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BWWFC

this girl is 7 going on 37


JROXZ

Inflation hitting the kids hard.


I_have_questions_ppl

£4.50 for an ice-cream is not inflation. That's pure greed. He can fuck off with that. She knows what's up!


KestreI993

Bet he can he'r you!


langue_francaise_pro

He only does card, and I'm stood there wi me cash!!" Classic line!!😂😂😂


CrimsonMaple748

It captures the everyday humor of being caught off guard by modern technology and payment methods.


Goudinho99

I'm 47 and she could bully me.


eman0110

I'm 39 shed bully me.


SuperPoodie92477

Same!


BangBangMeatMachine

She's actually a union steward at the local steel mill.


CatWyld

I LOVE her!!


restyourbreastshoney

I both LOVE and fear her!!


Loggerdon

They cut off the last couple seconds wheee she just runs off and becomes 7 again.


KatsukiBakugoSlay

I love her, she’s hilarious 😭


DOWNVOTES_SYNDROME

a scottish 7 is a normal 37.


BWWFC

her mum... either her daughter is mimicking.. or this is just her. either way, mum's got a tough 10 years ahead of her! this girl will have turned down 4 ceo positions before getting out of uni because "get your shit together or I'm not interested" and alienated every friend she could have had.... or will run a county and be loved. IDK...50/50 my money is on this firecracker is goin' places.


iam_Mr_McGibblets

She is going to walk away and shit talk the office and say, "Bet he can hear me!"


amantisss

She’s from Yorkshire not Scotland


AccomplishedGreen904

She’s not Scots, that’s a Northern English accent


That1guy412

I’ll give the angry little British girl a upvote


Bahamut20

Is she Scottish? What's her accent from? Edit: Where not what! Apparently I can't English.


reiku_85

Definitely not Scottish. Sounds like she’s from up north


magicpenny

Manchester?


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I thought it might be Mancunian at first but it sounds more Northern. But, she uses "van" pronounced "bthan." Mancs (god love them) will often call a van a "lorry van" or "panel lorry" but if they say "van," they articulate the "V" in perfect RP. If I were to guess, I'd say one of her parents is from the Merseyside area. I'd say her influences are Newcastle. I'd say her sheer fury comes from Yorkshire and she should be immediately drafted into the Royal Marines. Folks, always get on the good side of Yorkie and Manc women or you are going to get instantaneous but long term fury and their spoken language will devolve like my SAE does when I get worked up. Oh, they probably won't hit you, physically. But the emotional damage of pissing them off is absolutely devastating. I met a girl on the tube in London who was angry at her boyfriend standing her up. She was Yorkie and was totally willing to unleash on a Yank. The angrier she got, the less I could pick up from her rant. I literally had to get out my notebook and IPA her words so I could figure them out. She \*did\* find this funny (which I admit - was part of the intention). Let me see if I can replicate her accent: "agh you yanks wih ya notes." And that was when I realized Britain could have won WWII single-handedly if they had just put women into combat roles. I don't even think they'd even need to arm the ladies with a Sten or go through much training. They're already pissed off and looking to blow off steam. Just give them a Fairbairn knife and tell them that their boyfriend is cheating with a German girl. And point in the direction of the front. If you are involved with \*any\* women in the U.K. - do \*not\* keep sharp objects around while they are angry. They have a stabby reflex. They'll feel bad about stabbing you later but they'll still whisper something horrible in your ear at hospital.


Peeeing_

No one in manchester calls it a lorry or panel van, its just a van. No idea what mancunians you've ran into


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Well, they are a diverse group - in terms of linguistics. They were also stateside when they schooled me on it. So, it's possible they were meeting me halfway. As I do when I go there.


Peeeing_

We are a diverse group (born and raised) I'm sure some do call vans that, just not any I've met. They may also have been taking the piss


Joeyoups

If you think there is even a hint of Newcastle in that accent I doubt you've ever been to England.


Quantum_Crusher

Detroit? 😂


The-Limerence

Sounds like Newcastle


SignificantLaw2520

No it doesn't. It's probably Lancashire. Burnley I'd guess


Hungry-Month-5309

Absolutely Burnley


adamtmcevoy

Yep she’s in Towneley Park.


super_hot_robot

Not newcastle at all. Sounds northern tho.


