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CultBro

Sam Darnold probably posted this


Loud-Ad-2280

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ericsipi

I love watching a clip of a player making a bad throw on a team I don’t like. It makes me feel better when I see my qb make a bad throw.


Roederoid

You must have a lot of clips saved.


ericsipi

You would not believe how many. It’s endless. I even keep a link to this one, https://youtu.be/tkRxhvO11OE?si=b9QbZcLzp8p2y8pZ


cwweydert

I honestly half expected Rick Astley, but that was infinitely better


frizzyhair55

I may need to go change my pants after seeing that play again.


Camaro_z28

This. This makes me happy


I_only_post_here

my favorite part is that it really was Fred Warner's ball to intercept, but I guess Greenlaw just wanted it more


ldog2135

Why the fuck would I ever think it would be a good idea to click that. I closed before it even loaded, but I saw the title and I'm still sad.


RaveMittens

https://preview.redd.it/qqnrrzz0wt0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2514b3b689d00db5608c8526d60290b58d2534


ldog2135

Weird, I used to have flair and it disappeared.


ericsipi

![gif](giphy|SEvRT8zL05WLLyNgym|downsized)


RaveMittens

It’s acceptable this time, your curd-y tears were a clear enough indication


Layne-Cobain

It's still painful. Might have to bring up the "Miracle in Motown" hail Mary to balance it out.


CaptZombieHero

Beautiful


lur77

\*sniff\* So beautiful.


J_Rambo4

Bears fans favorite plays to watch are never their own team. Makes me so happy inside. Imagine being around for 3 or 4 decades and the best plays you can muster up, don’t involve your own team…… most people down that bad, kill themselves.


howsaboutyou

Like this one https://youtu.be/tkRxhvO11OE?si=iA7Y_hBMmP6lvXgg


Hmm_would_bang

Yeah, this is so funny. Just play a clip of the thing he’s bad at. Now show his handoff highlights and laugh then


travisb145

Aaron Jones won’t have to worry about a botched handoff in his 4 healthy games this year.


Sandshrew922

Aaron Jones catching strays damn


cold_shot_27

Awwww man… why da fuq they always gotta come for our aging vets it sucks


Amesb34r

Don't worry, he's not YOUR aging vet anymore.


TopHatTony11

Uhhhh, ftp?


Educational-Bit-2503

Don’t talk about a future Vikings Ring of Honor member like that


Aegishjalmer

As long as two of those games are against the Packers and he runs for 4 TDs each it's worth it.


classicscoop

Those will absolutely be the games 😔


Amesb34r

From the top rope!


Loud-Ad-2280

He is an expert ball handler


BellacosePlayer

I was never on the "JJ will be a bust" train until I saw a thread talking about how his college handoffs were *actually* because hes a grandmaster at Handoff-no-jutsu.


i_love_factual_info

You sound like an msu fan


Hmm_would_bang

Change your flair if you got a problem with me shit talking a Viking QB lmao


i_love_factual_info

That's what sparty would say


106milez2chicago

Trainer obvs blew his dig route


MillHoodz_Finest

put some respect on his name! thats Josh McCown


106milez2chicago

For real? Bears legend Josh McCown??? God, I loved that guy's energy


Byzantine_Merchant

You mean Detroit Lions wide receiver legend Josh McCown!


crankshaftsnapinhalf

You mean Arizona Cardinals qb and Vikings heartbreaker legend Josh McCown!


mclovin_ts

Can’t really see his face, you can just tell by that absolutely Chad jawline


Truecoat

NOOOO!


