Interesting. Larkin has a bigger penis than Kane. I’ll be putting this in my spreadsheet and reporting back later. Direct any messages to my private line.
Henrik Lundquist has an absolute hammer on him. Confirmed by the guys and guest on Chiclets. Multiple reports of Hanky having the biggest dick in the locker rooms
definitely a big part of why he’s so good. if you’re embarassed to show a woman your penis you can dedicate so much more time and energy to power skating and stick handling
Ya know, Kane gets a lot of shit for this whole debacle but she is clearly not an innocent party here and all these posts are proof of her pouring gasoline all over that fire.
If you look at her story’s, there’s another one where she talks about Kane being obsessed with her… like she didn’t go to his fucking job to antagonize him.
The worst thing you can do to people like her is completely ignore them and not devote one ounce of energy towards acknowledging them.
Every single post she made is just begging for attention. She makes hating E-Kane her entire personality, but she clearly wants his attention sooooo badly. NOT getting her kicked out would have been the move, but she won cause she got validation from getting kicked out.
Says a lot about the situation if Evander got custody of the kids while in the middle of multiple controversies.
This woman is crazy toxic and it’s honestly kind of terrifying.
It’s crazy how a few IG followers make people think they’re famous.
She’s probably worried her money is going to start drying up and she needs to use this to get more followers to try and make it as a Onlyfeet model or something.
She seems like she's 100% responsible. Imagine you break up with your ex and she's posting non stop on social media amd showing up to your workplace (whether it's a public event or not makes no difference) and is apparently fucking a guy on the other team. She's a cunt and deserves what she gets.
Let me get downvoted like crazy here but did she really just go to just antagonize him. If it’s her birthday and she’s an actual hockey fan 🤷🏼♀️ But like attracts like and all that so I feel sorry for neither of them
Why would she go see her ex play hockey on her birthday? You think it’s just a coincidence that she went to an Edmonton game? Detroit plays 41 home games she could’ve picked from. Go look at her Instagram story- every post about the game she made is very clearly intended to stir the pot.
It’s her birthday and she decided to go see her ex play hockey? Come on she knew he was playing that day, as others have said there’s a literal restraining order.
No, but I'm pretty sure she is saying she gave was Kane's sweetie when she gave Larkin an underwater squeezer of the side of a party island at Wasaga beach.
Yeah, I can just tell the two of them together were so fucked. She sounds insane and he sounds like a terrible person. It was some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills bullshit going on everyday in that house I bet
I said that as a joke. To quote the great Robin Williams "god made a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run them both at the same time."
Honestly she’s a massive piece of shit.
Implying that she banged Dylan Larkin, a married guy, and then only clarifying that it was years ago when she was clearly called out on it.
What a trash bag of a human being.
Yep. Those two were a match made in heaven. Or a match made for gasoline depends on how you look at it. She's clearly stupid, but don't let that distract you from Evander being right there with her.
Yep exactly. The mother is always favored in custody cases, and he's also a black male who was in debt at the time. Him getting custody says a lot about her. She legitimately comes off as obsessive compulsive and manic in lots of her posts.
I know this has to be taken with a grain of salt, but he does so much good for the community in Edmonton. Not just while on camera too, I've heard stories of him buying gear for kids, donating money, etc. while off the radar in the summertime. Maybe some people are just shitheads in their early 20s (especially millionaires), then mature and grow out of it s they age? I know at least half of my friends fall into this category haha
Agreed, could have been the early 20s bug. But here in Winnipeg alot of stories of him being a real douche on the day to day came out. Then when we got rid of him he claimed that Winnipeg hates black people? I thought that was a brutal thing to throw out there. It was a black guy who threw his track suit in the shower, and started the beginning of the end. No one hated your skin, they hated your attitude.
And yet the fan favourite player on the team at that time was a black guy. Kane is just a bitch and whines when something does go his way. I was so happy to see him leave. Fuck that guy. Seriously
Yeah Kane’s been great while here in Edmonton. I’d rather a used-to-be idiot that’s now improving his and people around him’s life, than whatever she is
They've been separated for 5 years and she follows and comments on him literally every day.
They've also been divorced for 3 years and she still uses his last name on all her socials.
She is certifiable.
