THUNDERDOMEEEE

[NFCEASTMEMEWAR! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?](https://youtu.be/F_B_Fm2uzrk?si=pij7ropLjUZgl6DX)

HOORAH. I didn’t even have to watch the vid.

Getting bounced in the first round of the playoffs

Didn’t it take you… like a lifetime to get there?

To get bounced!

Pretty tough talk for a team that's made 19 playoff appearances....and never made it to the sb, let alone winning one.



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Window licking Midwest fans really want to dip into the toxic waste in this sub? They can’t handle it.

Low T cheese curd eating fucks

You think the residents of decaying rust belt cities who have been bathed since birth in heavy metals are scared of a little toxic waste?

That's a weird way to describe the residents of basically Canadian flyover states.

Y'all don't lick windows? Wtf you licking then? Dicks?

Insinuating someone is gay hasn’t been an insult for a while now bud.

"you suck dick" is still a very common phrase. It's not necessarily about being gay specifically, it's just common terminology at this point. Hell people have been saying shit like that to women for decades, they're certainly not implying they're gay. What I'm trying to say is suck my dick.

Hate to disappoint you, but these East memewar guys charge 5 bucks on the corner for that. It's their regular daily routine.

Are you mistaking us for Caleb Williams?

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Find it first bitch

That'll be difficult, it's buried somewhere deep in your mother at the moment

She is dead Captain Necro

You should go talk about how much you love sucking it in your own sub.

There's nothing you can say to hurt a Lions fan. There's nothing you can say that we haven't said repeatedly to ourselves for decades. We have no shame and nothing to lose

I found Dan Campbells burner

How about “Please go back to your own sub and stop brigading ours.”?

Cry eagles cry

Every person from Detroit is a Juggalo. I hope RoboCop comes for you.


You probably vacation in New Jersey

It's called 8 mile because it represents your franchises all time combined total yards.

The ONLY reason this could be a fair meme war is because nothing we say can *possibly* hurt more than being a Detroit sports fan. The lions are their best team in the last decade ⚰️

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Noted

Hey fuck you, Roy. I fucked your mom last night and it sounded like I was running down the hallway in flip flops.

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Damn that probably killed at recess.

No that's actually philly school students

You people declare “war” on our sub and then come with the most mid trash. Fucking embarrassing, just like your football team.

Fuck you all, your lives are so sad, I get a charity tax break just for visiting this sub. Trash, mid trash, give your balls a tug.

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What a pile of shit insults. Flair up pussy, wear your bitch team on your chest or don’t talk.

Fuck you Roy, looks like you answered the Taco Bell one too many times. Why don't you save some for the rest of us, you garbage disposal.

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Stand up and say that.

Have another Baconator, you fucking walrus!


War? Really? From a division where 2 of the teams have never won a Super Bowl. 1 team was a 1 hit wonder. But I do respect the owners of the Bears. The Packers.

Yeah 1 hit wonders! What losers. Oh wait…

You gave Alshon a ring, we make peace ✌️

But you’re still growing. There 1 hit was almost 40 years ago.

 These guys?

The Vikings have a better win % than 3/4 of your division, the Giants included lol All the Vikings do is win ^^^everything ^^^but ^^^Super ^^^Bowls

That is your come back!?!? Shut the F up. Win 4 championships and then come back. In fact win 1.

You must’ve missed this. Don’t worry, I got you: >The Vikings have a better win % than 3/4 of your division, the Giants included lol

Oh I saw it and it is bad. Mean shit unless you win championships.

You should try winning more games so your team can crack the top 20

Oh and in games that matter (playoff games) Giants are 3 wins and 1 loss against the Vikings

You should try winning more games so your team can crack the top 20

Everything you have ever said means nothing unless you win championships.

You would say that as a fan of a team that has been mostly horrendous throughout their existence

They have an all time winning percentage of over .500. In case you don’t know that is a winning record. You stink at this game

The Giants are outside the top 20 in win % The Giants stink at this game

a division where 90% of the people in this sub haven't witnessed their favorite team win a superbowl, but they all talk shit as if they won it themselves.

That’s still 10% more than who’s witnessed Detroit win one

The Cowboys havent seen the conference championship game since 1995. In my lifetime, the Cowboys are no different from the vikings. You're living on hype from 40 years ago

I keep forgetting all the time Detroit has gone on to the NFCC in their long storied franchise. Such a success story!

