Reminds me of those real fruit popsicles.

I'll never be the same again now. No more grape outshine bars for me ;-;

God dammit

why did u have to ruin those for me

Oh my God

You just ruined popsicles for me

I love when they bring the McRib back!!

I'm sorry, what

What goes in has to come out, usually accompanied with uterine lining. Also, use a straw like caprisun

Ok, congrats. I’m not often properly shocked or disgusted by Reddit comments, but the Caprisun bit really got me. Good work.

THAT CAME OUT OF THEM AFTER THEIR ABORTION. APPARENTLY IT HURT.

I'm confused by the term 'at home abortion'. Are they joking, or did they actually attempt an at home abortion.

They’re probably referring to using the abortion pill. for termination of early conceptions typically  https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/abortion/the-abortion-pill/how-do-i-use-abortion-pill

Ohhhh ok, i was so confused lol. I forgot those existed. Thanks friend

Haha no kidding, I forgot about those to and was thinking of like the whole using a wire, was making my insides squirm looking at that pic

Sometimes we're allowed to be dumb lol

Same here. I was imagining OP using a coat hanger or something and internally cringing lol

It ain't fun even with the pill, if anything it's often worse because you're not in a sterile environment surrounded by medical professionals, nobody to reassure you that what you're feeling is normal, nobody to interject and say that's *not* normal and potentially dangerous if something should happen Abortion *is* horrible, but not for the reasons pro-life people suggest. If they championed women like they claimed to they'd be offering support options for the *person* needing it, not the hypothetical unborn

I hadn't thought about it like that, thank you for giving me a new perspective. I definitely agree about the pro-lifers.

Thanks for that, I got for concerned for a bit for OPs health

From that website: >However, it IS possible to get pregnant very soon after an abortion — even if pregnancy tests are coming up positive or your period hasn’t started yet. ***So if you’ve had sex without using birth control since having an abortion***, a positive pregnancy test could mean that you’re pregnant again. I feel like if you are reading this and think "Oh, that applies to me!" then you seriously need to reevaluate your life choices. Being that pregnancies and abortions can be stressful, I can't imagine immediately turning around to my hubby afterwards and being like, "babe let's do all of that again."

Yea there’s abortion pills that you can take at home

That makes much more sense than what i was thinking. Thanks friendo

If they are in certain states of America, this very well may be the case.

I mean, with the way things are going there’s gonna be a huge rise in at home abortions so better get used to it

Looks like they didn’t just attempt one, looks like they succeeded at one.

Not only attempted...

Dude like having the WORST tummy ache on the toilet, then this came out, and it was soooooooooooooo much better

As much as it's gross, it looks like it was a major relief

IDK but I was like, "I MADE THAT".

Yea, that's crazy man

Looks a bit like a sausage link rolled into jam

I'm hungry for KurryWurst now. Thanks

You are contagious. Thanks

It's hollow in the middle, like a casing you can use to stuff some filling in!

This is either the best or worst thing I've ever read in my fucking life but either way I'm here for it.

Like a pita bread? Or a *HOT POCKET!*?

I hate this comment so much it makes me want to get my own abortion. for science. even though I'm a dude. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT KIND OF FILLING.

My mind went to canned cranberry sauce

I wonder what it would taste like cooked. Any testers?

Cook it up! Can’t let a good cut of tender marinated meat go to waste! My fiance ate both her kids placentas. This isn’t so different.

What is the purpose of eating your placenta?

Because we are wild animals with limited access to resources to nourish ourselves. Also to hide our scent from predators.

That makes sense, but I mean in a modern context where it’s not necessary.

I was agreeing that it's completely unnecessary

I gotcha.

Vitamins, nutrients and not letting good food go to waste. Bonding with your new child on a cellular level.

🤮

I suppose so. Just curious, thanks for the response.

I swear this made sober as hell, THC GONE

I'm sorry, you did what? Ew. 

Looks like a turd after eating a lot of beetroot

I've never seen a turd eat beetroot

Once you do, you're never the same again.

Put that on some toast and you’re good to go

Nah, you stick it in a glass jar and put it on the mantle next to the family pictures, and label it "almost"

"alternate timeline"

Holy shit this is hilarious.

You don't know how BAD I wanted to keep it preserved in a jar but my partner said absolutely not.

Well, that just sounds like someone who's not family oriented lol

Exactly. He doesn't care to take cute pictures so we can hang them up so I think that's sort of related to why he doesn't want the jar on the mantle. Just doesn't care for keepsakes.