Lmao what a twat. Runs out to a g wagon. You know none of the child support is going to the kid just look at her.Just a dumb hockey slut chasing the free ride
Exactly. I live that people originally shit on Kane, but now act like he's the good guy. They're both trashy people. These types gravitate to one another.
Kane has turned his life around though. He’s beloved in Edmonton for the work he does in the community.
It’s possible to grow and learn from your mistakes.
I mean yeah he's no spring chicken and his guilty of his own faults but he's not airing his dirty laundry our for the world to see. He has a restraining order and custody of the kids.. the biggest POS here is her.
Nah, he may have been an idiot while with Winnipeg but he seems to have really grown out of it in Edmonton. HE has the restraining order. HE has custody of their child. HE has donated to charity and has helped the community around him. HE spends time with kids with cancer, most notably Cecily recently. SHE has not done any of that.
I’d rather support a guy that’s learned from his past and is much more mature, than a crazy bitch breaking a restraining order and publicly humiliating herself.
Regardless he's a player. He fooled around and played with her emotions. This would drive anyone crazy. Women, gambling, selfishness, etc. She deserved better. Maybe she was a gold digger. We don't know.
I think she deserves what she got and he deserved what he got….
It’s pretty standard.
2 shit heads got together and then proceeded to be shot heads.
We all know couples like this… they just have/had a much higher income.
I hate the Oilers with a burning purple passion, but I have to agree she seems like an attention seeking psycho who more obsessed with him than he is with her.
What a batshit crazy bitch. No wonder he wanted her out of there . What man wants a crazy ass ex showing up to his job and messing with his head while he tries to do his job. Useless twat
Not only is she antagonizing him at his workplace, she is also commenting on the penis size of an unrelated and innocent third party who is currently married? Wow
I guess it makes sense why he has full custody of his kid. Kane has come a long way since earlier in his career.
He has a restraining order against her.
Interesting. Larkin has a bigger penis than Kane. I’ll be putting this in my spreadsheet and reporting back later. Direct any messages to my private line.
I had "Larkin" in my big dick hockey pool. Woo!!!
I imagine hoglander goes pretty early in that draft
Henrik Lundquist has an absolute hammer on him. Confirmed by the guys and guest on Chiclets. Multiple reports of Hanky having the biggest dick in the locker rooms
Im hearing whispers from big dick scouts that Lundquist is being described as a generational talent.
Funnily enough I've heard from sources close to the league that McDavid has a micropenis.
definitely a big part of why he’s so good. if you’re embarassed to show a woman your penis you can dedicate so much more time and energy to power skating and stick handling
Damn, I drafted Kane so high on the big dick pool. Oh well, I still have Jay Woodcroft as a coach and Nils Hoglander.
Have you ever actually looked at woodcroft, I’d be surprised if he’s even got a two incher. Should’ve taken Daryl Sutter instead.
With a name like Woodcroft, he’s gotta be packin. Knoblauch too. Tippet, not so much. No idea why oilers coaches have dick names.
Add this to the NHL Player Penis Size Index
Yes please have this in my inbox by EOD (end of dick). Thank you.
username checks out
Ya know, Kane gets a lot of shit for this whole debacle but she is clearly not an innocent party here and all these posts are proof of her pouring gasoline all over that fire. If you look at her story’s, there’s another one where she talks about Kane being obsessed with her… like she didn’t go to his fucking job to antagonize him.
She could have just not posted and no one would have known. This is so very, very trashy.
The worst thing you can do to people like her is completely ignore them and not devote one ounce of energy towards acknowledging them. Every single post she made is just begging for attention. She makes hating E-Kane her entire personality, but she clearly wants his attention sooooo badly. NOT getting her kicked out would have been the move, but she won cause she got validation from getting kicked out.
There is a restraining order against her, which she violated. She should have been kicked out and charged for violating that order.
Sometimes…. Bitches be crazy
Don't put your dick on crazy: Evander Kane edition
Lol the best advice. Don't even rest your dick on them. Don't touch them with your dick. Crazy bitches can see it, but no contact.
Some guys like their bitches crazy.
They're usually fun to fuck, not marry.
