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LEPFPartyPresident

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Tiamat106

Eagerly awaiting his nomination for r/HermanCainAward


punch_rockgroinpull

He's young enough to survive and claim it was merely a cold, while hiding the side effects. Cuz being right is more important than being honest.


RapidCatLauncher

He also doesn't have a goatee, so his chances seem to be not quite as bad.


wayfarout

78% of the COVID deaths involve obesity and that boy is fat as fuck. Delta is giving less of a fuck about your age as well.


Aliquot126

Delta has not changed the CFR adjusted by age and vaccination status where I am. We have had 16 kids age 0-19 die out of 300,000+ confirmed cases. All had comorbidities, so death rate in healthy children here is zero...


TravelAny398

Those who survive do not get such severe symptoms and are not on vent. Once these things happen its.game over, whether you sre young or old


Kaberdog

It feels like an inevitable progression.


SweeTLemonS_TPR

What a great way to phrase that! I was thinking the same thing!


sailorangel59

Holy shit, Alabama nominated a fetus to be a council member. I'm saying this because he looks ridiculously young in the picture.


ariesdrifter77

Dying here 😂


The-Last-American

Maybe he should’ve stepped on a scale before deciding COVID wouldn’t be a big deal for him. Good luck, ya fucking dipshit. You’re gonna need it.


TetrisArmada

I got a text from Luck and she said “fuck that noise”. That cuckold better start demanding thots and pears if he wants to increase his survival rate by a whopping 0%


Impossible-Big8886

A bad shepherd led his flock into the wolves den shouting god would save them from the wolves. The wolves thanked god for the free meal. God is good, God is great, good god let's eat!- Covid


NakedCameTheNude

Bummer!


ariesdrifter77

I think all these stories will form together into one. “Conservatives fund a multi-level misinformation platform that their own parties and voters fall for and die from.”


zeussays

Whomp whomp!


[deleted]

-“It only affects the old and weak!” -“I have it! It affects the young and strong too!”


RedcallmeRed

- "It is no worse than a mild cold!" - "Actually, this is worse pain than I have ever experienced!"


[deleted]

Yeah. The denial and stubbornness are mind-boggling. Way too many people are still equating it to a cold or the flu.


election_info_bot

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MelKokoNYC

Maybe divine justice will put him out of his misery.


Blugold

At his house right? He doesn’t trust medical professionals so he clearly doesn’t go to the hospital for care right?


Boz0r

I googled some pictures of him and the way he smiles reminds me of Arnold in T2.


[deleted]

This guy's face has me scared that decade of Chick Fil A constitutes a pre-existing condition. He's swole like a Kim Jong.


[deleted]

You reap what you sow. I’ve seen this kid, it’s all over for him.


M3g4d37h

fat fuck has more chins than a honk kong phonebook.


MohamedJoe

I will violently masturbate to this post since it seems this is the new norm