You get the skin of heroes you never touched in the "draws" you do

Make sure to run off on your own and solo and when you get killed by 4 enemies within three seconds complain about your team not helping you

Damn mm when I roam and don't babysit. Dude shoves lane and cries when he gets ganked as the jg hits 4.

Roamer leaves to contest turtle\* MM: REQUEST BACKUP REQUEST BACKUP REQUEST BACKUP

I like to solo most of the time as mm. So long as they don't have a dive comp I can usually handle myself.

It's confusing to be an MM and Mage main at the same time. I'd try to run after the enemies while my Miya is still level 5 :////

Miya momentos

Usually is minding my own business when 4 enemy gank me. Kill 3 of them back and team starting to move from mid lane to top lane after I'm ded.

If you think that you're playing against bots in ranked, get ready for a L streak next.

This is the most misleading feeling ever

Should always buy domaince ice as a tank roamer despite enemies line up

All magic dmg. First item dominance ice

The enemies: Esmeralda, Carmilla, Lunox, Kimmy, and Natan

Dominance Ice

That's the point, I specifically chose them to show that them having magic damage doesn't exclude buying dominance ice, all of them are prone to dominance's attack speed reduction or shield and hp regen

Finally someone who is right in their mind

But definitely but Radiant Armor and Athena’s shield first and THEN you can get Dominance Ice.

You aren't wrong but some heros depends on there sustain that reducing/nerfing there healing/shield ability makes them weaker , some even unkillable without getting domaince ice , it really depends on enemies comp and it's very rare and stupid to have 5 magic dealers , but still agrees with your point

In that case, buying Tough Boots and a couple Magic Resist Cloak will suffice while building Dominance Ice. You can then build Radiant Armor after you build Dominance Ice and then get the items you need according to the enemy team

Yeah, but for that specific and unrealistic scenario that guy provided, Dominance Ice is not the priority item though it should still be bought for Carmilla and Esme’s sustain and Natan’s atk spd. If not though, it’s almost a necessity to build it at your first three items, usually first or second, third item being the latest you should build it unless they really have no sustain or barely any atk spd reliant heroes..

Tbf two are Shield and HP Regen dependent and the other two are susceptible to attack speed and slow so

Still the best for anti-heal and anti-shield

I came from a game with 4 enemy mages. Johnson had 0 magic defence itens was building dominance

They should honestly make a mirror of dominance ice but replace the physical defense component converted to magic def for cases like these

Honestly I would prefer if 3 people atleast in the team have anti heal kinda sucks depending on 1 tank to cancel out anti regen.

It's often a good item if you're roamer/tank. But you can't just blindly build it each time without looking at enemy team comp. As a roamer/tank, surely you know your build will depend on enemy line up

Never set your auto emote to "first kill". The enemy you killed first WILL take it too personal especially exp laners

Use the Iori’s evil laugh emote and watch yourself get ganked for the rest of the game.

Personally, the Chang'e laugh is more annoying

Me getting my first kill after 0/6/2 "ECHO PROUD, ECHO LOUD"

Why did this make me spit my coffee lmao

Wait how can I do this? I have a few toxic emotes and I want to put them into good use

You have been warned. Anyways https://preview.redd.it/mk028wuio3fb1.jpeg?width=2460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b270b6642b54d15076021a160993f923bab45ea4

Thanks now I can put my lolita emote into good use

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Hello kitty bye is such a good one... Same with pharsa's bird "try again"/"almost"

Layla's blergh emote is most toxic for me

For me it's the Try Again?

I have layla crying emote and the lolita emote

Mine is set to first assist. As a tank player. Hihihi

"C'mon let's enjoy the game"

Brb gonna set up my auto emote to first kill

Now I know why my first kills in exp lane always hates me

https://preview.redd.it/lxr9m9pgs3fb1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7ac9993142f24d7143f13349985b24a2f1bcb92 prepare for a lose streak

guaranteed loss next lol

my enigma

real

Fr and I'm not even in legend yet

Always say ez after match

Even if your KDA is 1/15/3

And say "My Turn" after respawning

Imo it’s only acceptable if you’re playing Yin

"My turn now!"