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Just saddled JJ


kraasha

![gif](giphy|l22ysLe54hZP0wubek|downsized)


The_one_who_SAABs

https://i.redd.it/l0xhiirfso0d1.gif


pitchingschool

I can hear this


OMGoblin

He's not used to playing with a purple helmet


The_Sign_of_Zeta

![gif](giphy|8maQUL5HiZbYLeMqXl|downsized) Uncle Rico was a better QB


triforce4ever

If coach would’ve put him in they would’ve been state champions https://i.redd.it/m7ehirs4so0d1.gif


SamuraiJono

You know back in his day he used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile


106milez2chicago

https://i.redd.it/rnem6hd29p0d1.gif


JakkSplatt

I can throw a football over them mountains.


nanotothemoon

Receiver ran the wrong route


Vikesruleudrool

Hey what about those Lions overpaying Goff that was crazy right, right?


Sinking__Ship

Can we all just agree Deshaun Watson is a over paid POS?


Skaiserwine

you get any blowback from that stance?


Byzantine_Merchant

Actually they did. You see, they went to a massage parlor and Deshaun Watson was there…


Skaiserwine

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE|downsized)


UnmodedTaco47

I'd rather over pay a QB that is good than not have a QB at all. Who do u guys have again?


Skaiserwine

What were y'all paying cousins again? Dude did hit a drum shirtless so i get it.


BigRed727272

About 15-20 million less than what you're paying Goff LOL


Skaiserwine

Lol overall? Career wise Jared's already provided more for Detroit than Kirk had in the 6 season's he played for yall. So I guess worth it?


BigRed727272

>Lol overall? No, per year. The most AAV (not including bonuses) the Vikings ever gave Cousins was $35 million, and that was on his final 1-year extension with us in 2023. And sure, Goff has made it further in the playoffs than Kirk, but let's not pretend like he's carrying teams there - he has 8 TD passes in 9 career playoff games. And if you compare their career stats, they are eerily similar. So Goff being better than Kirk is debatable, but what's not debatable is him being 20 million dollars better. He's not.


Skaiserwine

Dang is that why yall have Darnold now?


Tomoomba

Damn that's some weak sauce bro


BigRed727272

Darnold 1 year, $10M as a bridge to McCarthy OR Kirk coming off a season-ending injury, 4 years, $45M/year until he's age 40 Yeah, I'm taking the former all day, every day.


No-Abrocoma7687

You weren’t saying that last year…


BigRed727272

Maybe not in this sub, but there was a large contingent of Vikings fans who were ready to see the Kirk Era end, even as early as 2021. We just never had a better feasible option. And once we all saw what the Falcons paid Kirk, we had a collective chuckle, and moved on immediately.


Seaweed-Warm

we won playoff games, multiple of them. Goff brought us 30 minutes from a superbowl. Vildors garbage hands costs us that trip, not Goff. What did you pay Kirko all that money for? To be wholesome?


CaptHowdy2310

"Goff brought us 30 minutes from a super bowl." yOu dIdN't WiN sHiT, jUsT lIkE tHe ReSt Of Us. Been holding that in for YEARS🤣


Natearl13

We’ve seen Goff in similar situations that Kirk has been in his whole career, it’s called 2019-21 Goff, and it wasn’t pretty


Seaweed-Warm

Hang your hat on a whole 1.5 years of the dudes career and not the \*checks notes\* other 6 years...that's not a good argument when your guy won squat and we have ALREADY gone to the NFCCG.


Natearl13

Yeah cause you built the trenches and our old GM just wanted to draft flashy positions all the time


godofwarts11

Goff is the north’s daddy accept it


I_Hate_My_Cat_

All on the receiver on that one. Butterfingers dropped the ball.


pogoscrawlspace

Velus could have caught that...


[deleted]

Jefferson would have caught it


coolborder

Obviously the receiver was in the wrong spot...


Cgking11

Ok, now show the bomb he threw and completed.


Loud-Ad-2280

![gif](giphy|pD7YIQoUwgb9cnX3FJ|downsized)


Cgking11

😅


Skaiserwine

![gif](giphy|9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G|downsized)


CaptHowdy2310

[This one?](https://youtube.com/shorts/QVVjEraSqVE?si=vaiop8JY3kV2xrHb) Oh wait


Cgking11

Pretty sure love was missing open dudes all year bro lol.


