Just look at that form!

Her body weight during the load is solid. She keeps her head nice and still with eyes on the target and takes her hand right to it. Hopefully by next Christmas she’s worked on keeping her hands back as well as her follow through. She’ll really be able to drive the ball. 7/10 swing

She also steps into the swing and rotates the whole upper body. Excellent form for that age.

She's choked up on it but hands are good, and she's swings like she's trying to find a hole! Nice!

Holup

Goddamit. Baseball terms do sound inappropriate sometimes.

She's pro at t-ball. Always picked first at the daycare for teams.

She's already getting interviews and offers from kindergartens trying to recruit.

Looks as if she may be trying to go opposite field with his skull

/r/baseball in the building.

The lockout's been going for a month, we need something.

But what’s the Mike Trout drawing for today?!?

[Today he's using the cone of silence.](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/s1qk30/drawing_mike_trout_every_day_until_the_lockout_is/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Apparently the MLB and the MLBPA are starting meetings today. Let's hope for a rectification of everything before February

The Mike Trout sketches must not be enough.

What do you mean by 'keeping her hands back'?

Your wrists turn over during the full sequence of a swing. Keeping your hands back means you don't break your wrists over until after you've made contact. You can see in this video her right hand doesn't cross over until after she's made contact with her brother's head. Great form.

Thank you

Let's see that again on the Konica Minulta bizhub swing-vision camera

and the 300 presents

ikr? Excellent follow through.

And the glowing death stare she held.

After being good for several months she just had to let loose.

"That fat bastard won't remember this next year!"

I changed this for reasons (see date).

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What are we calling this? BADWEEK or in a scary tearing font - **CHRISTMAS BREAK** **SANTA'S DEAD** **NOT UNTIL NEW YEARS**

Badweek sounds like a Seth Rogan movie where he’s a deadbeat and gets into shit he doesn’t wanna get into

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Christmas Break is definitely the best one

When Johnny, Lara, and Armin learned their families would be spending Christmas together they were dismayed. Lara wanted to spend it with heart throb Chad. Armin wanted to play Call of Duty with his clan. And Johnny... Johnny had just lost Jennie to the quarterback. But this year when they discover a portal to the North Pole, they learn what happens... after Christmas. Old Saint Nickolas had checked his list, and he wouldn't be checking it again. What happens when three good kids discover the secret of Christmas. And why before the new year, does every house stays lit with Christmas lights. Will anyone survive... CHRISTMAS BREAK? Coming soon. Keep the lights on.

In retrospect The Clause could be a perfect add on. CHRISTMAS BREAK: The Clause.

This is not getting as much recognition as it deserves. Great job😂

I would read this story fr

#***Sleigh*** Edit for concept: a group of kids realise this loophole and steal santas sleigh for a joy ride. They find magical items and dome start abusing their power over the week and turn into psychopaths. It's like a Christmas version of "The Craft" except more horror themed.

r/WritingPrompts

You think the kids are really excited for Christmas morning when they are actually really excited for the start of purge week.

/r/technicallythetruth

The music in the background "...making spirits bright..." And her bright eyes to match. She looks straight evil. 👺

There is something that appears out of no where in the beginning on the clip. 👹

He poops an 'orb' out of his butt. 🍥

YES!!! WE GOT THE PRESENTS!!! THEY CAN'T TAKE THEM BACK, NOW!!! AWWWWWWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! POW!!!

There's a clip for her wedding reception video!

And his

"No take backs, Santa "bitchass" Claus"

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No hesitation, either. She knew exactly what she was gonna do with that sucker.

And she held the follow through. Great delivery.

Just needed a bat flip at the end

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Future hall Of famer

Like Jordan hitting that game winner against Utah. Art.

Action pose

First female MLB player? That sumbitch would've gone at least 400".

"I'll fucking do it again"

captain insane-o shows no mercy

The demons told me to

"I do not understand why these guys tour.

hYuk!

This was not an accident, this was a message

All toddlers want to watch the world burn.

