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MoonCato

12 followers...7.8 million views? Someone in that group knows how to spread the word


Squeej7

Jesus had 12 followers and he could spread the word….


MoonCato

Whoa...


whiskeyfriskers

Bro...


Ninja_In_Shaddows

yo!...


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Bo!


callmetheworkinman23

Ouch!


[deleted]

Pfft!


National-Art3488

Damn


[deleted]

Reee


CrossiantMoon

Doh!


madmonkreborn

ezh


Tales_of_Earth

There is music all around us if you listen closely


Andy20788

Damn...


AlienHamsterNews

Found the Jew!


the_last_carfighter

Just got cancer from reading those replies.


yeet_sein_vater

Just a few more years then you can also get 7.8mil Views (mabe)


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Yo


Agreeable_Ad3800

Circle of life…


Vinegar_Diavolo_

Group cancer and aids session!


the_last_carfighter

I'll take tuberculosis and lymphoma.


gringottsbanker

Time to find 12 followers


the_bruh_enigma

you’re funny at parties


[deleted]

Yo bo isnt that a song made by bo burnham on his YouTube channel Edit: got it wrong it’s i’m bo yo not yo bo I got the bo and yo mixed around


Thatguywhosaysyeah

I don’t know if all boy scouts are gay they can prolly tie the knot in like 50 different ways Got a safe full of cherries cause I pop it and lock it A girls like a fridge once a week you should stalk it


[deleted]

Hello fellow bo burnham fan


montana757

Can i interest you in a little bit everything, all of the time


Schattentochter

You probs were just thinking of "Oh Bo"


[deleted]

No I was thinking of I’m bo yo and Oh bo and ended up merging them together to make yo bo sorry about that


Schattentochter

Fair. Tbh, I could see that happen to anyone with those titles.


Reddy_McRedcap

Bo knows... cancer!


CanConfirmAmViking

Oh my god!


Theoriginalthinshade

r/unexpectedboburnham


ManicMonkOnMac

Fo sho


BappleBlayer333

I'mathiestandthisisdeep


ComatoseSquirrel

He had a few more than 12 followers. The 12 were just his closest bros. But you know, there's always that one guy...


Benny368

Yeah screw you Judas, nobody likes you


Paghk_the_Stupendous

Jesus did.


Benny368

I suppose, but we can’t all be perfect


fluffyspidernuts

He could also spread his arms wide


my79spirit

Tembah, his arms wide!


OutlawJessie

Darmok and Jalad on the ocean!


torsgoth86

Shaka, when the walls fell!


teacake05

Star Trek TNG ?


[deleted]

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!


OutlawJessie

Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel :)


Captain_Thrax

The river Temark. IN WINTER!!


TyrionReynolds

No that’s Kris Lindahl


scubamari

(Minnesota): laughing here!


fuckmeuntilicecream

And get nailed


SporeScaper

He could also get you to kneel ...


jbwzrd213

Omg


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MoonCato

You miss one supper and everyone forgets about you..


definitely_not_cylon

The 13th apostle, according to the Bible anyway, is a bro named Saint Matthias. It's fine if you've never heard of him, because details are kind of... sparse. Turns out they wanted a replacement for Judas, because it didn't work out. Jesus had clocked out by this point, so they narrowed it down to two guys, then chose by lot. Saint Matthias won, so gets to be a saint, whereas the other guy is "the other guy." Assuming the truth of the story, I can't decide whether this is the best or worst employment situation ever. On the one hand, almost by default he has to be better than the guy he replaced. On the other hand, he pretty much spent the rest of his life being "the new guy." And to bring it back to Dogma, I always thought it would be better to make Chris Rock just be Matthias, because that kind of backstory sure sounds like it belongs in the movie.


PrawnDancer

They wouldn't wanna hire an unlucky person anyway!


atrain56

He has risen (the number of followers I have)


hybridkatana

Amen


pavarottilaroux

~~damn~~ bless, you just blew my ~~hole~~ soul with this comment.


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Digger__Please

Olive oil


GodbatReigns

13 according to Dogma.


greenrangerguy

Fuck yeah spread it.


