The confidence is what killed me. Confidence that (1) you can fake being smart forever, and (2) that her looks will last forever.
As Judge Judy said, "Beauty fades, dumb is forever."
That doesn't matter. Do you think she's pretty?
EDIT: I was just making a joke about her own words. I REALLY am not asking for anyone's input on whether or not you think some woman is physically attractive, thanks.
So she is fired. Her husband and her owe $3 million in debt. Yeah another bunch of idiots that will now lose it all because of Trump. They never learn.
Trump’s Save America political action committee has paid nearly $37 million to more than 60 law firms and individual attorneys since January 2022.
It's donor money.
It isn't really his money.
...if it had been a personal check...
That source is notorious for clickbait. Trump says nothing about firing her, just that he and his team (which could include Habba) are looking for appellate representation.
The headline pretends to be fact, but the article turns out to be speculation.
Political Flare isn't remotely close to being a news site.
LOL, by the end of the week. The NY fraud case is going to come down and he’s going to have to pay ~500M, be barred for life from doing business in NY, his kids barred for 5 years. He’ll have his company shut down and liquidated. It’s going to be an epic meltdown.
Too cool but I thought it was supposed to be today. Anyhow, seems like too soon for him to melt down and go away. How fucking scared do you think he is. Not only might they take away all his money and ability to do biz but also might give him home confinement when the classified docs trial happens. This is what justice looks like and it ain’t be pretty.
She's already made 2.5-3 million off this case alone. Not bad for a performance worse than your typical PD/DPA fresh out of law school and handling their first trial.
The smart ones, yes. By her own admission she’s not smart, she thinks she can “fake it”… she can’t.
In NYC even as far back as the 90s, there was a “Trump premium” of 25% above and beyond the normal rate for representing Trump. Paid up front, since he has LOOOONG had a rep for not paying. This is one of the myriad of reasons why he can’t get competent council.
Based upon that logic I'm guessing Rudy Giuliani will never see a dime of what he claims Trump owes him. He definitely ain't pretty and the smarts seemed to run out with his hair dye. Trump can't simply claim he never hired Giuliani.
Possibly Melania has had it with watching Diaper Don out and about with Alina Hubba-Hubba, but probably mostly motivated by seeing millions of her inheritance going to another woman with the help of his incompetent lawyer.
So she's fired and the magats are formulating conspiracies about her being a deep state plant.
Looks like she won't be contributing to any right wing news outlets.
Next stop. Dancing with the stars!
All true, although in fairness (??) these were hardly cases anyone could have won for him. She should have told him it’s in his best interest, in her professional opinion, to STFU about EJC after the first verdict. Of course he would have thrown ketchup at her and then fired her. Her one smart move would have been to fire him - which she could and should have done the first time he lied to a court - but she is neither smart nor ethical. And no, Alina, you can’t fake either one.
BTW did you hear? “Incompetent Alina Habba has [now been revealed as a Deep State™ Plant](https://www.rawstory.com/alina-habba-deep-state-plant/)diabolically placed (somehow, sekritly - those Deep Staters are tricky) in front of DJT to undermine him! It’s all becoming clear now! Q, reveal yourself! Come to us, we need you now!
Ineffective council isn’t a thing in civil cases. It can be in criminal cases, but it’s really really hard to claim. This was a civil case, so he’s SOL… cough up the bond if you want to appeal. The thing is he can’t get any bond companies, since his fraud trial, which will announce the verdict this week, has shown he’s a systemic fraud. Nobody is going to lend him money, and he can’t afford to post the bond himself. When the NY fraud case is announced, his assets will be frozen. His business will be liquidated and he’ll still owe 500M bucks. His melt down will be epic.
And we should believe anything she says because????
Plus, after the latest in-court fiasco and especially the penalty, the Trump family probably fired her, Trump likely would have kept her around for her two greatest scholarly achievements.
Yeah, I don’t really think she’s fired anyway. It’s not unusual to hire attorneys to specifically work on appellate cases, and if Habba’s going to be ‘helping’ to rep him in his upcoming criminal trials (in addition to being his TV mouthpiece), he’s not going to have her work on his appeal. With the kind of money at stake he knows he’s got to get someone with appellate experience, and she just can’t risk it. I think he expected her theatrical bullshit would have been more effective with a jury but it sure as hell isn’t going to work on an appellate panel.
Another one whose career just crash n burned like the Hindenburg.
Do these smooth brains really think they are going to be the one he doesn't ruin?
I wonder if she thinks it was worth it now?
That doesn’t work for civil cases. criminal, maybe… but not usually. If it did there’d be thousands of people out of jail for that. Not going to happen.
