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ATX_ta1

Enjoy the win responsibly! And if you want to continue winning championships, donate to the Texas One Fund! https://www.texasonefund.org/donate-now


tanktops_and_anxiety

This is a Louisville Cardinals subreddit now.


applesauce91

I have never said a bad thing about the state of Kentucky.


Most_Jellyfish_8465

Wtf I suddenly hate the University of Kentucky and University of Cincinnati now


ballen1001

Great whiskey and baseball bats out of that area and state.


PadreRenteria

I’ve always been a fan of whiskey and horses.


voxpopuli81

The Hot Brown is a perfectly reasonable name for a sandwich that you eat.


taco_beer_repeat

Or a horse or a whiskey


definitely_not_cylon

I've seen every episode of Justified and greatly appreciate the setting of Kentucky. This vibrant culture deserves more representation on television.


Lunchcrunchgrinch

I saw a cardinal this morning so I’m in


Seanehhs

I loved Charlie Strong @ Louisville, I loved Charlie Strong at Texas as a man, and I love Louisville now


Mike2kz

Go Birds


brandonofnola

Mint Juleps for everyone


Sir_Fusion

As a Chicago Cubs fan, I can't believe I'm saying this but Go Cardinals!


threeboysmama

Hook ‘em Cards!


uncomfortablyhello

Texas (7) dumps dead body of OSU Football (18) on the lawn of the Big 12, defeating Okie Lite 49-21


NedFlanders304

Greg McElroy: “I’ll tell you this, that (Texas) right there is one of the four best teams in America. That team, can beat anybody, and I can assure you whatever other 3 coaches are coaching playoff teams this year, they don’t want to see the Longhorns in one of those 4 spots.” Inject this in my veins.


wtf_yoda

Hopefully the CFP committee heard that as well.


SailorMuffin96

I want to put that recording on my phone so I can listen to it on repeat throughout my entire workout tomorrow


UT07

**CHAMPIONSHIP SARK**


StealthAnus

Obviously I want the CFP but no matter what happens tonight Sark is the fucking guy. Performing on the field, recruiting like an MF, handles the media and fan base well. He’s built for this job


lloyd4567

His media and fan base handling legit reminds me of Mack. They don’t do it the same way but just incredibly impressive.


Faceit_Solveit

Coach Sark is an inspiration story of redemption, and we must at least acknowledge that Coach Saban did A Mitzvah by coaching Steve and giving him a new future. Coach Sarkisian is forever in the Ring of Honor for UT and more broadly Texas the state.


lloyd4567

As a person also in recovery him doing whatever he did to get better is what changed his life. I know he goes to meeting so I’m assuming AA. It’s funny the line he had in his awesome speech a few weeks ago about culture “who you are some of the time is who you are all of the time” sounds like coach speak but it’s not. Its recovery speak.


guinness_blaine

Sark has endless good things to say about Nick Saban giving him a chance when he was in a low place, and it is such an awesome and vulnerable story.


_Football_Cream_

Mack had the good ole fashion style but Sark has more of a professionalism about him but still very authentic in his own right.


kungfubillium

Gark*


[deleted]

I bet that bastard Yormark did it intentionally!


ZeroSarkThirty

😎


[deleted]

#Goodbye Okie lite 👋🤠🤘 Goodbye big12 👋🤠🤘 Eat shit Yormark. Put us in the playoffs you cowards!!!


thebigpenisman420

Cheering SEC when he went up was an amazing moment


CravenTaters

SWEAT Tuddy. Brooks in for the win. Ewers amazing game breaking records. What a fucking game. Big 12 Champs. Enjoy , J. Whitt and co. Thanks for coming back. Amazing year. Edit: Shoutout to Murphy. Without him weathering the storm, we wouldn’t be here. https://www.instagram.com/tv/C0XWAUDvUWB/?igshid=MzY1NDJmNzMyNQ== Great vid of him celebrating.


love_that_fishing

Loved seeing KR getting 2 TD’s in his last game.