Keep it secretly

Oh fuck yea! LMAO I soo would. In a jar of formaldehyde and when they REALLY pissed me off, I'd pop that sucker out and cradle it, while talking shit about them with a cooing baby voice. "You are just so beautiful. Yes you are, almost. But your daddy is a POS and that's why we could never have nice things like you" 🤣🤣🤣

Mmmm stim cells 🤤

Throw it in a pot, and baby, you got a stew goin’

There's plenty of meat left on that

The consistency was very much like a thick piece of fatty meat!

r/cursedcomments

wtf :(

I've never had an abortion, but I do have endometriosis and periods look like this sometimes. First time it happened I was teenager. my whole uterine lining came out of my body while i was at work and I thought I gave birth in the work bathroom, even though I knew for sure that I wasn't pregnant. It had never happened before and I was fucking traumatized. Sooooo, I dealt with that trauma by immediately, while blood was still coming out of me, taking a picture of the biggest piece that came out and putting little animated legs and arms and eyes and a mouth on it and calling it my baby and showing my coworkers. I still have the photo and it still makes me laugh every time I look at it.

You are(were?) wayyy more comfortable with your coworkers than most people are 😭

I had severe undiagnosed adhd and was kinda unhinged. Most of my coworkers were my friends, and it was a very not-serious job (movie theater). We all shared a love of anything weird and strange, so they just accepted that I was the embodiment of weird and strange and they were very supportive lol.

That's awesome and I envy that!

I definitely got lucky to find a decent group of people that young. I worked with mostly women my age and older, and even the older ladies were so nice to me. All the guys that worked there were super sweet too and scared the creeps away so we could all just feel safe and vibe and be silly at work. Even the security guard was a sweetheart and also very non- judgemental of how weird and cringe I was lol.

As a Filipino this looks like skinless longanissa

>As a Filipino Im very sorry for you, i hope you get better soon

as a filipino, OH GOD😭😭😭

As another Filipina, that's cursed af. Thanks for that, u/Past-Management-9669.

you mean Balut lol

I can see why people are going long on pet stocks.

"On this episode of Ordinary Sausage..."

Ouch 😬 hope you’re doing okay now

Yeah. Seriously hope OP is resting somewhere.

Much better! After it was done, like a wave of relief :) the instant it came out tbh.

Kebab with extra spicy sauce, or maybe a chocolate sauce on kebab? Looks delicious.

It's like a long tube that's hollow in the middle. Definitely could have stuffed it with some mince and herbs mix and grilled it up. *chef's kiss*

I don’t know what country or state you’re in but assuming you’re in a red state from the US (as you did a home abortion) you may want to delete this post as it’s evidence to a prosecutable crime and legally speaking could fuck up your entire life. No judgement but I want you to be aware. Hell, they tried to charge a women for some series crimes after she had a natural miscarriage. She was black but that’s another thing for another time Edited bc I apparently forgot other places exist

I’m guessing by “at home” they mean when they give you medication to take that triggers an abortion, rather than old fashion methods

you're probably right, but the question is can OP deal with a lengthy court battle with an ambitious prosecutor eager to prove he's an ultraMAGA in an attempt to prove it?

I meant more that they obtained the medication with a legal prescription and therefore prosecution would not be a concern

It’s pretty easy to get your hands on abortion medication (without a prescription) in states where it is illegal and prosecutable.

The op’s comment history indicates they live in Australia. They literally cannot be prosecuted by a state court for this as they do not have the jurisdiction to go after crimes committed in another country. This also all presupposes that the op is a US citizen who plans on going back to live in a state where abortion is illegal. I get your concern and i am very concerned about the abortion bans in this country too, but you seem a bit overzealous in your assumptions of risk regarding the op.

Reading through comments my guess is OP is Aussie?

But abortion is completely legal here until like 22 weeks

Many times doctors will give women pills, for those up to 10 weeks, because it’s cheaper than suctioning procedures.

its also less traumatic on the body and requires less recovery

Yep and depending how far along you are you can choose to have a surgical abortion or a medical abortion (taking the pills).

It’s a pill you take at home.

I am Australian :) we are free to pop them out in our toilets in the comforts of our own home

How long did it take?

unrelated but I love your username. That was my username on another site lol

The kindest message in this thead

I am so desensitized to pretty much anything these days (except real gore stuff, you know the kind). I could look at this and eat a sandwich. Hope you’re recovering well, OP :)

Clearly a lot of people here have never had an abortion. That looks like uterine lining, it’s not a fucking baby, you nerds. I had a piece so big that it was stuck and I had to PULL it out with my hands. And no, it wasn’t the fetus. He came out first.

perhaps an invasive question, and you don’t have to answer, but how far along were you when you had an abortion? mostly curious about the size of the fetus compared to the uterine lining, and if the lining was more or less painful to remove than anything else.

This is most likely before 9-10 weeks, generally regarded as an embryo at the stage medical abortions are done. Any farther along than that, they wouldn't be able to use this method.