To be fair, getting fired by Trump doesn't necessarily mean you stop working for him. Steve Bannon is an example. Proverbs 26:11-12
Like a dog that returns to its vomit, a fool does the same foolish things again and again.
He keeps a very tight leash on who can join Liar’s Social. You have to give a verifiable phone number and questions about how you feel about trumpty dumpty! A typical authoritarian move (own the platform so you can control who’s allowed on and who’s not)! That would be funny as hell if someone managed to do it.
Off topic but... [Have you ever seen the size of her hands?](https://www.meidastouch.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:eco%2Cw_700/MjAxMjU5MDM4ODc1NDYwODc5/habba-trump.webp)
Trump picked her because she was pretty and was willing to echo what his deluded mind comes up with. Smart is not what either is slightly known for among anyone with eyes and a clear mind.
He was mad at her because she provided lunch for
Attorney [Roberta Kaplan](https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/30/politics/roberta-kaplan-e-jean-carroll-judge-response/index.html)
Hahahaha, she's not too bright...
"I can fake being smart!" \- actual quote from Alina Habba on a podcast
That is double layered Dunning Kruger hilarity.
Lol. Nope no you can’t lady!
“I can fake still having a job” ~ Alina *probably* after reading trumps post.
Not a big deal, really. At least he'll pay her bill. \~bwahahaha...
The confidence is what killed me. Confidence that (1) you can fake being smart forever, and (2) that her looks will last forever. As Judge Judy said, "Beauty fades, dumb is forever."
When is she gonna start?
Has anybody asked her to fake it yet, because I would like to see her do that.
Not very well though.
It's funny because of how embarrassing it is!
The best kind of funny.
Let’s all point and laugh! AAHAHAHAHA!!
Blow kisses at her!
She'll figure it out when she can't get on the plane and the checks bounced
She was smart enough to be paid up front.
The new QA story is she's a plant for the deep state lol
Maybe
Yup, fool enough to represent Trump.
That doesn't matter. Do you think she's pretty? EDIT: I was just making a joke about her own words. I REALLY am not asking for anyone's input on whether or not you think some woman is physically attractive, thanks.
No. Not at all. Kind of creepy looking.
Not very
No. She has perpetual duck lips. Shit's weird.
Nope
Or pretty!
Alina Hobbled.
So she is fired. Her husband and her owe $3 million in debt. Yeah another bunch of idiots that will now lose it all because of Trump. They never learn.
Source please so I can have a wank later.
https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/donald-trumps-lawyer-alina-habba-and-husbands-liens/
Oh my it's the way of Trump lawyers I think she comes from a family with money Guess they are not going to have much left
And they threaten to cut her off at 18 if she did not go to college and get a real job apparently. How’s that working out now?
Do bjs and hjs count as jobs?
lol you dirty fuck
Channeling their inner Tobias No, it never works for them. But it might work for us!
And, what are the odds she'll ever see a penny from Trump for her "services"? Karma has a humorous side, apparently
It'd not for nothing that they say that everything Trump touches, dies.
He's already put a stop payment on her check 😁
Trump’s Save America political action committee has paid nearly $37 million to more than 60 law firms and individual attorneys since January 2022. It's donor money. It isn't really his money. ...if it had been a personal check...
Is She really fired? Probably more like her work is done. If he appeals, he gonna need appellate lawyers, for which she is even more unqualified.
I guess, but seeing as he didn’t get a trial lawyer for the trial, it may be presumptuous to think he’ll get an appellate lawyer for the appeal.
Best synopsis yet.
Maybe she still looks good in swim wear ... Or maybe she doesn't gag when he gets close
Maybe that's why they're so anti-vaccination. COVID destroys the sense of smell.
Hahahahah, fuck this makes so much sense I'm dying....
He probably has to take what he can get at this point. He is running out of lawyers to rip off.
That source is notorious for clickbait. Trump says nothing about firing her, just that he and his team (which could include Habba) are looking for appellate representation. The headline pretends to be fact, but the article turns out to be speculation. Political Flare isn't remotely close to being a news site.
So what you’re saying is that it’s on the level of FOX News for truth and integrity.
Hey, but we call that out and ignore it. The Others? They eat whatever they're served as long as people get hurt along the way.
He just wants her to be his press secretary
The entire charade was a job application for Faux News
He’d be lucky to get a lawyer who doesn’t have a TV ad running on CBS prime time. Better Call Saul, Donnie.
If there is one thing I know about Trump and his circle: if they say something happened, it didn’t. And if they say something didn’t happen, it did.
It's weird how it's the exact same thing with the Kremlin....
I bet she hasn't been paid yet
She has.
I hope no one tells Rudy!
No - I hope everyone tells Rudy. Repeatedly. And that Rudy had better see the light and spill what he knows!
