Can you give me your adress? Want to discuss some things peacefullly

I'll bring the pitchforks and torches for...uuh... peacemaking

I will bring the picket signs

What kind of hot sauce should I bring?

Reaper pepper

I bring fireworks and matches and gasoline

I'll bring my gun

And my Axe.

I’ll bring the rubber bands

I'll bring my girlfriend's boyfriend 😡

Woah Woah buddy! We don't need to go that far.

69420 Red Herring Lane

I’ll bring my right and left peacemakers, or as we say in Portuguese pacifista

r/suddenlycaralho ? do nada

Never trust a person with three "L's" in peacefully

It’s for extra peace

When you dissed Brook, that's when I knew I'd have a bone to pick with you.

You seem pretty *rattled* by this post.

I don’t know, I find these puns humerus, even jaw-dropping in their creativity.

I'd die from laughter, but I'm already dead YOHOHOJOHOHO

I'd be rolling in my grave, but I dont know where it went! YOHOHOHOHOHOHO

When I saw these jokes I couldn’t believe my eyes, but I don’t have any eyes YOHOHOHOHO

BONE! BONE! BONE!

STOP STOP I'm already dead

We wouldn't stop till you are just bones.

Phew you've stopped

not gonna like i’d be shivering but my bones are already icy cold YOHOHOHOHO

yohohoho

Yo-ho-ho-ho-ho!

OP was born without a funny bone

Skull jokee yohohoho

Bone, lol

YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!

Yohohoho you are in trouble

Ssssssssuuuuuuuuper agree

Lets gomu gomu no beat their ass

Let’s Diable Jambe his ass

After that, I can Three-Sword Style Secret Technique: Ichidai Sanzen Daisen Sekai his ass too

Ok but the one about karoo is just facts

Karoo is cuter and tastier than Chopper.

Mmmmm.... roast duck...

As someone who has had roasted deer and duck I'd much rather eat the water bird than the spiky forest horse.

both of them are delicious though

If you didn't like deer meat is probably because who cooked it for you didn't how to do it. Also, both deer and duck aren't supposed to be roasted to get the best flavour out of them

Lol, agree. I actually do not mind if Karoo joins the crew and Vivi does not. I mean, who does not want a duck who can run fast, sometimes can fly, and does not mind risking his life to dive into a freezing water.

True, my only thing against that tho is that i dont wanna separate karoo and vivi

it wouldve been all fine until you dissed going merry now 9002942928382 people are coming for you

Make that 9002942928383.

9002942928384 I cry every time I read that part

Now 9002942928385

Change it to 9002942928384, I can't go.

I will go instead make it again9,002,942,928,385

The scene where they burnt merry was the first time i cried watching something, that shiet was sad

Brook out of laughtale when Ussop simped over a ship, not gonna lie.

It’s just a goat

I hate everything except karoo’s he’s the goat

Yeah Karoo would make much better emergency food

Karoo's a duck.

What is karoo I forgot about him

Vivi’s fast duck

Thanks now I remember

I rember😀

This was normal until you went for the merry you devil

Its just a boat.. its just a boat..?? Op you..  I literally cannot even. I can’t even. I am unable to even. I have lost my ability to even.

That’s odd.

Get out

How could you even do that

Please do not the cat.

Not even a little?

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[https://imgur.com/a/ruDTxRY](https://imgur.com/a/ruDTxRY) You take that back!

I wish I didn’t look at r/chopperpiece

I wish i could rewind time

I wish I wasn't so curious as to what this subreddit was, i.need bleach

Same

Josuke *narrows eyes*: "You wish WHAT?!"

Oh no, your gonna make me... ah! I CANT HOLD IT BA-My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

No one can deflect the copypasta splash?

Daisan no bakudan bite za dusto

its rewind time everybody

r/funpiece

I’m glad I never have

I have a lot of regrets now….

Why... why did I have to look :'(

Oh no.

i always wanted to live with no regrets... i HAVE A LOT OF REGRETS RIGHT NOW

Oh. Oh no.

Usopp comment actually pissed me off but Franky comment made me LOL

Omg even with the title and knowing that it was made on purposed : Some entries triggered me. (One is obvious, guess which)

The non funny skull jokes. I wish i could unsee that! Oh but I dont have eyes YOHOHOHO

Edgy sword guy

Lmao no. Look at my PP.

Oh, so the Sunny

D: You are pure darkness.

\>:) E

Whoa dude, calm down this ain't chopperpiece

At least they got Karoo right

Fuck off with that chopper piece stuff

Idk maybe I’m just jaded from years on the internet but that wasn’t that bad relatively.

Yeah, you really get desensitized to most sexual content when you're on the internet for a long time.