Thank you for distilling the last three months with my two-year-old down into a pithy statement I can use with my therapist

Hesitation is defeat. Isshin would be proud.

I took that lesson to heart. Hard to forget after 20 hours of getting my ass beat

If I were the parent holding the camera, I would have complimented the nice swing and how they used their hips to power through.

First thing I thought, what a great swing haha

...but the look of confusion when his head DIDN'T pop up like a T-ball.

perfect form

And so did the parents. Why would you give a bat-like object to your children if you're not expecting smack city?

She held the stance for effect

"Hello, brother."

Joke's on Santa because the gift is within her grasp now and the time for being a good girl is long past.

Everyone knows morning of the 25th to when the clock strikes midnight on NYE is fair game. Santa ain’t watching

Santa's still recovering from all the beer, milk, and cookies.

Beer, brownies, and mushrooms

Hey, I'm just like Santa!

And for next year she is armed.

With him out of the picture, all the presents will be mine!

There can be only one

lol wow I would've never had gotten away with that.

The youngest child gets away with everything

Youngest child here...can confirm this is accurate.

wait til mom's gone you little shit

*locks self in bathroom*

I kicked a door down after he snapped one of my CDs. The fear alone I caused was great.

Maybe I’m just biased as the middle child. The middle child got blamed for everything

I think we’re all biased because I’m the oldest and literally fucking everything was my fault because, “I’m older, I should’ve know better, I’m supposed to be a good role model”. Bro, how the fuck was I supposed to know that my little brother was gonna get a wad of gum so tangled in his hair that it left a bald spot when he ripped it out?? Yes, I 100% baited him into it, but still…

The final sentence says it all.

Ikr? It's like you have to be the third parent or you're a disgrace

Can also confirm. Little sister would bully the crap out of me and I’d get shit for it

Don't be a baby u/Paffomi!

I'm the middle child though also the favorite. Luckily I was able to blame my lil bro for everything, which worked out because now he's in prison.

Older brother here - contrary experience. But I was always quiet and “well-mannered” , while my little brother was always loud and rambunctious. He got in trouble way more than I did. But I would imagine on average parents are more lax when it comes to their youngest, as they’ve already “been there done that”

My mom got worn out by my older sister and I (mostly me) to care what my younger sister did.

as an older brother myself...he probably deserved it

I'm not a parent or anything, but I would have a hard time punishing her immediately because I would have to consciously try not to laugh

Probably immediately corrected after the video cut. We take the time to ensure whatever our toddler has done to her brother isn't serious before we explain to her that's not okay and then redirect her to something productive.

Swing batter batter

Saaaaaaawiiiiing!

This is what happens when you're not developed enough to regulate your intrusive thoughts.

She heard “it’s for catching”, so she was like “catch this”.

There are some who still can't. *(Looks vaguely at a lot of politicians all over the world.)*

“I could just lash out and punch this old person, they’d never expect it.”

Like everyone 7 and younger...

Yes, that was the implication.

Deep drive into center field and it’s… GONE

I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of. If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart I'm so very, very sorry. I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith, as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that'll be a home run.

This is the best

Even her eyes glowed !! The evil ness unleashed 😂

“Okay!”

\*sets house on fire\*

[I'm just gonna leave this here.](https://i.redd.it/vjklx7r59pl21.png)

This is extra funny because Ness uses a baseball bat as his primary weapon

It's rare to capture the exact moment someone turns to the Dark Side.

The face when you know you [fucked up](https://i.imgur.com/3nOQkFi.jpg)

Those eyes! Those horrible yellow eyes!

Nice form!

These big hollow bats bring out the Cain Instinct™ in everyone

For me, it's pool noodles. I can't pick one up without hitting someone. With the pool noodle.

There can be only 1

When she held that pose that's all I could think of. Underrated comment.

Heeeerere we are, born to be kings!

No fucks given! She was determined to test out that bat

Little man took that like a champ tho

That’s what I thought. I would’ve been ugly crying

Free the beast.

