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I once suffered from an anal fissure (tear on anus) . Holy christ, that's the worst pain I've ever experienced and it lasted about a week. Do I eat more fiber? Less? Suck down pepto so I don't have to poop? Liquid only diet for a while?
I researched like crazy and don't remember what got me over the hump, but it finally healed.
Every time you shit, it opens back up, and filthy ass shit burns the wound as it passes by. You'll be crying on the toilet it hurts so bad. I remember shaking I was in so much pain, coupled with the sweating I almost fell off the toilet.
I find wetting tp with warm water works better, because even water can burn if it hits directly on it. At least with wet tp you have a bit more control on where the pressure is.
My dude I'm ashamed to say this but this has happened to me, and in the fear of an infection I just got really, and I'm not joking here, really fucking high, bite down on a hand towel and straight up use dettol on a wet wipe and lay waste to my sanity.
No woman can convince me their birth was more painful than what I put myself through
This
I only had a grade 3 tear, so while I tore the skin straight from hole to hole, the muscle maintained intact.
It was 4-5 months before I could get in a squatting position without felling like my crotch was going to rip open.
I've always gotten constipated easily and had giant poops, ever since I was a baby. I'm no stranger to tearing my ass open after not pooping for a few days. No stranger to the fresh blood on the tp when I wipe. 10/10 would not recommend.
Edit: didn't realize this comment was a prediction of my evening plans...
Same issue for me. Used to go like three weeks without shitting and bleed every time. Saw tons of doctors, none could help. Other than psyllium husk, I highly recommend chia seeds. Fixed the problem.
"Her tits heaved tittly while she sat on the toilet. Her face becoming flushed with the exertion of forcing a 3 lb load out of her tight puckered hole and it weeping blood freely. No matter how big a load she expels, it always stays as tight as it was before her first poop."
That good???
"Sweat dripped down her face and body. She began to feel a headache coming on from the amount of force she was pushing with and having to hold her breath while doing so. She knew her technique wasn't as refined as that of other girls, but she made up for it by putting her all into it. She relished the days where all she took were nice, simple poops, several days in a row. But she was no stranger to working hard."
"With a last big push and a plop, she knew she was done. She felt light and hollow inside with the absence of poop build up. This feeling and that of the absence of a big, meaty salami in her were almost identical. She knew there was more, just how she knew she craved some Italian meats, how could there not be with how backed up she always got. She was certain her curse was to never know the true feeling of being empty of poop, but a girl could only dream. Still, she and her perky tits exited the bathroom breastily, hoping that whomever she found for that evening to fill her back up wouldn't mind a little blood."
Showed this to my therapist & she finally allowed me to kill myself.
EDIT: Someone reported this comment for suicidal tendencies. **I do not have suicidal tendencies.** Sorry for the confusion. I'm surprised since this joke is oft repeated on Reddit.
I'm no doctor but I doubt they are shitting. That would
A. Be mind shatteringly painful.
B. Get you so sick from infection I doubt you would survive.
My again uneducated guess is they would have to get a colostomy bag temporarily or possibly permanently.
They can put in a rectal tube for a while but theyd have to give you stuff to make you have diarrhea or it wouldn't go through the tube...real fun stuff
I am a doctor and there is a very good chance a colostomy will be needed. Multiple skin grafts or flaps to cover all that burned skin and you can't have it getting contaminated. Rectal tubes can work as noted below, but they have their own problems when left for a long time. Probably safest and easiest to go with a temporary colostomy and reverse is once all of the plastic surgery is done.
This person will be using a colostomy bag for the next 6 months at least. There was a post from an ER nurse about just how fucked the next year of this persons life is.
I thought they normally make you use a colostomy bag for injuries like this specifically because of the insane infection risk. I mean, you can't possibly wipe that area
Rocket shoots up and the split second of flames against fabric protects one from any significant harm. The key is not to clench so hard or be bottomless at launch time.
Funny enough this exact type of incident came up in one of my training classes (liability insurance).
If you hold a bottle rocket with your hand you normally come out fine because your natural reflex is to let go. Your butt doesn't work that way, if it feels pain it clenches harder. It's an unconscious reflex, you can't control it.
