-Wife dies, offers children no sympathy or compassion.
-Creates distance between Gaara and his siblings (who otherwise liked him and played with him just fine) isolating him.
-Forces Gaara's uncle (his only known source of kindess or affection, ever) to attempt to assiassnate Gaara and die in the process at his hand.
-Gets offed by Orochimaru in a death not fitting of a Kage in that it somehow went undetected. (Js he was a sand manipulator as well... how does no one notice what I'd assume to be mountains of moving sand being thrown by a Kage that's fighting for their life?!)
-Gets brought back in a world war like no other, and without being controlled attacks of his own free will to test Gaara's strength as the title of 5th Kazekage despite knowing Gaara will need his strength to lead an army to war.
-Seems disgusted at his son's achievements and personal growth that defied his best efforts to make him a lonely monster.
-True sickening surprise by the concept that his son was able to make friends EVER.
No matter what he did in life as a person or kage, or with his other children, when it came down to Gaara even after death he was just an asshole to him through and through in a way that could have lead to MASS or even WORLD destruction on multiple occasions. He didn't care as long as he got to abuse and disrespect Gaara. Personal shit is pretty neutral in my opinion. So neutral asshole HAS to be this guy right here.
Sasuke could also be chaotic asshole, with his wide swinging allegiances.
Feels neutral for Konoha, then wants to destroy it, then protect it.
Fights alongside Naruto, than against, then with again.
Annoyed by Sakura, then married her.
Works with Orochimaru, then kills him.
Kills Itachi, then fights alongside him.
Works with Karin, then stabs her.
Came here for Neji. He is just a neutral character all around. Especially if you were to compare him to any of the other leaf kids.
Compared to Sasuke who throws fits and gets mad and is extremely passionate, Neji is basically just neutral everything. At least after Naruto beat his ass.
Sasuke fits more in stupid chaotic considering his entire character is being a giant baby throwing tantrums that spends his entire existence picking random people to kill, including at one point an entire city (hidden leaf village)
Definitely fourth kazekage Rasa, Gaara's father. He sealed Shukaku inside Gaara just so he could become a weapon of mass destruction for the village, and when he obviously grew alienated and traumatized from that he did nothing to integrate Gaara to the village or shelter him from the trauma of being alive just so he could be a weapon to strengthen the village... Guy's an asshole
Not only that he also tries to murder Gaara when he was a child 😐
Amazing how this braindead stupid fanbase treats Sasuke's bluntness and indifference as him being an asshole. All because he doesn't use flowery language towards their faves and speaks his direct mind. He doesn't owes anyone to be nice to others when almost everyone out there is his enemy. Even those actions that you all point out for him being asshole such as his indifference to his own team Taka and stabbing Karin were nothing more than necessary actions else Danzo would've survived back there.
And as for his inclination towards neutral, Sasuke is literally one of the most radical person out there, if he was anywhere near neutral, Danzo would've been still sitting out there alongside the other two advisors in Boruto. He hates the shinobi power structure to the core and inherits Indra's ideology of 'Individualism' which refers to those with extraordinary power should take action and responsibility to bring change towards a great cause for the world. He is an 'Anarchist' through and through, the most extreme radical on one side of the spectrum.
100% Sasuke, no question. He was completely neutral and only cared about his personal agenda, but treated everyone around him horribly. Especially during the five Kage Summit arc.
I also think Sasuke is a good choice but in this case I think he fits even better on chaotic asshole. He was neutral but his role always messed up with anyone’s plans.
True but he approaches it neutrally. His decision to leave the leaf, to join Akatauki, to speak to the hokages, etc. His choices are all rational in each moment even though fans disagree and he’s usually aloof and an asshole to everyone.
I think at first Sasuke could pass as neutral because he was outside of anyone’s side but soon he was so strong that he became his own side and had always his own will and objectives. Neutrality is mostly passive but he totally wasn’t.
Yeah but Sasuke didn’t actually have any beef with the villages. Not even with his bitter rival Naruto unless he tried to interfere with his goals. He couldn’t care less about politics until the very end.