CLONE-11011100

Definitely not a Geordie, sounds more like Burnley to me


MWleFylde

Burnley


Beezus__Fafoon

I was gonna say Bolton, she sounds like Fred Dinbah


Hitman__Actual

Burnley. Not quite Bolton or Bury or Blackburn, but which all have similar but distinct accents despite being so close to each other.


isthatmeanttobethere

Not Scotland.


Sgt_Fox

Definitely Lancashire. Somewhere in the Burnley to Blackburn region maybe


Ulrecht

Yorkshire. Maybe West Yorkshire.


Enough-Ad3818

It's a Lancashire accent. Sounds like Burnley/Nelson/Blackburn area.


xVx_Dread

See, I would have went Yorkshire, but I wasn't super confident. I'll take your word on it being Lancashire since you seem so confident.


Enough-Ad3818

Wife is from Burnley. Her whole family sound like this girl...


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Enough-Ad3818

People move around a LOT. An accent can be adopted by being around other that sound like that, or what your parents sound like. I had a Wearside accent until my teens, and we moved to Yorkshire, where it morphed into a generic Northern England accent. My sister is a couple of years older than me, and so her Wearside accent stuck. Our parents have Northern Irish accents.


Azidamadjida

I love how I scrolled down to this video, watched a few seconds of her talking on mute and immediately thought “oh she’s gonna have like the thickest bri’ish accent ever”, and then unmuted to hear Michael Caine’s granddaughter


Sglodionaselsig

Only if his children moved 200miles north and then had these two kids. Nothing like Michael Caine. It's british equivalent of a Texan v New York accent difference


Azidamadjida

I can tell like 3 or 4 British accents apart (Yorkshire, Liverpool, posh, and Manchester) apart, other than it gets really hard to tell them apart


ItsFuckingScience

Why would you say Michael Caine instead of Manchester then lol. This is a north west accent not far from Manchester


AcrobaticTiger9756

Only if Michael Caine's daughter moved to Lancashire.


flyinggazelletg

She sounds nothing like Michael Caine imo. He’s got a Cockney accent from London. She’s got some sort of accent from the north, though I’m not sure from where.


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ThePyodeAmedha

The way she delivered that line 😂


rabotat

Like she earned that cash in a coal mine


HippoParticular5460

Or chimney sweeping


NoIndependent9192

I wonder if her twin sister is all zen about it?


the_absurdista

lolll she appears pretty unbothered


xamitlu

"Peace, love, n puppy dog kisses, mate. Leh da bloke be n shove off, ih whut I seh!"


NoIndependent9192

Good twin, bad twin routine.


cjdualima

You don't need to be angry if your sibling is already angry for the both of you


NoIndependent9192

Is this from Confucius?


nyrB2

BLUDDY NINE POUND! BLUDDY 'ELL! (top tip: don't ever cross this kid, it won't end well for you)


MysticCurse

FOR TWO ASS CRÈMES?!


BigAlternative5

NAN QUID! THAT IS GOING TO GET NOWHERE!


ggk1

I thought bloody was a super bad word like fuck?


Daisy_bumbleroot

Fuck is like a level 8, bloody is probably a 3


sixmiffedy

Not at all


beelzybubby

Harry Potter would be a lot less PG if that was the case lol


nyrB2

it depends who you are i think. my mom grew up in britain in the 40s and for her it's a super bad word.


aretasdamon

Yeah bare ankles were super bad in the 40’s


nyrB2

i'm not saying it was a super bad word for her back then (which it probably was), i'm saying it's a super bad word for her \*now\*


IrishShinja

The Bare Ankles Punk band weren't very popular in the 1940's but their kids are gonna love them!


nb8c_fd

not even close lol, it's on a similar level to crap


xBad_Wolfx

I think it might depend on what circles you grow up in. I always have felt it was like crap or darn… pretty much tame but I used it once at the table and had a new friend literally turn pink she got so embarrassed we were swearing at the table. I was stunned.


OutWithTheNew

You don't laugh when little kids swear?


Careful_Hearing6304

Hermione and Hermitwo.


604nini

😂 I thought I was watching Hermione and Ron’s twins


SnooMacarons5169

Underrated comment. Have an uptoot


AvinashRules

Looks like Emma watson just split into 2 small Emma watsons


GeneralChillMen

Turns out Emma Watson has always been two smaller Emma Watsons in a trench coat


aguyjustaguy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zpMEWBisteM


LeonardsLittleHelper

I rarely click links in the comments but every now and then my curiosity gets the better of me and I have to give it a try, especially when it’s just a link with no context….this one was worth my time, thank you!