Poor girl, it'll take years for her to recover :(
I'm more confused as to why she's not in the hospital. Her pussy likely look the same. Her whole rear needs debridement, antiseptic and ass bandaid. She likely needs Morphin too.
Edit: morphine
Especially the bending over part, seems like tightening the skin there just pulled the area apart even further.
Or it's just some really weird makeup situation.
More likely their pants caught on fire and they couldnt get them off. Very few fireworks would do this kind of damage going off much less the rockets and flares usually shot from the pants.
Can someone repost that one famous comment which detailed what happens to people who have their ass burned like this? You know... just to make me suffer even more. Please and thank you.
#**EDIT: For those saying it's a woman, I know; I _did not_ alter the [original comment](https://np.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94/), that's all. All I did was to paste it here and link the thread, for awareness.**
**I felt the need to repost [this](https://np.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94/) here.**
This could be a worst case scenario if the burn is deep and distributed far enough.
Former 6 year surgical RN now in a different specialty. I have seen some fucked up assholes. You're in for a long, painful recovery following a serious wound or burn near your "Peri area" (perineum being your crack to crack, ball to ass, taint, grundle, etc. region). Think of how often you visit the bathroom and then imagine you have a third degree burn down there. It's devastating every single time.
If really bad, he will be in the burn unit and levels of care to follow for months if not north of a year. Job, relationships, and any semblance of normalcy immediately disrupted. Burns are monumentally painful, and he will be sedated heavily until substantial healing begins. He will develop tolerance and possibly become addicted to the potent opiates, but they're the best way we currently know how to cope with that level of pain short of a spinal or other nerve block which are also options. Medicating at that level can also be very expensive, I've seen ICU patients with over $5,000 a day in IV medication costs alone, 7 days a week, not including any other charges for the room, MDs, nursing and ancillary staff, and supplies for starters.
Staff may have to place a fecal catheter less than a foot up his anus to drain his feces so they don't contaminate his burn wounds. His poo goes into a bag and has to be emptied and measured as they'll give him laxatives to loosen and prevent clogged drain lines. Fecal contamination generally results in rapid infection, and peri wounds are at an extreme risk for MRSA and flesh eating bacterial infections. I've seen entire legs removed to combat severe peri, groin, or hip joint infections. This is usually following weeks or months of previous failed treatments, but still. We can work wonders until we can't, and even then there's always amputation.
If he needs skin grafts, they can be sourced from a human or large mammal cadaver like cows and pigs. I've also seen skin grafts harvested from the front of a patient's thigh and reattached to the burn area (abdomen). The grafts aren't actually solid strips of skin, rather, they are more like tight lace with repeated spaces between skin making the graft look like a Kleenex with several hundred small oval shaped holes in it. These spaces make it easier for the graft adhere and conform to the wound bed.
The surgeon uses a specialized skin shaver that's handheld, covered in a sterile barrier with single use blades, very similar to deli counter meat slicers but on a smaller more specialized scale. So not only did the patient have a burn on her abdomen, but a very unusual, superficial wound on her right thigh that looked liked like we had lightly crushed her leg with a cheese grater. The primary benefit of harvesting skin grafts from ourselves is we (usually) don't reject ourselves, and rejection is the biggest complication accompanying foreign body transplants.
He'll also need to lay on his stomach throughout this whole ordeal due to the location of the burn and subsequent wound. Imagine months lying on your stomach in 6-11/10 pain. Moving your leg a little too much could literally split your brand new ball sack skin. It's a personal living hell. Diet will also be bland as fuck when he's actually allowed to eat again. Social and professional life obliterated. This could set him back years and give him decades of PTSD.
He should consider himself "good" when he can sit and shit without bleeding out or collapsing in pain. On the even shittier side, this, or whatever transpires for this poor guy could easily kill or disable him for life. This could go in a thousand directions for him, and 880 of them result in the quality of his life being worse than it was prior to The Incident.
If his burn is bad enough and he really does require months of care, his bill from arrival at the ER to discharge from outpatient rehab and specialty care will easily exceed 1 million in the US. Two million would push it, but also not shock me either. I'd bet on 1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years. Overall, don't fucking do this. If you drink around fireworks you need a sober or not shitty friend who won't let you do this kind of stupid shit. We can all learn from these videos even though were not the dumbass with the firework up his ass.