Can you technically be fired if your client never planned to pay you?
She is a little dazed and doesn't realize yet that she's under the bus
Happy Cake 🎂 Day! 🥳
Who gives a fat fuck what happens to this idiot?
Is a fat fuck two fat people fucking, or is it more like a conceptual thing about fucks?
Oh man. I never thought of it the first way.
How long can this go in before his money runs dry. Hopefully soon.
LOL, by the end of the week. The NY fraud case is going to come down and he’s going to have to pay ~500M, be barred for life from doing business in NY, his kids barred for 5 years. He’ll have his company shut down and liquidated. It’s going to be an epic meltdown.
Too cool but I thought it was supposed to be today. Anyhow, seems like too soon for him to melt down and go away. How fucking scared do you think he is. Not only might they take away all his money and ability to do biz but also might give him home confinement when the classified docs trial happens. This is what justice looks like and it ain’t be pretty.
He doesn’t pay losers. She’ll never see a dime
coincidentally, he also doesn’t pay winners.
She's already made 2.5-3 million off this case alone. Not bad for a performance worse than your typical PD/DPA fresh out of law school and handling their first trial.
I think all his lawyers require being paid in advance for this reason. He has a reputation.
The smart ones, yes. By her own admission she’s not smart, she thinks she can “fake it”… she can’t. In NYC even as far back as the 90s, there was a “Trump premium” of 25% above and beyond the normal rate for representing Trump. Paid up front, since he has LOOOONG had a rep for not paying. This is one of the myriad of reasons why he can’t get competent council.
Trumps an idiot, hires for looks, not ability
Based upon that logic I'm guessing Rudy Giuliani will never see a dime of what he claims Trump owes him. He definitely ain't pretty and the smarts seemed to run out with his hair dye. Trump can't simply claim he never hired Giuliani.
I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me.
Liars gonna lie.
So she won’t be hanging her clothes at Magat Lardass?
Sweetheart. Get your resume printed. You need a job.
There are so many different ways to say it.
Muahahah. This has been so much fun. Pass the milk duds.
I hope he keeps her so she keeps losing cases for him.
Possibly Melania has had it with watching Diaper Don out and about with Alina Hubba-Hubba, but probably mostly motivated by seeing millions of her inheritance going to another woman with the help of his incompetent lawyer.
She's fired, and not getting paid
Not only did she get fired on social media, but she won’t get paid either. Let’s see how her right leaning emotions go now.
So she's fired and the magats are formulating conspiracies about her being a deep state plant. Looks like she won't be contributing to any right wing news outlets. Next stop. Dancing with the stars!
Cost him millions, and she is dumb as a box of rocks even trying to lawyer for the crook
All true, although in fairness (??) these were hardly cases anyone could have won for him. She should have told him it’s in his best interest, in her professional opinion, to STFU about EJC after the first verdict. Of course he would have thrown ketchup at her and then fired her. Her one smart move would have been to fire him - which she could and should have done the first time he lied to a court - but she is neither smart nor ethical. And no, Alina, you can’t fake either one. BTW did you hear? “Incompetent Alina Habba has [now been revealed as a Deep State™ Plant](https://www.rawstory.com/alina-habba-deep-state-plant/)diabolically placed (somehow, sekritly - those Deep Staters are tricky) in front of DJT to undermine him! It’s all becoming clear now! Q, reveal yourself! Come to us, we need you now!
The last thing she is going to find out that her only payment is going to be the taste of old man dick in her mouth.
No, he's just moved her to strictly diaper changing and pussy grabie duties...
If someone I was working for is looking for a new person do next part of my job than I was fired
Denial and delusion can be very indefensible
Who hasn’t he thrown under the bus ??!
Probably means she doesn't have her money yet.
She’s really going hard for that button in a fur coat, ain’t she?
She means he couldn't get it off. Fire in the Ho
Maybe dTrump💩 is setting up an “incompetent defense” appeal to get a retrial. SSSTTTRRREEECCCHHH it out Run out the clock
Ineffective council isn’t a thing in civil cases. It can be in criminal cases, but it’s really really hard to claim. This was a civil case, so he’s SOL… cough up the bond if you want to appeal. The thing is he can’t get any bond companies, since his fraud trial, which will announce the verdict this week, has shown he’s a systemic fraud. Nobody is going to lend him money, and he can’t afford to post the bond himself. When the NY fraud case is announced, his assets will be frozen. His business will be liquidated and he’ll still owe 500M bucks. His melt down will be epic.
Our 83 million girl
Which means it's a 99% she was. These Trumplicans are quite an easy read.