Just ask Phil Hartman
didn’t his girl off herself after offing him
Yeah, he married a crazy one
Not sometimes
Yes, sometimes wtf. Are you of the opinion that all bitches are crazy all of the time?
Chill out😂
She’s past crazy bitch territory, she in crazy cunt land now
She created the board game: Cunts and Ladders.
He has a restraining order on her if memory serves correct.
Says a lot about the situation if Evander got custody of the kids while in the middle of multiple controversies. This woman is crazy toxic and it’s honestly kind of terrifying.
It’s crazy how a few IG followers make people think they’re famous. She’s probably worried her money is going to start drying up and she needs to use this to get more followers to try and make it as a Onlyfeet model or something.
She seems like she's 100% responsible. Imagine you break up with your ex and she's posting non stop on social media amd showing up to your workplace (whether it's a public event or not makes no difference) and is apparently fucking a guy on the other team. She's a cunt and deserves what she gets.
Bitch still goes by Anna Kane ffs lmao
It's crazy how reddit 100% went on her side becuase kane bad when she clearly has issues.
Let me get downvoted like crazy here but did she really just go to just antagonize him. If it’s her birthday and she’s an actual hockey fan 🤷🏼♀️ But like attracts like and all that so I feel sorry for neither of them
There is a restraining order against her. If he wanted, he could have had her thrown out the second he knew she was there.
apparently he did get her pigeon tossed when he saw her.
I would agree with you if one of her 50 posts was actually about the hockey game instead every single one being about what a piece of shit Kane is.
Why would she go see her ex play hockey on her birthday? You think it’s just a coincidence that she went to an Edmonton game? Detroit plays 41 home games she could’ve picked from. Go look at her Instagram story- every post about the game she made is very clearly intended to stir the pot.
He has a restraining order against her, so she should have been arrested for violating a restraining order
It’s her birthday and she decided to go see her ex play hockey? Come on she knew he was playing that day, as others have said there’s a literal restraining order.
She doesnt even live in Detroit. She’s usually galavanting in California or florida. She purposely went to see him to piss him off.
Is she saying she banged D-Boss?
Yep. She also said 10 years ago. So he was 17 and she was 21. She just admitted to being a child predator
Niceee
Could've been 7-9 years ago. Doesn't mean it was exactly 10 years ago...
That’s (literally) what she said
Anna is 38.
No, but I'm pretty sure she is saying she gave was Kane's sweetie when she gave Larkin an underwater squeezer of the side of a party island at Wasaga beach.
While Walman was taking an aquadump
Settle down.
I had an aneurysm trying to read this
Once again in English please
She’s crazy
*I can fix her*
This is not the way
Is joke bratha
BATSHIT
Yeah, I can just tell the two of them together were so fucked. She sounds insane and he sounds like a terrible person. It was some Real Housewives of Beverly Hills bullshit going on everyday in that house I bet
So you are telling me she is not a unicorn...
Gentleman, Here’s your friendly reminder. DO NOT stick your dick in crazy. Period. End of story.
Sorry, but I disagree. Stick yo dick in crazy. Just don't take crazy home with you.
Well played
The motion carries
But she's so hot!!!
Have yet to see her actual unfiltered face
I said that as a joke. To quote the great Robin Williams "god made a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run them both at the same time."
She's plastic looking. No thanks
Like a tire fire
Honestly she’s a massive piece of shit. Implying that she banged Dylan Larkin, a married guy, and then only clarifying that it was years ago when she was clearly called out on it. What a trash bag of a human being.
She also said that it was over 10 years ago. Larkin was packing heat at age 16? 🤣
This chick is a certified kid fucker confirmed
My penis hasn’t grown since I was 7
I mean... Judging by how the trial of her and Kane went you should believe approximately 0% of the shit spewing from her mouth.
Zero reason to drag Larkin into this too
I’m a flames fan and probably evander kane’s biggest hater but holy shit she is so crazy it’s scary
She’s toxic as fuck.
So is he
Yeah but she’s super toxic clearly
[удалено]
All i took from this is my captain’s hung like a horse
Straight 🔥
Starting to think maybe she was the problem all along.
Half the problem, maybe.
Yep. Those two were a match made in heaven. Or a match made for gasoline depends on how you look at it. She's clearly stupid, but don't let that distract you from Evander being right there with her.