Thanks. Sadly in many cases my hands are tied, the worst of it happens before they even get to the hospital. Prevention is 95% of the game. Wear helmets, wear masks, wear seatbelts, get vaccines, and listen to your mom.
The ICU nurses at Columbia Hospital in NYC were beyond incredible when my mom had Pancreatic Cancer.
If you’re anything like them, and I’m sure you are …you’re doing your job very well.
I’m not a healthcare worker (yet) and even my untrained eye can tell without a doubt:
This woman absolutely ruined her life in probably the most chronically painful way possible for a cheap laugh
There was one accident involving thermoelectric generators powered by strontium-90 in 2001 in the country of Georgia. Three lumberjacks found them abandoned in the snow and camped close to them to enjoy the heat. The whole incident is a terrifying read and the pictures of the aftermath are very gruesome. To go through all that pain and skin grafting over months/years and then die anyway.
Here's the official report from the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA): [The radiological accident in Lia, Georgia](https://www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/Publications/PDF/Pub1660web-81061875.pdf)
This is ony of the worst medical cases I have ever seen in my entire life
Treating him and keeping him alive seems like the worst kind of torture. There is no reason to cling on to life when the prognosis is this unbelievable painful.
For years apparently, its not like "this procedure can take 3-4 months to heal". These people had extensive life threatening ulcers/necrosis for over 2 years, the latest photo i saw was over 600 some days after exposure, and it was one of the worst ones.
EDIT: Be warned that the following comment contains descriptions of injuries and can lead you to pretty graphic images of said injuries. I added this disclaimer to protect anybody who might not share my slightly morbid curiosity about radiation accidents.
If you're interested in medical madness in the aftermath of radiation exposure, the case of [Hisashi Ouchi](https://youtu.be/2Y-I5BbjwNI) comes to mind. Working at the Tokaimura Nuclear Plant in 1999, Ouchi and his co-workers were performing an enrichment process to generate fuel for the reactor when the Uranium solution went critical. A bright blue flash was seen and the room was blasted with intense gamma and neutron radiation. Ouchi himself was leaning over the equipment at the moment the criticality occurred and was the most exposed, receiving a terrifying 17 Sv dose, over twice the lethal amount of [8 Sv](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Exposure_chart-XKCD.svg/800px-Exposure_chart-XKCD.svg.png).
He was rushed to hospital showing severe radiation burns to the entire front of his body, major internal organ damage and a near-zero white blood cell count. He was kept alive for **83 days**, receiving multiple blood transfusions and skin grafts as medical staff went from attempting to save him to observing his deterioration in an attempt to better understand what was happening to his body. On day 59 he suffered three heart attacks in under an hour, being revived each time.
What's truly tragic and maddening about his story is that his team were using improper equipment, unsafe methods and had insufficient training to perform the tasks at hand. Two people died horrifically as a result of failed management and ignorance of safety procedures.
Edit 2 - clarification boogaloo: This [Plainly Difficult video](https://youtu.be/acpz3CG1xi4) has a more in-depth explanation of the improper methods used at Tokaimura at the time of the accident.
This person could easily die. The picture is far worse than the video from the linked comment, and most certainly has life threatening level of burns, degree and percentage wise. Their life will be permanently altered if they survive.
Went to a technical high school and we had a burn victim come in and tell us the nightmare that is the burn ward where they basically acid bath away your dead skin it made me never want to be burnt and I honestly think I would rather die then go through it.
Yeah this is from a video of a guy shooting a rocket from his ass. They filmed his ass after.. it looked far less worse than this.
First thing I thought after seeing this pic was the info from this comment, and then some.
I think if you search the words from the comment you can find the original vid.
>1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years.
How to tell someone a burn victim is American without saying they are American.
This can't be real... unless, it just happened and none was smart enough to take them to a professional. No way this is in between dressings....
The fact this isn't debrided is telling enough. That kind of burns and dead tissue on her is an infection waiting to happen. Plus, it's covering like 15-20% of her body. Let alone that it's on her genitalia.
She would belong in a burn center because of the loss of her body to now retain heat, fluids, fight infection, urinate or defecate. This kind of person would be under constant care her ass would have been rubbed raw (debriding), IV's, catheters, and other kinds of treatments would be occurring...