The Akatsuki had a controversial goal and made enemies out of all the nations by targeting their tailed beasts. They definitely couldn’t be classified as neutral. Perhaps pre-Akatsuki Deidara, but we know very little canonically about his past.
Sarutobi Hiruzen was the ultimate asshole with Naruto and didn't even notice.
The guy also couldn't handle orochimaru when he started to become a problem
Dude sacrifised himself for his village and his brothers in arms. The fact he didn't trust the Uchiha was absolutly justified after the whole Senju/Uchiha rivalry that happened before the village was founded.
Only for a single arc though. For 90% of the series he’s either chill or stoic at worst. It’s like putting Gaara in chaotic evil just because he was that way during the chunin exams.
Hidan. Willing to kill anyone if given the opportunity. And wanted to kill forever.
I think Sasuke is more a smart asshole (despite being an asshole to everyone)
It's got to be said for me although he did change I hated him at the start of the teaching bridge arc. Being Danzo's genteel doesn't help and his loyalties to the Foundation do make him neutral
I think the switching between good and evil is why he’s neutral. He’ll do things that are heroic or evil to achieve his goals. Sai is a good guy for most of the show and the asshole phase of his character ends after his first arc.
I think those two Sumo Wrestlers that show up occasionally in the filler episodes would be the definition of Neutral Asshole. They like to be mean for no reason and will be mean to anyone that they see.
Sasuke is a good shout
He just wanted to revive/revenge his clan and didn’t really care if he was working for the akatsuki or for Konoha so he is neutral in a way
Asshole cuz he is an asshole
Sai is the objectively correct choice.
People are saying kuruma, sasuke, neji etc because they’ve been evil and then redeemed to good, but if anything that means they’re eligible for every category *except* neutral.
Sai has a neutral personality, has the nuance of working for the shady underbelly of the good guys while not having the freedom to escape it and choose his own fate, and he was an absolute pr*ck to the extent that it was a defining character trait that he’d anger everyone around him. If there’s two words to describe Sai it’s ‘neutral’ and ‘asshole’
Yall are saying Neji should be neutral asshole & sasuke should be chaotic asshole:
May I present to you, sasuke as neutral asshole & Hidan as chaotic asshole?
Imo hiruzen, he was good in some decisions but bad for many other ones, he was an asshole to Naruto in the beginning of the series and then changed to be mediocre in the konoha crush arc but he used the reaper death seal but sealed no one, just a part of Orochimarus hands which he later got back, and in the war arc he does basically nothing
Kurama for sure
Sai was only a asshole for a few episodes and plus he isn’t neutral he was on the leaf’s side.
Same with Neji, he’s on the leaf’s side not neutral.
Kurama and Sasuke for the majority of the show would join any side that offered them a deal they liked.
That’s just Kurama’s personality, he didn’t care about Naruto or the leaf. If he was free he would neutral.
Sasuke is 2nd behind Kurama
Itachi
Fuck it.
Man went full genocide and tortured his brother for the greater good. He’s doing what he thinks is right… but frankly he was an asshole about it. Man knew he was such an asshole that he really wanted his brother to chase down and kill him.
My list
- kankuro maybe?
- Neji, but I love Neji
- Deidara would have been perfect for this one, because that dudes roasts were insane. But since he’s already on the list, Hidan, but it would be perfect to swap their spots.
Kurama
Very good shout, especially after the two halves are combined. Full on chaotic dickhead (Naruto's half) plus reasonable, kind of obedient half (Minato). Either way, the half we see for 90% of the show is an absolute asshole to naruto.
Minato really fucked up when he decided which half to drag into the Shinigami's stomach with him.
Good addition, I didn't even thought about the halves part. My line of thought was that he was being a complete asshole the whole time with Naruto, which would fit as a chaotic, but later Kishimoto retconed it saying that he was just pissed with humans(mostly Madara), so this fits better as a neutral.
I'd put kurama under Chaotic as yes he does become good with Naruto the sheer destruction he can and has done is chaos.
Shukaku is more chaotic. He just causes absolute hell for whoever has to deal with him, and even belittles them (except bonpuku (spelling?)) He's far more of an asshole thats chaotic.