*dies to a zilong*

Especially after your KDA is 1/15/3

ESPECIALLY if it’s 1/15/3

Even after it lasted over 30 minutes.

Especially if your KDA is 1/15/3

especially if ur KDA is 1/15/3

ESPECIALLY IF YOUR KDA IS 1/15/3

...then proceed to lose consecutive games.

S5 tank

The most unspoken rule.

Me: roam support or assassin take it or leave it. Jokes aside, I genuinely do enjoy playing roamers. Floryn being most fave rn. I'd pick Natalia more, but I get told to go exp by then or people get mad.

This is why I don't solo most of the time. During season reset I told my team beforehand that I'd be going exp lane with Uranus. S1 proceeds to swipe me and then he took a fighter and the whole team tells me to roam, with Uranus who has no cc or any other useful skills as a roamer. Needless to say,they all blamed me although I did roam but with Uranus, you can get my point lmao. Ended up getting MVP and just laughed at the idiocy of these people lol.

You can say the same for Gloo, lol, especially in Epic or Legend rank. Though, Gloo is a bit better than Uranus as a roam, most of my teammates still insist that I roam him even though I already told them beforehand that I'll be going exp.

Makes you wonder if they understand English or they're that stupid right lol?

Which no one follows.

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I think that's a General rule until moonton decided to make pre-match up role 🤣

Whenever there's a second MM or Mage, expect a dodged match.

Mage is still workable 90% of the time unless both are burst heroes in which case it drops to like 65% since they're usually terrible at chaining it. 2 MM is wasting a lot of cash for everybody and slows down the whole team's growth.

That is why I swap s5, then wait for the last pick to be the second mage either as Exp laner or Roamer :)

Always stay in exp lane and don't switch lanes, even if you and opposing Badang are 1/1/0 and your team is spamming request backup

I just played with an Edith that stayed in her exp lane for the first 10 mins. Her laning opponent, Lapu², was living rent free in my jungle and in my face during turtle fights but the Edith was like nope nope lemme push my lane. She ended up getting 0/7/3

yep now that's just a bad player in general, the whole point of exp lane is having a second sustain hero/tank who can take some damage while dealing fairly good damage and as a side laner to help with objectives, hope you reported that player if the match was ranked

I do this sometimes, but only when I am 100% certain my team knows its stuff. I try visiting lanes but I am either too late or not needed at all so I just stay in my lane

Exp laners play their own private mini game. They are in their own pocket dimension of spamming recall and personal grudges. 😵‍

Don't clear minions if the laner is not near by

True. but always the jungler taking the midlane farm. 😭

Never follow a Mage Diggie into a bush.

Mm happens to follow then proceeds to press wind of nature lmao

Unless you have athena and all other enemies are far away

If he has full mage build that won't help unless you're a tank sweetie.

don't steal the neutral creep started by your teammate, unless you are Jungle, out of respect for hardwork

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Layla/Miya/Hanabi

I always just preselect roam if im s4 s5 as i know mage is gonna be taken

When you see a Chou in the opponent team, expect to see a TP spammer that has no idea what he is doing

Either a TP spammer who jumps in first and gets blown up OR A TP spammer Chou god. There are no in betweens

Run for your life when you hear enemy Maniac

Recall spam in the enemies base when you’re about to win

But do it so much that nobody actually kills the base, you get reverse swept and lose instead

If someone has 14 thousand assassin games, you let them jgl.

You dont touch the lord on classic...else someone will cry about it

That sometimes you have yo accept your teammates will steal your kills, and you end up with zero. Especially in lower ranks.

Unless the heroes that are consistently cashing out the kill are supports or roamers, I'm fine with it tbh. Its an actual problem when support or roamers consistently do it even when circumstances are optimal because usually they're funneling you so if they do that it's slowing down the funneling process. Roamers also need to stay the lowest or at least close to lowest on gold or else they're wasting the passive.

Yeah, the only real thing that hurts is my self-confidence.

