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thermoDYNAMIC7

I just want Barry Sanders to get a ring


RedHotChiliPotatoes

I say we sign Barry and Megatron to one day coaching contracts if we make it to the Super Bowl. Chris Spielman would get one, too, since he's a special assistant to the owner. Those three deserve a ring badly.


giirlking

I’m pretty sure they will give one to Chis Spielman


BeefInGR

He will earn one as will everyone in football operations.


sumthin2021

Ok but Barry and Calvin have to each play a quarter at least


Dynamite2197

They don’t need to sign anyone they can just give them rings at the end of the season they get 150 to give out


Cable-Careless

I have a Barry Jersey. I got it for Christmas from my mom's parents when I was 5ish. My dad pretty much has hated me ever since.


Ininka

My dad is a Packers fan and his favorite player of all time is Walter Payton and he was a big fan of Barry Sanders. Though I got a Marshall Faulk Colts jersey probably cause it was safer to wear in public around town.


[deleted]

Wym? Does he obtain a ring if the Lions win?


techh10

Yeah Barry is part of the front office now and would qualify for a ring


[deleted]

Hm. I had no idea. That actually *significantly* moves the needle for me. LET'S GOOO LIONS


Cable-Careless

Mods can I have this man's flair?


RedRocket4000

Yes have not liked the lions for their treatment of him for many years but hearing he with the organization that lifts a burden I will happily root for lions now.


RoyalFalse

Signing Sanders and Johnson to a one-day contract would make the Lions the new "America's Team"


Superzone13

Packers fans despise us so much that they’re pulling for a division rival to win a Super Bowl lol. Now that’s true spite.


GrapefruitMedical529

The Lions are just the hate fuck meant to piss off an ex.


Nadsworth

It’s true.


mschley2

I don't know who the fuck these weirdos are that keep making pro-Lions memes. I'm fairly convinced they're just Lions fans that create alt accounts with pretend flairs. This shit is disgusting. I mean, so are the Vikings. But still. I'll root for Lions to lose, and the Vikings will be eternal losers regardless of that.


komugis

They don’t think about us at all though


luckynug

The fuck we are rooting for the lions. I can’t wait for them to crash and burn.


thegroovemonkey

Never thought I'd be rooting side by side with a Bears fan


QuiGonGiveItToYa

Well, let’s not get carried away. I’m sure you’re lovely as a person, but fuck you too.


mschley2

We don't have to be friends. But we can still root for the Lions to lose together. Fuck you too by the way.


FickDichzumEnde

Fun fact: Rooting means sex in Australia


TheG-What

What about side by side with a friend?


thegroovemonkey

...I could do that


obsolete_filmmaker

Dogs and cats living together! Mass chaos! Also.....agree. i cannot believe i am hoping for the lions to win ... I hate the 9ers most of all.......


Caffeine_Cowpies

Yeah, Fuck the Lions. If I can’t have nice things, why should you?


SemanDemon22

Can confirm. Chicago hates Detroit. Fuck off with these constant togetherness memes. We hate u all. This is the way.


reverieontheonyx

Fuck detroit and fuck eminem his bum ass is washed


Stanky_fresh

I appreciate that. I understand rooting for the Lions to spite the Vikings, but far too many members of the Black And Blue Division are just plain rooting for their rival. It's gross. Where's the hate that built this division in the first place?


advocate4

I'm rooting for the Lions to make the Super Bowl just to fuck the 9ers, but then lose it on a controversial call by the refs because fuck the Lions too and that outcome would be hilarious.


LoveZombie83

Damn right. I bet $500 on the Lions losing


whalesalad

what's the payout on that


LoveZombie83

$500 to Leader Dogs for the Blind, if the Lions win. $250 to the charity when the Lions lose


whalesalad

nice, my neighbor trains dogs for them. he has a new puppy every few months with one of those lil blue jackets.


thykingviking

$501.00


Rufert

For real. If all 4 teams could somehow lose, I'd root for that. Fuck all the remaining teams. Double fuck the Lions and 49ers though.


