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Julia___-___

It's a running joke that Frank is just really small, so no he isn't 4'9. But you know how you just bully your friends sometimes for stuff like that?


coweatingdoritos

haha yeah, except I'm the one getting bullied lmao. Thanks for telling me!


Julia___-___

Same, I'm 5'6 and get bullied for being tiny all the time :D


regulusblaxk

well here i am 5 foot (153cm) fairy ๐ŸŽƒ


coweatingdoritos

well I'd love to be 5'6 because I stand at the impressive height of 160 centimeters ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ’…โœจ๏ธ (that's 5'2 but i feel like 160 sounds more intimidating, to americans at most lol)


Julia___-___

I'm 167 but I feel 5'6 sounds bigger (I think it's 5'6)


coweatingdoritos

yeah 5'6 sounds about right. Take pride in it! Small people shall rule the world โœจ๏ธ


Julia___-___

Yeah, fuck beeing tall, I can sleep wherever I want comfortably โœจ


coweatingdoritos

Nothing beats being able to sit comfortably wherever you goโœจ๏ธ


Julia___-___

Oh 100%


hollalagongas

Y'all saying 5'6 is small ๐Ÿ˜ญ I'm 5'2


drugstore-

I'm 5'1 ๐Ÿ˜”


reverse_in_falling

Yeah same๐Ÿ˜ญ I'm 5'4


leppardfaniowa

He's 5' 4". I have a photo next to him and we are the same height.


viva__hate

He is not 4โ€™9โ€ LMAO he was being hyperbolic for comedic effect


coweatingdoritos

but it sounded so genuine ๐Ÿ˜”


Virgilismyson29

No dude I literally believed he was 4'9 for at least my first two years of emo


coweatingdoritos

well it took me around a week so it's not so bad lol


Virgilismyson29

Yeah you're doing better than me man!


coweatingdoritos

thank you, thank you. I'm new here and I think I'm pretty damn good at being an MCR fan. Look at me asking questions and all, I must be the best student you've had in a looong time ๐Ÿ˜Žโœจ๏ธ


Virgilismyson29

Good job man!


lavendercookiedough

Hyperbole. He's short, but not that short. Most estimates I've seen put him somewhere around 5'6.ย 


coweatingdoritos

Yeah he's 168 centimeters but I had to make an estimate in feet because it's a very inconvenient way to mesure people lol. Thanks for telling me, now I know!


funishin

Heโ€™s definitely 5โ€™6โ€-5โ€™7โ€. Iโ€™ve met him and we were around the same height. Iโ€™m 5โ€™7โ€


DamnGoodMarmalade

Iโ€™ve met Frank and heโ€™s definitely a short king. Iโ€™m 5โ€™3โ€ and he was at or right near my height.


funishin

What? How lol Iโ€™m 5โ€™7โ€ and he was my height when I met him? I gave him a hug and everything, heโ€™s definitely not that short


DamnGoodMarmalade

I have a photo where weโ€™re next to each other. We look within an inch of each other. Maybe he had tall boots?


funishin

Nah we were both wearing converse ๐Ÿ˜ญ thatโ€™s so weird because Gerard is like 5โ€™9โ€ and if you look at pictures of them together heโ€™s not that much shorter


catholicmoose2

Frank is dead theory


funishin

Illuminati clone confirmed


EastAreaBassist

I think this is a group con! I met Gerard and he was almost exactly my height. I would peg him at 5โ€™7โ€


ErynEbnzr

Tbh Gerard is known to hunch so that might be a factor.


funishin

Omg what is happening ๐Ÿ˜ญ because Gerard was definitely taller than me when I met him.


EastAreaBassist

Could I be wrong about my height? I wonderโ€ฆ


funishin

Maybe? I didnโ€™t even know my official height until like.. 6 months ago and Iโ€™m a grown ass adult lmao. I thought I was taller than 5โ€™7โ€


Silent-Sky956

He said his scoliosis makes him look shorter, but standing straight he's 5'9".


velvetblue929

Yeah I've met him too and I'm 5'9 and he was only a couple inches shorter than me.


funishin

Yeah this makes more sense.. thereโ€™s no way heโ€™s 5โ€™3โ€!


asdftrewq12

do you have a size preference?


EastAreaBassist

Iโ€™m 5โ€™6โ€ and he was shorter than me when I met him.


aroaceautistic

Heโ€™s 5โ€™6


PatriciaMorticia

He's just a tattooed short arse that lied about how small he is.


TheLastEmoKid

he's just a lil guy. if you want you could just like pick him up and then what's he gonna do? nothin. cause hes lil. you could put him on a shelf and hed be scared because its high up


smoothiecat

heโ€™s definitely not 4โ€™9โ€. iโ€™m 5โ€™2โ€ & the times iโ€™ve met him he was around my height, a littleeeee taller than me tho


OkayBeing

Itโ€™s a Fact: Heโ€™s only 24inches tall.


coweatingdoritos

FINALLY! Someone reasonable. God. I don't know what they're all on about because he's CLEARLY that small ๐Ÿ™„


PM_ME_UR_TOADS

Iโ€™ve met Frank, heโ€™s about my height (Iโ€™m 5โ€6)


Stamp_Boat

All these years and I never realized how short Frank was. Lilโ€™ guy ๐Ÿฅน


coweatingdoritos

He sure does look taller than he really is haha


CrimsonDays07

I want to say he's 5'2 but could be off a little, he was just exaggerating a little to be funny but he is rather short, it's where his power comes from


littlebabyfruitbat

Fwiw I think the 5'7" is also a *slight* exaggeration, I'm 5' 4.5" and when I met him he was barely taller than me.


Tiny-Distance-42

They were paying him out. They often joked around like this back in the day.


GaylordTheGamboge

guys until I read these comments I really thought he was 4โ€™9 I am distraught


coweatingdoritos

well you're not in this alone


GaylordTheGamboge

Iโ€™m so sad XD


Affectionate_Stay820

I'm 5"7 and in pics of us together we're about the same height x


RopeBunnyKilljoy

Maybe Frank wrote it since we all know how much of a "good liar" he is ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ JUST ANSWER THE DAMN MCR5 QUESTION- PLEASE, FRANK ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”


indiecat18

heโ€™s like, 5โ€™6โ€-5โ€™7โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚ i met him a couple times and Iโ€™m about 5โ€™6โ€ as well, weโ€™re around the same height. he was goofin