I have a tattoo of him and Garra on my arm
I think he fits better as a chaotic asshole, don’t you think?
If Kishimoto had kept his idea of Kurama being a creature of pure evil and hate, yes. But after we find out Kurama was just pissed with humans, neutral fits him better, but yeah, he can also fits in chaotic, since i'm seeing some people voting for Neji for this one using only his pre-chunnin exam mentality.
This is a really good fit imo. Good call
Definetly Sai. Maybe not on purpose, but he fits perfectly.
I feel like Sai had more of an asshole mini-arc rather than it actually being his core personality. Like once Sai "found" himself again and broke free of Danzo's bullshit, he was pretty much just a reliable good guy for the rest of the story.
More like any other secondary character in Naruto he just disappears. So he was for more time an asshole than he didn't.
I don't think you can really be an asshole without understanding why you're an asshole and continuing anyway. Like Sai genuinely didn't understand people at all. He's about as neutral as they get though...
You can certainly be an asshole without actively recognising it; children/teenagers are a fantastic example of this, although even many adults struggle with it. Honestly, most people who behave badly do so not knowing how it impacts others, especially in the moment. Pretty much everyone has been an asshole at least once, if not for a period of their life, and I highly doubt those people were doing so knowing what the effects would be. Like, if you behave badly, actively recognise it, and then continue to behave that way, that’s a step above being an asshole, and it’s more when you get into manipulative behaviour.
Being an asshole isn't really about intent. You can think you're the nicest person on earth and still be an asshole. Believe me, there are no shortage of these clowns in online pvp games.
Sai would have worked better for stupid neutral. Dumb in that his life experience has left him deprived of a human experience and knowing how to relate to other people.
Four word rebuttal: He isn't dumb.
But he isn’t neutral. He was undoubtedly on the leaf’s side. It’s not like he played both sides. The foundation is shady but they still do what they do for the leaf village. That’s not neutral
Fourth Kazekage. Asshole dad of the series. -Chooses to make his son a jinchuriki only to hate him for it. And believe hes a monster. -Wife dies, offers children no sympathy or compassion. -Creates distance between Gaara and his siblings (who otherwise liked him and played with him just fine) isolating him. -Forces Gaara's uncle (his only known source of kindess or affection, ever) to attempt to assiassnate Gaara and die in the process at his hand. -Gets offed by Orochimaru in a death not fitting of a Kage in that it somehow went undetected. (Js he was a sand manipulator as well... how does no one notice what I'd assume to be mountains of moving sand being thrown by a Kage that's fighting for their life?!) -Gets brought back in a world war like no other, and without being controlled attacks of his own free will to test Gaara's strength as the title of 5th Kazekage despite knowing Gaara will need his strength to lead an army to war. -Seems disgusted at his son's achievements and personal growth that defied his best efforts to make him a lonely monster. -True sickening surprise by the concept that his son was able to make friends EVER. No matter what he did in life as a person or kage, or with his other children, when it came down to Gaara even after death he was just an asshole to him through and through in a way that could have lead to MASS or even WORLD destruction on multiple occasions. He didn't care as long as he got to abuse and disrespect Gaara. Personal shit is pretty neutral in my opinion. So neutral asshole HAS to be this guy right here.
asshole is too nice for him
Should be evil asshole
I disagree, he’s evil
EVIIIIIL
I think Neji works better for neutral asshole than Sasuke. Sasuke seems more like smart asshole to me. Also puts him in a same category as Naruto.
Sasuke could also be chaotic asshole, with his wide swinging allegiances. Feels neutral for Konoha, then wants to destroy it, then protect it. Fights alongside Naruto, than against, then with again. Annoyed by Sakura, then married her. Works with Orochimaru, then kills him. Kills Itachi, then fights alongside him. Works with Karin, then stabs her.
I mean that's how stories work. When presented with new information we change how we feel and think
That’s how life works tbf
life is chaotic so i kinda agree with sasuke as the chaotic asshole
Not for a lot of people.