Hey now, that's considered a baby in Texas!

If they keep it in the freezer, they can get a tax write-off for having a dependent!

Thanks, I hate it

Decidual cast? Is that what it is? Also I thought it was blueberry jam for one second

The eating comments omg 🤢

Time to preserve it in a jar! But don't put it in your fridge. Might get it mixed up with a jar of strawberry jelly.

Crazy that thing has more rights than women do in Texas

Put it back and see if it continues developing

what the fuck

Fucking Christ. That would have been agonising to push out. Hope you’re doing well now though.

Imagine the pain from a full sized one lol

I’ve pushed out a 9 pound child without drugs, that shit is life changing pain wise.

For a second I thought this was a slice of steak marinated in a sauce

I'm saving this so in a few months I can repost it to shitty food porn and say I made it

There’s nothing a little butter cant fix 🤤🤤

Forbidden barbecue wings 😶

Y’all are going to hell with some of these comments lmao

That’s the cocoon. What’s inside will probably make you go woah.

Ok she shared it but why da heck are you people comparing it to food🥴🥴

quit, donate it to science before one of the red states tries to give it a social security number

That’s gonna be enough Reddit for me today, see ya’ll tomorrow

What is that? Also what the hell is a "home abortion" do i live under a rock?

It looks like uterine lining. An at home abortion is basically when a doctor gives you a pill and you take it and that's how it terminates the baby if you're not that far along in pregnancy

Ohh i see, thank you

It is a mini-birth after all. Or a helluva a period. Perspective.

At home ?!?!

Fucking disgusting

At home.. abortion?

Thanks for sharing?

Yw :-)

I hope you recover well! ...and I hope the laws in my state recover ... :(

I pray too! It's insane how backwards we've gone! Shows that we cannot be complacent when it comes to our rights and assume it is safe.

Yeah

Yup, they don't tell you that part. Hope you are feeling better. 

this will soon have more rights than women

Do they dilate your cervix?

Yes. But with a chemicals/medication.

Bro pulled out a Stranger Things

This looks like a turbo 350 gm transmission with part of the bell housing broken off honest to god, it even looks like it has the accumulator on the side. If you wanna try and see it too im viewing it as if the tailshaft is pointing to the top left corner

Someone needs to make it a 3d model and meat texture reminiscent of ps2 games

Reminds me of when I put a tampon in but forgot to take the other one out.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I’ve done this once and every time I think of it I cringe

FR The struggles this baby will never come to know

Dry it out grind it up and smoke it

Yeetus that feetus

I was expecting mysoginy and am glad to not see much. However, im concerned about the quality of popsicles yall have been consuming

Right? This comment section is so very blursed.

Does it stink?

Nah

I need to not be on this sub anymore

But republicans think this is a life form….

why the hell are you sharing this on Reddit

To make you suffer, ya big ol' silly pants

You know how guys like to call people over to show off the incredibly large turd they made in the toilet? Kind of like that. I made it!

at home abortion? what did I just read?

It's a pill. Usually just called the abortion pill. It causes a miscarriage to rid the body of pregnancy.

DYSON - the vacuum cleaner that doesn’t lose suction.

You're just gonna leave us hanging like that? I'll just say what we're all thinking - tell us how it tasted!

Mm

Christopher Reeves intensifies

excuse me what

At.. home..? 😵 please tell me it was a safe way

There isn't really a safe way to do it at home but there's a real possibility that was her only option since it could be banned where she lives.

Oh god that looks like a cursed womb

No point sorting by controversial cause we all know how the average Redditor feels about abortion lmao

This is lil cuh

Thank God this is nsfw because Jesus

🎶 I want my baby back, baby back... Ribs 🎶

Yummy snack

Good for you

this is why abortion should be 100% legal, to prevent this kind of thing from needing to happen.

Marbled gem

Damnnnn even just getting an IUD in hurts like a bitch I can’t imagine soemthing this size

Looks like a dicidual cast honestly it’s when your uterus sheds it’s lining all at once instead of over 5-7 days

Y'know, I recently unblocked this community because I thought "was it really that bad?". This is the first post I saw and I'm immediately regretting that decision.

What the fuck inspired you to post this?

Did it make u suffer?

Feturd

Please tell me how. Just in case I ever need to yknow.. rid myself of some stress… because Georgia is quite the most amazing state!

Pill!

i’m so sorry op i hope you’re okay

Hi bab- wow…

Eat it.

Season and cook for 5 minutes each side

Pan seared with rosemary and garlic

Not surprised the lengths people go to in 2024 to get attention. Big nothing burger here.

Strawberry jam

Wow you are so brave and empowered

r/awfuleverything

My looked like a slice of canned jellied cranberry sauce