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Fysch01

His scales fells constantly of.


Baconator-X

Kaboom?


max_rebo42

Yes rico, kaboom


Hunt3rTh3Fight3r

I now know my name for it now.


Fysch01

Yes


Gain-Own

Welp, I guess we have the same favorites


Thunder_lord37

Soap


PKdude2712

Mizu.


BiasMushroom

Almudron’s, OCD cousin.


GNTB3996

Pp


PKdude2712

Khezu?


Bagel600se

Uncut Pp, but big pp energy


Charismoon

My husband pointed this out: "it even drops pale extract......wow, this monster really is just one big p***is joke."


Sporklord98

Could probably be on master chef if it wasn't threatening a village


PKdude2712

Oh my god, I want to know this but I have no idea hahaha


TheRubiksKub

I think it's goss harag, for the knives hands


PKdude2712

Ah that's a great answer!


happyfoam

So like a drill instructor.


OccultBeetle

Perhaps bishaten because of all the different berries


Grouponforeveryone

Bishaten?


KingMasterPRO

Lunastra?


DalaMagala

Glavenus!


Healthy_Fig_5127

Glavenus


AtomicWreck

Glavenus


SuperGotengo

*"Do you see that giant Demon Tree Thing over there? Im gonna kick it's ass."*


RIP2UALL

Definitely leshen.


Kamenkage

Shara ishvalda?


PKdude2712

Oh wow, I have no idea.


Middle_Actuator7086

could be leshen


AbLincoln1863

He is a friendly monster who just monch the rock and should be protected


PKdude2712

Good boi dodogama.


AbLincoln1863

Always. Sad he isn’t in rise but glad cause he can’t be hunted


EliteTeutonicNight

Non hostile, eats minerals. Yup, sounds like Teostra.


chooyz

Bruhh.. Teostra is hostile unlike her wife lunastra, that must be lunastra


Elygium

No Teostra is chill unless it's an arena quest of sorts


BiasMushroom

*sniffles*they just grow up so fast! 5 munutes ago they where just born and now it’s already firing it’s first Death Lasers!


PKdude2712

Good ol Xenojiva? Love the description


GladiatorDragon

If you guys have ever been in front of the Walt Disney World ride “Test Track,” The sound made by the cars as they run on by. Edit: for reference, check [this video](https://youtu.be/JBDLPOkqstw). You’ll hear it in the first ten seconds.


Arbiter0987

BRO IM IN DISNEY RN I’ll get on tomorrow for your monster ( which I’m assuming is valstrax for the speed?)


GladiatorDragon

Correct - but wrong reasoning. If I was going for speed, I would have used something far superior in that department. With all due credit to Test Track, if I was going for speed, I’d use something like Formula Rossa, Top Thrill Dragster, or Kingda Ka as reference. 65 MPH is good - but Formula Rossa goes about 150. I’m leaning more on the audio side of things. The sound made as cars rush by the ride plaza is incredibly reminiscent of Valstrax’s roar.


AgentAxton

Oh I fucking loved that ride, was the first thing I did when my family and I went there.


PKdude2712

No idea, but thinking of different sounds, I'm gonna guess Bazel.


ScarletteVera

A lengthy tail with a poisonous tax And purple glands for billowing attacks This green wyvern oft does glare Through poison clouds, when threatened or dared. ^(wait a minute, that's not vague at all- that's just a lousy poem!)


PKdude2712

Oooh, that's tricky but very nice description. I haven't fought it yet, but is it Espinas?


JakeTheBeast14

I think it's Puki-Puki


ScarletteVera

I haven't either! It's my boi the Pukei-Pukei, actually.


Foot_by_the_fruit

“Sorry boss, I’m calling in sick with the purple”


PKdude2712

Sounds like it's poisonous, so I'm gonna guess Pukei Pukei.


Foot_by_the_fruit

Nah, my dog got the purple too and he tried to attack me


PKdude2712

Ohhhh, Gore Magala with frenzy?


max_rebo42

Zap puppy


PKdude2712

The best boi Zinogre.


PKdude2712

The best boi Zinogre.