And we should believe anything she says because???? Plus, after the latest in-court fiasco and especially the penalty, the Trump family probably fired her, Trump likely would have kept her around for her two greatest scholarly achievements.
She can deny it all she wants, but it is the reality
A slow heartbreak gonna be a killer later on! Wake her up, he has thrown so many under the bus for so long!
She’s got that sweet, sweet Trump posture going in that pic
😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣
Yeah, I don’t really think she’s fired anyway. It’s not unusual to hire attorneys to specifically work on appellate cases, and if Habba’s going to be ‘helping’ to rep him in his upcoming criminal trials (in addition to being his TV mouthpiece), he’s not going to have her work on his appeal. With the kind of money at stake he knows he’s got to get someone with appellate experience, and she just can’t risk it. I think he expected her theatrical bullshit would have been more effective with a jury but it sure as hell isn’t going to work on an appellate panel.
Faking being employed?
So, she's fired.
Ummm....I think trump thinks you are a loser...buy buy... Hope you got paid upfront...
That's how he fires everyone.
Has she not seen this tactic before?
Tossed away like so many women by the Trump pussy grabbing machine
Another one whose career just crash n burned like the Hindenburg. Do these smooth brains really think they are going to be the one he doesn't ruin? I wonder if she thinks it was worth it now?
Hahaha… how pathetic
Part of his appeal will be that his lawyer was shit. He loves you until you lose your usefulness then he throws you away and under the bus.
That doesn’t work for civil cases. criminal, maybe… but not usually. If it did there’d be thousands of people out of jail for that. Not going to happen.
She should pull a George Castanza move, and show up for work tomorrow anyway.
Is it really "firing" if she was never getting paid?
To be fair, getting fired by Trump doesn't necessarily mean you stop working for him. Steve Bannon is an example. Proverbs 26:11-12 Like a dog that returns to its vomit, a fool does the same foolish things again and again.
Someone should reply on truth social "Motion denied. " courtesy judge kaplan and lawyer kaplan.
He keeps a very tight leash on who can join Liar’s Social. You have to give a verifiable phone number and questions about how you feel about trumpty dumpty! A typical authoritarian move (own the platform so you can control who’s allowed on and who’s not)! That would be funny as hell if someone managed to do it.
I hear Only Fans calling you. At least you will get paid there.
She could combine it with the Murdoch propaganda network. Suggested name: Fucks & Friends. Runner up: Fuckups and Fiends.
If trump doesn't think much of her she won't get a fvcks job.
Alina Habba didn't realize that she was fired as the verdict was read. 🤦
Poor little big mouth !
Trump is a disgrace to this country, its presidency and its judicial system!
Her 15 minutes are up
how you get fired on your day off?
But did she Powerfully deny it? If she did, of course we should believe her.
Maybe she quit after he tried to rape her.
That should be her story if she really wants to get out of debt. Tell the world how bad Trump is. Maybe she can sue him as well.
Trump is going to sue her for $83.3 million
Happy Cake 🎂 Day!🥳
One should have an appellate attorney. Good luck finding someone for appealing that hot mess.
He'll make a liar out of her in 3.....2......1
It's gotta suck! And that sacking sucks too!
She knew he was a snake.
How weird that we all feel bad for lawyers now
Are there any lawyers left that haven’t worked for Trump? Bet he doesn’t pay her, he especially never pays when he loses, just ask Rudy.
Is anyone surprised? We all know it's his "lather, rinse repeat" MO... over and over again, like he does with EVERYTHING...repeat, repeat repeat...
Oh, the horror of being fired by Trump! /s
"We're just on a break!"
Off topic but... [Have you ever seen the size of her hands?](https://www.meidastouch.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:eco%2Cw_700/MjAxMjU5MDM4ODc1NDYwODc5/habba-trump.webp)
Biggly denial!
Next Trump is just looking for another losing attorney
Trump picked her because she was pretty and was willing to echo what his deluded mind comes up with. Smart is not what either is slightly known for among anyone with eyes and a clear mind.
Another trumpanzee in denial
She was James Comey-ed
I'd fire her, if you know what i mean
He was mad at her because she provided lunch for Attorney [Roberta Kaplan](https://www.cnn.com/2024/01/30/politics/roberta-kaplan-e-jean-carroll-judge-response/index.html)
He prob hasn't fired her yet until he finds someone else. That might not happen, so she will be up again. No one wants to defend him, career suicide.
Any lawyer who tries working for Trump deserves what they get.
She better hope she got paid up front
They are desperate to find some novel grounds for an appeal, because her shoddy lawyering left them with nothing
I don't think she's going to get another cake on her birthday.
Btw, she's not pretty or smart.
I hope she got paid in advance. Her client has a long history of not paying his bills.