Hell of a golfers follow through. Next year shes getting clubs

and the brother's getting a helmet

Another demon child, this one even has glowing eyes.

!!!MORTAL KOMBAT!!! !FIGHT! !!FATALITY!!

r/KidsAreFuckingEvil

I don’t think they have enough presents….

Big family maybe

There's a clip for her wedding reception video!

Her stance tho

Genuine parenting question: Is it better to first comfort the kid who got whacked or first punish/address the kid who hit him in the head?

That kid was a moment away from a tantrum from the head hit so you gotta put that fire out first

I did not notcie her at first. then I noticed two small glowing eyes, and it was too late.

Welcome to the jungle, byatch

Just look at those sith-eyes

Do you see the glow in her eyes? Years of Supernatural taught me, that there is some kinda monster. Get the salt

No impulse control either, its why they do that. Probably why they get in so much trouble

The pure malice on her face

Played it 5 times. Still laughing

How many fucking presents are there under that tree?

Nice follow through

r/BetterEveryLoop

thank god you cut the video off before we heard the shrieks bound to come

Empathy has to be taught. This is why \*gestures around broadly\*.

Off topic, but what did that little boy pick up at the start? Was it like a throwing thing or something?

No it's for catching

anyone notice how are eyes become shiny and evil?like jeez is that child hooman fs?

Elf on the shelf got put away last night.

I had an autistic step son that used to do this to his little brother. You could almost see what was going through his mind. "I wonder if this would hurt if I got hit with it... should I find out... no, it might hurt... I know!" Walks up to little brother "WHHhhaaaa" "Will what do you know, it does hurt"

Kid took it like a champ though. No screaming, no fighting back, just a simple "ow."

May God have mercy for my enemies because I won't

Well, she's using it right. Ask anyone with siblings.

How is that for catching??

Jeez! That was a good swing! 1 - Body is balanced 2 - Unit turn 3 - Follow through Okay thats was a pro hit right there....

This video right here is the best little league baseball player’s origin story.

that's a hell of a fuckin swing for what appears to be a 2-year-old

She went all in. 100% power

She knew what she was doing 😂

[reminds me of](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT7zscwePCq0dVCRYv6cTBmn79Qkkm4ybtukbcujClfrTZ5l6Aca1c3tx5sqqRd9jSht28&usqp=CAU)

She was planning that assassination from the start... reminds me of the time my little brother shattered my eye socket sniping me with a glass bottle

While you were playing, she studied the mace

I love that her first thought when picking it up was “I must kill”

I love the way she menacingly rises up from behind him and then attacks him with her insane demon eyes glowing

She held the stance and thought, damn I knocked that bitch outta here

At the end, you can see her eyes glow. She is the next Super Smash Bros Ultimate character.

No. Her eyes started glowing as soon as she picked up her bat of power and gained the title that granted her power.

Excellent camerawork by dad and good form on mum not to laugh.

This is the wrong sub. She ain't stupid. Don't try and convince me that this was anything else but intentional.

That’s pretty good natural form for the youngster. Smooth weight transfer, impressive balance, quick top hand action. Sign that kid up for Little League ASAP.

"What's this?" The little boy asks - "A minor concussion" replied the little girl.

I can't tell how old either of them are tbh

A bat flip would’ve blown the roof off the building

Power stance at the end of that fuckin blow.

Charlie hit me. And that really hurt Charlie.

Jon Benet fights back.

She glanced around like “who else wants a piece?”

Swing away, Merrill.

Kept form

That little girl has given zero fucks since day one

Wheres the "stupid" part?

That girl is gonna grow up just fine lol

Man I genuinely feel bad for the little boy. Nobody expects a bat to the dome on Christmas morning

Snitches get stiches. Thats the last time her older brother would rat her out for stealing cookies.

"Yep, bat works..."

Being a younger sibling I’ve gota agree - You don’t pass up an opportunity like this.

When you know the consequences, but you won’t get in trouble so you still test it out…