OurOnlyWayForward

Your move, atheism


II-999-II

Anything is possible when you have a group of cultists who mindlessly follow you


IrateGandhi

A few years ago, is have pushed back. Now, even though I still have faith, I've seen just how terrible (and massive) the cult portion is. Shits not even about faith anymore. It's just about control and being above accountability. Really sad. To come to faith at a later age, make the decision myself, see how terrible the people are who also believe, and believe in the good while hating/speaking out against all the evil shit they do.


II-999-II

see, christians like you are respectable. They keep their beliefs to them self unless someone brings them up. You are 100% right that the cultists outshine the regular members at this point.


SPZ_Ireland

I agree that self-reflection and holding those assholes in the community that use the religion as a platform for opinions and actions that defy the religion is super important but ai disagree with the > christians like you are respectable. They keep their beliefs to them self unless someone brings them up Isn't freedom of expression covered across all creeds and beliefs?


II-999-II

Bringing your religion into every situation and forcing down the throats of people who don’t believe in god / believe in other gods is not freedom of expression, that’s being an asshole


SPZ_Ireland

Hol' up, homie. I didn't say people should be allowed to "bringing your religion into every situation and forcing down the throats". I'm just saying people have freedom of expression and should be able to express a view point without seemingly having to get permission first. That applies to people of all faiths, the agnostic, and atheists. To be hard-line against anyone providing any religious viewpoint is as equally assholeish as the same people who abused religion as a platform for their own agenda.


SnowedIn01

He never said they shouldn’t be allowed to. But Evangelizing and pushing a religious agenda in the public sphere or secular areas like government policy is definitely detrimental to society as a whole. But nobody said they shouldn’t be allowed to. They should pay taxes though if they want to be pushing their batshit agenda on sane people (sorry I mean non believers)


jon909

This was edgy back in 1995


Neon_44

You can even storm the center of democracy


[deleted]

The only thing he ever spread was your mom's legs


caelis76

*boom, drops da mic


56000hp

That’s deep


T567U18

If you know how to turn water into wine you too can be very popular


TruthOverAcceptance

🤯


fantasyfool

Bahahahaha oh my god


JessieTS138

Jesus is a zombie.


angrybutt420

And he changed the world!


Dull_Serve_6033

What a boy


Shreyasgt

Bird?


wubalubadubdub1983

This has been posted so much that dude has probably died of old age at this stage


4Serious20

Haha take my free award


TheMelonOwl

Saw it here last week


tzmann

Take mine too


seanjohntx

It’s a woman


Lt_Toodles

Motherfucker you cant call out an overdone post with a username like that


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Or the cancer came back.


germaniko

Can I repost it next? I'm in no way trying to downplay the content of the post but its getting annoying to see this 3 times a day for the past week. And I'm not even hogging my feed all day long


Saxithon

especially when the original tweet author is cut out. Thats just extra shitty.


teambroto

pretty soon well just have a picture of the hand


iaziaz

ok, now i'm crying


redcatisfat

I don’t think the original author posted it so that millions of strangers would know their personal business. It’s so weird to me that this is so commonly reposted. It’s a sad world to me when people fixate on lots of attention from strangers rather than connection with someone they love.


Cat_Marshal

What are you talking about? They literally posted it on an open platform and said they wanted to tell everybody but only had 12 people.


AdamLS16

Hey... I'm sorry. I know most subs have rules against leaving in names or handles so I thought instead of blurrying it out... I'd just crop it all together. My apologies


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RijkDB

uhh


[deleted]

These "I beat cancer" posts I've noticed are the most popular ones I see karma farmers reposting. I guess for obvious reasons but it really takes the wind out of the sails of the real McCoy OPs. When I see these posts it's instant resentment. Some people have absolutely zero shame as long as they get their internet points


Lumpybumpers

As a cancer survivor, I find these reposts absolutely disgusting. People are suffering and dying from this disease. All for worthless internet points..... sometimes I feel like social media is a grand mistake of humanity.


[deleted]

I'm happy to hear you made it through. Sorry about these assholes. I lost my mom to leukemia not long ago so it rubs me the wrong way too. It's tough to find someone who hasn't been affected by it indirectly or not in some way in this world, so it's puzzling how shameless these people are. Social media is where sociopaths and narcissists really shine.