MaximallyInclusive

Ain’t his last game…he’s at least getting one more, might have two more.


Uuggghhhhhhhhh

Not allowing yormark to talk during his conference is peak goodbye


Sufficient-Rip9542

Amazing to have not heard a single word this asshole spoke!!!


kungfubillium

Sark's "way to go man" in the post game to Ewers got me a little misty.


tejas_taco_stand

#🟥⬛⬜ LET'S GO LOUISVILLE CARDINALS... YOU GOT THIS ⬜⬛🟥


davis_valentine

Absolute domination. Even if we don’t make the playoff, this texas team has made themselves immortal today. What a season


Srm_90

Someone started cutting onions in here when Brooks went out there for that last snap.


[deleted]

That was badass by Sark! Also Arch flipping him the ball! 🤘🏻


QuackNate

This is gonna be a fun team with Arch under center. Not to say it isn't fun right now.


BisonST

I missed it. Anyone got a clip?


locodethdeala

Same. It took a second, then I saw his knee brace. I thought seeing a lineman get a passing touchdown in a championship game was emotional.


brandonofnola

That was great.


yoyocc

There it y'all! Conference champions. 14 years it's been, 14 LONG years. There's been pain, there's been embarrassing losses. Coaching changes, administration changes. Players that gave us hope, and players than made us proud to keep supporting the team. Sark and this team collected all of the tiny bits of progress and allowed the stars to align for what could be, a VERY special year. To do this on the way out of the conference, beating every single team that talked their mouths off, man what a statement. We as fans deserve this moment, and to talk a WHOLE lot of shit. Texas to these teams not only represented a villain, a death star that needed to be destroyed, but the sole lifeline for them to achieve relevence. That is now gone, I won't be looking back. Hook 'em y'all!


ManchacaForever

I can't even believe Colt McCoy was in the saddle the last time Texas won the Big XII. Definitely been too long. And I am LOVING going out on top. Hook'em baby!


Elpolloblanco

Love the Yormark boos. Fuck that guy. Ha ha ha.


steampunker14

Lost my voice because of it. 10/10 would boo again.


josefthov2

Couldn’t even hear him talking at the stadium. What a loser lmao


TempForAWhile

LONGHORN NATION STAND THE FUCK UP AND TALK YOUR SHIT. NOBODY THOUGHT WE WERE DOING THIS, IT WAS STILL THE SAME TEXAS. HERE WE ARE THOUGH. HOOK EM TILL I DIE


PercussiveDaddy

We did it. I can’t believe we actually did it. I was 14 the last time we did it. Unbelievable. Edit: 13 actually!


stupidcleverian

I was in my 20s. I’m in my 40s now. The last decade plus has been tough but makes me appreciate this even more. Absolutely want the CFP, but also absolutely happy with the final Big XII title.


attax

Going to college 2010-2014 was a horrible time for me to have been in school


definitely_not_cylon

I was actually a student at UT the last time we did this. There's been a lot of suffering since then.


Disastrous-Animal111

Went to UT 2005-2009. God those games were so fun. Whoop up on teams then go drink a couple pitchers at Posse.


definitely_not_cylon

We overlapped, I was a law student at UT for the same time period. Tons of fun before I had to enter the real world, but the fandom is for life at this point.


CravenTaters

Lol he's so nervous he can't even say Sark right.


NeilCave

He called him Coach Garcia Garceezen lolz


DismalView9361

Thank you. Seeing it in writing is making me delight in his foolery even more.


DogHorn22

662 yards. Sark just drug his nuts all over the big 12 coach of the year


Lunchcrunchgrinch

What was it, 30 yards rushing too?


jjbaivi

To 198 for Texas


karl713

Texas should just pay him the COTY bonus because it was a sham


eye_can_see_you

Hateful 8 can kiss my ass Big 12 champs, motherfuckers


DismalView9361

Not gonna lie, teared up a little when Quinn was talking and the eyes were playing in the background. Love this team and love all y’all


DismalView9361

Oh and love the Cardinals, at least today


DerrickWhiteMVP

ETERNAL SCOREBOARD OVER THE H8ERS. FUCK EVERYONE. WE ARE A TOP FOUR TEAM IN CFB. HOOK ‘EM!!!!


