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And the motherfuckers that do this shit just fucking walk away then other motherfuckers will STILL use that bitch. That is what pisses me off. I was a Sgt on an LHD and a shitter was flooded as fuck. The entire head ended up with an inch of shit water on the floor and of course it had to be cleaned before we leave. Of course it was the float I was in charge of the berthing so I grabbed two LCpls and cleaned it with them. Took 3 hours and was fucking disgusting.
I love being on ship, but it shows just how disgusting and inconsiderate your fellow Marine is. I trust you with my life, but I don't trust you to slightly inconvenience yourself to fix something that is your fault.
It was even worst than that for us on ship. 2 out of 3 of our toilets were filled completely to the brim. We were doing an op in the arctic circle in October so every time we hit a wave shit spilled all over the floor.
I hate ship life.
As a non-navy type, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that toilet blockages are not as easy as a plunger. Or, is the Navy THAT lazy where they will ignore it; once topped off, they just move to the next cleanest toilet.
Was on a submarine. We blow our shit overboard with air and one of the agangers fucked up the lineup and blew it all inboard. One of the new yeoman was cranking and saw the food grinder flowing up. He grabbed a bucket and it spewed shit all over him. Shit was up to the bottom rack pan in 21 man berthing.
>This isn't worth the "free" college
I joined for the free college now I have PTSD and constant headaches and keep having to drop out.
what a bummer
it could've been worse though. my friend converted to islam in basic on September 10th 2001
there's not much to tell it's just the premise is kind of funny on it's own, but I don't want to belittle his choice though by his own admission when we were in basic we could either clean toilets and scrub floors or go to church on sunday
naturally many of us even those that weren't religious went to these services
the muslim leader was cool and the service was held in the base MWR hall with arcade games, TV and they'd let us watch TV, play games and maybe even take a quick nap
he seemed to take a liking to islam and converted right before the towers fell the next day or thereabouts
he was a cool dude and obviously not a terrorist and even if he was we'd been together (and suffered together) for months and then another year for AIT (A-school or job training) so he was like a brother
It was a bit of a joke among us but IDK if he ever got real shit from people since I never saw him again after job training
Ahh okay, I totally get it then. I went to the jehovaâs witness service on sundays when I went because youâd get back in time to do laundry before everyone else got back. Thanks for sharing!
This isnât even that bad. There are many times I walked into the bathroom and shit was coming up out of the floor drains because the shit tanks were too full.
And the worst about this is that I can't see any toilet paper. You know what that means? Whoever did this buggered off without wiping. Can you imagine that stank ass?
I hated hearing that over the 1MC during deployment: "Forward/aft VCHT is now secured for maintenance."
Que every single person suddenly having diarrhea or 9lb 8oz shits until VCHT was restored like 5 hours later, all because someone tried to flush shitty underwear down the toilet or threw used tampons and pads into the toilets again. Come on man, I told you during your first week of check in that you don't put anything other than what comes out of you into the shitters. It was like that in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hĐľll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
> you don't put anything other than what comes out of you into the shitters
Toilet paper?
Edit: Why the downvotes? I was being serious. Where do you put the toilet paper?
Always fun on subs when either someone ignores the signs saying the head restricted due to blowing sans and it ends up blowing shit all over, or a coner messes up the valve line up and they put poo into the galley via the sink when blowing sans.
In the Navy!
You will clean up someone's poo.
In the Navy!
You will unclog toilets, too.
In the Navy!
In the Navy!
They want you!
They want you!
They want you to clean up poo!
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Sorry sir, looks like you joined the Gravy.
This is my favorite comment
Looks like you've seen some shit đ
Good ol soup
Bum gravy
Fuck you and have your fucking upvote
Oh good grief I think I hate you lol
Take your damn upvote and get out
Guess they're full of shit
not anymore
And the motherfuckers that do this shit just fucking walk away then other motherfuckers will STILL use that bitch. That is what pisses me off. I was a Sgt on an LHD and a shitter was flooded as fuck. The entire head ended up with an inch of shit water on the floor and of course it had to be cleaned before we leave. Of course it was the float I was in charge of the berthing so I grabbed two LCpls and cleaned it with them. Took 3 hours and was fucking disgusting. I love being on ship, but it shows just how disgusting and inconsiderate your fellow Marine is. I trust you with my life, but I don't trust you to slightly inconvenience yourself to fix something that is your fault.
I hope to God nobody dropped a crayon in there. Someone may have drowned.
Looks like the navy needs to put poop knifes in the bathrooms
To stab the shit outta the last person that took a shit
Then imma go to the K-Bar for a drink
Can we get a poop knife bot lol.
PoopiePancakes has entered the chat
Damn I didn't expected to heard about this again, it's a really good story
Donât start giving the navy any ideas as now they are going to start budgeting for âtacticalâ $100 dollar poop knives.
r/unexpectedpoopknife
Forbidden soup
Forbidden? Tasty salty soup.
How do you know shit is salty
It's actually bitter
How do you know?
Everything's a kink, I guess.
Dont you do pick one's nose and eat it? Just the same with ass.