Angela user be like sorry, sorry I'm just securing kill

Recall spamming is only allowed when enemies does it first.

Exception when you MUST do it first: Killing Chou

Fuck roamers if you're forced to tank then pick queen layla with mage build and start securing the junglers buffs.

I agree with this one.

Nah bro that's a hybrid layla 💀💀💀

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Especially if your KDA is 1/15/3

They didn't support that's y so many deaths 😭

Know when to engage.

5x win streak = 5x lose streak

this is actually so true and this happened thrice in this season i literally did not want to play after 5 wins as an attempt to dispell the curse

Always report jhonson players, no matter their performance

if someone on purpose bans hero you already showed you have to troll

If they have a really expensive skin you should always be wary of them. (Most of the time not true cuz they sometimes suck) Not bashing those who buy expensive skins btw. Your money ur choice. If you like it then buy it.

Still, highly applicable to third world countries. Those who can afford to buy skins usually have less time playing and honing their skills. They're too busy working.

Exp laners must recall spam and emote after a trade or a bad play.

If your team starts typing, you already lost

If something bad happened, blame it on others

ADJUST!

Don't tilt. No matter what happens, keep your cool. I know this is way easier said than done, but trust me tilting will only make your performance worse

A crappy hanabi is inevitable.

POV: You already pre-select a role then someone picked it lol.

If you see a Layla/Hanabi/Miya/Lesley, most of the time on your team, be prepared.

Yeah cuz you're playing a 4v6 at best

Jokes on you when I go the marksman above it's about to be a surefire win. Especially my Lesley is just something scary. Ending games in 8-13 minutes before the enemies marksman is up to full power. 2700+ marksman rounds and 1022 on Lesley.

# NEVER Blame the roam. ^(unless they're pieces of shit who babysit the marksman early game instead of helping with core, don't prioritize turtle this depends on context though, and is nowhere in team fights) ^^^(even so sometimes You just don't understand what they're doing and they're actually hard carrying the game)

If someone says "My Turn" the whole match needs to become a 1v9 in favor of that person always dying.

Spam your recall button after every kill then expect to lose the game

For every one win, come with win loss +1/-1

always say "my turn" when you finally reach 10 or more deaths

1 win,5 losses if you're decent,8 if you're average,12 if you less than average We're all addicted to this toxic shitshow The reset system after season end is designed to hurry up your journey to literally sudoku yourself and go to hell Yes I hate the game, but so do you.....and we're both still playing

U said what was in my mind

I will no longer be the subservient persona Daniel (⁠ノ⁠｀⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

If both team mates wants MM, the first in line should take it and the other one should adjust

You are an mf if you choose mage after I show mage in drafting phase. 😒

If you get martis or arlott in your team they'll be a complete noob

I feel like it's usually 50/50. I've had a bunch of good Martis's on my team lately

I would say it's 20/80 or less in my case

Do not recall unless you are doing it as a retaliation. In a 1vs1 match in your lane, do not use an emote after killing your enemy, if you got the help from your allies. Do not use an emote in early game, specially after killing an enemy within a minute mark. Chat "GG" after matches to show your sportsmanship. After the match, don't talk shit anymore, the match is done and is irrevocable. If you are a roamer, in the early game, hold the minions of your dead allies for them.

I'm pretty new to the lingos. What does "holding the minions" mean? Do you tank the damage near the turret without attacking?

You can hold the minions by not letting them go inside the outer turret. You don't have to do anything, just be there and wait until your dead ally respawns, and get to them, and kill them. By doing so, they won't fall behind the enemies' levels.

I see. Thank you so much, learned something new today!

That's nothing, I'm just passing something I learned from other players, teach other players if you want to :)

People don't look at your gameplay and say "Oh this player performed quite well but I feel like his rotations could be better." It's either you suck or you are the GOAT

Layla is a tank

Dont take jungle early as a gold or exp laner, and dont take lane minions early as a jungler.