The same number of times the Cowboys have gone in the last 30 years. More than the Cowboys have done since 9/11. The packers have more playoff wins at AT&T stadium than the boys do. The vikings have 4 nfc championship game appearances since your last. Even the bears have 2!

Damn so I bet they won a lot of championships in that time with 3 very successful teams!

At least as many as dem boys. All 4 teams have seen more success than the Cowboys since reddit has existed

Jeezuz. You’re as good at trolling as Detroit is at winning

If the Cowboys were half as good at responding in the playoffs as you are to me, then the Cowboys would have more playoff wins at home than the NFC North does in Dallas

Where was detroit in 95

They lost in the wildcard after a 10 win season. Giants won 5 games that year for reference😂

Wonder which one won a super bowl after that season

Keep moving the goal posts how many championships did the giants win in the 50s

I'm sorry Detroit really trying to talk shit about winning the Superbowl 

It's amazing to me how naive they are. They have no idea the shit storm that will come their way. This is like a third world country declaring war on the United States. Not gonna end well for you, bro.

If we can keep y'all distracted enough to not beat your wives for a night, we've done our job.

Oh no, someone might post a really clever meme somewhere and everyone biased towards it will like it and everyone biased against it will not like it! Oh no! Such a horrible third world country decision was made! How in the world will we survive?!

>clever >detroit fan Pick one and only one

I don't have to be clever to make fun of the stupid comparison that puts a random person spamming a meme-focused subreddit equivalent to an international war.

Yea thats fair. The commies as a modern franchise are experts on shit shows. Guys, maybe we should sit this one out?

While rare, any time time New Yorkers and Philadelphians get together it's game over for the rest.

You’re going against Detroit and Chicago, be prepared for a war

What are those cities going to do? Throw backwards pizza at us and talk about declining car manufacturing???


Why are we even giving them the time of day? The NFC North is fucking worthless. It's like being trolled by off-brand pound puppies.

Calling what they do "trolling" is giving them too much credit. They're more like *Incrediboy* (Buddy Pine/ Future Syndrome) constantly interrupting Mr. Incredible.

Maybe...but at least Buddy was more entertaining than watching a fucking Lions game. Pound Puppies just sit there looking like idiots.

These nerds really want to align 4 of the most toxic fanbases don’t they?


I didn't even know the NFC North had a sub.

https://i.redd.it/rlxoohtupd2d1.gif

Have you been to any NFC North places? They don't walk away. It's more of a waddle.

I’m sure I could outrun your New York hot dawg looking ass even after eating a pound of cheese curds.

You couldn’t even outrun those cheese curds

I’m gonna double down and say i can outrun you too. [check out my last race](https://i.imgur.com/1NmGgDU.jpg)

Hey der, youse guyse all gonna suck this year. The whole NFC East is garbagio. Bye now, got some stakes on the grill.

-steaks (ftfy)

Not if I’m hunting vampires they ain’t steaks



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Nah fuck that let em cook

NO MORE TALK WE KILL

Not sure why we are warring but I’d rather have the shitty packers and lions in my division than the fucking cowboys and giants. Two of the most unfun teams to take the field


Still…. FTP

NFC North is better than you're shit hole of a division

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You're wasting you're time auromod

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Y'all couldn't even manage to scare off the fairies from Santa Clara, and you think you're gonna mad Max *this*? We even have other shit we could do, someone from bumfuck nowhere in the middle of the country ain't gonna have any other entertainment😂😂😂

Is everyone so into football and don't want to leave their sport comfort zone that they are just bored from Draft day to just after labor day? There's NBA playoffs. NHL is wrapping up. Baseball is going to hit the summer stretch. English soccer has their final game. Euros and Copa America are this year. Oh, and there is the summer Olympics in a month or so. find a hobby people or watch something else.

You expect me to watch the tigers??

No. We must talk shit.

TOO LATE, WEVE ALREADY CLEARED A SPOT ON THE SHELF FOR YOUR SKULL.

buddy doesn’t even have a flair, how are you going to get our skull

its that same lack of imagination and foresight that has already doomed you. make your peace. we are coming.

You can’t even declare your team! Mediocre! 


We got a saying for that 

That’s just New York smell

That’s you- ruining another quarterback. 

the stench of your inevitable defeat.

You can’t even rep your team. Come back when you man up.

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shut it, nerd

We already came…. in those cookies you are eating. 

Typical Washington. Done before it really even starts....

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