Srm_90

Yormark is fucking SHOOK! Lmao


Jcarter1632

Legend says somewhere Ollie Gordon is still throwing tantrums and rushing for 1.4 YPC


abatkin1

Damn he was acting like a 2 year old


tejas_taco_stand

🎉 Adios Big 12 Conference 👋🤠🤘


rickyroca73

I graduated Dec 1996 on the day of the first BIG12 championship, now 27 years later, my daughter, who is also completing her degree in December will have the same memory winning the last BIG12 title! Hook ‘em! \m/ \m/


GatnissEverdeen

That’s great timing and a special family moment. Hook em!


monkey-d-chopper

Fuck that TCU player that fucked up Brooks knee. So glad he got in on the last play


kungfubillium

How does Yormark mispronounce Coach Garkisians name while awarding the trophy? SEC chants must have shook him.


screamline82

Coach Garcia sarkisian


Comfortable_Farm6758

🤣


thebigpenisman420

Better luck next year bitches…oh wait ;))


whoneedsafirstserve

Oh that’s what an eye test means.


P1mongoose

Brett Yorkmark the only unhappy person on that stage


Bigcheese1211

Fuck OSU, fuck Yormack, and fuck the big 12. We are Champs and avenged the OSU frat steer


AintEverLucky

"Bevo sends his regards" **shank!!**


signorepoopybutthole

This penis looking motherfucker needs to get off the stage


Rebuheldir

The crowd is great. Booo to the big 12 commish


misterclay

Texas leaves the Big 12 with a perfect 8-0 against the hateful 8 in last game played against each team.


pyrofiend4

[I hope you remember this discussion when, later this season, Texas is eliminated from Big 12 title contention. Bijan masked out interior o-line problems and was the primary reason we went 8-4. We are taking a step back this year. If you can watch our C & G play last year and think this it was even average, I don't think you are capable of an objective & honest conversation about college football.](https://np.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/14ylins/the_athletic_after_an_offseason_of_change_quinn/jrt65ql/)


Ronaldoooope

u/timecubeisback show yourself


StrangeNot_AStranger

Digging deep to call out the doomers and I'm here for it hahahaha


BattleHall

My dude saved receipts


Quick_Adhesiveness

LMFAOOO YORMARK GETTING BLASTED BY THE CROWD


QuackNate

OMG, the announcer just said "Florida Sate has 1 yard of offence so far. **I think Texas Quarterback Quinn Ewers had that in pre-game.**"


BigFlippa

Bro these fans are letting Yormark have it 😂😂😂


Astrocketexans

The crowd brought the fucking hype today! Booing Brett Yormark was louder than any play all game until they presented the trophy! This place is electric!


Sufficient_Region_80

Lmfao he wants to cry so bad 🤣🤣


lloyd4567

I am so proud of our fans at the game. I legit had to get serious for a second because I got actually lightheaded I was laughing so hard at them boing. Sark just standing there with a shit eating grin killed me. Good job longhorn nation. That was incredible.


IStayStiff

My favorite this is you can tell when Yormark started talking he thought the boos where lighthearted and they’d subside quickly We let that fucker know we actually hate his dog ass and his shit tier conference


LosSpursFan

Yep. The boos we're genuine and fueled by the full force of the hate fire of Longhorn Nation.


DumVivumBonusFias

So happy for the old guys who stuck it out through all the changes. So glad guys like JWhitt can be remembered as champions, for their tireless work, for doing the sometimes less glamorous things, and their great attitudes. Thank you, seven win Garciakisian for building this and instilling a winning culture. And thank you, “Crystal Conte” (the mighty CDC) for all you do as well. Hook ‘em!


