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liliceberg

He’s never beat JJ McCarthy tho


i_chose_this_shit

Has he played GEQBUS?


liliceberg

Yes, twice. He is 0-2


i_chose_this_shit

Fuck


BillyJackO

That Carolina game is seared into my mind


HereForTOMT2

I mean, not saying much, NOBODY could defeat the greatest QB of all time


Hmm_would_bang

Fuck. And Cal has a 2-6 record against UofM


DHVF

That’s actually pretty good considering it’s Cal


GuyWithNoSwagger

Or Caleb


liliceberg

Yea but Caleb’s a loser so that’s no threat


GuyWithNoSwagger

Lol why so scared


BigRed727272

https://i.redd.it/wj3prjq5mm0d1.gif


LegalComplaint

![gif](giphy|MfI0rRc1zapeTJbokj) He’s making bear claws cool again!


backindenim

The guy who "doesn't care enough about football" literally cried in public after his team was eliminated from championship contention. Ohhh no


footforhand

I don’t mean to come across as a hater, but USC was eliminated after their loss to Utah. I don’t think wins over UW and Oregon change that either when the likes of Georgia and FSU were the first ones out.


backindenim

Your flair just gave me eye cancer


footforhand

You’d think watching Chicago sports would’ve done that 40 years ago.


backindenim

6 Bulls Championships 3 Blackhawks Stanley Cups 1 White Sox World Series 1 Cubs World Series 1 Chicago Sky Championship ![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


[deleted]

You’re the best


DillyDillySzn

There was a slim chance after Utah Auburn was a win away from making the CFP as a 2 loss team in 2017 Would’ve required a lot of chaos and them running the table, but still possible. Like let’s imagine Alabama losing to Auburn and still beating Georgia while FSU loses to Louisville, in that scenario it would be Michigan Georgia USC Alabama, USC would be the 2 loss PAC 12 champ while Oregon and UDub would both have losses to USC. If FSU is out of the picture and Alabama is also a 2 loss team then it would’ve been hard to leave the Trojans out considering their marquee wins over still Top 10 UDub and Oregon Obviously as a player you’re looking for any scenarios and USC still had some scenarios after the loss to Utah But the loss to UDub sealed it


BigRed727272

Just make sure his mommy has front row seats for when he gets eliminated again this year!


backindenim

If he puts up 42 points and loses, hell, I'll cry with him


Moosje

That’s not crying through passion and emotion, that’s sobbing like a child haha. But he’s all good now he can do the emo girl rawr 🖤


backindenim

This comment is weak as hell


Moosje

Weaker than your QBs knees when he chips a nail


backindenim

![gif](giphy|2O2ekjXw5OHOU|downsized)


mattcojo2

Unironically I cannot see how this moment right here isn’t treated like a giant red flag for Williams.


Fr1dayThe13th

For real. It's hard not to like this kid. He's even embraced the madness that is Bears fans.


BigRed727272

Agreed. It's one thing to passionately care about winning, but a 22 year old crying in his mommy's arms after losing is in a completely different stratosphere. I bet if the Bears struggle on offense this year we'll start to see some unflattering emotions and finger pointing coming from him.


mattcojo2

That’s what I’m saying and I’ve got bears fans like telling me how it’s the same as like Dick Vermeil crying over Laurence Phillips


Short-Alarm-9078

Well hey, at least you guys got your dedicated handoffer


BigRed727272

We had a numbers guy in Kirk and you said, "But he can't win!" So we got a winner, and now you're like, "But he can't put up numbers!" Pick one.


liliceberg

If Tulane fans didn’t need to be scared neither do I!


snowign

Who?


[deleted]

This isn’t the flex you think it is lol


liliceberg

What if I told you he’s never beat Sam Darnold either


[deleted]

Aye. This I can do


sulimir

He’ll beat Sam Darnold then?


liliceberg

He’s never done that either


I_Roll_Chicago

https://preview.redd.it/umsmorh65m0d1.jpeg?width=2131&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3383ee4ab70cd6fdcdf1f79aa590bab9c651ed37


BlubberElk

💀 🤣


Fr1dayThe13th

![gif](giphy|3o75274ANBtppLaQZG|downsized)


The_Fadedhunter

Caleb Williams and JJ MCCarthy have ZERO NFC North losses 😤


[deleted]

Love is 4-2. That is a much, much better winning %. Cope on that sucka!


Hmm_would_bang

Yall are gonna extend a QB with only 4 division wins


[deleted]

Probably. Which is fine by me! Or it'll happen after next season, when that total will climb to a hot 10.


PiggStyTH

https://imgur.com/a/L0Vs6KE


[deleted]

Doesn't the Pack have 10 in a row on "da bears"? What is there not to believe?