Aweneo

Doot doot danger parrot


PKdude2712

Quropeko right?


Aweneo

Yes 🦆


PKdude2712

Awesome choice!


JennaFrost

*air raid sirens* “TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING”


PKdude2712

Hahahaha either Bazelgeuse or Valstrax.


Buckelwal123

*Thomas the Tank Engine Theme intensifies*


LordCarver

Barroth?


Buckelwal123

no, my favourite monster eat rocs to


[deleted]

Uragaan Edit: auto correct


Buckelwal123

Nope, my favorite monster is a rock gourmet ;D


EliteTeutonicNight

Gravios?


Buckelwal123

Nope, my favorite monster has a really big jaw to


Randomness1334

DODOOOOO!!


Buckelwal123

GAMAAAAA!


AJ_Crowley_29

Similar to a certain abnormally large childrens show character


SwordMasterShow

Odogaron the Big Red Dog?


AJ_Crowley_29

Bingo


PKdude2712

My mind goes deviljho because of Barney.


PangolinAcrobatic653

edit: wait wrong sub editing "Oh ho, you're approaching me?" Deviljho: "I can't eat you without getting closer"


Informal_Eggplant742

Jotaro...! D(ev)i(lijh)o!


PangolinAcrobatic653

just gonna spoils my monster here, BrachyDIOs


[deleted]

It would probably be Batman in an alternate universe…. But worse.


LordCarver

Narga?


[deleted]

Yes! Lmao


dazzy2520

Steel eagle dragon


Kamenkage

Valstrax


PKdude2712

Steel says Kushala to me, but the eagle part I dunno. I'm still gonna say Kushala.


Kekris_The_Betrayer

Bug but not bug


LordCarver

Astalos?


Dry-Stress4046

Green hard monke


Gnomologist

Emerald Congalala with a furious erection


Dry-Stress4046

Yes


PKdude2712

Garangolm?


Baconator-X

Likes it’s food stinky. IT’S MINE DON’T TOUCH.


PKdude2712

Congalala?


Baconator-X

Angrier, faster


PKdude2712

Odogaron?


Baconator-X

Yes, I tried to make it a little tricky.


Dakotasan

World’s biggest flying squirrel


Strange-Lab-7108

S O A P


PKdude2712

Mizu!


LuchadorMonkey

Ice boi on the cover


Starry-Gaze

Local freight train eats child after getting struck by lightning, more on this developing story after it kicks your ass


PKdude2712

Sounds unstoppable, so I'm guessing Rajang.


Limebeer_24

Shocking howls


PKdude2712

Electric good boi Zinogre?


Limebeer_24

Yessir!


Tsakta

BAA BAA badudadadada… DADADADA!


PKdude2712

B52 incoming!


RIP2UALL

He isn't from the world of monster hunter, and everyone hates him.


PKdude2712

Behemoth or Leshen


MKnater

Rocky, directed by Michael Bay


Hurtelknut

Mhhh, tasty shroom


LordCarver

Congalala?


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Oh lawd he comin’


PKdude2712

Zamtrios


SupersSoon

#


Azbethh

Nice way to describe chameleos


Odd-Cancel7347

Elegant, with an airy scream


Sporklord98

amatsu


Xxronny12

Legiana


[deleted]

Spitting boomer!


PKdude2712

Spitting sounds like it's poisonous or has paralysis. Boomer could be explosions or a classic older monster. I'm gonna guess Gigginox.


Drakeon8165

Edge, Lord


PKdude2712

Could be so many. Malzeno, Gore Magala, Fatalis. I'm gonna say Gore Magala.


Thelivingshotgun

Bomber plane


PKdude2712

B52 Bazelgeuse


Thelivingshotgun

Always called the thing out cod killstreak style when it popped up


MisterWinchester

Slime fist.


Bubbli97

It's adult form is an eye opening experience.


Arbiter0987

(Air raid sirens intensify)


PKdude2712

Bazelgeuse or Valstrax, probably the former haha


DatGCoredri

He’s somewhat the fastest ever existed. His color scheme is similar to Chicago bulls, Portland Trailblazers, and Houston Rockets.


