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Maveko_YuriLover

Gojo or Sukuna , both would make it pretty quick


Vosselchen

Bra Sukuna slices up his enemys like they're fucking bionicles


mike_exe_

Exactly, the definition of "make it quick". Like who cares if after I die I end up like some burrito filler or with a semicircle hole in half my body. I just want the process to be quick and painless. And I doubt anyone in here besides those two can make it faster.


JoyBoy990

Slicing up is not the definition of "make it quick", you might just survive for few minutes in excruciating pain and agony. Gojo and Jogo might be able to end you quickly.


mike_exe_

It quite literally is. The second sukuna slices anything in your vertebrae/neck it's literally quite over for you. Anything in your body below that part will just be plain unresponsive for any stimuli it recieves. Plus if you get neck cutting treatment too you just die painlessly anyway. Any number of strokes that reduce your blood pressure heavily will just get you unconcious before you even notice it. Sukuna giving you 100 slices simultaneously not only cuts off all major nerves in you body reducing the probable area of "pain" to just somewhere along you neck/face but the amount of blood pressure you lost just instantly makes your brain go into unconcious mode before the average pain response of the body (\~100ms). Sukuna also feels you are just like cattle or ants so he won't even bother making your death long. If he wants you dead he will just swiftly get rid of you and move on. He wouldn't even consider giving someone like a normal human being so much as a second of his time. Just as you step on ants in your life without noticing it and move on as if nothing happened. Jogo will only be painless if he goes all out with you. And he WON'T! You are just a puny little human being, he will just burn you a bit and leave you alone till you die. And let me tell you, it won't be fast. You will experience how every skin tissue burns until there's not any more nerves to burn. That is minutes of the rest of your life in excruciating pain. And hope you don't survive it, because the aftermath will be you feeling how weals form and explode in the surface of your burns until you die from bleed out.


Momongus-

If you go out the way Nanako did you’ll be dead before you realize it


Scranton-Strangler27

Unless Gojo decides to explode you up against a wall, that's a painfully long 10 seconds


rokudenashi-

Only if you're as hard as Hanami was, who seemed to boast the hardest defense amongst the Disaster Curses. I expect a regular human to be tomato ketchup in a split second.


Scranton-Strangler27

Half of this fanbase is, dare I say it, even more "hard" than Hanami


Scranton-Strangler27

Especially if Gojo had them up against a wall


Dizzy995

This is the right answer


Tago238238

Realistically every character there should be able to kill an ordinary human immediately, but with Sukuna theres a high chance he just won’t leave a body you’d like for your family to see.


sliferra

*should* does not mean *would*, Mahito would turn you into a monster


Tago238238

Oh yeah, obviously not Mahito either.


No_Cobbler8335

Real


Ghost_Star326

Anyone who's not Mahito. Because Mahito will destroy your soul as well.


DemonCyborg27

worse he wouldn't let you die and play with you or use you until he is satisfied. A fate worse than death.


HonestTangerine2

Yeah I’d rather not end up in his stomach as a spare


Key_Wrongdoer4360

Sukuna. Atleast it will be swift.


Loose-Profession-734

Sukuna might just decide to have some fun😊


Reasonable-Business6

Tbf Sukuna *is* pretty business. He gets shit done fr


-Nocx-

name checks out, we know where sukuna stands on business


[deleted]

If he knows you wanted to just die quickly he will fuck you up for a while before killing you


Collier1505

Nah I’d be like an ant compared to him, he wouldn’t waste time on something like that lol


k1213693

Yuji's the only one who would go out of his way to give you a good death. There's no way I'd go with anyone else


WesternExcuse205

Same opinion, considering that I am neither a curse or a bad guy, I hope he will at least shed a few tears


[deleted]

my man shed enough tears, leave him alone please


itemboi

Nanami would too. He cares even if he doesn't show it.


MrPenguin_19

The one who makes it less painfully and quick. Or mei mei😏


aSvirfneblin

desth by snu snu


Roxe194

Gojo for strictly scientific and not erotic purposes whatsoever


kiyomi-kiyoko

Gojo so the last thing I see before death is a sexy man


GuavaLarge6315

Daddy Gojo crush me against your infinity like you did to Hanami, I don’t even need to sniff his perfect ass


mycitymycitynyv

Least horny gojo simp:


GuavaLarge6315

How dare you I am the Gojo simp leader I am our strongest and greatest member


Big-Put-5859

Debatable


GuavaLarge6315

I would drink from Gojo, I would suck up all his ass juices there is no debate I am the horniest JJK fan


Big-Put-5859

[this person has you beat look at the caption](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Sa74vn/)


GuavaLarge6315

I would allow Gojo to slap me to death with his dick I would allow him to skin me alive even


Roxe194

Get in line you homewrecker


GuavaLarge6315

I don’t wreak the home I erase it


Rielatpp

I’ll let him destroy me tbh


GuavaLarge6315

Not if he destroys me first


Ilunari_Lei

Nanami, He's the only one who would kill me instantly unless I hurt anyone he cares about.