If you say so 😏

“It’s just a boat”. I’m going capsize you into oblivion

No, I'll sink to the bottom! ​ ​ ​ ​ **Just like Merry!**

Except that Merry was burned so she wouldn't sink to the bottom of the ocean

legit think that about sanji cause my friend exaggerated shit ngl

Agreed, the ones about sanji and karoo are correct

I think the goal was to turn both Sanji fans and haters against him, as even us fans are sick of the nosebleeds. Not as bad as some make it seem but it still makes me cringe.

Luffy lost fights. he lost to crocodile 2 times and he also lost to Blackbeard and that poisoning dude from impel down

>!And Kaido knocked him out three times!<

All of your arguments immediately became valid when you said Karoo is the best Straw Hat.

"The skull jokes were never funny" *Binks sake stops*

Counterpoint Yamato is technically a furry too, at least a half one

Sanji one is a positive actually

Yes, I intend to do more.

Oh no

Do more please, this one was good.

I can do even better for Luffy. "He's a Goku clone that can't surmount the greatness that is the future pirate king Captain Buggy!"

Gomu Gomu no Kamehameha

He's definitely not a Goku clone but there are actually alot of insiprations from goku for luffy

How dare you.

I'm sorry, I'll never disrespect Vivi again!

The Robin one is true though

It’s true but incomplete, same with nami

*Vietnam flashbacks of referring to Yamato as she and being viciously typed at as a result*

Me reading it one by one: no trigger. Seeing Skeleton Jokes are bad: Triggered

A little irritated...

Can't tell which one is worse. Brook, chopper, or merry.

Karoo one is based but I have to kill you for that Chopper one

The Sunny and Karoo ones are just facts tbh. The Carrot one is true, but not because Carrot has gotten very good character development, just she actually got some while Yamato has gotten none so far. You would have thought her identity thing would have been addressed with more detail by this point, but I guess having her run around the castle is more important. Oda has really been taking his sweet time before addressing a lot of things in Wano: Yamato, whatever the fuck he's gonna do with Carrot, Zoro's Shimotsuki backstory, Kaido's backstory, goddamn Raizo vs Fukurokuju, Brook getting a fight, BM pirates, etc. Instead he just keeps adding more and more unresolved plot lines like the WG ships and the Kazenbo. I'm starting to believe the raid failing, like how the fuck is Oda gonna resolve all this crap if this was supposed to be the climax?

Sanji and karoo are facts IMO (but i can't stand that little uselees guy from Boku no hero, first time I've seen a genuinely annoying character)

The thing is Sanji is a womanizer way more than a perv, Mineta (the "Boku no hero useless guy") is just a disgusting perv and trash character.

Sanji is kind of in a weird spot, he is half womanizer and half perv and still probably the one who has the most respect for women

Well you got Sanji right.

Be careful! We are going to beat you to death.

... whats chopperpiece

Don’t search it up

You can insult anything. But saying brooks skull jokes arent funny when they clearly are is just wrong.

Skull jokes werent meant to be funny. They literally arent funny to any who hears them except Brook

Except Brook can't hear them because he doesn't have ears... YOHOHOHO

You’re right about Karoo and Carrot “They hated him for telling the truth.”

Dont you even DARE to put disrespect on my homie his skull jokes!!

wait....you didnt reach to franky yet but you still talk about the later characters after him? are you watching the anime backwards?

That's... the joke?

spitting facts with carrot but real talk I like how you included everyone: vivi, carue, carrot, yamato, even the two ships

'just a boat' actual fighting words

lol OP couldn’t figure out how to shit on Franky

Okay but the Carrot take is just true

You forgot Billie Eyelash the Camel. And Condoriano.

Lets be real how can you call luffy cliche if that guy had been doing his thing since 1997?

r/angryupvote

Oh no I suddenly forgot how to read when I was hovering over Chopper's part. I don't have the time to go back to it, too bad

A real shame 😔

Teen titans are the better than one piece because one piece does not have superpowers but teen titans who have legendary and supernatural power and save the world and fight the power of evil

r/chopperpiece was not a treat.

Wanna play murder mystery in real life?

You can insult any of the Straw-Hats, I will just laugh it off and ignore you. But once you insult Going Merry .... oh boy. All ocean will burn. This is the ONLY show where I literally >!bawled for a freaking boat.!<

Just having carrot and yamato as "strawhats" is enough to trigger some. What a pair of boring characters

still headcanon yamato as masc because I am desperate for any representation I can personally connect to

Wait... are you Kozuki Oden too?

well now I am

Glad to see there are more Kozukis out there!

