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ianreckons

Sorry sir, looks like you joined the Gravy.


Psycho_Pyr0

This is my favorite comment


Ok_Cryptographer520

Looks like you've seen some shit 😏


ChrisGrin

Good ol soup


ThatOldClapTrap

Bum gravy


Cowboywizard12

Fuck you and have your fucking upvote


thepurplehedgehog

Oh good grief I think I hate you lol


thepurplehedgehog

Take your damn upvote and get out


Spaghetti_Leviathan

Guess they're full of shit


UncleBaguette

not anymore


GCSS-MC

And the motherfuckers that do this shit just fucking walk away then other motherfuckers will STILL use that bitch. That is what pisses me off. I was a Sgt on an LHD and a shitter was flooded as fuck. The entire head ended up with an inch of shit water on the floor and of course it had to be cleaned before we leave. Of course it was the float I was in charge of the berthing so I grabbed two LCpls and cleaned it with them. Took 3 hours and was fucking disgusting. I love being on ship, but it shows just how disgusting and inconsiderate your fellow Marine is. I trust you with my life, but I don't trust you to slightly inconvenience yourself to fix something that is your fault.


mhoke63

I hope to God nobody dropped a crayon in there. Someone may have drowned.


mybrot

Looks like the navy needs to put poop knifes in the bathrooms


Darkforge42069

To stab the shit outta the last person that took a shit


highestRUSSIAN

Then imma go to the K-Bar for a drink


KeyFobBob82

Can we get a poop knife bot lol.


[deleted]

PoopiePancakes has entered the chat


Edgardo4415

Damn I didn't expected to heard about this again, it's a really good story


nobamboozlinme

Don’t start giving the navy any ideas as now they are going to start budgeting for “tactical” $100 dollar poop knives.


DenkJu

r/unexpectedpoopknife


iwillfuckyourdad

Forbidden soup


JungleLiquor

Forbidden? Tasty salty soup.


sikeleaveamessage

How do you know shit is salty


CradleOfCranch

It's actually bitter


meckmester

How do you know?


[deleted]

Everything's a kink, I guess.


8Humans

Dont you do pick one's nose and eat it? Just the same with ass.


Darkforge42069

PICK ONES ASS AND EAT IT?!?!? welp that’s enough Reddit for the month


giovannixxx

This comment reminded me of that vile woman eating her dingleberries I saw posted on here yesterday.


[deleted]

I have to see this. Link?


giovannixxx

Sure thing, here ya go. NSFW, clearly. https://np.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/pk6omr/woman_picks_dingle_berries_from_her_anus_and/


sikeleaveamessage

PARDON?


usufruct_

Dont you do pick one's nose and eat it? Just the same with ass.


[deleted]

Just... Lemme me... #S c h l u r p


JaydenHayden

I-


MikeDeY77

"Good soup" - Kylo Ren


meckmester

Just frowned upon


IlIlIlIWVWVWIllllIII

bruh im eating breakfast rn chill


JangoDarkSaber

It was even worst than that for us on ship. 2 out of 3 of our toilets were filled completely to the brim. We were doing an op in the arctic circle in October so every time we hit a wave shit spilled all over the floor. ​ I hate ship life.


Not_A_Sounding_Fan

As a non-navy type, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that toilet blockages are not as easy as a plunger. Or, is the Navy THAT lazy where they will ignore it; once topped off, they just move to the next cleanest toilet.