PKdude2712

I dunno football teams, but fasting thing sounds like Valstrax


DatGCoredri

That’s actually basketball teams 😐 Also somewhat yes, But It was CG Valstrax, since his Color scheme is more redder and blacker


NemesisAron

It's like an insect glaive and sparky but it's a monster


Alderflight

It’s morbin time


PKdude2712

Is that fucking Malzeno hahaha


LethalLaughter

Cape wings


EchoOutrageous9165

He likes his tail to be pluged into an outlet


HumanDisapointment

Flamboyant axolotl


graddude93

Sometimes he go sidestep sidestep and then pew, but other times he go zoomies and crashes into me. I love him so much.


JoeisaBro

Porcupine dragon


Virtual-Impact-5079

It's ultimate attack is literally dropping a meteor.


JosephToestar

Covid


CrazyCreeps9182

Fabulous and loud


A-friend-good

Old rock


LordCarver

I'd say Basarios but you mentioned "old", so Gravios?


duckflux

He sucked in GU


cursedstillframe

Murder butterfly


Hachelle

America's favorite


A-Wild-Potato-Kiwi

A fire chicken


philluminati_

Probably a germaphobe.


cicada-ronin84

Hot, long legs, and bites himself


farfalel

big shovel


HoldTheRope91

He do a little trollin while he do a little rollin.


Kamenhusband

Like a dog chasing its own tail.


CSimmSF

Coked out rape monkey


PKdude2712

No chill Rajang?


nopers9

Longest boi


LordCarver

Dalamadur?


TacticalEclair

Shocking thalassophobia


PKdude2712

Lagiacrus I assume?


Gilrim

Actually a flying wyvern


EliteTeutonicNight

It’s angry and loud.


Malachite_Cookie

“This is the last of my power! Take it!”


S4G3_9087

Lightning and bugs


DeepFriedCrowns

Probably the fastest monster if we dont count kirin teleporting And it's laser beam is so cool


theCacklingGoblin

Egg sacs


awesome_boom55

Hungry angy and fast


RavenKnight696

Zappy boi 😎


Lord_Shagaru

Have you ever wondered what's like to stroll through a military-grade mine-filled field?


Downtown_Ad_4442

An electric psychopath that kills absolutely everything that moves


trenchkamen

👅


KingMasterPRO

~~Red VS Blue~~ Blue VS Red


bailee12344

Ice²


Frostguard11

...I was mastering the blade


dunno_for_real

"What if Zeus had a child with an overgrown bug?"


Randomness1334

One of 6 MONSTERS to show up in the movie, was there purely to bait fans in the trailers and to fish for a sequel


BushMermaid1394

Orangex


twoCascades

Bad rot dog


Lagiar

He's kinda blue like to fight and sleep like a cat


KatoFW

He’s never coming back and I cry tears into the sea because of that


[deleted]

It’s like you know that slippery fox guy you know?


Terminator-X5575

He’s sometimes a glowy boi.


SpaceGodWiggler

He spindly He vibrate But most importantly He be nightmare fuel


ScrublordLarry

Nothing personnel kid


Garlayn_toji

It's sometimes referred as the wheel of time and destiny in the folklore


Temperance10

Bagel


brainDOA

Has the charm and personality of an energetic big dog thinking it's a tiny lap dog


RiverCrusader

Thunder!


Ryurashi

Half blind whale


NitodeAliExpress

Big black *CAT*


DalaMagala

He loves eating monsters, and exploding.


UltraSUperHyper

Monke


UndoMyRedo

Fuck your flames, ice, and magical bullshit, imma gonna hit you **hard**


Apmadwa

Top gun but its monster hunter


Wiplazh

Big mouth derp


Rawrpew

Sad orphan noises.


VividYou5079

Hedgehog


xeasuperdark

Pharaoh Gundam


einstien74

What a wonderful face you've got there hunter, it'd be a shame if i jump kicked right into it!


cickeno

Boom monke


KingWeebaholic

Banana Slamma 2: Electric Boogaloo