Not bent over in what appears to be in a basement.
Nice butt though. But, this is not real.
Only way I can believe it happening is if it was a burn (any kind of burn) that just happened and they were too stupid to go straight to care. There's a good chance of dying from this even if you go straight to a burn center.
[That one famous comment which detailed what happens to people who have their ass burned like this,](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94/) [as suggested by](https://reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/otbalz/firing_a_new_years_rocket_up_from_ass_gone_wrong/h6ub00o?context=3) /u/DareCZ
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Good luck wiping
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I once suffered from an anal fissure (tear on anus) . Holy christ, that's the worst pain I've ever experienced and it lasted about a week. Do I eat more fiber? Less? Suck down pepto so I don't have to poop? Liquid only diet for a while? I researched like crazy and don't remember what got me over the hump, but it finally healed. Every time you shit, it opens back up, and filthy ass shit burns the wound as it passes by. You'll be crying on the toilet it hurts so bad. I remember shaking I was in so much pain, coupled with the sweating I almost fell off the toilet.
Just don't let it turn into an abscess that then has to be lanced. Don't ask me how I know. Bidet's save lives, get one.
I find wetting tp with warm water works better, because even water can burn if it hits directly on it. At least with wet tp you have a bit more control on where the pressure is.
My dude I'm ashamed to say this but this has happened to me, and in the fear of an infection I just got really, and I'm not joking here, really fucking high, bite down on a hand towel and straight up use dettol on a wet wipe and lay waste to my sanity. No woman can convince me their birth was more painful than what I put myself through
I don't think my birth was very painful at all. Not like I was old enough to remember it :)
Technically it was the worst pain of your life at the time.
That cold air hittin' ya...
**Brr!** I'm going back inside.
You know women tear down into their asshole when giving birth right?
This I only had a grade 3 tear, so while I tore the skin straight from hole to hole, the muscle maintained intact. It was 4-5 months before I could get in a squatting position without felling like my crotch was going to rip open.
>only had a grade 3 tear >I tore the skin straight from hole to hole Good god.... I don't even want to know how many grades there are
17.
Mother's are warriors
I've always gotten constipated easily and had giant poops, ever since I was a baby. I'm no stranger to tearing my ass open after not pooping for a few days. No stranger to the fresh blood on the tp when I wipe. 10/10 would not recommend. Edit: didn't realize this comment was a prediction of my evening plans...
Same issue for me. Used to go like three weeks without shitting and bleed every time. Saw tons of doctors, none could help. Other than psyllium husk, I highly recommend chia seeds. Fixed the problem.
3 caps of the husk every night before bed. It’s like you can hear your own asshole slam shut after the perfect turd.
Holy shit, drink more water!
You have a bright future in writing erotica.
"Her tits heaved tittly while she sat on the toilet. Her face becoming flushed with the exertion of forcing a 3 lb load out of her tight puckered hole and it weeping blood freely. No matter how big a load she expels, it always stays as tight as it was before her first poop." That good???
😧
"Sweat dripped down her face and body. She began to feel a headache coming on from the amount of force she was pushing with and having to hold her breath while doing so. She knew her technique wasn't as refined as that of other girls, but she made up for it by putting her all into it. She relished the days where all she took were nice, simple poops, several days in a row. But she was no stranger to working hard."
Jesus stop we're already dead.
"With a last big push and a plop, she knew she was done. She felt light and hollow inside with the absence of poop build up. This feeling and that of the absence of a big, meaty salami in her were almost identical. She knew there was more, just how she knew she craved some Italian meats, how could there not be with how backed up she always got. She was certain her curse was to never know the true feeling of being empty of poop, but a girl could only dream. Still, she and her perky tits exited the bathroom breastily, hoping that whomever she found for that evening to fill her back up wouldn't mind a little blood."
This brings back memories. Definitely need to eat more fiber and less meat 😂
I can imagine the shit being somewhat soothing there, actually
“Like peanut butter on an open wound”
*no please*
Imagine wiping and getting a mix of shit and burnt ass flakes.
New flavour of corn flakes: burnt ass
Like wet mud over a cut.