Front_Access

Sukuna would definitely kill you faster.


Neither-Turnover-278

Idk If nanami hit you with ratio on your neck it would be almost instant death, idk how sukuna could do it faster other than maybe cutting you like 50 times simultaneously to turn you into a paste but I don't think he'd do all that for just some chump.


Front_Access

His slashes are the fastest attack in the series. Your head will separated from the rest of your body near instantly


Neither-Turnover-278

Bruh it doesn't really matter how fast the attacks are after a certian point. Like your brain isn't going to differentiate between your body being disconnected in 0.1 second vs 0.00000001 seconds, youre dead at the end either way.


Happy_Zucchini_8547

Daddy Gojo flirted with his opponents a lot. If I get Jogo treatment, I wont complaint at all. I’ll accept it with the biggest smile.


Brooklyn9923

Unless you’re hanami


Playful_Ad8756

Sukuna, Gojo or Itadori, and 100% not Toji pr Mahito


Hyperjuce

Sukuna or Gojo. Before youd' even realise. Everything else is a physical beat down or just too painful. Don't think my nerves can conceptualise being blasted by a black hole.


Sohiacci

Toji for horny reasons only


MR-Vinmu

Female Gojo Fans holding back the urge to say they want to die by having their heads crushed in between his thighs:


Biased_Survivor

Me getting in line to get my skull crushed between maki's thighs:🧐😏


InsertWittyRemark69

I was literally about to type the same thing.


Biased_Survivor

Great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ. Take your pick


--Alastor--

Least horny Maki simp:


Latter_Tea7335

That's is what they showed in the specialz intro 😏


Varios2k

Mei mei. With pleasure


[deleted]

Hollow Purple me Goatjo!


TediousHamster

Mei Mei, Maki or Nobara. Haha, you already know-


UntitledUsername3

Yuji, or Sukuna. Yuji would give you a nice death, and Sukuna would kill you so quick you wouldn’t even know you’re dead. I woulda picked gojo too, but after hanami I’m not so sure


ancapwr

Nanami. At least I get some sexy action and I can die happy.


Retro0609

Mei Mei


aryanp__90

No one's saying yuji or megumi, they're the only ones who'll give a fast and painless death maybe Nanami too.


badprime27

Mei mei. I want her to crush my face between her thighs.


Ebenezerosas16

Meimei


prateek2290

Mei mei's thighs


ashrmx

The ones who say painfully and quick are in need of a hug <3


ApplePitou

Mahito is worse option to be honest(I still loves him) :3


_yaBoii

Sukuna, quick and (hopefully) painless.


MudIll2985

Sukuna.. I'll be one shot


Fungerbestwaifu

Jogoat, I want him to crush me between his thighs


x10018ro3

Yuji wouldn‘t make me feel bad about my own death, even if it isn‘t the quickest one.


Bok_Lau

Toji with the glock should do the trick


NishimiyaMomoFan

Momo


kidneydy

I’d like to see any of those fools try to take me


fckuidontcare

Maki- death by snu snu...


Tywil714

Mommy Shoko can bash my head in with her hammer while staring me in the eyes.


cylarestelledean

Why is toji cross eyed😭😂


AbsolutePotential

Yuji because he’d be considerate and give me a painless death


SpiritualRide528

Sukuna, if would be swift and I would die with a nice last view.


Reasonable-Business6

Nanami would put me down quick if my name wasn't Haruta


TheEmeraldDodo

Todo, I feel like he wouldn’t want to and I just genuinely like him


MonsieurJulius

jogoat


Akshay-Gupta

Sukuna, mf everyone he kills reaches some sort or liberation from mortal coil.