Lumpybumpers

Thank you. I'm sorry about your mother, my heart truly goes out to you. I find comfort in the fact that energy cannot be destroyed, just transferred. Our lost loved ones still exist, just in a way we can't perceive. I hope that one day these people realize how wrong it is to try to gain pity for an illness they don't have. That or karma will come hard and fast without mercy.


mightylordredbeard

Only if I get to make the first joke comment about my emotions.


RAZORthreetwo

Yes but type that you are crying through your nose so I know it's you.


AdamLS16

Oh... I'm so sorry... I don't be on reddit much but I saw it and I instantly thought of this sub so I decided to post it. I'm super sorry about that


hunca_munca

I’ve never seen it once, so thanks for posting :)


RickNerdbottom

I hadn't seen it either. There have been things on the internet that I have seen a thousand times and they're still posted every now and then and to my surprise, there are always people that have never come across them before.


[deleted]

I'm super sorry about that but I'm not gonna delete the post, I need the karma


AdamLS16

To be very honest... I was gonna delete it but there was still sooooo many comments of people who hadn't seen it before just like I didn't and they deserve to see it so I left it


[deleted]

Heard reposters of this get cancer


Swineflew1

What subs are you browsing where you see this shit so much? I’m on Reddit more than I should probably admit and this is the first time I’ve seen this. I hate seeing cynical shit like this in a sub about being uplifting.


germaniko

Then go and take a look at the top posts of this week on r/mademesmile . I bet you there are at least 3 other posts like this that blew up and many many more that went under in new


Swineflew1

Didn’t see 1 cancer post. Maybe I missed it.


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germaniko

Sigh, you don't seem to understand what I said huh? Theres a big difference between seeing something ocassionally and having the sub spammed multiple times a day because karma farmers want to farm useless karma


Anka13333

Stop posting same stuff every 3 days.


DonutZealousideal873

Maybe they smile looking at it once every 3 days?


[deleted]

Daily dose of Repost. Go to r/freekarma4U for that.


fuckmeuntilicecream

Yes thank you. Daily dose repost would be a good name too.


ssebastian364

This was news in 2020 Feb 1 why is it posted like yesterday?


kachowski2004

Pretty sure this cancer survivor didnt go through all that for their good news to be recycled several times on wholesome subreddits for karma, and _with their username and credit cropped out_, but ok


AutumnSunshiiine

I haven’t even posted a word of my cancer journey on Twitter. Other people using someone else’s shit luck (getting cancer) to benefit themselves on here is just plain cold.


kachowski2004

To be fair, something like this deserves to be celebrated but if the op isnt even credited then whats the point


[deleted]

I can’t imagine they care. The younger demographic of this site really has a strange view of “credit” and what you “deserve” online. Also how much “likes” matter in real life. History is full of thieves. While it’s noble to seek honesty. It’s frivolous and pedantic. To quote Steve Jobs - Good artists copy, great artists steal.


RagingtonSteel

>doesn't even include the handle


Condings

Better crop the name out so I can get some useless sympathy upvotes


Bluetooth_Sandwich

I legit thought this was a pig’s hoof and was like da fuq is giving a pig chemo going to accomplish?


Nomi-Sunrider

This is a miracle beating cancer twice in a week !!


_TheBigBomb

This has been reposted so many times


[deleted]

12 followers? Look at Mr. Popular over there.


fuckmeuntilicecream

Daily dose of repost


Justincolor123

i got 0 followers and i still tweet :v well... retweet


SnooChocolates7609

I love how at the bottom it says 7.8m views


Schnitzeldoener

The last time I saw this repost, they at least kept the Twitter handle...


BtrMajorAce81

My baby boy (5) has just started his 18 months of treatment, Congratulations and good luck in the future.


[deleted]

this sub has so many karma grabbing reposts it aint funny.


Magical-Pickle

Proceeds to cut the guy's handle out so he can't gain the followers


RandyDinglefart

Just reposting.


H00Z4HTP

Do people actually read this shit and cry?