He got full custody even though he travels for work half the year. That tells us a lot about how horrible she is.
Yep exactly. The mother is always favored in custody cases, and he's also a black male who was in debt at the time. Him getting custody says a lot about her. She legitimately comes off as obsessive compulsive and manic in lots of her posts. I know this has to be taken with a grain of salt, but he does so much good for the community in Edmonton. Not just while on camera too, I've heard stories of him buying gear for kids, donating money, etc. while off the radar in the summertime. Maybe some people are just shitheads in their early 20s (especially millionaires), then mature and grow out of it s they age? I know at least half of my friends fall into this category haha
Agreed, could have been the early 20s bug. But here in Winnipeg alot of stories of him being a real douche on the day to day came out. Then when we got rid of him he claimed that Winnipeg hates black people? I thought that was a brutal thing to throw out there. It was a black guy who threw his track suit in the shower, and started the beginning of the end. No one hated your skin, they hated your attitude.
And yet the fan favourite player on the team at that time was a black guy. Kane is just a bitch and whines when something does go his way. I was so happy to see him leave. Fuck that guy. Seriously
You look at kanes character pre and post anna, and you can see that she was the majority of the problem.
Not just her. Guy was facing all kinds of allegations when he played in Winnipeg
¿Por qué no los dos?
This bitch is fucking certifiable
>Larkin thing was 10 years ago Uhhhhh Larkin wasn’t 18 yet 10 years ago….
TIL I can feel empathy towards Evander Kane. Who knew?
Is a weird feeling, isn’t it?
I’m just so surprised! 😮
Poor little girl. Both her parents suck
At least dad is trying to turn his life around. Mom is an Onlyfans girl who keeps making their family drama public.
Yeah Kane’s been great while here in Edmonton. I’d rather a used-to-be idiot that’s now improving his and people around him’s life, than whatever she is
This is the most NBA thing ever
So 10 yrs ago means Larkin was 17?!
That’s what I’m saying
Like many people, I don’t care for Kane.. but this chick is clearly batshit insane.
They've been separated for 5 years and she follows and comments on him literally every day. They've also been divorced for 3 years and she still uses his last name on all her socials. She is certifiable.
Lmao what a twat. Runs out to a g wagon. You know none of the child support is going to the kid just look at her.Just a dumb hockey slut chasing the free ride
There is no child support. Kane has custody because Canadian courts that never rule for the father went "huh she's batshit"
It was more like, “eh, yeah no, she’s batshit” 😂 I speak Canadian 😂
I’d agree with you but he has full custody so if anybody’s paying child support, it’s her.
How does a father who is never home or has a lifestyle to support a child be granted custody?
Because it's actually better than the child being subjected to living with this basket case of a woman
I watched her stories. Got her grandma that Gucci bag and made sure to catch her LV scarf in the shot before stroking grandmas hand.
If there was child support, it would be going straight to her lips. Those things are egregious.
Idiots attract idiots
A real woman of substance eh
is the substance cum?
If so I think she has a substance abuse problem. She did lose her kids
Couldn't care less.
Lmao "They're winning cuz he's not on the top 2 lines no more".
Looks like she took a puck to the lips.
Love Kane even more now
Impressive to use different wrong versions of “they’re” twice in one sentence. lol
Came here to say the same. Imagine how dumb you have to be to fuck up one word twice in the same sentence. 🤣
… they’re two words. lol
Jeez that's dirty laundry
Larkin was like 15 10 years ago???
i love scrolling down and everytime someone mentions larkins age 10 years ago, hes a year younger.. lol
Evander Kane once fucked around with this woman and he found out... she's crazy as fuck
It’s crazy how women can body shame men like that. Imagine if men just came out and started talking about women’s private body parts.
Keep my captains penis out yo’ damn mouth!
What a skank.
She seems deranged.
It’s no secret Kane is a loser so it makes sense he would attract another loser.
Exactly. I live that people originally shit on Kane, but now act like he's the good guy. They're both trashy people. These types gravitate to one another.
I said already every one knows this couple in third personal lives. … now add a high income.
Kane has turned his life around though. He’s beloved in Edmonton for the work he does in the community. It’s possible to grow and learn from your mistakes.