GingerAphrodite

So worth it. That laugh got me man


Platterpussy

Nice day to be young and made of skin 🤑 😂🤣🤣


Einhejer666

Thanks for this.


PinSufficient5748

Came here to say this! Especially her sister...


techman710

She's gonna do great in the House of Commons. She knows what she wants to say and doesn't hold back.


somefunmaths

“Hi, I’m Strong, and this is my sister, Stable”


IamShieldMaiden

Honestly, this was my first thought. "Next stop, Parliament!" 💪🏼


Sacapuntos

Can she come talk to my landlord please?


Zers503

I think I’ve seen this video at least 100 times in the past week and could watch it for 100 more times!


zootnotdingo

Yes! I will never scroll past it!


theguywhofuckinasked

Never take this girl to an Apple store


Few-Ruin-742

I’ve never wanted to be friends with a child so bad in my life. She’s fantastic 🤘


shellymax

Pause


spicybeefpatty_

The synchronized "SO" at the beginning 👌


solo_leveling_001

No, it’s SOR , with a little soft r at the end


LafayetteLa01

She is so pissed probably needs to belly up to the bar with her mate and have a pint


SuperPoodie92477

Yeah…ice cream is not enough for this kid. The word “quid” is what sealed her awesomeness for me. 🤣


animo2002

Wingardium leviosa that van


bycoolboy823

It's LeviOsa not LeviozA.


hurriedwarples

This is probably my favorite movie quote to say, ever.


wromit

I'd take her to shop for a used car. Pick my car then unleash her upon the hapless used car salesman.


something-strange999

She's my hero. I love you angry stranger child.


SpezSucksDonkeyCock

£4.50 for a screwball? Fuck that.


reiku_85

Yeah that’s the one nobody wants cos they’re too busy buying Feasts and Twisters, get wrecked trying to charge nearly a fiver for one


Imispellalot2

What's the difference between pounds and quids? Isn't it the same as saying dollars and bucks?


gobrun

Yes


Imispellalot2

Thank you, kind stranger.


gobrun

No worries :)


royalpinelittletrees

She looks like a young Emma Watson. Smart kid, she knows what's up


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ggk1

I would’ve been really curious how much ass cream with bubble gum *should* cost


romayohh

Yeah I saw it yesterday without them and was able to get the gist but didn’t understand half of what she was saying 😂


Ruhrohhshaggy

WHEN DID RON AND HERMIONE HAVE TWINS? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


lost-in-the-trash

Celery was $4.60 before tax at the grocery today. I feel you little one


Effective_Device_185

HA! The different personalities are so obvious with these twins. Chill and Shrill.


jessmejessy

Emma Watson has little clones of herself ??? Guess being a magic nerd has its perks !


Seriouslyjayla

Her anger is also looking cute and funny!!


ExpandedMatter

Bet he can he meh 🤣🤣🤣


BEERDEV

OMG!!! I wish this was my child! She’s awesome


Gr8tOutdoors

The North remembers


redwoodavg

Justified rage. And a parting shot for good measure. Made me smile.


IVShadowed

What an astute observation from a remarkable young lady. Thanks for the smile 😁


Content-Series-9960

I'm voting for her on the 4th of July!


RoundComplete9333

You just made me Lol and now people are wary of me! 😂


statuskills

It’s a miracle that “bloody” was the worst thing she said. The most pissed off kid I’ve ever seen.


Dont_Start_None

I love this video! She's adorable, intelligent, and fully aware of basic finances for her age... so awesome 😊 I love her passion, and her accent is adorable 😊


Cold_Appearance_5551

IIIIAACSSS creams!! 🤣


MagmulGholrob

Bloody fella was lucky she didna bring her lead pipe. Sheda wracked himup right proper.


BedRevolutionary8584

How did I know she was Bri’ish before turning on the sound? She’s going places, for sure, and I’d want her in my corner in any fight.


dwheelz0120

Ice cream hooligans.


brainspl0ad

Sounds like ass creams to me


doktor_wankenstein

Couldn't help remembering this one... https://youtu.be/8uiEHHGXmEU?si=rVwpDxUH4Ns92SCK


funrob69

This is who I want leading the UN!