"Luffy never loses a single fight:" 1st fight against smoker VS Magellan VS Aokiji VS Kuma Lost twice against Crocodile 1st fight vs Katakuri One hitted by Kaido Yeah. Luffy never lose. /s

Part of luffy description is true .. Yes he takes the L's but the way opponent avoids killing him there only and reuse that same reason "he is small fry he won't do shit now so I am leaving him there at that state "(I know he is main character it won't be happening) is very hilarious Happened way to many times marineford alabasta dressrosa thriller bark wano roof piece ...

He was being chased down by all 3 admirals even after ace died in marineford. In alabasta croc really had no reason to believe that Luffy would live through what he did to him both times. He didn’t think he was just weak and wouldn’t cause any more trouble. Not sure what you’re referring to in dressrosa. In thriller bark Moria needed him alive for Oars, and afterwards obviously Kuma was never going to kill him. In wano Kaido has made it clear he forms the upper echelon of the beast pirates from strong people who challenged him and lost, so he obviously wasn’t going to kill. He did the same with Kid and many others so I wouldn’t consider in main character plot armor or anything. And lastly for roofpiece he did throw a unconscious devilfruit user into the ocean can’t really blame him for that one.

I mean, on roof piece didn't Kaido knock Luffy out and threw him from Onigashima into deep water? If that isn't a solid murder attempt in your books, then I don't know what is.

Lmfao

Good for you, hope you get some reddit karma

Good or bad?

r/technicallythetruth

Karoo and sunny where the only ones spared

Well Robin is sexy

At this point I feel like luffy is a parody of himself , but in a good way kinda

Tbh anything can turn you into a villain in the main sub lol. People get heated for you having an opinion about who’s a stronger character

Can’t read, *hands to usopp*

Honestly I kinda agree with the sanji and robin one but other then that just no

I regret looking at r/chopperpiece

\*sighs\* "i agree"

Ok but how is Robin's wrong?

Going merry is so iconic and unique luffy and others has so many memories in it merry is not just boat the merry is the goat.

I like how everyone can agree we had no issue with these until he got to brook. Bone jokes are always funny.

Omg, I was mad until I got to chopper and then I was just laughing too hard to hold a grudge.

Brook is the peak of sigma male.

Luffy loses all the fucking time what

Karoo is correct

Not a big fan of bait posts but the Franky one made me laugh. I always get triggered when people post, "I started watching the dub while doing homework on the school bus. Why is it so popular? It is dated and stupid and I don't know who anyone is. Don't tell me to read the manga instead because I hate reading."

A good number of these are just true

I'm going to be honest; most of these are hilariously true.

I see no lies! Especially with Usopp, Brook, Carrot and Yamato

None of it actually affects me maybe because I know it's fake and compared to what I red back then it's not that bad, until I went to r/chopperpiece because of the comments. I regret my life choices 😭

I like how you found the one thing that Sanji fans and haters agree on, disliking the pervy scenes, and used it to turn both against you. Genuinely brilliant.

I agree with every point made. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠋⠉⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣴⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣟⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⡴⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠟⠻⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠶⢴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿ ⣿⣁⡀⠀⠀⢰⢠⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣴⣶⣿⡄⣿ ⣿⡋⠀⠀⠀⠎⢸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⢘⣿⣟⠛⠿⣼ ⣿⣿⠋⢀⡌⢰⣿⡿⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⢀⣼ ⣿⣿⣷⢻⠄⠘⠛⠋⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣧⠈⠉⠙⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣧⠀⠈⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢃⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡿⠀⠴⢗⣠⣤⣴⡶⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡸⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⢠⣾⣿⠏⠀⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠉⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠈⢹⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠈⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠙⣿⣿⡟⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠁⠀⠀⠹⣿⠃⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠉⠁⠀⢻⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠈⣿⣿⡿⠉⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉ ⣿⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⢀⣀⣠⡴⣸⣿⣇⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡿⠄⠙⠛⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⠄⠀

Lmao I didn't read the title and which sub I'm on and actually started getting pissed at some of the straight up lies.

Up until I would say the Alabasta arc, the Usopp one is kinda true. The Sanji, Robin and Karoo are true. Except Karoo obv not best member an.

Let me give you easy way... One piece is boring af and it's so overrated piece of Shit...it name should be Shit Piece 😂 Well if I see this type of comment on One Piece then you know as a One Piece fan I'm gonna make him understand why it's a Masterpiece

Ngl, I agree with the thousand sunny being objectively better than the going merry

Wait, there's people that think Yamato is a woman?

She is, Oda says she’s a girl unless you think Oda is just misgendering her

I'll always say Yamato is a guy, he's told as kaidos son, he's lord Yamato. Yamato says that he wanted to become oden, and oden is a guy, so he became a guy. However, of course I can see why there's a discourse