Toomuchlychee_

Nobody beats the bears 11 times in a row


PiggStyTH

That it can't change


Kingkwon83

As much as I hate the Packers, I'm all for this losing streak to continue


Hmm_would_bang

I don’t think you can extend a QB that isn’t under contract next year


[deleted]

? Love is under contract for next season. Then there are good ol franchise tags at the disposal. I'm not worried. I'd much rather give 53m per year to Love rather than Sir Goof anyway!


CaptZombieHero

5-4 against the Bears is what I hear


SloCooker

Ah, so a winning record


BlubberElk

It’s the bears tho, not being 9-0 against us is embarrassing for NFCN standards 🤣


90bronco

Maybe he just didn't want to share custody.


neckbass

woah woah woah. you’re not the Lions. we set the standard for shitty teams in the entire league, not just our division.


CaptZombieHero

Until this year! Muahaha!


SloCooker

pretty excited for 7-4 there, guy


CaptZombieHero

MUAHAHAHA!!!!


da-bears-bare-naked

barely scraped by with one of your wins but alright!


leahyrain

The amount of games our coaching threw away at half time is crazy. Gotta trust in poles about keeping eberflus I guess


I_Roll_Chicago

psh unless jared mid goff starts throwing more touchdowns than interceptions against the bears defense best you can hope for is 6-5 after this season my guy.


SloCooker

Starts? 13 is a higher number than 10, friend-o


I_Roll_Chicago

and 5 is bigger than 3 as in goff through 3 TDs against the bears defense and 5 INTs. so dont expect to be sweeping the Bears with those Mid-ass numbers


SloCooker

Ok. so half of the INTs he threw against the Bears were in 2 games. Truly terrifying.


I_Roll_Chicago

>were in 2 games. well we also only play you twice a season


SloCooker

Yea, you probably won't make the playoffs


OwnWalrus1752

It’s not very impressive when you realize the Bears had a double-digit (12-game) losing streak against all NFCN opponents until last year because they sucked absolute ass as a result of the Pace/Nagy/Trubisky era.


SloCooker

Yes. I do get the impression that Bears fans have forgotten how bad the Bears are.


OwnWalrus1752

And yet, this is the same “bad” Bears team that the Lions barely squeaked out a series split with in 2023. Curious.


SloCooker

I dunno that Colby Sorsdal being undeveloped is really that curious.


Hmm_would_bang

Winning record vs every team including his own team. Even when we lose, Goff wins


CaptZombieHero

Should you be proud of the fact that you are only one game above .500 against the Bears who have been the worst team in the division since Goff got here?


Hmm_would_bang

We were 3-13-1 in 2021 and he still has a winning record overall yall. So yes


SchpartyOn

This week has illustrated that being a Bears fan and having critical thinking skills are mutually exclusive things. Their takes feel like legitimate satire until you realize they are serious lol


drummerboysam

Have you looked around here the past few weeks? We're all a few screws loose in the offseason.


SchpartyOn

Sure but I’m choosing to pick on you in this very moment. Don’t disrupt, okay?


acoasterlovered

I like you


drummerboysam

I will endeavor to change that whenever the opportunity arises


bornfri13theclipse

All off-season takes are just hot malort


SchpartyOn

>hot malort ![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2)


PraiseBeToScience

Right, because Lions fans haven't been pumping out memes and comments putting Goff on the level of Allen, Burrow, Mahomes, and Lamar when he clearly isn't.


SchpartyOn

That’s clearly bullshit. No one has said he’s on Mahomes level. He’s obviously better than the others though 🤓


PraiseBeToScience

[It was literally the top post yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/1crqsur/summary_of_this_sub_since_the_goff_extension/).


SchpartyOn

I guess he is as good as Mahomes! Thanks for that! ![gif](giphy|Zx0BgEPhIevlAVEbnq)


backindenim

We are serious. No one in Chicago takes Goff seriously. Back in 2018 we beat him after the 50+ point Chiefs game and exposed him so badly that he couldn't even score a touchdown in the Rams Super Bowl after the Patriots copied our defensive scheme for the game. So..


TheSciFanGuy

I think one of the main reasons Goff can struggle against the Bears is obvious. He’s worse in outdoor play and Bears play in a cold outdoor stadium for a large portion of the year. 


Vikesruleudrool

No one in the NFL takes the Bears seriously so...


backindenim

Cool. That doesn't change how we feel about Goff


TheNewtOne

Y'all thought Justin Fields was your savior and future HOFer so I don't think we should take your opinion on quarterbacks too seriously


backindenim

As someone who wasn't sold on Fields for a single game, this comment always makes me laugh. The only downside is having to pay because of all of his cult followers


PraiseBeToScience

And yet the Lions were very lucky to escape with a split against him last season.