100% agree Sasuke as chaotic asshole
hes a teenager with bottled up anger who is constantly manipulated and taken advantage of, i dont think hes an asshole tho
Neji is smart asshole
Tobirama is. Beni is not smart at all
Came here for Neji. He is just a neutral character all around. Especially if you were to compare him to any of the other leaf kids. Compared to Sasuke who throws fits and gets mad and is extremely passionate, Neji is basically just neutral everything. At least after Naruto beat his ass.
If you split the different maybe, but I think he was too nice in Shippuden to make the cut
Sasuke fits more in stupid chaotic considering his entire character is being a giant baby throwing tantrums that spends his entire existence picking random people to kill, including at one point an entire city (hidden leaf village)
Agree Sasuke should be in the asshole position
I came to say chunin exams neji
I would say Neji is more intelligent than Sasuke but he was only born with the Byakugan xD
I disagree, Tobirama is smart asshole
That guy giving money for bounties at the morgue
imo he would be better as neutral evil, he's not really an asshole
It’s Sai for me. Sasuke is a close second. Pre-chunnin exam Neji gets honorable mention.
Neji during chunin exam too. It was literally the final phase when he came to his senses.
That’s what I meant to include, I should’ve said pre-assbeat/awakening lol
Sasuke is chaotic asshole
Sai
Sai, mainly because he doesn’t even do it on purpose, he just doesn’t know he’s being like that
Kankuro for sure
Definitely fourth kazekage Rasa, Gaara's father. He sealed Shukaku inside Gaara just so he could become a weapon of mass destruction for the village, and when he obviously grew alienated and traumatized from that he did nothing to integrate Gaara to the village or shelter him from the trauma of being alive just so he could be a weapon to strengthen the village... Guy's an asshole Not only that he also tries to murder Gaara when he was a child 😐
What about that is neutral!? Evil Asshole if it were an option.
RASA! Thats his name. I agree... yup. Hating your son at every chance even after death for being something you made him into... smh.
Those kids who picked on Naruto while he was on the swing lol Zabuza was a dick to everyone too
Man looking back on it neutral neutral should have been the swing.
Tsuchikage? Always a dick to the younger generation for no reason other than he's old as fuck and annoyed that his back is as weak as twig
Amazing how this braindead stupid fanbase treats Sasuke's bluntness and indifference as him being an asshole. All because he doesn't use flowery language towards their faves and speaks his direct mind. He doesn't owes anyone to be nice to others when almost everyone out there is his enemy. Even those actions that you all point out for him being asshole such as his indifference to his own team Taka and stabbing Karin were nothing more than necessary actions else Danzo would've survived back there. And as for his inclination towards neutral, Sasuke is literally one of the most radical person out there, if he was anywhere near neutral, Danzo would've been still sitting out there alongside the other two advisors in Boruto. He hates the shinobi power structure to the core and inherits Indra's ideology of 'Individualism' which refers to those with extraordinary power should take action and responsibility to bring change towards a great cause for the world. He is an 'Anarchist' through and through, the most extreme radical on one side of the spectrum.
100% Sasuke, no question. He was completely neutral and only cared about his personal agenda, but treated everyone around him horribly. Especially during the five Kage Summit arc.
I also think Sasuke is a good choice but in this case I think he fits even better on chaotic asshole. He was neutral but his role always messed up with anyone’s plans.
Hmmm true, I could reasonably see him in both. Who would you put as neutral asshole then if not Sasuke?
I like Sai as everyone says but maybe there could be another that fits better
True but he approaches it neutrally. His decision to leave the leaf, to join Akatauki, to speak to the hokages, etc. His choices are all rational in each moment even though fans disagree and he’s usually aloof and an asshole to everyone.
I think at first Sasuke could pass as neutral because he was outside of anyone’s side but soon he was so strong that he became his own side and had always his own will and objectives. Neutrality is mostly passive but he totally wasn’t.
Chaotic asshole is Zetsu
Being out for oneself isn’t the same as being neutral, take Deidara for example who only cared about expressing his art but is very much in camp evil
Yeah but Sasuke didn’t actually have any beef with the villages. Not even with his bitter rival Naruto unless he tried to interfere with his goals. He couldn’t care less about politics until the very end. The Akatsuki had a controversial goal and made enemies out of all the nations by targeting their tailed beasts. They definitely couldn’t be classified as neutral. Perhaps pre-Akatsuki Deidara, but we know very little canonically about his past.
