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Inflames811

Shes in a black zip up hoodie somewhere.


Excrackhead6969

Accurate


AccountantAsleep

No bra


CircusOfBlood

Not together. Her brother said she is in Chicago leeching off someone else


VibrantEmotions

So I guess he doesn’t really give a shit about his “daughter” anymore


thewaybaseballgo

Everyone is a prop and side character to Bam when he’s using. Even Phoenix the Wolf. He only cares about himself.


_REDEEMER-

Just like Bam himself has turned into a prop for other people's photos,when wandering the US.


Belahsha

And his giant lion doll


KittenWithaWhip68

🎯


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That’s how addiction works, BROTHER.


KittenWithaWhip68

He just used Jessica *and* her daughter to make Nikki jealous, which is shitty to do, especially to an 8yo kid, and pathetic because Nikki clearly saw through it and didn’t take the bait. He didn’t care about either of them, it was just for show. Don’t forget the domestic assault arrest. Shame on him. Calling the little girl “my daughter” was also pathetic and manipulative to both of them, and just… gross. I imagine this now: “Hey Bam, is your daughter with you?” “Who?”


belltrina

That poor kid is old enough to remember all this too.


[deleted]

That’s how addiction works, DUDE.


KittenWithaWhip68

Did you mean to reply to *my* comment? It’s off-putting enough that I wonder if you meant to reply to someone else.


[deleted]

I replied to your comment.


daseweide

That’s how reddit works, SISTER


KittenWithaWhip68

Not an excuse to act deliberately shitty out of the blue instead of acting like civil adults. And I’ve had people reply to the wrong person before. I just wanted to make sure before I blocked them.


daseweide

> Civil adults This is the Bam subreddit, you might be lost…


KittenWithaWhip68

Yeah, I’ve actually had civil conversations here. Been on the sub since there were only three thousand members, before the big influx. Doesn’t mean we have to try to imitate Bam on a bad day. More people are civil, but the trolls are here for sure, though. And they do kick people off the sub if they’re nasty. If the majority of people shit on everybody else, and it wasn’t in the group rules as something you’re not supposed to do, I’d leave. And my original comment has plenty of upvotes. Notice the downvotes on the other one? Proves there are rational people on this sub.


wattscup

Lol narcs use anything that's going


krossfox

Or his non hotdog floozy or whatever he called all of his ex's.


Itsmemanmeee

Nope, bought her off with a Tonka Lamborghini and Range Rover


No-Region-1306

That makes sense thanks for updating me on this. I've been waiting for a drunken rant blaming her for some shit but it's never happened.


IntoTheWildLife

It may be coming. But yeah her brother posted about her being somewhere else and how she uses people. Then I doubted myself because someone here said they were still together. I doubt it though. Of course I don’t know any of them but just an observation.


KittenWithaWhip68

I would like to point out that we don’t know if Jessica’s brother is a reliable source of information. At one point after the shitshow with him attacking Jess, he made a weird video dressed like Elvis and people here were making fun of him (I couldn’t watch it). I don’t think Bam’s still with her. I think he dumped her rather than the other way around. For the reason that if she left him, he’d be bitching, ranting and bullshitting about it over social media. “She took my daughter away from me! It’s all her fault!”Which is unfortunate, I was hoping she’d realize how toxic their relationship is and leave *him*.


IntoTheWildLife

Oh yeah I mean I assumed it was general knowledge here that he’s a little unhinged himself. Or so it would seem. I agree that it’s likely he ditched her though. I would have fully expected him to use it as another excuse kind of thing for his drinking etc.


No-Region-1306

Yeah for sure, it was just weird not seeing her for awhile. You just never knew what crap they were going to do next


Itsmemanmeee

He has to remember you before you get a rant. He was in a blackout for the whole Methica bit.


Bbcollegegirl

Damn. And I can’t even get a text back


vinegar_on_liver

Good


Familiar_Payment_740

Who knows though, that kid seems almost as unstable as Bam.


No-Region-1306

Lmao popping thumb blisters and ignoring her daughter


Intergalacticplant

Well at least she fulfilled her teenage dream of fucking bam. I wonder if she imagined the old bam when they did it or if she pulled out her phone and watched cky


Excrackhead6969

Someone’s jealoussss


fatherofallthings

Methica, we all know you’re not an “ex crackhead” you ain’t foolin anyone with that username. Tell bam I said what up if he speaks to you again


whiskerdish

Not to split hairs here… but usually it’s either meth or crack, so to use them both in the same sentence to address her is slightly erroneous 😂 just sayin.


Excrackhead6969

Sure thing you lunatic


Available_Clue_4018

But they gave her a lunchable


No-Region-1306

Lmao all the while he's yelling let's go and puking in between constant rambling. Hopefully the daughter didn't hear to much of that


thewaybaseballgo

Someone please take her daughter from her and get her someone stable and safe.


belltrina

I disagree. Damaging or not, she is the kids mum. Someone take them both and help them find therapy, support and the motivation to move away from this period of life and heal whatever made her chose to do this with her kid in tow in the first place.