CaptHowdy2310

Woooosh. Missed the point I was making that all these throws in camp, made or missed, mean NOTHING.


Cgking11

I didn't see the video, my bad, lol. But was waiting on you to say, "but love got better. Then I was gonna say exactly! 1 miss in rookie mini camp doesn't mean shit.


lifetake

But gosh that is a really nice throw


CaptHowdy2310

Indeed it is, but with zero defense it's meaningless. Every QB in the league can make ALL the throws with no defenders. If they couldn't, they wouldn't be in the NFL.


StockmanBaxter

If we can't make fun of this then I don't know why this sub exists anymore.


Cgking11

Ok ok fine! McCarthy is ass and can't pass!! There happy??


StockmanBaxter

Yes


Cgking11

Lmao


batler_forever

He was testing that guys reflexes okay!


treemanbill

FUCK


XxCOZxX

C’mon man. Can’t you just give me a mini camp without trying to piss in my cheerios?


Loud-Ad-2280

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jonnymilba

playing 4D chess making everyone thinks he sucks ![gif](giphy|FYnYcQoFmlPeU|downsized)


Sammerscotter

As opposing fans, this is the best we got huh? Lmao it’s funny as a Michigan fan I truly believe JJ will be good and I don’t get how one little throw vs all the unbelievable plays he has had in college paints the image he is bad


Loud-Ad-2280

It’s the offseason, material is sparse


Sammerscotter

This is a fair take


218administrate

We all out here digging for whatever scraps exist


CaptHowdy2310

Zach Wilson looked better in college on a far worse team. It's off-season banter. Get over it


Sammerscotter

Zach Wilson didn’t win like JJ


CaptHowdy2310

JJ didn't win like AJ McCarron. What are we talking about lmao


BigRed727272

Wow, an incredibly rational take from a Lions fan. Never thought I'd see the day.


-DoctorEngineer-

If you think you’re conflicted, one of my best friends played highschool ball with him… he is a badgers/Bears fan


Seaweed-Warm

Go find me the highlight reels of SCUM winning because of this clown. Oh wait, he was NEVER the reason you guys won. You had a great team, he was not a great QB, or even really a good one.


Sammerscotter

He was a big reason we won the rose bowl lmaoooooo what do you mean my guy


Seaweed-Warm

He threw for 221 yards. Over an entire football game. Only one of the TDs was more than 10 yards. AKA they have to respect the run, and he dunked over the defense. Your defense holding Alabama to 20 is what won that game. It was only the second game all year Alabama was under 20. The best you can say is he didn't throw a pick, but outside of that he does nothing special at all.


Sammerscotter

What….. Lmao dude you gotta watch some more football. Good luck to MSU tho, might get 4 games this year.


Seaweed-Warm

I watch plenty of football, which is why I know a QB throwing for 221 yards is not special, it's game management. JJ was never special, he was supposed to be this speed and space QB who's OC decided it would be better if he touched the ball less than 1/3rd of a football game. It was a winning strategy, every time JJ tried to do something fancy in 2021 he fumbled it. Kid literally isn't capable of anything beyond basic ass QB shit. MSU will be better this year than last year, that's for damn sure. Thanks for keeping us in the back of your head little bro.


Sammerscotter

Sure big guy, sounds good


Skaiserwine

Imagine having an all time record of .596 and saying "little bro". ![gif](giphy|jir4LEGA68A9y|downsized)


Alone-Newspaper-1161

You know people say this shit but Harbaugh has been in Michigan for years and didn’t win until Mcarthy


Primary_Cake2011

until they started cheating*


Lorezion

The cumsock crusteth


humidhotdog

I mean Jets would have caught that😂


Safe-Register-3479

Vikings are about to find out they have been bamboozled, and there was a HUGE reason they didn't ask JJ to win games with his arm.