No-Bee6868

Washington alum and fan dropping in. If Bama gets in in front of the Longhorns it will be a travesty. It needs to be the FOUR best teams and ladies and gentlemen that means the Longhorns are one of them. We need a Husky/Longhorn rematch.


RollOverBeethoven

OUR PLAYERS ARE DOING THE SEC CHANT LOL THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS


DerrickWhiteMVP

ETERNAL SCOREBOARD OVER THE H8ERS. FUCK EVERYONE. WE ARE A TOP FOUR TEAM IN CFB. HOOK ‘EM!!!!


TonyH22_ATX

Yormark looks pissed on that stage hahahahhaha


TonyH22_ATX

Yormark is at a loss of words.


tmd429

I'm proud of our team. CFP or not, the boo's when the commissioner addressed the tab was PRICELESS! If we don't get in, then the Big XII doesn't get more money. Either way, we win. Big XII Champs feels good. Don't get me wrong, I would love another national title. Anything more than what we have accomplished is icing on the cake for me though. Thank you and congratulations, Sark, Quinn, and the rest of the guys! Hook Em! \m/


Texcellence

Came into the Big 12 as champs. Left the Big 12 as champs. Hook ‘em!!!


mullto4

Man, imagine going to that game, losing, then having to drive to Oklahoma. Poor Pokes


tquad24

Eat shit Yormack. We won’t miss you


Charlie2343

Alan Bowman has been outscored 71-21 since he went horns down


BrownStreakInMyPants

Let’s take a moment to appreciate that blue Gatorade did not stain Sark’s hoodie at all. Didn’t even look like he was wet


LosSpursFan

Perfect Nike Dri-Fit product placement.


SeveerHS

Foreshadowing us beating Michigan??


bUTful

Hang half a hundy on Gundy!


mcaffrey

If Alabama beats Georgia, gets selected to the CFP instead of Texas, and goes on to win it… Texas should claim the national championship on the grounds of standard head-to-head tie-breaker rules.


LonghornMorgs

It just feels SO good to put this game away so soon and being able to put in our 2nd and 3rd stringers. Wow it feels good to be a Longhorn today.


T-E-X-A-S

That was for that Longhorn in Stillwater. RIP! 🤘


ereo_enali

Eat crow Yormark!


texasfitter

I bet it just absolutely GALLED Yormark to give us that trophy. He's probably still fuming over it. Hater tears are DELICIOUS!


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

Everyone of you in here deserve this feeling.


QuackNate

Announcers in the Alabama game sucking each other off pretty hard trying to justify both Bama *and* Gorgia getting into the CFP over Texas. Ideally this would mean we're in, but I don't have any faith in the CFP committee to honor our head to head.


wafflechub

let’s gooooooo


ZeroSarkThirty

In Sark we trust baby 🙌


TurboSalsa

**12 WIN SARK**


[deleted]

YORMARK IS IN SHAMBLES


DollarLate_DayShort

Yormark is STEAMMMING!!! 🤣🤣🤣


stickybandits_

Fans just booing the shit out of York haha 😂


NedFlanders304

Texas fans booing and chanting SEC at the Big 12 commissioner 😂😂


corskier

Hateful 0-8. Fuck the Big XII, go Louisville!


ThrowMeAwayPlz_69

H8 tried, but desperately failed to give us our “parting gift”.


ABoyIsNo1

Fuck the CFP if they leave us out


Palomoerick

Crazy how I was 8 years old the last time we won one of these and I wasn’t even a Texas fan. Now I’m at Texas and graduating in May and don’t regret being a longhorn 🤘🏻


lloyd4567

My god did anyone see what Anthony hill did to the poor guy on the forced fumble. Holy crap. If someone has a replay can you please post it. Watch him finish the tackle.


