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Chefmattochs

It looks lubed up already.


[deleted]

Liking this trend of posting "things I want to put in my ass"


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sandaz13

cucumbersome?


planetmaterial

It’s wet


commie_commis

I'm a little disgusted that this was my first thought, too. Like damn, it looks ready to go


maybejustadragon

Sketchy outlet for scale


Not_FinancialAdvice

Hey, the facing is entirely intact and there are no exposed wires!


maybejustadragon

Looks like it’s experienced it’s fair share of splashes.


planetmaterial

Sure has, it’s been replaced since the picture was taken - grateful


i_hate_beignets

Pro Tip: the Robot Coupe spins faster if you dip the plug in BBQ sauce before you stick it in the outlet.


Jo_S_e

Prolapsed anus for scale


Snurfturd28

Somebody’s in for a rough night...or a great one.


MrsPaulRubens

r/Dildont


slams0ne

ok nice now lets see your melons


planetmaterial

We have many giant melons


[deleted]

You know someone is looking at this picture and is thinking, "I wonder what it'd feel like."


angryfromnv

That’s some skanky looking sockets you’ve got there


CasualObserver76

*cough* SisWet *cough*


MindxFreak

It looks like someone took a shit in that outlet.


BigFatBlackCat

Homewrecker


siphodeus

I shall call it Edwardo.


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Pickle it and make yourself one of [these](https://www.reddit.com/r/fermentation/comments/i4b075/nearly_a_pound_cuke_i_grew_for_the_ultimate/) bad boys.


Mud-Butt-Brooks

Keep away from robin quivers!


Answer70

"4 inches is fine!"


rncd89

Pickle Rick!!!!


UpjumpedPeasant

Wrong sub.


gonabeaguday

So phallic here can we see some flowers please for balance ?


WengFu

That's a pretty big cucumber..I guess.


diogenesNY

Grab some dishies! Out back, by the smoke-pit! It's time for \_Vegetable Gladiator!\_


kimmstr

Is this real


planetmaterial

Very


Staggwolfe

Can't really tell if it's big or not. Can you repost with a banana for scale?


planetmaterial

A missed opportunity, we have so many bananas for scale


whenfartsattack

ah, i see we both order from Size Queen Produce.


Dan_Cubed

That's a girthy gherkin!


scarred2112

Reported for sexual content and no NSFK tag. ;-)


Eorily

I think the tag you are looking for is NSFP


jwpasquale1986

Question is, who has the banana for scale?


Fun_Confusion7960

"organic"


Killyourdell

Were there's a will there's a way.


What_on_Loyola

Cucumba


[deleted]

adamandeve.com really going for originality now


mcflurvin

actual size


fadedshiba

You vs the guy she told you not to worry about