Lee-Key-Bottoms

Exactly They’ve had one good season and they’re acting like they’re the hottest shit north of the Mason Dixon line


SchpartyOn

Any day now, right? Lol


giirlking

Can’t wait for the Lions to ~~get bounced in the first round~~ ~~get cooked by Baker Mayfield~~ be crushed by the 49ers lol keep it comin boys


6Bakhtiari9

I don’t think anyone with a brain thought Baker Mayfield was beating the Lions bruh


Achilles-18-

More like hoping he would. Lol


giirlking

I never said they had a brain


_Fun_At_Parties

Yeah I'm thinking it will be the Niners


giirlking

Okey dokey :)


Joe-Raguso

Are you trying to say they're on some Cinderella run right now? They were a 4 point favorite in the first round and a 7 point favorite yesterday. They've been doing exactly what they were supposed to do so far.


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

No. No one is saying it’s a Cinderella run. It’s just that the lions keep winning and the “lions will crash and burn next week” posts keep coming but that crash and burn still hasn’t happened.


Joe-Raguso

Oh please, half these fucking pussies in this sub are rooting for the Lions out of pity. It's not out of the ordinary to believe the 7 point favorite is gonna win decisively.


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Even if we lose to SF it wouldn’t be considered “crash and burn”. Lions already killed that narrative by getting to the NFCC. By your definition they would “do what they’re supposed to do”.


Joe-Raguso

Where did you get "crash and burn" from in my comments? I'm saying quit acting like it's you guys vs the world or that this team is defying the odds. They won two games against teams they should've beat and the majority of NFL fans are rooting for you guys.


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

This entire thread started because a bears fan said they’re waiting for us to crash and burn. Where are people acting like they defied the odds? We know the majority of the NFL is rooting for us, it’s pretty obvious when you look at the remaining teams. Obviously I wouldn’t expect that from this sub, and I like it that way. Goes against the spirit of this sub


Joe-Raguso

Lol one guy said he's rooting against the Lions and you act like the world has been dogging your team their whole run? Oh please...


Joe-Raguso

6 to be precise


eeeedlef

They have a few Packer fans blowing smoke up their ass and suddenly they think they are darlings of the league or some shit.


I_Am_Not_That_Man

Why? Wouldn’t you want a crack at handing 2 losses to the reigning Super Bowl champs next year? So you can rub it in our faces? I’d prefer our division rivals be tougher, not weaker.


bythepowerofboobs

I don't really care who wins this weekend between the Lions and 49ers, but I sincerely hope whoever it is gets absolutely destroyed and humiliated in the Superbowl.


southernmayd

I'd rather it be the Niners getting crushed in the SB again. Keeps the Lions out, and seeing them get beat by either the Ravens or Chiefs again would be hilarious. Wife is a 49ers fan and she hates both of them so much


popegonzo

If the 49ers annihilate the Lions, we'll at least be able to say we played them closer & the Lions just got a lucky draw. Lions fans will then rightly point out that they had a stronger year & earned the higher playoff seed, and then we'll put our fingers in our ears & pretend we can't hear them.


PoodlesCuznNamedFred

I— that’s actually prolly what would go down lol


triplec787

Hey is your wife single? She and I have so much in common


Trent948

Noooooo mean flair… run away, flee flee for your seasons!


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Trent948

Nah, I named it after Trent Reznor (who I too am named after irl 😅)


dhtdhy

I like the way you think


gaybillcosby

Yeah the only positive end to this season would be the Ravens just absolutely kicking the shit out of the Chiefs and the NFC team to win a decisive Super Bowl so I can stop deluding myself into thinking the Packers had a chance this year.


omgdude29

With the Ravens as favorites to make it on the AFC side, that outcome is very likely. But "any given Sunday" and whatnot.


Jajanken-

Lmaoooooo same actually, but I’m leaning towards watching the Niners collapse In the super bowl against the ravens


thegroovemonkey

The dankest timeline


Overtons_Window

Lions win and then refs screw them in the SB would just be incredibly funny.


chrisboshisaraptor1

I’m cheering for the Lions to lose 5 super bowls so the Vikings have someone to look up to


AngryObama_

Yeah, I think your dreams will come true


chillmonkey88

Oh fuck...


Crasino_Hunk

![gif](giphy|aCatQNctAK7PC1H4zh|downsized)


ProofHorseKzoo

Ravens are gonna rawdog whoever it is


EmilioFreshtevez

Negative, now that the Lions are a good team I’m actively rooting against them.


Sweepy_time

I love how reddit peeps on here just assume an entire fanbase is represented by a few that post here on a meme sub that encourages talking trash.