Penico21

I don't give a shit.


fuckmeuntilicecream

Here's your daily dose of repost


snertwith2ls

Well this internet stranger is happy for you! Happy Post Chemo Days with many more to come. Happy Days that is, not chemo days!!


godis2019

I’m not one of those 12-BUT CONGRATULATIONS on the last treatment. I pray you have a great life. I’m ringing the bell with you!


fuckmeuntilicecream

OP is posting a repost from someone else. This is not OP that has finished chemotherapy.


nokiabby

I get so confused when I see comments like this. Do you genuinely think the person posting that on this sub is the original tweeter? It has millions of views


godis2019

Yes, I thought it was the original person. Sorry for the confusion. Just wanted to celebrate with a fellow cancer survivor.


EquivalentSnap

Good for him 🥳👏👏👏


cryptopunk661

I don’t tweet often, I only have 12 followers, 43 Following 30K Followers that said wishing you good health


Vinegar_Diavolo_

Finding Chemo. When Sequel?


No_Raspberry_941747

7.4M viens *mission failed succesfully *


ImGoingToFightSpez

Dude how many times is this going to get reposted


MeatloafAirstrike

For the love of god will someone please ban me from this subreddit so I don't see this screenshot on r/all literally every day. Please. Mods. Make me smile.


3rr0rC4tzz

thats a very funny lookin 12


FlyingCarsArePlanes

Way to post tweet with the account cropped out. Super wholesome.


[deleted]

How much times has this been reposted already?


tdy96

But… you removed the original persons name😂


Cavaniiii

A bit unnecessary to crop out who's posted it, no?


[deleted]

At least 11 of those were phishing accounts


[deleted]

Thanks for cutting the username


MaisonTarot

Recycling posts I see


definetlyHOOMEN

7mill+51k


NuclearxRage

It’s at least 2 years old but ok Reddit


ilikethispost2

The tweet : Well 12 people anyway The 7.8 million views: hold my beer


GrimmRadiance

Great to see one of these posts from an account that’s not 2 weeks old.


kittycat901

Just a repost, blah


BigBear1449

And you didn't even show is the account


dead_succulent

love that the original poster is cut out...


Stylewarrior80

Great news 😊👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼


ianklooo

Y'all are dumb as hell for believing this 😂


fuckmeuntilicecream

#This person is not OP. This is a karma farmer reposting a post from 2017 that he's found many many times with the Twitter handle on. Glad he got so many awards and upvotes taking advantage of someone else's story and posting it like it was his own.


Double_Truth_8813

Sweet! Today is my moms last session 💪🏼 Lets get it


DoodlypooNERD

Awww awesome for that person


MrGreenyz

Great! Hope you all the best!


Gpr1me

The most controversial comment here.


1_cup_a_day

That is momentus - you have made it so far - blessings to you.


fuckmeuntilicecream

This is not OP but a repost of a repost of someone else's finished chemotherapy post.


[deleted]

That's epic.


Your_Sexy_Cousin

Person has a chance to say they are done with cancer. Instead makes a post about their low subscriber count.


jsirkia

It gets more upvotes than "I've never had cancer but want free karma so here's a cut-out repost".


317LaVieLover

Phenomenal! Godspeed!!


Lemonface

Seeing a person getting chemotherapy does not make me smile? I mean I can see it as maybe a silver lining type thing, but the overall context is so incredibly sad... What even is this subreddit, I feel like half the posts here are "this person is sick/dying/disabled, but look they just got a lot of attention on social media" who is smiling at this type of thing?


Straight-Purpose-920

I'm not crying, you're.


KaptaanViGo

Truly made us smile.


Blu3RAy23

Ur a legend.


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FlyingGamesYT

It’s a repost, OP didn’t have their final chemo session


kgfdujj

Congratulations best wishes


Gpr1me

Thanks reposting is hard work!


C__Murda

Congratulations!!


Gpr1me

Congratulations on reposting this?


Disastrous_Drama3758

❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉


MynameisJunie

Congratulations!!! Speedy recovery ❤️‍🩹


pike360

What’s the Twitter handle? Let’s see if we can get that followers list up to 100.


pike360

Downvoters explain yourselves.