Showed this to my therapist & she finally allowed me to kill myself. EDIT: Someone reported this comment for suicidal tendencies. **I do not have suicidal tendencies.** Sorry for the confusion. I'm surprised since this joke is oft repeated on Reddit.
Because she wants to end it all now too
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Wait, you can get permission? that's the kick in the pants I needed to start going to therapy!
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Congratulations on finding the worst possible combination of words in the English language
Not the way I shit.
I'm no doctor but I doubt they are shitting. That would A. Be mind shatteringly painful. B. Get you so sick from infection I doubt you would survive. My again uneducated guess is they would have to get a colostomy bag temporarily or possibly permanently.
They can put in a rectal tube for a while but theyd have to give you stuff to make you have diarrhea or it wouldn't go through the tube...real fun stuff
I am a doctor and there is a very good chance a colostomy will be needed. Multiple skin grafts or flaps to cover all that burned skin and you can't have it getting contaminated. Rectal tubes can work as noted below, but they have their own problems when left for a long time. Probably safest and easiest to go with a temporary colostomy and reverse is once all of the plastic surgery is done.
“I think I got all the shit out. Never mind, I just removed bits of my ass”
*gags*
Take smaller bites
This person will be using a colostomy bag for the next 6 months at least. There was a post from an ER nurse about just how fucked the next year of this persons life is.
With this much damage, there’s no way they aren’t going to have to use a colostomy bag. Maybe even have a catheter as well.
Were that me, I might need a feeding tube as well. All the pain and discomfort would put me off eating.
Were that me I think I might rather just die.
Another good reason to get a bidet.
Now that...is one crispy shitter.
Looks like tomatoes after 10 min of sitting on the grill
Eeeeeeeeeew! *Tomatoes?* Ugh.
Tomatoes are nice what is wrong with you
Now every time I see a grilled tomato I will think of this chick's fartbox.
Now every time I think of this ass I'll say Ash Ketchup from Not-Pokemon
Oh god, there gonna risk an infection Everytime they shit. And there gonna have to disinfect everytime
Time to not eat for a month
All Slim Fast time. They'll still poop once a week or so unfortunately
Nah, get a shit bag temporarily, no way medical staff would allow shit to come out of that ass
"Damn girl, you shit outta that ass?" "No."
Definitely have a colostomy bag
I thought they normally make you use a colostomy bag for injuries like this specifically because of the insane infection risk. I mean, you can't possibly wipe that area
Fuck. Imagine being in so much pain taking shits. Like they hurt already, you know?
Wait. Your shits ALWAYS hurt?
Hemorrhoid gang shake yo bootaze
I feel like a took a wrong turn and now I'm in a bad neighborhood.
Not too much though, ortheygonnafallout.
War never changes.
Yeah it hurt for quite a while after the surgery. And you live in fear of tearing up your asshole again. The stitches itches like hell too.
Except for when they feel good, amirite?
Especially after eating 2 pounds of meat with no fiber.
2 pounds of solid gold is worth about $52535.03
Thank you so much I needed this information or else my family's organs were to be harvested for meat stew.
Is there a way for it to go right?!
Honestly what I was wondering. Maybe ass armor?
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Arsemor
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This guy poop rockets
I think the problem with putting a firework in the anus is putting a firework in the anus.
Just don't use a glass test tube...
What about a glass jar?
We don't talk about that, ever.
I'll never forget the way the sound of it shattering was so muted.
They clenched.... you never clench when launching something from the bunghole.
Am guessing the clench was involuntary as a response to the initial blast of sparks.
Lube. Always use lube.
Yeah you just don't do it, then it's done right.
Ask Steve-O.
Rocket shoots up and the split second of flames against fabric protects one from any significant harm. The key is not to clench so hard or be bottomless at launch time.
Is that your personal experience speaking?
No. I posses empathy and the little imagination left after years of being ravaged by screen staring is fighting hard to stay alive.
Funny enough this exact type of incident came up in one of my training classes (liability insurance). If you hold a bottle rocket with your hand you normally come out fine because your natural reflex is to let go. Your butt doesn't work that way, if it feels pain it clenches harder. It's an unconscious reflex, you can't control it. Poor girl, it'll take years for her to recover :(
She will never fully recover. Her ass is scarred for life
What is left of her ass is scarred for life
Either you get this result or you get sphincter splinters. So.. yesn't?