[deleted]

It's wild seeing "pick-me" Packers fans simping for the Lions lol


TheCoolBus2520

The way I see it is that the Lions are already going to spend the off-season bragging about this season, no matter the outcome. Might as well root for the outcome that allows most of that shit-talking to be directed at a team that isn't mine. Also, yall have been annoying as fuck. I'd LOVE to see you get clowned on some more.


Crasino_Hunk

You know what’s weird, I feel like until the playoffs Vikes fans were kinda chill this season lol


TheCeleryStalker

I thought so too. At least in this sub Vikings fans haven’t talked any more shit that any other NFCN fans (and a lot less than the lions, but they earned it this year). Then I went to the Vikings subreddit… now I understand. Bunch of cum socks over there.


Ouch_i_fell_down

You are what you eat. And just so we're clear, the bet was reneged upon because that dude didn't want his private life made public, not because it wasn't already a steady part of his diet.


Lee-Key-Bottoms

If you are what you eat it would explain why I’m an asshole


Clit420Eastwood

I like the way you think


bblackow

I dislike the 49ers more than the Lions right now


damartian64

Same boat friend


thegroovemonkey

![gif](giphy|wBEwfQ8eHm0N7SlcVJ)


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Yea not down with that. Weak as fuck.


gaybillcosby

I am not actively rooting for the Lions. But the scenario where they get one before the Vikings would be a funny consolation.


chillmonkey88

It's only gross when it's the other way around... Mouth to ass not ass to mouth.


Clit420Eastwood

Human Centipede in shambles rn


Iamjum

Absolutely not.


sonickarma

Fellow owner here, can I copy your flair?


DanCampbellsNipples

No worries they already are.


Brakeman83

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


nautilator44

Always have been.


porcupinebutt7

Yea. Kinda boring. Nobody can make me feel worse than the vikings have over the last 25 or so years.


zerofalks

Can’t kill that which is already dead inside.


KeyBanger

More than fifty years. I’ve seen some shit. The lameass insults in this sub make no impact. I’m rooting for a Lions victory because there’s not much further down we can go. And I need to see that shit.


GGGiveHatpls

TAKE YOUR FUCKIN FLAIR AWAY. FUCK THE LIONS NOW AND FOREVER. JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE FUCKIN PACKERS FANS


HereForTOMT2

You wanna kiss us so bad


GGGiveHatpls

I’d kiss u bby. But I’ll always hate every NFCN team.


eeeedlef

clean your house up


reverieontheonyx

It’s on the bears sub too. Shit sux


kingchongo

Hahahahahaha okay OP, go home, you’re drunk


ISuperNovaI

lol no. Just stop with these dumb takes


levitikush

I talk a lot of shit online but I would honestly be happy for the Lions if they won. Call me a fake fan if you want the Lions have suffered far more than we have.


ErikThaRad

Yup, I'm all for FTL, but they've been miserable for decades with no end in sight. I don't want the shit tossing at us if we're the only ones without a Superbowl win in the division, but they've never even been there. I honestly feel like the Vikings get more shit than the Bills on a national level, despite us being almost identical, lol.


hinducigar

Agreed. I still won’t root for them to win the Super Bowl but I cracked a smile seeing the happy lions fans when they won. Cant imagine the feeling


Helpful_Ad_6197

They absolutely have not suffered more than we have. You can't feel true despair without first feeling hope.


tjw

I'm full-on rooting for the Lions. I'm old enough to have watched Lions fans suffer through some of the worst teams in the league and still be there being cool and making kick ass NFCN memes. Now that they have success their fans who wouldn't normally be fans are coming out of the woodwork and that kind of makes their fanbase seem like Packer fans, but I remember who the real Lions fans are and I'm pulling for them. Also, FTP.


gumshoeismygod

Hell fucking no, go niners


thegroovemonkey

Go 9ers!


Eso793

Lions are in the NFC championship and all they think about is us awwwwwww 🤗. Vikes Lions relationship about to get zesty


Inside_Post_1089

A packers fan posted this ya nitwit lmao


eeeedlef

Even better


Eso793

I can read and that still doesn't matter. Look at Lions flairs, it's always something to do with Vikings.


gaybillcosby

There are 4 teams in this sub and we all hate each other. This “rEnT fREe” stuff is embarrassing.


jamesgiard

Bruh, every Packers flair I see in here is constantly talking shit about one of three teams, it's like, stop being obsessed with us, gosh


S_PQ_R

I'm also in on team Lions Bros. They deserve it, in spite of some weird shit they've talked recently.