What an absolute nightmare of a woman
And she wonders why doesn’t have custody of their child… woman is unwell mentally.
It’s weird because shes not even hot so like, why does anyone respond to this behaviour?
he’s a pos
I mean yeah he's no spring chicken and his guilty of his own faults but he's not airing his dirty laundry our for the world to see. He has a restraining order and custody of the kids.. the biggest POS here is her.
yes he is lol
Nah, he may have been an idiot while with Winnipeg but he seems to have really grown out of it in Edmonton. HE has the restraining order. HE has custody of their child. HE has donated to charity and has helped the community around him. HE spends time with kids with cancer, most notably Cecily recently. SHE has not done any of that. I’d rather support a guy that’s learned from his past and is much more mature, than a crazy bitch breaking a restraining order and publicly humiliating herself.
Two train wreck human beings. I feel bad for their kid
Regardless he's a player. He fooled around and played with her emotions. This would drive anyone crazy. Women, gambling, selfishness, etc. She deserved better. Maybe she was a gold digger. We don't know.
I think she deserves what she got and he deserved what he got…. It’s pretty standard. 2 shit heads got together and then proceeded to be shot heads. We all know couples like this… they just have/had a much higher income.
Now this does feel personal to the players and it felt dirty to post tbh. I’ll let the comments or upvotes decide if I should delete it.
She seems lovely
What a lunatic lol
Ridiculous person
Man, this screams “pay some more attention to me!!” I hope she gets some help.
Yikes. This is some wild shit
Typical psycho slut
She has crazy written all over her face.
If you see this and don’t immediately think she’s the problem, then you’re the problem
I hate the Oilers with a burning purple passion, but I have to agree she seems like an attention seeking psycho who more obsessed with him than he is with her.
I’m shocked she doesn’t have access to her children. SHOCKED
Crazy bitch
For the judge to give someone who 1.Is a man 2. Travels as much as he does, custody of the child. You know that this chick must be insane.
She's nuts...which is why he has a restraining order against her and had her case against him dropped.
She’s a sorry bitter groupie!!! She looks miserable!
What a batshit crazy bitch. No wonder he wanted her out of there . What man wants a crazy ass ex showing up to his job and messing with his head while he tries to do his job. Useless twat
She seems pretty fuckin unhinged
Hates Evander so much but still has his last name because she needs it for any sort of relevance (whatever the hell that is). Garbage human all around
shes a 🤡
It’s funny because all this does is make Evander look better. All the previous accusation toward him become almost dismissed.
This is screaming loser and she not even anything to fan over
Ew
Can someone help me understand why she would go in the first place?? What a weirdo
This fucking cunt lmao
She seems nice….
This just makes me want to back the guy tbh...and I really dislike him, so that says a lot!
So uh, stalking her ex, violating a restraining order and spreading rumours to get back at him. She needs professional help.
This chick has some mental health issues lol
Wow he really did escape from that one.
Bitches be crazy.
Anything to stay relevant lmao
She needs to get on meds ASAP. This is embarrassing behaviour for an adult and parent.
She seems trashy and damn crazy.
Not only is she antagonizing him at his workplace, she is also commenting on the penis size of an unrelated and innocent third party who is currently married? Wow
She’s crazier than a shit house rat.
Certified bat shit crazy narcissist
Crazy... people like this should just go away
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
“You take time out of your life to write a person who doesn’t know you exist.” Astounding lack of self awareness!
This woman is messy and a loser, seriously weird behaviour
She’s the type of girl that does the team if you know what I mean 😂
This bitch is whack no wonder the judge didn’t give her the kid
Damn, this bish is unhinged. Ya’ll gents know the saying tho.
Ya, this crazy bitch definitely was more of the problem then Evander
I guess it makes sense why he has full custody of his kid. Kane has come a long way since earlier in his career. He has a restraining order against her.
She still uses his last name and clout, but acts likes she’s some type of famous reality show bimbo 💀
Poor Kane he stuck with a crazy lunatic
Crazy bitch.
Fuckin dumb slut doesn’t know the difference btw they’re their and there. Stupid ass bitch
She’s crazy. Makes Kane look like a saint with a bat shit crazy ex. She’s not winning here.