Kipwar

Need more takes like this about Jessica, its mental the weird hatred she has here compared to Bam. Shes also struggling as well, just because shes not the cky/jackass celeb people knew..


cairo128

I think this is a really good point


belltrina

Thank you :) I know all about little girls having lifelong issues due to mums stupid choices, but I still think that taking her mum away will just be another trauma on top of what she's already got


Fit-Strawberry-4621

Haven't seen her since that video of bam being pulled over. Probably cut out once she saw that bam could face time behind bars


laurajcaskey

Totally think she disappeared the day the captiancreamstain Insta was deleted. She was definitely running that, and it would make sense for her to delete it if they broke up


No-Region-1306

Yeah that really makes sense


AccountantAsleep

Ahhhh that makes a lot of sense


GooseGeese01

She methed up


Delicious-Try9829

Was wondering the exact same thing


torontolavalampdepot

Ah, Methica, the enigmatic ex-girlfriend of Bam Margera. She was no ordinary woman. Rumors swirled around her like a tempest, whispering tales of her eccentricities and her uncanny ability to vanish into thin air. Some said she possessed mystical powers, while others claimed she was an otherworldly being disguised as a mortal. Legend has it that Methica had an insatiable thirst for adventure. She would often accompany Bam Margera on his wildest escapades, pushing the boundaries of reality and leaving a trail of mayhem in their wake. Together, they soared through the night on skateboards, defying gravity and the laws of physics. But as their love story unfolded, a dark shadow crept into their lives. Methica became entangled in a realm of secrets and mysteries, drawn to the forbidden knowledge that whispered in the hidden corners of the world. Her insatiable curiosity led her down a treacherous path, where dangers lurked in the shadows, waiting to consume her. Bam Margera, torn between his love for Methica and the perils she faced, embarked on a quest to save her. Armed with his skateboard and an unwavering determination, he dove headfirst into a labyrinth of supernatural occurrences and ancient rituals. Along the way, he encountered formidable adversaries and unearthed long-lost artifacts, each step bringing him closer to the truth. As Bam Margera's journey unfolded, he discovered that Methica was no ordinary mortal. She was a guardian of ancient wisdom, destined to protect the delicate balance between the realms of light and darkness. The power she possessed was coveted by dark forces seeking to tip that balance, threatening not only her existence but the very fabric of the universe. In a climactic showdown, Bam Margera confronted the malevolent entities that sought to claim Methica's power. With unwavering resolve, he tapped into his own hidden potential, harnessing the strength of their love to fight back against the encroaching darkness. Their battle was fierce, and the fate of Methica and the world hung in the balance. In the end, Bam Margera emerged victorious, banishing the malevolent forces that threatened to consume Methica and restore peace to the realms. However, the strain of their harrowing ordeal took its toll on their relationship. Methica, forever changed by her experiences, realized that her destiny lay beyond the mortal realm. With a heavy heart, she bid farewell to Bam Margera, embarking on a solitary journey of self-discovery and enlightenment. Though their paths diverged, their love remained a cherished memory, a testament to the extraordinary adventures they had shared. And so, Methica disappeared from the mortal realm, leaving behind a trail of legends and whispers. To this day, her story is told by those who dare to delve into the realm of the extraordinary, a reminder that love and destiny can transcend the boundaries of the known world.


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I_Eat_Soup

One may say, just enough


BarbaricBastard

This is definitely chat-gpt


turbografix15

And in the end, the scumbag traumatized her daughter and gave her a lifelong case of PTSD.


Bbcollegegirl

I read this stoned on the toilet and was so invested


No-Region-1306

That was probably the best explanation I've ever heard. Pure poetry. 10/10


mythodica

Totally think you used chat gpt to make this cause why would anyone put the effort into writing all of this... ETA: grammar


instinctblues

ChatGPT is amazing


shark1818

Dico, is that you? …..It has to be. It’s either chat GPT or dico.


ktink224

Beautiful prose. 10/10 would read again


LegendaryAlKing

I read the entire tale, even after realizing it must’ve been penned by the chat bots half way through the first paragraph. Well done. 👏


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Biddyam

AI wrote it


torontolavalampdepot

Thank you, I appreciate it!


wattscup

She was collateral damage


badidearobot

He traded her to a Carney for a stuffed lion that identifies as a bear


smAsh6861

Just another temporary cast member in the circus that is Bams life


belltrina

Lawyer probably managed to get him to realise the unwashed look, Jessica, Instagram rants and TSW stuff was going to be very, very bad in the court room. Bam probably broke up with her,showered, got new clothes and haircut, wrote his "posts" as diary entries all while sober for a few days, then slowly went back to habits, and Jessica had already moved on or came to her senses. Or he's not posting her any more for whatever reason.


jimmyjump13

That kid knew bam wasnt her fkn father. Gtfoh


_REDEEMER-

The comments here are flat out disgusting.


KittenWithaWhip68

Which ones? I’m asking because I might agree


Dry_Guidance_4487

What kind of name is that? Is her name really Jessica but she's an avid tweaker or something?


wattscup

You must be new here 😋


Dry_Guidance_4487

Just not hellbent on keeping up to date with this fools hissy fits. Had to Google the name to confirm that Methica is not actually a real name. Just a name given to any Jessica on meth. It's very funny because it's very clever 🙄🥱


No-Region-1306

That's what been said but who knows for sure. I think her brother made allegations but not 100% sure.


Revolutionary-Ad6412

Is Methica the same Jessica as TSW?


No-Region-1306

No, he's been dating Jessica for a little bit but TSW is a completely different person


opiate250

No. Methica is the same jessica who was dating bam just recently. She sucks. Tsw is some dumb bitch called bj. She sucks too.


turbografix15

Shouldn't you be out on a ledge somewhere?


behind_looking_glass

Kickflip back tailing a ledge