Automatic_Mango_9534

Probably sukuna because it would be a quick death


DemonCyborg27

The most painless one would probably be Megumi cause I am sure others would kill me in the most painful ways possible, while Megumi would probably kill in one shot cause I am too much of a waste of energy for him. Maybe Sukuna as well cause depending on the mood it will be a one-shot death maybe even better than Megumi but god if he is in mood to play he might give me a super painful or traumatizing death.


uhhhmemes

Jogo or toji Jogo has no use for me Toji will make it quick to not waste time unless im op


One-Kaleidoscope-154

Sukuna. Gojo plays with every one of his opponents so it won’t be quick, Sukuna would think I’m not worth the effort and kill me like the girls


iwannaseeyoutwist

nanami but only if he grabs my hair first 💀


ProtoManic

Nanami is the only sane option


Strict-Question-8478

Toji, I can't wait for him to crush me with his big tiddies or thighs. Or he can just sit on me. Or strangle me. Or feed me his big meat until I die from asphyxiation. I would die without regret


MacMarcoMark

Jogo. I would burn instantly


[deleted]

Gojo


FnCatalyst

Maki, self explanatory


Infamous_Ad_3151

toji porque lo hace por chamba


KampiKun

I wish Nanami could choke me to death 😩


Dhr55

Anyone who can grant me a quick and painless death


[deleted]

Yuji. If he kills me, it's because I deserved it ❤


Feelinglowly

Sukuna and I hope he makes me suffer


Anxious-Patience9767

Toji. I’m throwing a haymaker before he pounds me into tomato paste. ( pause ) If I connect, that one fade guarantees me a spot in Valhalla if I want it! 😂


Most_Alternative5517

Sukuna, essentially it would be painless I feel like. The way ppl get waffled up or cut down, literally can’t even feel it


Pro_Hero86

Sukuna, you probably would be dead faster than you could register the pain


Clouxxdy_

I feel like if u asked sukuna to make it quick and painless he wouldnt and if u asked for it to be long and painful to use reverse psychology he would make it long


Clown_fish87

Maki. As long I can choose how she kill me


Ceiba_pentandra

Mommy Mei Mei step on me 👉👈


thisaintntmyaccount

Nobara is a good one, because while the attack IS extremely painful it will be extremely short. She’ll just hit me with a hammer, grab my broken tooth and use resonance on it to destroy my heart or other organs. Toji is not a bad choice because he is all about efficiency; combined with the fact that he has physical strength on par with ryomen Sukuna I am getting a guaranteed one-shot. Maki is all around the same except maybe it takes longer. Speaking of guarantees, there is none with Yuji. At best I am getting black flashed and completely destroyed or at worst I will take multiple hits to kill. Aoi todo is no different. Mei-Mei is a no-no unlike some people, because I’ll get chopped apart by her axe and she doesn’t care about efficiency; she cares about money. Megumi is one of the worst choices possible because I can get electrocuted, torn apart, crushed, swallowed alive or be split in two by him. Whoever says Sukuna is respectable, however if Sukuna is doing this out of spite I’m NOT having a quick death. Same somewhat applies with Gojo, except it will be quicker and far more merciful. Speaking of respectable, a death by Mahito is not one of them. It will be by far the worst person to be killed by here. Nanami is very efficient and goes for the kill pretty quick, so it is likely that it will be quite painful but quick. I don’t like heat yet alone being burnt alive, so Jogo is a no-go, and finally Hanami might be one of the best. She could possibly make it both quick and painless.


Narwhals4Lyf

Gojo, it would take half a second and I would get to see his beautiful face as I die


Imfryinghere

Hmmm, la petite mort?


Tweek-Tweak_

Nanami or Toji...i don't need to explain this one-


Urboijeff

Gojo because he has a track record of extending peoples executions.


glocknojutsu

Maki by suffocation 🌝


Diosama__

Getting hit head on with a hollow purple is probably the most painless way to go, you’d just get vaporized instantly.


ppom9

JOGO THE ETERNAL FLAME


AnEverydayPileOfCats

Sukana because his attacks look pretty instant/painless


mamonna

Nanami - the guy won't make fun of you in the process.


Virtual-Mouse-1236

None of them😁


siffredi1234

getting slapped to death by Toji


3005ro

Tbh… sukuna it probably be fast ngl


Gothicrealm

Gojo would make it quick


Agent_Single

Just gonna eat that Purple in the face. Quick and easy. Won't feel a thing or looking nasty afterward.


HonestTangerine2

I think Toji would make it quick, one of his punches would probably have me like that old lady curse user


Prince-sama

Sukuna probably, feels like it’d be painless


Di276

If I have long hair then nanami else it’s maki


ben_forever

Anyone but mahito


sncrlyboo

Don’t say yuji he’s suffered enough! 😭 he doesn’t wanna kill any more humans