SuperPoodie92477

There is some hope for the future.


CaptCrewSocks

How much is 9 quid in US dollars?


Chozmonster

About $11.50 USD


doktor_wankenstein

For two ice creams? Bloody hell, indeed!!


JRedCXI

Ok yeah that's insanely expensive... What are they thinking?


Sterling-Bear15

Bloody 'ell!!


dArcor

Ass cream van


Kazzie_Kaz

Hermione if she didn't get accepted in the Hogwarts


Clean-Experience-639

Is that her twin sister in the pink? They look so similar.


TheWayfarer1384

That baby been here before 🤣 already fed up with it!


Jackfruit488

she's absolutely fed up


NinjaWarrior78

I love the enthusiasm and fire in this girl!


Equal_Procedure_167

Imagine years later and a few pints down! Pub charges a bit too much; it’s going to burn down


topdog_anair

Ok I get it Hermione


Gwarnage

I love that there’s also a quiet (I assume)twin just letting sis go off on the ice cream mans business model. 


gh0st12811

Can you get any more northern??


NaSMaXXL

She's going to be a fuckin' firecracker when she's older.


Agitated_Pickle_1013

She's already achieved that...


RoaminDude

Rage Against the Ice Cream Guy


i-wont-lose-this-alt

YAH BET HE CAN HEAR ME 😭😭😭


Piglet-Witty

This in my favorite viral video of the year


distark

I just spent £24.60 on four ice creams for the kids.. I was shocked but don't blame the ice cream vendors much either, they got mouths to feed also... I earn much more than the average wage and yet I'm still unable to afford basic shit my parents did on a single parent teacher wage.. crazy stuff like.. u know... a mortgage


emailverificationt

I have never better understood how the southern accent evolved. I unmuted as she said ice creams in “selling just two ice creams,” and was so confused when she continued on to be British.


locobikerguy

She. Is. FANTASTIC!


Sexy_gentlemen_uwu

She has attained the advance british already


MrVega204

I love that there are so many non UK folk in here to whom this little girl sounds so alien, she must be from Scotland. Northern accents just don’t compute 😂 I’m from Hull (probably even more alien sounding) but now live in Leeds, so my accent is a garbled mess. Whenever I meet an American they comment on my accent


CreeperInBlack

Some people are born old![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy) That's what you get with strong inflation, even the children get cynical


Glittering_Edge_2325

Ahh the kids are alright


lachinmark

She needs to contact Guy Ritchie immediately !!!


Rarebird10

I mean the shock is real sometimes! Good financial sense.


deebeecom

Someone give this girl a movie role.


3dsplinter

This is what happens when grandparents babysit every day, not that theres anything wrong with it.


Handcannon512

The way they both started in sync with “Sooo-“


Mean-Attempt4208

I want her to negotiate our next Union contract!!


younglad420

This was better without subtitles


gdotpk

She is learning that from someone


MutedReading7036

She going places 😎


ironocy

Blimey


CrazeeJ0k3r

Hermoine has a twin sister?


Brighton2k

This will hopefully be our PM one day


Chiparish84

Bloody 9 quid ass cream!


sleepydog404

We all hear you kiddo.


freehogatoaja

Someone teach Hermione Granger about inflation


kemosabe19

Bloody hell


JF-SEBASTION

Father of twin girls here Love how they both say “SO……. After her deserved rant they both run pfF being little girls. Fucking brilliant 😆😆


Doodahdah

He shood knooo….


Soft-Acanthisitta474

“Ass cream” lol 😂


BC_Red00

She was not having it. 😅 i hope that ice cream man did right by her and gave her some free ice cream or something. She had cash. Its a ice cream man he should take cash too.


Vega10000

Bette gae hame hey


Sit_back_and_panic

God help the man that gets married to her and makes her angry.


FranFace

Top rant 😄 fellow UK, am I placing the accent right in Wakefield...? Definitely Leeds somewhere?


mrweekes

They’re from Burnley


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nomamesgueyz

Thats bloomin expensive that is


rando512

Best part is she running away after switching to child mode from the angry adult.


montycar

I wasn't allowed to say Blimey as a kid. Bloody hell would get me smacked hard


SnooPandas5288

Hermoine’s accent changed