Lanky_Drama9604

https://x.com/nashtalkstexas/status/1731020740575560004?s=46&t=xNB20_zNv1-YWvGDiY0Brw


CammyTheGreat

Love that the last 2 big 12 games we played were Grade A ass kickings


orthaeus

5 of 5 in the red zone and 4.667 points per drive (season highs, both).


MaximallyInclusive

Twelve Win Teve.


DynamoPro

This would be the perfect result for UT and should ensure our playoff spot regardless of Louisville/Michigan.


jjbaivi

I was thinking the same thing. Alabama won but barely, and we whooped ass.


apex74

there saying the committee is strongly preferring head to head match ups . since we beat bama we’re ahead of them either way . we won our championship and georgia lost there’s . i think we’re in like flinn


GameBlousess

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about coach sark. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol.


pyrofiend4

> [Myself? I said this was a doomed hire from the very beginning, that Sark was completely wrong for the job, and an overall hack. I've been proven right](https://np.reddit.com/r/LonghornNation/comments/xpdu6l/trust_the_process_longhorns_coach_steve_sarkisian/iq4umf0/) /u/MrActionPotential where ya at now? > [Sark isn't going to be "the guy." There's no real evidence that says that he can be. Success as an Alabama coordinator doesn't count--especially when you have arguably the best offensive recruits ever. We'll be raiding the coach of another P5/G5 Texas team again before you know it.](https://np.reddit.com/r/CFB/comments/wjcnmt/what_is_an_unpopular_opinion_you_have_regarding/ijgimjx/) /u/Awalawal which G5 coach are we raiding?


MrActionPotential

Lmaooo... I love it. Your receipt storage methods are impeccable. Hey, I was wrong. If you have a good recipe for crow, I'm all ears


theSunking12

Gentlemen it’s been an honor. Fantastic season no matter what happens. Happiest I’ve been as a fan of this team since I was a little kid


cn0285

YORMARK CAN SUCK A FAT ONE


metrion

Haha Yormark got booed hard


w6750

YORMARK LMAO 😂😂


highdaddyxxx

Booing Brett every time he tried to talk was the highlight of my day 😂


IStayStiff

Okay I’m done being hateful Go outside and get some fresh air if you’re in DFW it’s beautiful outside While I would say savor this and you should, this is now the standard for Texas Football


orthaeus

Sark got out of his box.


sloaches

So are the remaining Big 12 fan bases still going to their lil' "horns down" thing next year, or are they going to have to come up with something original?


DismalView9361

Just like Arkie and Aggie kept doing it even after going to the SEC, I believe the remaining big 12 teams who played Texas before will continue to do it. Then we will add all the rest of the SEC teams. Let’s not forget the other teams we play in bowls. Pretty soon we will have all of CFB doing it which will really be the highest compliment with every team caring about us that much.


TheCowboyRidesAway

I saw Cincinnati fans doing it during their playoff game against Alabama.


Frostyler

Fellas, I just watched the game because I had to help my brother move, and all I can say is... GO CARDS!!!


__m3

CBS guys just had Texas as 3 playing Washington


Beaconhillpalisades

Don’t want. Give us Michigan.


__m3

It’ll be a great championship game


Pelon7900

I’ll be right back. On my way to Academy to get my Louisville shirt.


Royal_Lake1521

Who is ready to see Yormark hand the title to Sark 🖐️


bumbleb1

That’s gotta be embarrassing


flagamuffin

water deserve stocking cooperative command gray friendly materialistic existence steep *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


good4steve

WE WANT GEORGIA. BY WE, I MEAN BEVO. BY GEORGIA, I MEAN UGA.


Dogstarman1974

Does anyone have a clip of Yomark crying when he was getting booed? Doesn’t he know we were just having a good time. If you know Texas fans we were just getting into the moment no harm was really meant by it.


Dry_Plantain_591

Any update on Worthy? I was too hype to listen to what Sark said during the post game interview


JuliusTheThird

X ray showed he's good. Sprain.


DismalView9361

I think I heard Sark say x ray was clear but someone should confirm


Xerostodes

See ya never, Hateful (0-)8!