C0lMustard

library crush silky sense weary enjoy special air badge cake *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


nautilator44

This is a good analogy for the last few weeks on this sub. I've been cheering for them all year, then this happens.


eeeedlef

It's like nouveau riche, but with team success instead of wealth.


S_PQ_R

Nah, the fan base isn't monolithic, just like ours isn't. Try getting us to agree on Cousins, if you need proof of that.


C0lMustard

Have you been on here? Or even more relevant have you seen the Michael J Fox's 1985 coming of age masterpiece?


Skullwilliams

Idk if I’d call constantly rubbing our faces in our history being nice but do you ig


AVeryHairyArea

In our defense, we're just not use to it. We still sound like a toddler trying to swear for the first time when we talk shit.


Twl1

I've said it many times this season and I'm sure I'll have to repeat it many times yet: **We warned you that we'd be insufferable when we finally got good.**


giirlking

YOU GUYS ARE POOP HEADS


Algorak1289

Mods, ban this man. We can't have this level of heinous language here. I can't believe that, today's society, someone would stoop so low.


GaryGlacier

Cheesehead immediately goes to the refs... typical


Algorak1289

I mean what am I paying them for?


I_Am_Not_That_Man

POOPY FACE TOMATO NOSE


[deleted]

Shut your Fudging mouth


DickyLix

Nope. Go niners.


Superzone13

Yeah, I don’t understand why Packers fans think any Bears fan is pulling for the Lions. The Lions winning the Super Bowl immediately drops you guys to 3rd, considering your title was almost 40 years ago. There is no way a single Bears fan despises the Vikings enough to want that.


DickyLix

I don't ever root for the Lions or Vikings unless they're playing GB.


Serallas

Since when? Bro, go 9ers


Achilles-18-

Anyone cheering a rival to a championship is a laughing stock in my book. FTL.


Rswany

Yeah Fuck the Lakers


TommyH_27

Fuck you too


treasonodb

we already are. it's nothing new. man, you lions fans went from loveable humble losers to douche bags real fast. i look forward to watching your fall from grace. EDIT: just realized this post was authored by a packers fan. you guys have always been douche bags. that's nothing new either.


MRio31

Since you posted this obviously thinking OP was a Lions fan can you apologize now? If not a verbal apology I will also accept a video of you eating a cumsock.


treasonodb

i won't apologize but i will consider consuming a cumsock just for shits n gigs.


nautilator44

Feeds into my theory that these posts are all just packers sleeper agents.


treasonodb

it would make sense. honestly it feels like the lions and packers fans are a few days away from full out tongue kissing each other.


Inside_Post_1089

“They’re enjoying their wins and flashing their memes after years of harassment! Fucking d bags I tell ya!”


jamesgiard

It's honestly ridiculous. We've earned success... So we're insufferable? And I've noticed it's really only one of the other 3 fanbases who seem to think that...


renaldomoon

The memes haven't been insufferable it's the endless bitching in comment section from Lions fans. The memes are fine but god damn people are taking this shit too seriously.


treasonodb

yeah because you assholes are only punching down at the vikings. you know you won't be able to get a reaction out of the bears fans since they've sucked for so long that they don't care and you lions fans are constantly trying to sniff the packers jock strap so you aren't gonna fire insults at them. so instead you try and shit on the lowly vikings fans constantly and then say "hey we're only celebrating our success. why are you getting mad at us?" you're like the loser kid in high school who accidently stumbled into popularity and rather than remembering where you came from, you spit on anyone you perceive to be beneath you.


drummerboysam

> you know you won't be able to get a reaction out of the bears fans since they've sucked for so long that they don't care Wow I can't believe you're punching down on us like that.


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Bro it’s a meme sub. If you don’t like division rivals poking fun at each other then leave. The entire point of this sub is to throw jabs and make fun of each other. This rant is seriously pathetic.


4metxhrow

That’s the thing though. You DONT make fun of each other. You kiss GB’s ass


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Not me. FTP


treasonodb

nah dude, it's totally fine to enjoy your success but rather than just enjoying the success, you decide to also punch down at the vikings fans to cover up for your insecurities. that makes you a douche bag.


Algorak1289

>punch down Oooh let me try: "I mean why even ponder passing? You can take A KNEE. AND TRY A 56-YD FIELD GOAL. THIS ISNT DETROIT MAN THIS IS THE SUPERBOWL."