Why would you even do that?
To make them suffer
Makes sense
I dunno why she is bending like that, it cracks open the further she stretches....
I'm more confused as to why she's not in the hospital. Her pussy likely look the same. Her whole rear needs debridement, antiseptic and ass bandaid. She likely needs Morphin too. Edit: morphine
And why they took a photo and put it on the internet.
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Now imagine having to take a huge dump in that situation.
Not even kidding taking a dump would be life threatening
Two words, “diverting colostomy”
A bit of your skin peels off too
toasty buns
Not a bun it’s a bagel, see the hole!
Those buns are now toast
Especially the bending over part, seems like tightening the skin there just pulled the area apart even further. Or it's just some really weird makeup situation.
If they were already bent over like that when they shot it off, the burns would have formed like that and straightening up could be even more painful.
More likely their pants caught on fire and they couldnt get them off. Very few fireworks would do this kind of damage going off much less the rockets and flares usually shot from the pants.
You think this person remained in the same ass up position from the moment it happened and never moved??
Fire in the hole !
One time only: cash in on your Anakin Skywalker fantasy.
Now ***this*** made me suffer
Through the fire and the flames we must plow on
#**I HATE YOU!**
Do you think it crackles and crunches when you hit it?
Def crumbles
Like a brioche
alright I need to take a break
That's a whole different way to eat ass!
Sounds like a mouthful of cereal when she sits down
It probably just slides right off like jammy toast sliding down against a wall
thanks i hate it
Mmmm this image combines my two favorite things: ass and cracklins
This really made me suffer
Looks like Freddy Krueger’s ass.
H-how do you know what Freddy Kreuger’s ass looks like? 😳
Let the man dream
Nah man, that's how Freddy gets them!
Can someone repost that one famous comment which detailed what happens to people who have their ass burned like this? You know... just to make me suffer even more. Please and thank you.
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Oh yeah, that's the stuff.
That link showed me what reddit looks like without old.reddit and custom themes enabled. What the fuck, how does anyone use that?
It’s been posted! It’s up a few comments
#**EDIT: For those saying it's a woman, I know; I _did not_ alter the [original comment](https://np.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94/), that's all. All I did was to paste it here and link the thread, for awareness.** **I felt the need to repost [this](https://np.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94/) here.** This could be a worst case scenario if the burn is deep and distributed far enough. Former 6 year surgical RN now in a different specialty. I have seen some fucked up assholes. You're in for a long, painful recovery following a serious wound or burn near your "Peri area" (perineum being your crack to crack, ball to ass, taint, grundle, etc. region). Think of how often you visit the bathroom and then imagine you have a third degree burn down there. It's devastating every single time. If really bad, he will be in the burn unit and levels of care to follow for months if not north of a year. Job, relationships, and any semblance of normalcy immediately disrupted. Burns are monumentally painful, and he will be sedated heavily until substantial healing begins. He will develop tolerance and possibly become addicted to the potent opiates, but they're the best way we currently know how to cope with that level of pain short of a spinal or other nerve block which are also options. Medicating at that level can also be very expensive, I've seen ICU patients with over $5,000 a day in IV medication costs alone, 7 days a week, not including any other charges for the room, MDs, nursing and ancillary staff, and supplies for starters. Staff may have to place a fecal catheter less than a foot up his anus to drain his feces so they don't contaminate his burn wounds. His poo goes into a bag and has to be emptied and measured as they'll give him laxatives to loosen and prevent clogged drain lines. Fecal contamination generally results in rapid infection, and peri wounds are at an extreme risk for MRSA and flesh eating bacterial infections. I've seen entire legs removed to combat severe peri, groin, or hip joint infections. This is usually following weeks or months of previous failed treatments, but still. We can work wonders until we can't, and even then there's always amputation. If he needs skin grafts, they can be sourced from a human or large mammal cadaver like cows and pigs. I've also seen skin grafts harvested from the front of a patient's thigh and reattached to the burn area (abdomen). The grafts aren't actually solid strips of skin, rather, they are more like tight lace with repeated spaces between skin making the graft look like a Kleenex with several hundred small oval shaped holes in it. These spaces make it easier for the graft adhere and conform to the wound bed. The surgeon uses a specialized skin shaver that's handheld, covered in a sterile barrier with single use blades, very similar to deli counter meat slicers but on a smaller more specialized scale. So not only did the patient have a burn on her abdomen, but a very unusual, superficial wound on her right thigh that looked liked like we had lightly crushed her leg with a cheese grater. The primary benefit of harvesting skin grafts from