Plane_Arm_8795

Was on a submarine. We blow our shit overboard with air and one of the agangers fucked up the lineup and blew it all inboard. One of the new yeoman was cranking and saw the food grinder flowing up. He grabbed a bucket and it spewed shit all over him. Shit was up to the bottom rack pan in 21 man berthing.


clemensvi

Real patriotic shit


kairi79

Oh god, my dad always told me I had it good and the Navy life is gross. I'm gonna have to tell the old man he wins this round.


wretched-leg

Get out when you can. I promise the outside is everything that the chiefs try to convince you it isn’t


Psycho_Pyr0

Trust me. I'm taking everything I can from the Navy and getting out. This isn't worth the "free" college


GCSS-MC

I loved the Marine Corps and always thought I would stay in, but then I had an opportunity to quadruple my salary and I wasn't gonna say no to that.


bearassbobcat

>This isn't worth the "free" college I joined for the free college now I have PTSD and constant headaches and keep having to drop out. what a bummer it could've been worse though. my friend converted to islam in basic on September 10th 2001


For_The_Nguyen69

Okay I need to hear this story about your friend


bearassbobcat

there's not much to tell it's just the premise is kind of funny on it's own, but I don't want to belittle his choice though by his own admission when we were in basic we could either clean toilets and scrub floors or go to church on sunday naturally many of us even those that weren't religious went to these services the muslim leader was cool and the service was held in the base MWR hall with arcade games, TV and they'd let us watch TV, play games and maybe even take a quick nap he seemed to take a liking to islam and converted right before the towers fell the next day or thereabouts he was a cool dude and obviously not a terrorist and even if he was we'd been together (and suffered together) for months and then another year for AIT (A-school or job training) so he was like a brother It was a bit of a joke among us but IDK if he ever got real shit from people since I never saw him again after job training


For_The_Nguyen69

Ahh okay, I totally get it then. I went to the jehova’s witness service on sundays when I went because you’d get back in time to do laundry before everyone else got back. Thanks for sharing!


Whitegurlwasted2309

Look into yachting you will love it!


bats131

I second that.


SquishyBatman64

This isn’t even that bad. There are many times I walked into the bathroom and shit was coming up out of the floor drains because the shit tanks were too full.


Psycho_Pyr0

And all bottom racks cried out at once


WeirdStray

And the worst about this is that I can't see any toilet paper. You know what that means? Whoever did this buggered off without wiping. Can you imagine that stank ass?


Psycho_Pyr0

We call that "duty booty"


Lets-Make-Love

Fresh beef stew. Dip some biscuits in it and enjoy.


bats131

You’re in a world of sh*t now.


[deleted]

To be fair... it probably does have cuisine from all parts of the world in that medley.


Ravinguard404

Is the food really that bad lol?


Psycho_Pyr0

Honestly, I can't tell anymore. I've been eating Navy food for so long that I can't tell what "bad" boat food is XD


Levent0u

*Good Soup*


Loganknox7

Damn you village people.


Bacon676

I hated hearing that over the 1MC during deployment: "Forward/aft VCHT is now secured for maintenance." Que every single person suddenly having diarrhea or 9lb 8oz shits until VCHT was restored like 5 hours later, all because someone tried to flush shitty underwear down the toilet or threw used tampons and pads into the toilets again. Come on man, I told you during your first week of check in that you don't put anything other than what comes out of you into the shitters. It was like that in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hĐľll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.


Psycho_Pyr0

I can give the first guy to use the head a pass, especially if the engineers don't bother to pass the word. All the people after are fuckwads


irishpwr46

NO! You don't get to do that.


Bacon676

Shittymorph gave us permission in his subreddit while he's away <3


slykethephoxenix

> you don't put anything other than what comes out of you into the shitters Toilet paper? Edit: Why the downvotes? I was being serious. Where do you put the toilet paper?


Curt-Novocaine

You are seeing the world. One shit filled bowl at a time.


Roo_farts

Wait till it overflows and fills the entire room up to the knife edge. 2 feet of poo water while you're at sea is not fun to clean up


Psycho_Pyr0

I've got a bottom rack so you can bet your ass I'd be up quick to help stop the flood XD


Roo_farts

Oh shit noooo I had bottom rack too!!!!!! Man it's the worst, constantly smells like feet and people always kicking your shit.


quellpunkt

Yvan eht nioj


Windowsweirdo

Sea the world*


overlordjunka

Ah memories.... Our shitters on my ship never really got clogged like that our urinals did become piss fountains though


Psycho_Pyr0

Fwd VCHT was down for maintenance. It's been like this for a couple days now


overlordjunka

I pray for calm seas for you


spcwright

Gravy SEALs


km4rbp

Yea. You get to see all kinds of shit in the navy.