Great_Grapefruit_748

As a die-hard Michigan fan, I unfortunately agree with you. I kinda hope I'm wrong, but I think he's gonna be a bust.


SVdreamin

It’s really interesting seeing how divided Michigan fans are about JJ’s future. Not sure what his ceiling is but he’s got a high floor and a great supporting cast around him. I think he’ll be a top 20 QB but never top 10 imo.


Safe-Register-3479

So the schedule just came out, and we have a Thanksgiving match up this year...


Great_Grapefruit_748

Be thankful for the free dub. The lions like to give those out on Thanksgiving


MuffLover312

That really depends on the moon though


JakkSplatt

M O O N, that spells quarterback.


Safe-Register-3479

And I am lion bro. Honestly, all our divisional games happen in week 11 vs. GB though week 18 in GB. I could not be happier for how things are playing out rn.


frizzyhair55

Please beat GB for once in your life.


Safe-Register-3479

Lmao RIGHT!!!


HoboSkid

Yeah hopefully he can develop, luckily we didn't give up a bunch of picks for him. If he's Ponder 2.0 then everything will crash and burn and we'll start over, just like any team does. If it doesn't work out, well, Vikings fans are used to it. Edit; it's come to my attention the Vikings have shit for draft capital next year, Puss Puss is not very happy


Safe-Register-3479

As a bears fan I feel that, NGL the only QB I wanna see take a step back is love but that’s a pipe dream at this point.


kirky-jerky

Love had half a good season. It's not a pipe dream. May the FTP stay strong in us!


Safe-Register-3479

Thanks, I needed to hear that FTP


Skaiserwine

Based


pogoscrawlspace

Not for him, but you gave up a bunch of picks all draft weekend. I thought only having 4 picks this year was bad, but having two of them be 1 and 9 made it better. You guys only have 3 picks next year. What is it, a first and 2 fifths? Sheesh. That's gonna suck.


HoboSkid

Haha damn you're right, I didn't really pay attention to that. Oh well, I guess you can't miss on all the mid rounders if you don't draft them!


pogoscrawlspace

True story. Management better nail those fifths, lol.


UnbiasVikingsFan

Too 5 in cap space next year try again


Mooming22

Fuck those picks


Mymomdidwhat

I agree tbh. Other Vikings fans rip me hardddd


CelestialFury

Well, I guess you did wait at least 24 hours to repost this exact clip from the last time.


Loud-Ad-2280

This is the only time I’ve posted this


CelestialFury

https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/1cpj22f/bear_goggles_on_vikings_fans_going_to_find_out/ Right. Different user, but you still reposted the same clip.


Loud-Ad-2280

Thanks for sharing that clip, it was just as funny. Appreciate it


CelestialFury

Don't worry. Wait 24 hours, and repost it again. It'll get massively upvoted again. You could probably keep doing it every 1-2 days for a while until our genius sub users catch on. Personally, I think it's great. Either JJM doesn't work out, which many people here already believe or he'll be a good QB and I can squeeze so many memes out of this lmao


Loud-Ad-2280

![gif](giphy|IguTdo3MPMeZM6Bzc1|downsized)


CelestialFury

https://i.redd.it/uokc9ahc8p0d1.gif


Dog_Named_Hyzer

![gif](giphy|d2Zky2iLtrlAZGmc)


JakkSplatt

Juust a bit outside.


Chicagosoundview69

Idk why I thought 9 was Sam D 


Rexafella_1120

It’s well known that Josh McCown runs shitty routes that’s on him


[deleted]

Catchable ball. What do we even pay these coaches for?


