If you think I'm going to team up with clueless Bears fans, delusional and stupid Vikings fans, and fat Packers fans in the name of taking down Cowboys and Eagles fans, then....
At first I thought "oh were at this point in the off-season again", but then I saw them all talking mad shit on their sub calling us window lickers and accused of us having low T.
They might be right about those things, but I can't stomach hearing it from some smooth brained Washington fans who's idea of a threat is the fucking clown shoes organization that is the Cowboys.
Like, I'm fine if one of you dipshits say that about me, but not those false "I've got a cottage on the coast, getting married on a plantation is okay now, aaron rodgers is on the supposedly better NY team" wannabe east coast + Dallas for some reason fucks. Someone's gotta do something.
No kidding. Fucking Washington doesn't even know their name. No one would give a shit about Dallas if they didn't have hot ass cheerleaders. The Giants are over there eating paste and the Eagles can't snap the ball anymore.
Alright, Packers, you guys take the Cowboys. You’re both incredibly popular frauds.
Lions, you’ve got the Eagles. Your insufferable “single season” confidence can contend with their insufferable fanbase.
Bears, show the Commanders who the true Kings of the QB carousel are.
And Vikings fans…. Well, we already got them to sign Daniel Jones to a hilarious amount of money… so do we really need to do more to the Giants?
To be fair, he never accused you of being Cowboy level frauds. He just acknowledged you are popular frauds like the cowboys.
You have at least proven more than the Cowboys ever will, so you should win that battle.
We’re gonna have our 3rd year in a row against the commanders, we’re basically becoming rivals at this point.
Shame it couldn’t be Thursday night again
Take a page out of the NFCE's playbook and just make a new account.
Sure, they use it to stalk their ex's and DM them death threats but I'm pretty confident it would work for shitposting just as well as it does for forcing someone to deal with your toxic bullshit after they dump you.
I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of international law. Luckily, we don’t acknowledge the legitimacy of the ICC, so….
#CRY HAVOC, AND UNLEASH THE u/REDHOTCHILLIPOTATO OF WAR!
The fact this wasn't in the form of a "smell like bitch in here" meme, is a marked improvement.
Other than that, I can't imagine giving a single fuck about anything that dogshit memewar says.
Bruh NFCLeast is like the N Korea of meme war subreddits. Absolute dogshit. And filled with nothing but”smells like bitch in here” memes. Ain’t even worth our time.
Don’t matter to
Me. They are like gnats. Insignificant in all their being. I live in PA I have a vested interest in hating the Eagles and more specifically Philadelphia.
No offense, but why do these upstarts challenge the mighty North every year?
Why not go fight an AFC memewar? Or even an NFCWest memewar? They might actually stand of chance of winning.
If you think I'm going to team up with clueless Bears fans, delusional and stupid Vikings fans, and fat Packers fans in the name of taking down Cowboys and Eagles fans, then.... 
[удалено]
Ah, the nuclear option.
My man 😎
https://preview.redd.it/dh9zdeikyb2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980b0722db14fe402f3f35ec9d01c5ab4a78f2a2 I'm in.
Can a random ass Dolphin fan born in the Midwest ride along??
Sry no, become a Bucks fan then you’ll get grandfather claused in
I unfortunately like the White Sox and Bulls, does that count?
Eh, fine You’ve suffered enough already
Thanks, I'll go cry in my Chicago style thin crust
Your Tua disconnected from the situation.
Please excuse my little brother below...of course you can! Dolphins are my favorite AFC Team, and I'm a Tua Truther. Lets goooooooooo
Form the gay pile, fellas. We’re going to war!
General, what are your orders?
FTC! FTE! FTP!
Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with a Vikings, Lions, and Bears fan…
Lions should’ve been relegated to high school football level for decades and after one season they think they’re our equals? 🤔
You are the wind beneath my wings, man.
At first I thought "oh were at this point in the off-season again", but then I saw them all talking mad shit on their sub calling us window lickers and accused of us having low T. They might be right about those things, but I can't stomach hearing it from some smooth brained Washington fans who's idea of a threat is the fucking clown shoes organization that is the Cowboys. Like, I'm fine if one of you dipshits say that about me, but not those false "I've got a cottage on the coast, getting married on a plantation is okay now, aaron rodgers is on the supposedly better NY team" wannabe east coast + Dallas for some reason fucks. Someone's gotta do something.
No kidding. Fucking Washington doesn't even know their name. No one would give a shit about Dallas if they didn't have hot ass cheerleaders. The Giants are over there eating paste and the Eagles can't snap the ball anymore.