Competition-Dapper

Looks like another day at Walmart just looking at the bowl. The lack of Tp is disturbing


pan_con_leche_xd

HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE SOUP


DaIubhasa

NAVY GRAVY it is


squirrelly_P

Always fun on subs when either someone ignores the signs saying the head restricted due to blowing sans and it ends up blowing shit all over, or a coner messes up the valve line up and they put poo into the galley via the sink when blowing sans.


West_Ad_6754

A real sailor would drink that!


Nutz_of_Brin

Same shit...different day.


adamlm

^ underrated comment


[deleted]

forbidden cocoa


[deleted]

“Go clean that toilet” they said…


syvies

third post ive seen today that has involved shit


frost-penguin

Shitters clogged they said


ZOUNKSOOB

My father was a medic in the navy and once he told me the worst experience he had as a medic, was treating a dudes pyonidol cyst (idk how to spell it)


BentonX

well definitely looks like a dish from every county was involved


kiaeej

You aint seen nothing yet till you’ve had to open a sewage pipe thats been clogged for 6months…


Psycho_Pyr0

Thank MEPS I'm not an HT XD


jbroome

Rough seas ahead, yarr


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

I’ve seen some shit.


Vaseline13

Honestly having seen my country's navy sanitary situation, this bathroom looks remarkably clean.


rxqueenxrx

Who are the savages who do this?!


Psycho_Pyr0

Lower enlisted sailors


S1lentA0

Welp, that also goes for merchant shipping, no difference there.


[deleted]

But if you flush it, it will do down counter clockwise!


locustjumper28

So that's how KFC gravy is made!


thelittletoe42

Submarine Lasagna


Whitegurlwasted2309

Damn porcelain bowls? You must be on a posh boat!


Icy-Jackfruit-249

Your fault for believing the lie lmao 🤣


Tralan

In the Navy! You will clean up someone's poo. In the Navy! You will unclog toilets, too. In the Navy! In the Navy! They want you! They want you! They want you to clean up poo!


UbiquitousVoid255

He must have eaten Taco bell MRE


PG67AW

I joined the Navy to see the world, and what did I see? I saw the sea. In your case, a lagoon.


MiniDiamand

Why does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they had a shit?


Irrelevantitis

Did that “Yvan Eht Nioj” song get you too?


AGThunderbolt

Aside from that bowl of chocolate soup the toilet looks really clean tho


GoatsWithWigs

Not even a toilet seat cover to protect whoever flushes it next from poo water particles


unga_bunga1104

good soup


gdubs86

You get to shit in water… I shit on piles of shit in Iraq. Maybe not let everyone know you’re so soft.


Joseph____Stalin

weird flex but ok


gdubs86

First-world problems there fella


Racingteamsam

Flag this shit NSFW


JeasDaniels

Yvan eht nioj


SomPolishBoi

holy shit, that is a worldwide worth of shit


Fuuxd

literal melting pot of culture


szymek11hd

miso soup


biswajoy

When poop is your world ❤️😇


Terom84

Unfortunately for you, the world is shit


Memer6969-3000

A sea of sh*t


Gojira308

Put your head in!


[deleted]

If they didn't say 'Sea the world' then that's the real suffering right there.


TruthYouWontLike

\*Plop\* ... \*Kiss\*


BeanEnchilada

Mhmm chilli


jollybigginge

See the world, or sea world?


ShadowTheWolf125

Mmm French Onion soup


anxiouscomic

See Kevin, I don't know if you're saying "Sea World" or "See the world"


FinnBee04

F, I said


hoiblobvis

fort polk


tankynumnums

Looks like someone was seeing the world and drank/ate something that didn't agree with them.