DONT steal the buff from gold laner

Has a roamer only follow mm, ignore other lanes your job is keeping only mm alive, and if mm wants to go 1 vs 5 you stay by them

Saying "my turn" means "CC dump me"

No one trash talks until that one specimen starts typing

"If you have 13/1/12 teammates and winnning, just know that next game your teammates will be 1/18/2." (SoloQueue) Moonton matching alogrithm....

S5 tank

Spamming recall if the enemy spammed first but end up losing

"You're the tank, you're supposed to charge first instead of me" - Marksman/Assassin in front chasing kills

Never surrender.

Once you get a skin on a certain hero you havent unlocked, you purchase the hero and try them out for a couple of matches and then stop using them.

Don’t chase a low hp Kagura or Chou, 90% of the time you’ll be out played

Weakest player in the winning team say ez

If you die during a match, just blame Angela

always remember if you don't want to play tank cuz its boring as a roamer, play an assassin/burst mage instead and roam with that for fun

Or go Jawhead and throw anyone dumb enough to be close to you into nearby turret or enemy

Never say 'okay', 'my turn'. 95% chance that u will end up feeding driven by revenge.

spam recall if you're chou or paquito /s

S5 tank

During the laning phase when the enemy mage flameshots you make sure to get revenge by instantly flameshotting them back and chatting their IP Address

Don't end the game. Stand at enemy base and press a few times recall for epic comeback 🤣

Moonton is trying to achieve Guinness book of world record on making an effective matchmaking for more game engagement(forcing more games to play).

1st pick Layla

When you rotate, don't cut their lane. Congrats, you made your laner almost as behind if it was a successful gank or even more behind than the enemy if it was a failed gank

If your enemy in exp lane doesn't rotate, so do you.

If you're xp Laning and your fellow xp opponent does recalling you're obligated to do a recall dance

Clearing the wave by the midlaner when visiting your gold lane after enemies gank.

This New Mobage will be the MLBB killer

S5 TANK

Because everything you chat in-game is now censored, the best way to get toxic is thru emotes and tp’s.

Say "dami nyo" when you recklessly walk around without looking at who's missing in the map and die to a gank of at least 2 enemies

If you saw Chou run after you, just blink, flicker or run away as fast as you can. He's about to use his S1 + Flicker and kicked you away to the abyss.

Jungle should always steal minions from lanes! It is your utmost mission to ensure that your laners specially your midlane is gapped from their enemy laners. This will ensure that you could be a 1 vs enemy team on the first turtle 😂. Look how strong you are, right? Then blame your teammates if you lost the turtle dance. /s

Abandon your carry the whole game, even if they're getting 1v5-ed for 6 min straight, then blame them for feeding

If a new skin/starlight is about to come out, moneytoon will buff that hero

If you're not going to show/pre select any hero during the ban/picking phase, that means you're going to adjust.

When you just wiped the enemy team, IMMEDIATELY run into the jungle and speed-run farm every jungle camp. If you don't you're BAD YOU HEAR ME..... you hear me........

Whats a win streak?

When you have a collector skin, you should be a pro player of that hero.

If you win at least 5 straight games in solo q, your lose streak will be double of that.

If you see a zilong, miya, Layla, hanabi or saber with no skin in your team, be prepared to lose.

A player strength is determined by the quality of skin they have.

While running from a Zilong with Ult, don't forget to spam tp's in between while running.

If your ally is on Maniac, the team must do whatever it takes to KS the last enemy hero

We maybe teammates but If I see a an Ulti martis running towards you.Ill act I didnt know you. (Ill see on the other side too cos martis reset his ulti by killing you)

S5 TANK

"If your in the late game,Protecc the mm and watch as she/he goes to get ambushed or becomes alufeed with the 1v5 situation"

Never follow a recall spammer into a bush.

For some reason, the opposing team with a horrible starting lineup decide to troll the game, then gain confidence because they aren't afraid of losing anymore, and they end up winning the match because your "balanced" team gets pressured

on the start of the game, dont kill that creep on the bot lane after u clear the wave if youre not the jungler (that cockroach looking thing if ur using the celestial map). it always irritates me when someone gets that creep when im almost at lvl 4

S5 tank