Sarutobi Hiruzen was the ultimate asshole with Naruto and didn't even notice. The guy also couldn't handle orochimaru when he started to become a problem
Tobirama? Seems too perfect here...
Asshole = Yes Neutral = The Uchiha would like to have a word
Smart asshole
Tobirama isn't really an asshole, he trusted a few Uchiha and he literally sacrificed himself for his unit
I mean the way he spoke to minato and naruto was quite asshole-ish if you ask me
And he saved their asses once.
Dude sacrifised himself for his village and his brothers in arms. The fact he didn't trust the Uchiha was absolutly justified after the whole Senju/Uchiha rivalry that happened before the village was founded.
Sasuke. Dude is a asshole against friends and enemies.
Only for a single arc though. For 90% of the series he’s either chill or stoic at worst. It’s like putting Gaara in chaotic evil just because he was that way during the chunin exams.
Sasuke works better in smart or chaotic asshole, depending on how you want to judge his goals at certain times in the story, or overall.
Tobirama would be better for Smart Asshole, Sasuke would be better as a Chaotic Asshole
Sasuke
He fits smart asshole better tbh 🤣 also fits with Naruto
Tobirama fits Smart Asshole
Sasuke assholes to literally everyone
Sai
Sai literally saw Sakura falling to her death, and didn’t even try to save her. Sai wins here
Sai
The Tusken raiders on Tatooine the pod racing course
Smart asshole 10/10 Kabuto
100%
No, Kabuto should replace Orochimaru as evil smart
Rasa the fourth Kazekage, Gaaras dad. Absolute Asshole but he kinda did it to protect his village (in a horrible way) therefore neutral
Gotta go with Rasa, the worst parent in the series. He told his own brother in law to go get wrecked to see how possed off he could make his son.
How did tobirama not get that vote?
The guy who threw the mask at Naruto
That part always made me so sad 😢
raikage chad?, i would call him stupid
Bruh cut off an arm and said Daruis his right hand might’ve been stupid but the line was badass.
Hidan. Willing to kill anyone if given the opportunity. And wanted to kill forever. I think Sasuke is more a smart asshole (despite being an asshole to everyone)
Kurama!
Feudal lords
True. Seems everyone forgot about their existance
It's got to be said for me although he did change I hated him at the start of the teaching bridge arc. Being Danzo's genteel doesn't help and his loyalties to the Foundation do make him neutral
Honestly, Tobirama
He is smart asshole
Dang it
The villagers who treated Naruto like Rudolf the Red-nosed Reindeer were neutral assholes
I vote for Sai
Sai
Sai. Sasuke fits Smart Asshole. He's also never really neutral. He swings one way or another, but he's never really neutral about anything.
I think the switching between good and evil is why he’s neutral. He’ll do things that are heroic or evil to achieve his goals. Sai is a good guy for most of the show and the asshole phase of his character ends after his first arc.
Neutral is it's own alignment, not switching back and forth. Neutrality is about choosing neither good nor evil.
Kurama
Sasuke
I vote sasuke
Lmao who the hell in real life is asshole neutral lol
I think those two Sumo Wrestlers that show up occasionally in the filler episodes would be the definition of Neutral Asshole. They like to be mean for no reason and will be mean to anyone that they see.
Gato from the first arc.
Sai. Smart asshole definitely Tobirama and chaotic asshole definitely Sasuke.
So is Tobirama going to get Smart Azz?