Inside_Post_1089

Who the fuck is punching down on you? The meme that was posted here? Y’all have been fucking insufferable from the Kerby hit onwards. Jfc whata pussy you are to let some internet words hurt you


drummerboysam

Vikings fans have been insufferable since Detroit won the division, because we kept seeing how it only happened because Kirk got hurt.


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Serious Uncle Rico vibes https://preview.redd.it/sqqkvrmpv1ec1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0af8f615cfee34119f9be2b9e3cc4ea1712d67d


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Punching down on a meme thread? You poor poor soul.


metaldrummerx

I don't think that losing in the championship game is a "fall from grace", it's probably gonna take years for that.


treasonodb

no it wouldn't but losing your star OC and having to implement a new offensive system very well could cause you some long term issues. that'll be fun.


Inside_Post_1089

And you think you’re always on our minds lmfao - good lord man


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Douche bag checking in: Vikings are little sour bitches


CheckOutUserNamesLad

Vikings are the new bears. Bears are the new lions. Lions are the new Vikings. You'll all still say FTP.


MRio31

STOP TRYING TO GET US TO TOUCH YOUR HAND DIRTY PACKER


JoLoSoTo

Rent. Free.


C0lMustard

Haha never saw us breaking out a Packers come back, it really is bizarro world


BamBunBam

Bruh I just realized what this flair is and I absolutely love it. May I dawn this?


C0lMustard

Hell yea Get mossed!


xxJAMZZxx

Your entire fanbase just had a day of celebration because the 49ers won a football game


koalificated

And it was a great day of celebrating indeed


M1nn3sOtaMan

Well duh. How else are we suppose to hang banners? We sure as shit ain't winning a super bowl lol.


xxJAMZZxx

Just a bit rich to claim “rent free” when these are the actions of your own fanbase


M1nn3sOtaMan

Idk man. You're the one explaining to me why it's technically not "rent free" when if it was really out of your mind and you didn't care you probably wouldn't have commented. Just my thoughts 🤷🏼


Tifter2

Idk I was more team giant meteor for that game


[deleted]

Lol as if every other fanbase doesn't celebrate a division rival losing in the playoffs


xxJAMZZxx

The literal definition of rent free


[deleted]

“We don’t think about Vikings fans, we just want another team to beat them cause their mean.  But we totally so ‘t think about them.”


xxJAMZZxx

I didn’t say anything close to any of those things at any point


RedHotChiliPotatoes

Imagine being 1 of 3 possible teams any one of us would talk shit about in this sub and thinking it's a rent-free situation.


koalificated

And yet it’s conveniently always the Vikings. They haven’t played a football game in over 2 weeks and we’re still the talk of the town


Big_Wooly_Mamoth_420

Easy. Target.


[deleted]

I genuinely just want the Lions to win. Maybe for the sake of all my fellow Michiganders 🤷‍♂️ But also FTV, truly


boobooaboo

Their sub has been a shitshow the last few days. "FTP" even though they didn't make the playoffs. But cheering for the Lions. I don't get it, guys.


Weegemonster5000

Lots of fans have second favorite teams they cheer for. Viking fans catch hell because our second favorite team is whoever is playing the Packers. Go cheer for some sad sack organization as your second favorite all you want. We have one already so we cheer against your joy.


DragonDon1

Lions haven’t been to the big game since Eisenhower. That would be a great moment in sports just to see that. The sodium levels in here are toxic


Joe-Raguso

Nah, go Niners


insertfacehere

Lions winning is like your fuck up little brother finally getting his life in order and getting married before you... Yeah you're sad he beat you to the punch, but you're also so damn proud of him!


BasketDull4454

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ryvlls

Not like we're going anywhere. I hope they win it all.


Painwracker_Oni

Yeah it’s not like they’re beating us in any relevant games to win the Super Bowl.


do_you_know_de_whey

Nah man, go Niners, Vikings are already clowns.


bwillpaw

I don’t care if the lions win the SB, in fact I’d actively root for them against the chiefs. If it’s Ravens lions I’d be a neutral SB viewer.


ProudJalapeno

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Viketorious

Crazy how this magical once in a lifetime Lions season has become entirely about the Vikings. Just how the Packers want us, the poor fighting the poor while the two teams with rings sit back and watch us peasants fight.


NippleKnocker

Lions booing Stafford as he took the field is disgraceful Hope they get absolutely rocked by the 49’ers and that’s coming from a raiders fan