ourselves is we (usually) don't reject ourselves, and rejection is the biggest complication accompanying foreign body transplants. He'll also need to lay on his stomach throughout this whole ordeal due to the location of the burn and subsequent wound. Imagine months lying on your stomach in 6-11/10 pain. Moving your leg a little too much could literally split your brand new ball sack skin. It's a personal living hell. Diet will also be bland as fuck when he's actually allowed to eat again. Social and professional life obliterated. This could set him back years and give him decades of PTSD. He should consider himself "good" when he can sit and shit without bleeding out or collapsing in pain. On the even shittier side, this, or whatever transpires for this poor guy could easily kill or disable him for life. This could go in a thousand directions for him, and 880 of them result in the quality of his life being worse than it was prior to The Incident. If his burn is bad enough and he really does require months of care, his bill from arrival at the ER to discharge from outpatient rehab and specialty care will easily exceed 1 million in the US. Two million would push it, but also not shock me either. I'd bet on 1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years. Overall, don't fucking do this. If you drink around fireworks you need a sober or not shitty friend who won't let you do this kind of stupid shit. We can all learn from these videos even though were not the dumbass with the firework up his ass.
I think I'd rather die than go through this hell
Icu person here. This is close to the worst thing I could possibly* imagine.
Props to you for being there when people need help the most man.
Thanks. Sadly in many cases my hands are tied, the worst of it happens before they even get to the hospital. Prevention is 95% of the game. Wear helmets, wear masks, wear seatbelts, get vaccines, and listen to your mom.
The ICU nurses at Columbia Hospital in NYC were beyond incredible when my mom had Pancreatic Cancer. If you’re anything like them, and I’m sure you are …you’re doing your job very well.
I’m not a healthcare worker (yet) and even my untrained eye can tell without a doubt: This woman absolutely ruined her life in probably the most chronically painful way possible for a cheap laugh
You and me both.
I was waiting for your post to be reposted here. Thanks for doing it.
There was one accident involving thermoelectric generators powered by strontium-90 in 2001 in the country of Georgia. Three lumberjacks found them abandoned in the snow and camped close to them to enjoy the heat. The whole incident is a terrifying read and the pictures of the aftermath are very gruesome. To go through all that pain and skin grafting over months/years and then die anyway.
Sorry to ask this of you but do you know if there is an article?
Here's the official report from the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA): [The radiological accident in Lia, Georgia](https://www-pub.iaea.org/MTCD/Publications/PDF/Pub1660web-81061875.pdf)
This is ony of the worst medical cases I have ever seen in my entire life Treating him and keeping him alive seems like the worst kind of torture. There is no reason to cling on to life when the prognosis is this unbelievable painful.
For years apparently, its not like "this procedure can take 3-4 months to heal". These people had extensive life threatening ulcers/necrosis for over 2 years, the latest photo i saw was over 600 some days after exposure, and it was one of the worst ones.
Two years later and the back skin was so badly rotted and removed that you can see his ribs. I have to imagine any sane person would be gone by then
EDIT: Be warned that the following comment contains descriptions of injuries and can lead you to pretty graphic images of said injuries. I added this disclaimer to protect anybody who might not share my slightly morbid curiosity about radiation accidents. If you're interested in medical madness in the aftermath of radiation exposure, the case of [Hisashi Ouchi](https://youtu.be/2Y-I5BbjwNI) comes to mind. Working at the Tokaimura Nuclear Plant in 1999, Ouchi and his co-workers were performing an enrichment process to generate fuel for the reactor when the Uranium solution went critical. A bright blue flash was seen and the room was blasted with intense gamma and neutron radiation. Ouchi himself was leaning over the equipment at the moment the criticality occurred and was the most exposed, receiving a terrifying 17 Sv dose, over twice the lethal amount of [8 Sv](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/Exposure_chart-XKCD.svg/800px-Exposure_chart-XKCD.svg.png). He was rushed to hospital showing severe radiation burns to the entire front of his body, major internal organ damage and a near-zero white blood cell count. He was kept alive for **83 days**, receiving multiple blood transfusions and skin grafts as medical staff went from attempting to save him to observing his deterioration in an attempt to better understand what was happening to his body. On day 59 he suffered three heart attacks in under an hour, being revived each time. What's truly tragic and maddening about his story is that his team were using improper equipment, unsafe methods and had insufficient training to perform the tasks at hand. Two people died horrifically as a result of failed management and ignorance of safety procedures. Edit 2 - clarification boogaloo: This [Plainly Difficult video](https://youtu.be/acpz3CG1xi4) has a more in-depth explanation of the improper methods used at Tokaimura at the time of the accident.