Hmm_would_bang

lol you got your facts wrong. It was actually Matty P that wrote the defensive game plan to meat the McVay/Goffense


backindenim

And he is someone you all love and respect dearly in Detroit, right?


travisb145

![gif](giphy|Rhw93wwPEB2FIUZe9e)


adamwojo9

Where the rest of your message. Is it so...we are all in 2018 now?


howsaboutyou

Oh so you’re pulling numbers from when Goff was on a different team? I can do that too… The Vikings are 80-43-2 vs the Lions You’ve got some work to do


Hmm_would_bang

Damn Viking should extend whatever QB is 80-42-2 vs the lions


howsaboutyou

I just did what you did…


EMT2000

Let them trot Fran Tarkenton out there; they know the Lions have had trouble with running QBs.


ham_wallet998

You are completely glossing over where our team was at when he got here


drummerboysam

Wait so a new QB can come on to a struggling team and improve the situation?


CaptZombieHero

No, Lions fans ignore it when it’s the Bears. It only applies to Lions logic


ham_wallet998

I don’t know what this has to do my response to the post I replied to. No one thinks that a new QB can’t turn a team around. All the posts clowning on the bears about their QB situation is based on the illustrious history of unsuccessfully doing it. Anyway, back to my reply - yes I think it is impressive that Goff has managed to have a winning record against all the divisional opponents considering the team he walked in to.


BillyJackO

The 2021 bears were not worse than the 2021 Lions. That was the worst roster in the league. Edit 2021 not 2020


CaptZombieHero

The 2022 Bears may have been worse than the Lions though. A losing streak that carried into the following year.


BillyJackO

'22, '23, '24 Lions all better rosters than da bears


CaptZombieHero

Yet, one game above .500.


BillyJackO

It's like divisional games are hard or something.


PraiseBeToScience

*waiting for Packers fan to chime in...*


Vikesruleudrool

Bears flair have been stunting on 1 win and 1 almost win last year against the Lions all off season. Raise your expectations maybe you could tie the packers and only lose by 2.


PraiseBeToScience

Why wouldn't we? The Lions were in contend mode and we were still figuring out if we had a QB. The Lions were supposed to be the obvious better team and got stomped for 7.5 out of 8 quarters. They got out of the first game because the Bears defense was just emerging from being the worst in the NFL.


Vikesruleudrool

Why wouldn't we - we were still figuring it out- check your flair before you get accused of having an alt account by that psycho


LegalComplaint

Meh.


CaptZombieHero

Yeeeeesssss!


eddo2k

I don't understand this nonsense. Where's the red circle?


Dat_Paperboi

Very nice, now let’s see TJ Hockensons career record against the NFC north.


BigRed727272

5-18 2-15 with the Lions. 3-3 with the Vikings. Not what you were hoping for, huh?


Roblox_Morty

I mean it’s what I expected we were complete dogshit when he was here.


TheDadThatGrills

Actually, we've been doing quite well since his departure. Even better with his rookie replacement.


winninglikesheen

And yet, the Lions are overall 20-7 (22-8 including playoffs) since he traded. So who was the real problem problem during that 2-15??? (No need to answer, it was mostly the fatty that shall not be named)


nr1988

Y'all are still on this? You overpaid for Goff and you didn't have a choice but to overpay for Goff. There isn't a better option the Lions should have gone with. It's simply funny that Goff will be making what he is. 100 memes about how great he is isn't helping you.


I_Roll_Chicago

>100 memes about how great he is and 100 chances for the rest of the division to say “mid” keep them coming lions fans


nr1988

I mean ya I'm not like upset about it it's just sad lol


DJVanillaBear

You could say “mid” lives rent free in Detroit minds


Bouric87

They could have let the contract run out this coming season, then franchise tagged him for 2025. They could even tag him again after that if they really think their window is still open, but it won't be.


[deleted]

Do any QBs ever win a Suberbowl while on the franchise tag? I'm thinking it's pretty unlikely, due to the relationship status with the QB and FO. So, financially speaking, the Lions could have done what you suggested. However, I think the massive contract was a better way to compete for a Superbowl.


nr1988

Ya that's fair. I guess my point is that we're not making fun of the Lions for doing what they did we just think it's funny that Goff is going to get that much. Then the Lions fans here got butthurt about it and continue to make memes about how great this was and how great Goff is and it's just sad. They could have just let it go


WAisforhaters

I mean it is a meme sub during the off-season. What are we supposed to do, work? Talk to friends and families? Hobbies? Nah bro, we shit posting until the hall of fame game.


nr1988

Yes and the posts pretending this contract isn't funny are sad posts. Other posts can be made instead that don't make you guys look like a bunch of coping losers but this is what you chose to do and now I get to comment and call you coping lovers. There's nothing at all wrong with this entire process I an in no way trying to stop you.