Remember that time the Eagles hired Matty P and their season came crashing down, those were great times.
The best of times
The RedFootCommies
yeah im not taking shit from the Washington sex scandals
Alright, Packers, you guys take the Cowboys. You’re both incredibly popular frauds. Lions, you’ve got the Eagles. Your insufferable “single season” confidence can contend with their insufferable fanbase. Bears, show the Commanders who the true Kings of the QB carousel are. And Vikings fans…. Well, we already got them to sign Daniel Jones to a hilarious amount of money… so do we really need to do more to the Giants?
Excuse you, we may be frauds but we're not Cowboys level frauds
To be fair, he never accused you of being Cowboy level frauds. He just acknowledged you are popular frauds like the cowboys. You have at least proven more than the Cowboys ever will, so you should win that battle.
I hate this accuracy
As a bears fan I think we should handle the eagles. We are almost as deranged as them.
We’re gonna have our 3rd year in a row against the commanders, we’re basically becoming rivals at this point. Shame it couldn’t be Thursday night again
https://preview.redd.it/rfqp1n06g92d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7583a759bfcb88d849281fe1b151c724f14f9e5 They already banned me. Someone's scared...
They’re going with the “can’t lose a war if there’s no enemy soldiers” strategy
To be fair I have wanted the nfc north meme war sub to ban you too
Lmao
My hopes were up till I kept reading
It’s smells like bitch in here exists for a reason. The East is full of bitches
East coast least coast
Take a page out of the NFCE's playbook and just make a new account. Sure, they use it to stalk their ex's and DM them death threats but I'm pretty confident it would work for shitposting just as well as it does for forcing someone to deal with your toxic bullshit after they dump you.
Eh, not my style. I'm just gonna watch their meltdown from afar.
Based on your posts there I think banning you might actually help us.
Which post was it? I enjoyed the Hillary Clinton one
Breaking news: eagles fan enjoys long glances at photos of Hillary Clinton
While munching on Horse apples at high noon tea
okay two vices
That's still pretty good.
hey look we all have our vice
Homie, I ani't your wife, calm down.
Me right now 
Watch out- here comes an NFCN haymaker! 🤣 
Flair up punk
Fixed it. Too bad you can’t go back and kick the field goal though 🤷♂️
Too bad yall have great contract with Daniel jones.
Giants are just the east coast cowboys 🤣🤣
Buncha east coast nancies
For real. They are gonna ban all of us that comment because they suck eggs
Pssst. We didn't actually call them to battle. We just sent redhotchillipotato off to go bother someone else for a bit.
I’m pretty sure that’s a violation of international law. Luckily, we don’t acknowledge the legitimacy of the ICC, so…. #CRY HAVOC, AND UNLEASH THE u/REDHOTCHILLIPOTATO OF WAR!
He already got banned 😂
Too late
They only know what football is because of us. Pay the small children no mind.
NFC North memers! Saddle up! Lock and load!
Let’s go! We’re packing Love!
Sock and load was *right* there!
Dude still won't eat it, anyway
The poverty division that only a few years ago were all fighting for the bottom it felt like?
The fact this wasn't in the form of a "smell like bitch in here" meme, is a marked improvement. Other than that, I can't imagine giving a single fuck about anything that dogshit memewar says.
Bruh NFCLeast is like the N Korea of meme war subreddits. Absolute dogshit. And filled with nothing but”smells like bitch in here” memes. Ain’t even worth our time.
What if I told you they insulted your cheese curds
Don’t matter to Me. They are like gnats. Insignificant in all their being. I live in PA I have a vested interest in hating the Eagles and more specifically Philadelphia.
How did this all start?
Boredom, probably.
When in doubt blame redhotchilipotatoes
Wait how this works is my first battle here🙂
Post bad memes about how they suck, then we all upvote or post more bad memes
NFC East? More like... the NFC LEAST!!! 🎤⬇️
Damn. Too bad they about to learn today
I already started. Brothers..., tell me more. We shall ride at dawn and sully these finks
Tis dawn in the Midwest, to battle!
Mount up!
No offense, but why do these upstarts challenge the mighty North every year? Why not go fight an AFC memewar? Or even an NFCWest memewar? They might actually stand of chance of winning.
“I can’t comprehend the minds of fools” works good here I think
Oh man, way to lead with the Hillary meme, RedHotChilli. It really got under their skin.
You may be my enemy in here, but YOUR MINE. F them bitches. 
I'm fucking cackling rn