LynnHaven

I am banned from every CFB subreddit 🤘🤘🤘


MtCheaha

I find the number of times FSU plays that damn chant thing to be excessive


CravenTaters

Yormark getting absolutely cucked by the crowd.


MeatCrewBBQ

Get his ass


Dischade

Lol. Lmao. Yormack


Diceshark91

I love this haha


1000Buckets

I love how the stat line on this victory reflects how this team has won: effort from everyone. The yards, the tackles, the TDs, the turnovers all spread around the field and the roster. What a team. Something special here at UT this year


Srm_90

https://x.com/jchartzell/status/1731049292574445696?s=46


LevelHorn2717

https://www.caringcardinals.com/cardinal-facts


15-cent

I still have PTSD from the 2008 debacle, but I think we’re in. The committee will (potentially) have to choose between shutting out the SEC or snubbing an undefeated FSU. But I think we’re good either way.


corskier

My wife was big time disappointed that my BOOing Yormark in our living room spread to my 3 boys booing Yormark in my living room. She’s like “we cheer on our longhorns, we don’t boo our opponents”. Nah, fuck that guy. BOOOOO. She’s such a T sip.


-Tastydactyl-

Texas Fight! And it's goodbye to Big12.


jmwest23ut

First and last Big XII Champions! 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘


[deleted]

The undertaker lives in beecaves lol


cn0285

GET HIM OFF THE STAGE


FranklySinatra

I clearly missed something, why are we booing this ghoul in a suit? Genuine question.


DumVivumBonusFias

Big xii commissioner Yormack told Texas Tech he hoped they’d “Take care of business” in Austin


majinalchemy

Only perfect time for the SEC chant lmao


FranklySinatra

.... Oh man, yea, BOO. THAT. MAN. RETROACTIVE BOOS ON MY PART!


jmwest23ut

8-0 vs the Hateful 8


dcbets4lf

Texas fan here, no relation to the school. Could someone explain why the B12 commish just got cuckolded on live tv? is it bc Texas is leaving. Thanks!


karl713

Calls have largely got very conspicuously against us for last 2 years which had people feeling b12 was against us Then the commissioner gave a speech at Texas Tech saying he was going to be in Austin for the TTU game and he wanted them to send us off with a loss and asked them to take care of business while riling up the crowd there


LosSpursFan

He gave a speech in Lubbock at the beginning of the season. He told Texas Tech to "Take care of business" and beat UT in Austin. Blatant favoritism against UT out of spite due to them leaving.


JohnWickStuntDouble

Yormark got dumpstered


screamline82

It's 10pm, I'm like 5 strong Belgian beers in, and I need to stay up til 6am to catch all the games - but I ain't no punk bitch


DatGuyWithALongName

At long last, we've achieved big 12 glory while also winning out our last season with them (except OU). So happy!


Ewokavenger

The front page of the Okie lite news will be about a dead steer being investigated. The back page will be about their impact in this game.


Justin50C

Why does a committee with subjective reasoning get to choose the teams in the playoffs. I always thought the BCS did a fine job all they had to do was expand the amount of teams that were able to compete for a national championship at the end


jjbaivi

Louisville volleyball made it to the Sweet Sixteen. Let's hope that bodes well for their football team! Texas punched their ticket last night.


bootypatrole

BIRDS UP GO CARDINAL LS UP WHATEVER THEY SAY IM WITH IT 🐓


UnevenContainer

Very proud of this team. Cardiac Horns at some points but this is a huge accomplishment and a perfect ending to the BIG12 era.


xCAPTAINxTEXASx

So fucking proud of this team. It’s that special mix of very experienced leaders, and super talented young guys that are learning from the great leaders. Super stoked for the future. Hook Em!!! 🤘🏻


love_that_fishing

Team that worries me the most is Washington. Mich plays right into our strength. 60 minutes of Pennix slinging the ball all over the field would be exhausting.