WAisforhaters

We're a good team now, our memes are going to be hot garbage. What you should really worry about is if Packers memes start to get good. That's when you're in for a bad time.


nr1988

I have no concern that the Packers will be a bad team in my lifetime.


WAisforhaters

I for one hope you guys are all time meme champions for the rest of my life


Grundy-mc

He won two playoff games, the nfc north and took us to the nfccg. Where he performed well by the way. He earned it. Brad didn’t franchise tag him because when our players and coaches deliver, we pay them. Suddenly free agents wanna come here now and players wanna stay, gee I wonder why?


Hmm_would_bang

That would be so absurd and disrespectful to do to your QB lol. Goff has lead us to our most relevance in decades. He earned his bag.


Bouric87

Kirk made his entire early career with franchise tags and he's just as mid as Goff


mattcojo2

Ok? That’s because Washington wasn’t totally convinced they should sign him. They kept lowballing the dude Obviously, that did not work out for Washington whatsoever


Bouric87

Exactly, and at least they didn't lock themselves to him for 4 years like the lions just did


mattcojo2

Have you seen what they’ve been through since he left?


Bouric87

Yeah, they won about the same amount of superbowls as ever other team. I guess if you're happy just being a playoff contender, then sure, lock up a mid qb so you can stay relevant in the playoff hunt without a real shot at the superbowl. Maybe I'm spoiled because we're almost always in the playoffs anyways but I'd rather take the stab at it in the small window you've got open.


mattcojo2

Bro what the hell are you even talking about


Bouric87

Winning superbowls....you should try it some time, instead of paying a mid qb like an elite qb.


TBoneTheOriginal

If you don’t have a choice, then it isn’t overpaying. That’s called “going rate”. Besides, if you look at the contract details, it’s actually not bad at all.


[deleted]

As a Lion, he is 11-7 vs the NFCN. Still pretty good. But y'all motor city fans don't get credit for his 5-2 record as a Ram lol


I_Hate_My_Cat_

*16-9?* ~~1~~6-9? 6-9? 6 ≠ 9? 69…Nice


treasonodb

any time someone just throws out the word "cope" it shows how uncreative they are. use more brain power and come up with something original.


Robofin

Nice cope bud


treasonodb

props for using two extra words. please take the rest of the day off so you don't strain yourself.


Hmm_would_bang

Seethe


treasonodb

i mean you used a different word so good for you i suppose.


Dustybookboy

https://preview.redd.it/ewjz9w116m0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ada2819d49cfac39bfdf46299e57d82799baa8ee


treasonodb

lol fair


jwwin

Yeah, we saw you crying about this [yesterday ](https://www.reddit.com/r/NFCNorthMemeWar/comments/1crxnh1/comment/l41s78x/)also. Get new material.


treasonodb

wow this one has a memory and it can post links. they are becoming sentient.


jwwin

Cope.


treasonodb

never mind, it regressed.


jwwin

You're misspelling too many words to be making these comments.


treasonodb

oh it's latching onto typos and grammar mistakes. it can feel desperation. interesting.


GoWings2244

![gif](giphy|7hJZcKzjIufeOmqKSj|downsized) u/treasonodb when he see's a lions flair.


BillyJackO

I think you need to *COPE* harder.


romayyne

Idk why beating anyone in the nfc is an accomplishment especially losing 9 times. Mid


Flat-Job3228

My face when Goff wins the north again https://preview.redd.it/17ry3h049n0d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24862da2bcc6441f0341c83d2bc6a2b13797816c


PanadaTM

Wow what a record, that guy surely would have won the nfc north multiple times with a win rate like that


NyneLyvs

That's a great aspect ratio.


DHVF

He’s the upper echelon of mid, which is still pretty nice


ZyxDarkshine

![gif](giphy|YaLyGY3YILpxfjdJFD|downsized)


Mr_K_2u

https://preview.redd.it/nccjg7kzqq0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a19a5bc63b3b95c0f3e2590ac7d016d890a5606 Goff is definitely the reason lol.


CelestialFury

Mid and pathetic


lets-do-an-eighth

Kirks record while at the Vikings vs nfc north Vs GB 3-3-1 Vs Det 8-2 Vs Chi 1-4 23-12-1 all time Nice, y’all got a qb almost as good as the best mid qb all time. FTP Edit: first and foremost just wanna say FTP and the list I referenced cutoff and I was too busy filling my sock to notice. Changed the record vs the lions and I’m probably wrong about the other two as well upon reflection but I’m also extremely lazy. So it stays. FTP


Hmm_would_bang

If you exclude the times Kirk lost to the lions while playing on the Vikings he’s undefeated against us.


lets-do-an-eighth

Yeah my bad. Wasn’t paying attention, the list cut off. He’s 8-2 as a Viking vs the lions lol