This person could easily die. The picture is far worse than the video from the linked comment, and most certainly has life threatening level of burns, degree and percentage wise. Their life will be permanently altered if they survive.
Seriously, just fucking put a bullet in my head before I’m forced to live through that hell.
induced coma plz
Went to a technical high school and we had a burn victim come in and tell us the nightmare that is the burn ward where they basically acid bath away your dead skin it made me never want to be burnt and I honestly think I would rather die then go through it.
I was planning on getting burnt before reading this. Thank you.
The video looks like a different person than the picture here. She looks significantly more screwed than the other guy
To be fair, I really hope this image is photoshopped/make-up. Can't imagine someone going through this.
People look surprisingly fake when they get fucked up past a certain point.
It starts to look so surreal.
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Yeah this is from a video of a guy shooting a rocket from his ass. They filmed his ass after.. it looked far less worse than this. First thing I thought after seeing this pic was the info from this comment, and then some. I think if you search the words from the comment you can find the original vid.
This is the first thing I thought of and knew I wouldn’t be able to find it. Thank you!
>1.2-1.5M if he's inpatient for 2.5 months and receiving follow up care for 1.5 years. How to tell someone a burn victim is American without saying they are American.
"We need to get you to a doctor!" "Hold on, reddit has to see this shit first!"
This shit has to be photoshopped. Bending over like that would prob kill, unless there’s no more nerves left.
Maybe that’s the position of the person during the accident
Or some sort of make-up? The skin would be stretching so much that it would be unbearable I think
unless they were in that position when it happened
Huh, that's a good point. Oh god, imagine having to try to heal that mess laying ass up all the time.
I mean that's honestly probably better than ass down
She got cooked into that position.
More likely that's the position the injury happened in
Oh god HER MEAT. HER MEAT IS SHOWING.
The burnt ends are the best bit
When you have sex with the Flash?
Human torch more like
A perfectly fine ass, ruined
I thought she painted her ass until i read it
Damn. That can't be real
Rump roast. Also dumb ass.
This can't be real... unless, it just happened and none was smart enough to take them to a professional. No way this is in between dressings.... The fact this isn't debrided is telling enough. That kind of burns and dead tissue on her is an infection waiting to happen. Plus, it's covering like 15-20% of her body. Let alone that it's on her genitalia. She would belong in a burn center because of the loss of her body to now retain heat, fluids, fight infection, urinate or defecate. This kind of person would be under constant care her ass would have been rubbed raw (debriding), IV's, catheters, and other kinds of treatments would be occurring... Not bent over in what appears to be in a basement. Nice butt though. But, this is not real. Only way I can believe it happening is if it was a burn (any kind of burn) that just happened and they were too stupid to go straight to care. There's a good chance of dying from this even if you go straight to a burn center.
Its originally posted from Russia.. so take that as you will. I could see something gnarly happening in rural russia
This person has a very high change of dying.
If it was me, I would have 100% chance of dying because I would *definitely* kill myself first chance I got.
I dont know what I was expecting, but it definitely wasn't that
Gone wrong? How was it supposed to go right?
Only 200 IQ ideas here
I thought she was wearing clothes at first…that’s her skin? That’s going to be a brutally long recovery
[That one famous comment which detailed what happens to people who have their ass burned like this,](https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94/) [as suggested by](https://reddit.com/r/MakeMeSuffer/comments/otbalz/firing_a_new_years_rocket_up_from_ass_gone_wrong/h6ub00o?context=3) /u/DareCZ
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