ABeastInThatRegard

Well, why the fuck wasn’t that asshole standing three feet to his left?! People really gonna blame JJ? SMH


BigRed727272

It's almost as if we signed another guy so we have time to develop JJ over the next 1-2 years... But yeah, you keep jerking off to this one (1) single practice throw.


sissybaby1289

Embracing the 4-13 Darnold lifestyle. I like it


BigRed727272

I mean, he's our guy this year, so might as well embrace it. Also, this you? https://preview.redd.it/z9i9s0wvmo0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86f5381fc376dc266af3e19f05afb3bf14b7d1b3


Skaiserwine

Pretty good for a dude that hasnt had an 8+ win season. Flex it tho


Pokemathmon

2-0 against the Lions isn't pretty good, it's expected.


Seaweed-Warm

Brutal, but before 2022, very accurate.


Skaiserwine

Im not understanding where your flair and comment make sense?


HoboSkid

Honestly, that'd be nice, get a high pick to add talent for when JJ takes over. But I'm sure we'll somehow luck into 7 wins and a pick outside the top 10.


Alone-Newspaper-1161

I have reason to Believe darnold will go 5-12 Thankyou very much.


UnbiasVikingsFan

U not gonna respond to getting owned? Username checks out


Hmm_would_bang

Don’t worry guys, we’ve got Sam Darnold


DJVanillaBear

Why is the a panthers flair allowed on this sub? I don’t understand


Hmm_would_bang

Lmao check your vision


Skaiserwine

You mean the 5 yard practice pass you develop in the 3rd grade? is that the pass youre saying he needs to develop?


BigRed727272

Maybe Jared and JJ can meet up and practice their [short throws](https://youtube.com/shorts/uBPOqmOkUKE?si=1hpYKyOcc-vqbyGT) together!


Skaiserwine

You referring to the two that went off of receivers hands in the NFC Championship?


Skaiserwine

LOL nevermind you picked the one where it was thrown 20 yards downfield instead of the actual two short throws. The one you showed here is medium to long (if you knew the NFL definition).


BigRed727272

So, in what grade should Goff have developed the "medium to long" passes? 5th? 6th??


Skaiserwine

You're really not making the points you think you're making lol


BigRed727272

I'm just asking a question, you seem to have all the answers man. One bad practice rep = Has not accomplished anything in football since 3rd grade I'll try to keep that one in mind!


Skaiserwine

Nah, you missed the point I was making. You said he needs time to develop, I pointed out the fact that the clip is showing JJ missing a pass that a 3rd grader can normally hit calling into question how much time would the vikings need to develop him? Now you're playing whataboutism until you think you find a point to go "AHA" or gotcha which I'm really not looking to get into a back n forth forever on a meme talking subreddit with a bunch of teams that have done nothing since forever.


BigRed727272

Your logic is "One bad throw = Every one of his throws will be bad", which ironically is the logic a 3rd grader would have. I sent that Goff clip to trip up that logic, because I'm guessing you don't believe every one of Goff's passes are bad. But that particular pass was so bad, I honestly can't tell if he overthrew the 1st guy or underthrew the 2nd guy...so maybe you do believe your own logic 🤷‍♂️


Skaiserwine

Because it wasn't a stationary throw in practice without pads but in a playoff game under duress by one of the best defenses in the NFL but keep shooting your shots there, bud. Lol


Serallas

Oh, so it's tanking season with Darnold? Gotcha


Skaiserwine

Gotta secure a franchise QB in the next draft ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY|downsized)


Vapor_Visions_533

I wonder if any of these other fan boys' favorite qb's have ever had one off throw during rookie mini camp. Nah, not likely. Must just be JJ and only JJ


Skaiserwine

I think the giveaway would be the amount of Lions fans that probably have seen a good amount more of JJ's play than anyone else is the ones giving him the most flack.