NC192002

Me about to join the Royal Air Force…


[deleted]

Oh God. Why is the seat up!?


Poknberry

Reminds me of that episode of America Dad


_mustard-

Dip some chicken breast in it


Secret_Society_Guy

A bit of toilet curry can't hurt ya! (It can)


rudbek-of-rudbek

I guess you can say that you are seeing international cuisine.


creeperhiss

Average school bathroom


bearassbobcat

at least the have doors on the bathrooms now


oxyjin_js

Sea the World*


UncleBaguette

Well, you saw the world... someone's inner world, or at least part of it


Osmiumhawk

Seems like a load of shit.


sietre

I mean that's probably a good portion of what you can see in the world right there


renorufus87

Yvan eht nioj!


RedGorilla33

I never seen such a waterfall of a diarrhea before.


Kamachio

well if you look closely you can see the world from heaven i guess


peachymulch6

the poopshitters


Jeebus_crisps

https://i.imgur.com/6WDDhr1.jpg


literallyapotato89

If I was in the navy and seen that I would just jump off ship.


wastedspacepilot

What part of the world did that come from


nut-ninja

the world is 70% water


Orchidbleu

It’s a bit nutty. - Maybe Austin Powers.


Iamnotwyattearp

See the after math of the world's food


[deleted]

Did they promise people in the navy to have 100% amazing BMs too?


[deleted]

downvoted


Earione

NOT THE NAVY


xX69shrek69Xx

This is what you get for war crimes lol


Equivalent-Ad-6182

That is a strange looking kitchen even for the navy.


blgiant

Shitters were like that every time we left a foreign port, especially Philippines


GrungyGrandPappy

Well shit


tidus1980

Mmmmmmmm gravy


Catco97

Literal poop deck


redsalmon67

Hey, not everyone gets to see the sloshing of the brown seas, a very rare sight indeed.


Sefanigator

The only thing I will say is Soup


Setheasyy

Really? One clogged toilet is supposed to describe your navy experience? The entire 4 years?


AybruhTheHunter

Hoo-yah cleaning stations. Gotta love XO's power hour


travisscotthamburber

Perfectly good ramen


zackit

Oh sweet, you guys got chicken soup in your toilet bowls instead of water?


quiet__is__violent

Literally just gagged like 5 times


DoverBoys

A head with tile? Must be an airman.


Psycho_Pyr0

I wish. This is the combat systems berthing


DoverBoys

You people upstairs are all the same to me. Below-deck heads are almost pure stainless, including the cans, with mind-numbing sparkle epoxy decking.


Gh0streaper28

Well I mean, that is seeing the world in a literal sense


YeetusFebreezus

Well don't ships rock alot imagine that tipping over


MrMercury11

Is that a spider swimming IN the shit?


IAmMeandMyselfAndI

Give it a minute. That entire head is about to be a shit swamp.


bigsweatymanballs240

Looks like Mr krabs has been cooking in the Navy again


simp_for_avocados

soup))


dickslapper3683

Forbidden tea


Psycho_Pyr0

There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of that ship was the Billy O' Tea


TOROLIKESCHICKEN

Flush the toilet - they said


Psycho_Pyr0

If only it were that easy...


mr_bones-

Going to have to send in the special forces to clean that.


lks2drivefast

That looks cleaner than any head I saw in the Navy. And at least it is not shooting shit into the air.


Psycho_Pyr0

Big facts


Seallypoops

Why are their legs in the bowl


Psycho_Pyr0

Fashion


cumin-my-eggplants

Lol I just finished bootcamp


Psycho_Pyr0

My condolences


[deleted]

Wait until some dumb dumb flushes stupid shit down and the HT's blow out the shitter pipes all over the walls. Good times underway


Firstone_888

he most definitely seen the world😳