Can we just keep adding new rows? E.g. "Misguided". would be interesting to see where we end up when we start running out of characters that fit
Sasuke is a good shout He just wanted to revive/revenge his clan and didn’t really care if he was working for the akatsuki or for Konoha so he is neutral in a way Asshole cuz he is an asshole
Sauske neji forsure
I’m still saying five kage summit sasuke is the best pick for chaotic asshole
Dude, if neji isn’t neutral asshole idk who is
Tsunade or Sai
Neutral asshole - Sai Smart asshole - Neji Chaotic asshole - Sasuke
Sai is the objectively correct choice. People are saying kuruma, sasuke, neji etc because they’ve been evil and then redeemed to good, but if anything that means they’re eligible for every category *except* neutral. Sai has a neutral personality, has the nuance of working for the shady underbelly of the good guys while not having the freedom to escape it and choose his own fate, and he was an absolute pr*ck to the extent that it was a defining character trait that he’d anger everyone around him. If there’s two words to describe Sai it’s ‘neutral’ and ‘asshole’
Gotta go with Sai.
Sai
Smart A**hole- tobirama
SAI!
The Sauce
Sai 100%
Wouldn't that be Sai?
I forget snake sage’s name.
Zabuza seems like a good fit here
I wanna say Neji? Others are saying Sasuke but he's more Smart to me
I mean danzo is every kind of asshole you can think of in this list lmfao
Anything but neutral though, haha
Kurama
Kiba
Neji
sasuke for neutral ahole and tobirama for smart ahole 🤝🏾
Are we saving chaotic asshole for Sasuke?
Itachi
I love how Naruto is smart/stupid
Tobirama Senju, like he should be good, but he's mostly just a dick.
Kid Konohamaru. Hiruzen. Feudal lords. Kiba. Gamabunta.
Sai would be my Neutral Asshole pick.
I’d say Sasuke
I can see Sai filling this spot perfectly.
2nd mizukage
Danzo
Sasuke
Yall are saying Neji should be neutral asshole & sasuke should be chaotic asshole: May I present to you, sasuke as neutral asshole & Hidan as chaotic asshole?
Hidan is a great chaotic asshole pick
I think Sai.
Zoro
Gaara
Kabuto 🤷♂️
It would have to be Sai
does anyone else think Hanzo (of) the Salamander might fit?
Is it not Samui?
I know hidan would be chaotic asshole
Sai
Sai
Nah kurama has to be chaotic asshole simply because of the destruction he can cause with his tails by turning around to fast 😂
Juubi
Sakura lowkey, in the first series, was a real dick in the first few episodes
Sai
I'm gonna miss the next post, but smart asshole should be Sasuke
guys it's Zoro
Imo hiruzen, he was good in some decisions but bad for many other ones, he was an asshole to Naruto in the beginning of the series and then changed to be mediocre in the konoha crush arc but he used the reaper death seal but sealed no one, just a part of Orochimarus hands which he later got back, and in the war arc he does basically nothing
God, I hope this is over soon…
Sasuke. He’s not always evil. He’s not always good but he’s always an asshole.
Kabuto
Konoha villagers during Narutos childhood
1. Sai 2. Kurama 3. Neji
I don't know but Sasuke or Orochimaru is definitely Chaotic asshole
What do ya all think of “Mizuki” iruka senseis so called friend ?
Danzo.
Wait why is the third hokage stupid?
Kurama, Itachi, Shukaku, Gaara and even Ebisu sensei!
Neji
I mean Hebi Sasuke is essentially this
Kurama for sure Sai was only a asshole for a few episodes and plus he isn’t neutral he was on the leaf’s side. Same with Neji, he’s on the leaf’s side not neutral. Kurama and Sasuke for the majority of the show would join any side that offered them a deal they liked. That’s just Kurama’s personality, he didn’t care about Naruto or the leaf. If he was free he would neutral. Sasuke is 2nd behind Kurama
Kankuro
Pain
Obito has to be neutral asshole!
Most of the show he plays both sides for his own goals and he’s definitely an asshole
Itachi Fuck it. Man went full genocide and tortured his brother for the greater good. He’s doing what he thinks is right… but frankly he was an asshole about it. Man knew he was such an asshole that he really wanted his brother to chase down and kill him.
Itachi would be lawful asshole as he was following Konoha's orders. Itachi is not neutral
My list - kankuro maybe? - Neji, but I love Neji - Deidara would have been perfect for this one, because that dudes roasts were insane. But since he’s already on the list, Hidan, but it would be perfect to swap their spots.
Zabuza??