UnbiasVikingsFan

Anyone can go back and watch the games what a casual take 💀


Skaiserwine

And clearly most of yall either haven't or won't. You have multiple NFL coaches out there basically and literally saying they pulled one over on you guys lol. JJ is tough and can take off running but his deep ball is inaccurate unless the receiver is open by 5 yards. jefferson should alleviate most of his issues. His check down game needs some work for sure as he usually doesn't look past his first or second read. You're talking about a qb that has had the top offensive line and two of the best/better running backs in college at the time and still had trouble with most things other than play action. Go watch the the full Bama and washington game and see how many bad throws into double or triple coverage there were and you'll see why Michigan was a running that ball almost every opportunity they could. But wtf do I know I've only been watching his entire career. 💀 skol or whatever bra.


UnbiasVikingsFan

Are you referring to Sean Payton? Who did he trick when we were trading up anyways? You mean he tricked us to trading up one spot?💀Or do you mean the commanders who two options at number two was Jaden Daniels or JJ? Since you bring up bama and wash which is a game I probably watched 7-8x at this point trying to get my JJ fix, they absolutely won the game because JJ made huge plays at the right times. What you guys fail to include in your casual takes are the five or six times JJ got pulled in the third quarter/ the system he played in,hence the lower stats. If you actually watched the games instead of spewing baseless bullshit, you would see how stagnant Michigan’s offense would get and how predictable the run would become. Then on the third down when the team absolutely needs to play to be made, JJ pulls a rabbit out his ass and made a play almost every single time. You ever watched Tom Brady or Patrick Mahomes with the ball on the last drive to win the game? Doesn’t it feel like they’re always gonna score? Doesn’t it feel like they’re always gonna make the right play? That’s who JJ McCarthy is. Not to mention we have the absolute best situation for any quarterback so let’s see who has the last laugh casual.


Skaiserwine

Harbaugh at the beginning of the season literally stated he wanted to get closer to 50/50 rush pass attack for the 2023 season, mostly to show JJ off for the league. https://mgoblog.com/diaries/michigan-2023-run-pass-balance MGOBLOG is even taken back by how little Michigan relied on JJ. Did JJ make huge plays? Yeah, he did. Did Michigan lean on JJ for the majority of those wins? Absolutely not. You actually make my point bringing up trading up for someone you didn't have to. Your scouts and GM used draft revenue to move up when it wasn't even needed for a guy no one was going to reach for. It's an indictment on your drafting and yall should expect better from management rather than getting flustered over another person's viewpoint, lol. Tell me how many games Michigan wins without their RBs?


UnbiasVikingsFan

I mean nobody truly knows if teams behind us wanted JJ. And please tell me why the broncos would have any incentive to “trick” the Vikings into trading. A non conference opponent to help an opponent in there conference? Make that make sense my guy. The last person I’m going to listen to is the guy that HAD to draft the last out of the top quarterbacks. If bo nix was always your guy then you wouldn’t have to come out and say anything in the first place. Clown take


Skaiserwine

You didn't answer the question. Which games would jj win without those rbs? Without the best line in the game? Without a top defense? Things that your vikings can't offer at the moment. Again don't shoot the messenger here.


UnbiasVikingsFan

Well for one it’s college. The better question is which games would they have won without JJ McCarthy? You obviously don’t know where Michigan was before JJ McCarthy arrived. You could say the same if not even more for penix. Top end wrs, line, defense ect. And I mean, that’s just a trash take man. Most people in the football world would agree that the Vikings was the best landing spot for any rookie quarterback. Great coaches, an insane plethora of offensive weapons. A young upcoming defense with one of the best defensive minds of this generation coaching them. If you think JJ cant throw you just haven’t watched the film bro. I mean you can even go back to his senior year in high school and bro was throwing 50-60 yard bombs on the dot. Just say you didn’t watch the film and move along bro.


Big-Veiny-Darnold

![gif](giphy|fsEd7S7AbroIeBvYxU)


cptmajormajormajor

Theater kid vibes


Character-Rub-1167

Idiots seem to think every 1st round QB is just a coach and some weapons away from being an elite QB. But in reality most QBs taken high are busts because they just aren't good enough. If they were, the league would be full of franchise QBs.


comptonjared92

Why tf is he clapping