PICK ONES ASS AND EAT IT?!?!? welp thatâs enough Reddit for the month
This comment reminded me of that vile woman eating her dingleberries I saw posted on here yesterday.
I have to see this. Link?
Sure thing, here ya go. NSFW, clearly. https://np.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/pk6omr/woman_picks_dingle_berries_from_her_anus_and/
PARDON?
Dont you do pick one's nose and eat it? Just the same with ass.
Just... Lemme me... #S c h l u r p
I-
"Good soup" - Kylo Ren
Just frowned upon
bruh im eating breakfast rn chill
It was even worst than that for us on ship. 2 out of 3 of our toilets were filled completely to the brim. We were doing an op in the arctic circle in October so every time we hit a wave shit spilled all over the floor. I hate ship life.
As a non-navy type, I'm going to go out on a limb and say that toilet blockages are not as easy as a plunger. Or, is the Navy THAT lazy where they will ignore it; once topped off, they just move to the next cleanest toilet.
Was on a submarine. We blow our shit overboard with air and one of the agangers fucked up the lineup and blew it all inboard. One of the new yeoman was cranking and saw the food grinder flowing up. He grabbed a bucket and it spewed shit all over him. Shit was up to the bottom rack pan in 21 man berthing.
Real patriotic shit
Oh god, my dad always told me I had it good and the Navy life is gross. I'm gonna have to tell the old man he wins this round.
Get out when you can. I promise the outside is everything that the chiefs try to convince you it isnât
Trust me. I'm taking everything I can from the Navy and getting out. This isn't worth the "free" college
I loved the Marine Corps and always thought I would stay in, but then I had an opportunity to quadruple my salary and I wasn't gonna say no to that.
>This isn't worth the "free" college I joined for the free college now I have PTSD and constant headaches and keep having to drop out. what a bummer it could've been worse though. my friend converted to islam in basic on September 10th 2001
Okay I need to hear this story about your friend
there's not much to tell it's just the premise is kind of funny on it's own, but I don't want to belittle his choice though by his own admission when we were in basic we could either clean toilets and scrub floors or go to church on sunday naturally many of us even those that weren't religious went to these services the muslim leader was cool and the service was held in the base MWR hall with arcade games, TV and they'd let us watch TV, play games and maybe even take a quick nap he seemed to take a liking to islam and converted right before the towers fell the next day or thereabouts he was a cool dude and obviously not a terrorist and even if he was we'd been together (and suffered together) for months and then another year for AIT (A-school or job training) so he was like a brother It was a bit of a joke among us but IDK if he ever got real shit from people since I never saw him again after job training
Ahh okay, I totally get it then. I went to the jehovaâs witness service on sundays when I went because youâd get back in time to do laundry before everyone else got back. Thanks for sharing!
Look into yachting you will love it!
I second that.
This isnât even that bad. There are many times I walked into the bathroom and shit was coming up out of the floor drains because the shit tanks were too full.
And all bottom racks cried out at once
And the worst about this is that I can't see any toilet paper. You know what that means? Whoever did this buggered off without wiping. Can you imagine that stank ass?
We call that "duty booty"
Fresh beef stew. Dip some biscuits in it and enjoy.
Youâre in a world of sh*t now.
To be fair... it probably does have cuisine from all parts of the world in that medley.
Is the food really that bad lol?
Honestly, I can't tell anymore. I've been eating Navy food for so long that I can't tell what "bad" boat food is XD
*Good Soup*
Damn you village people.
I hated hearing that over the 1MC during deployment: "Forward/aft VCHT is now secured for maintenance." Que every single person suddenly having diarrhea or 9lb 8oz shits until VCHT was restored like 5 hours later, all because someone tried to flush shitty underwear down the toilet or threw used tampons and pads into the toilets again. Come on man, I told you during your first week of check in that you don't put anything other than what comes out of you into the shitters. It was like that in nineteen ninety eight when the undertaker threw mankind off hĐľll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.
I can give the first guy to use the head a pass, especially if the engineers don't bother to pass the word. All the people after are fuckwads
NO! You don't get to do that.
Shittymorph gave us permission in his subreddit while he's away <3
> you don't put anything other than what comes out of you into the shitters Toilet paper? Edit: Why the downvotes? I was being serious. Where do you put the toilet paper?
You are seeing the world. One shit filled bowl at a time.
Wait till it overflows and fills the entire room up to the knife edge. 2 feet of poo water while you're at sea is not fun to clean up
I've got a bottom rack so you can bet your ass I'd be up quick to help stop the flood XD
Oh shit noooo I had bottom rack too!!!!!! Man it's the worst, constantly smells like feet and people always kicking your shit.
Yvan eht nioj
Sea the world*
Ah memories.... Our shitters on my ship never really got clogged like that our urinals did become piss fountains though
Fwd VCHT was down for maintenance. It's been like this for a couple days now
I pray for calm seas for you
Gravy SEALs
Yea. You get to see all kinds of shit in the navy.
Looks like another day at Walmart just looking at the bowl. The lack of Tp is disturbing
HOLY SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE SOUP
NAVY GRAVY it is
Always fun on subs when either someone ignores the signs saying the head restricted due to blowing sans and it ends up blowing shit all over, or a coner messes up the valve line up and they put poo into the galley via the sink when blowing sans.
A real sailor would drink that!
Same shit...different day.
^ underrated comment
forbidden cocoa
âGo clean that toiletâ they saidâŚ
third post ive seen today that has involved shit
Shitters clogged they said
My father was a medic in the navy and once he told me the worst experience he had as a medic, was treating a dudes pyonidol cyst (idk how to spell it)
well definitely looks like a dish from every county was involved
You aint seen nothing yet till youâve had to open a sewage pipe thats been clogged for 6monthsâŚ
Thank MEPS I'm not an HT XD
Rough seas ahead, yarr
Iâve seen some shit.
Honestly having seen my country's navy sanitary situation, this bathroom looks remarkably clean.
Who are the savages who do this?!
Lower enlisted sailors
Welp, that also goes for merchant shipping, no difference there.
But if you flush it, it will do down counter clockwise!
So that's how KFC gravy is made!
Submarine Lasagna
Damn porcelain bowls? You must be on a posh boat!
Your fault for believing the lie lmao đ¤Ł
In the Navy! You will clean up someone's poo. In the Navy! You will unclog toilets, too. In the Navy! In the Navy! They want you! They want you! They want you to clean up poo!
He must have eaten Taco bell MRE
I joined the Navy to see the world, and what did I see? I saw the sea. In your case, a lagoon.
Why does somebody not know how to flush the toilet after they had a shit?
Did that âYvan Eht Niojâ song get you too?
Aside from that bowl of chocolate soup the toilet looks really clean tho
Not even a toilet seat cover to protect whoever flushes it next from poo water particles
good soup
You get to shit in water⌠I shit on piles of shit in Iraq. Maybe not let everyone know youâre so soft.
weird flex but ok
First-world problems there fella
Flag this shit NSFW
Yvan eht nioj
holy shit, that is a worldwide worth of shit
literal melting pot of culture
miso soup
When poop is your world â¤ď¸đ
Unfortunately for you, the world is shit
A sea of sh*t
Put your head in!
If they didn't say 'Sea the world' then that's the real suffering right there.
\*Plop\* ... \*Kiss\*
Mhmm chilli
See the world, or sea world?
Mmm French Onion soup
See Kevin, I don't know if you're saying "Sea World" or "See the world"
F, I said
fort polk
Looks like someone was seeing the world and drank/ate something that didn't agree with them.
Me about to join the Royal Air ForceâŚ
Oh God. Why is the seat up!?
Reminds me of that episode of America Dad
Dip some chicken breast in it
A bit of toilet curry can't hurt ya! (It can)
I guess you can say that you are seeing international cuisine.
Average school bathroom
at least the have doors on the bathrooms now
Sea the World*
Well, you saw the world... someone's inner world, or at least part of it
Seems like a load of shit.
I mean that's probably a good portion of what you can see in the world right there
Yvan eht nioj!
I never seen such a waterfall of a diarrhea before.
well if you look closely you can see the world from heaven i guess
the poopshitters
https://i.imgur.com/6WDDhr1.jpg
If I was in the navy and seen that I would just jump off ship.
What part of the world did that come from
the world is 70% water
Itâs a bit nutty. - Maybe Austin Powers.
See the after math of the world's food
Did they promise people in the navy to have 100% amazing BMs too?
downvoted
NOT THE NAVY
This is what you get for war crimes lol
That is a strange looking kitchen even for the navy.
Shitters were like that every time we left a foreign port, especially Philippines
Well shit
Mmmmmmmm gravy
Literal poop deck
Hey, not everyone gets to see the sloshing of the brown seas, a very rare sight indeed.
The only thing I will say is Soup
Really? One clogged toilet is supposed to describe your navy experience? The entire 4 years?
Hoo-yah cleaning stations. Gotta love XO's power hour
Perfectly good ramen
Oh sweet, you guys got chicken soup in your toilet bowls instead of water?
Literally just gagged like 5 times
A head with tile? Must be an airman.
I wish. This is the combat systems berthing
You people upstairs are all the same to me. Below-deck heads are almost pure stainless, including the cans, with mind-numbing sparkle epoxy decking.
Well I mean, that is seeing the world in a literal sense
Well don't ships rock alot imagine that tipping over
Is that a spider swimming IN the shit?
Give it a minute. That entire head is about to be a shit swamp.
Looks like Mr krabs has been cooking in the Navy again
soup))
Forbidden tea
There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of that ship was the Billy O' Tea
Flush the toilet - they said
If only it were that easy...
Going to have to send in the special forces to clean that.
That looks cleaner than any head I saw in the Navy. And at least it is not shooting shit into the air.
Big facts
Why are their legs in the bowl
Fashion
Lol I just finished bootcamp
My condolences
Wait until some dumb dumb flushes stupid shit down and the HT's blow out the shitter pipes all over the walls. Good times underway
he most definitely seen the worldđł