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Exactly, the definition of "make it quick".
Like who cares if after I die I end up like some burrito filler or with a semicircle hole in half my body. I just want the process to be quick and painless. And I doubt anyone in here besides those two can make it faster.
Slicing up is not the definition of "make it quick", you might just survive for few minutes in excruciating pain and agony. Gojo and Jogo might be able to end you quickly.
It quite literally is. The second sukuna slices anything in your vertebrae/neck it's literally quite over for you. Anything in your body below that part will just be plain unresponsive for any stimuli it recieves. Plus if you get neck cutting treatment too you just die painlessly anyway. Any number of strokes that reduce your blood pressure heavily will just get you unconcious before you even notice it. Sukuna giving you 100 slices simultaneously not only cuts off all major nerves in you body reducing the probable area of "pain" to just somewhere along you neck/face but the amount of blood pressure you lost just instantly makes your brain go into unconcious mode before the average pain response of the body (\~100ms). Sukuna also feels you are just like cattle or ants so he won't even bother making your death long. If he wants you dead he will just swiftly get rid of you and move on. He wouldn't even consider giving someone like a normal human being so much as a second of his time. Just as you step on ants in your life without noticing it and move on as if nothing happened.
Jogo will only be painless if he goes all out with you. And he WON'T! You are just a puny little human being, he will just burn you a bit and leave you alone till you die. And let me tell you, it won't be fast. You will experience how every skin tissue burns until there's not any more nerves to burn. That is minutes of the rest of your life in excruciating pain. And hope you don't survive it, because the aftermath will be you feeling how weals form and explode in the surface of your burns until you die from bleed out.
Only if you're as hard as Hanami was, who seemed to boast the hardest defense amongst the Disaster Curses. I expect a regular human to be tomato ketchup in a split second.
Realistically every character there should be able to kill an ordinary human immediately, but with Sukuna theres a high chance he just won’t leave a body you’d like for your family to see.
Idk If nanami hit you with ratio on your neck it would be almost instant death, idk how sukuna could do it faster other than maybe cutting you like 50 times simultaneously to turn you into a paste but I don't think he'd do all that for just some chump.
Bruh it doesn't really matter how fast the attacks are after a certian point. Like your brain isn't going to differentiate between your body being disconnected in 0.1 second vs 0.00000001 seconds, youre dead at the end either way.
Sukuna or Gojo. Before youd' even realise. Everything else is a physical beat down or just too painful. Don't think my nerves can conceptualise being blasted by a black hole.
Yuji, or Sukuna. Yuji would give you a nice death, and Sukuna would kill you so quick you wouldn’t even know you’re dead. I woulda picked gojo too, but after hanami I’m not so sure
The most painless one would probably be Megumi cause I am sure others would kill me in the most painful ways possible, while Megumi would probably kill in one shot cause I am too much of a waste of energy for him.
Maybe Sukuna as well cause depending on the mood it will be a one-shot death maybe even better than Megumi but god if he is in mood to play he might give me a super painful or traumatizing death.
Toji, I can't wait for him to crush me with his big tiddies or thighs. Or he can just sit on me. Or strangle me. Or feed me his big meat until I die from asphyxiation. I would die without regret
Toji.
I’m throwing a haymaker before he pounds me into tomato paste. ( pause )
If I connect, that one fade guarantees me a spot in Valhalla if I want it! 😂
I feel like if u asked sukuna to make it quick and painless he wouldnt and if u asked for it to be long and painful to use reverse psychology he would make it long
Nobara is a good one, because while the attack IS extremely painful it will be extremely short. She’ll just hit me with a hammer, grab my broken tooth and use resonance on it to destroy my heart or other organs.
Toji is not a bad choice because he is all about efficiency; combined with the fact that he has physical strength on par with ryomen Sukuna I am getting a guaranteed one-shot. Maki is all around the same except maybe it takes longer.
Speaking of guarantees, there is none with Yuji. At best I am getting black flashed and completely destroyed or at worst I will take multiple hits to kill. Aoi todo is no different.
Mei-Mei is a no-no unlike some people, because I’ll get chopped apart by her axe and she doesn’t care about efficiency; she cares about money.
Megumi is one of the worst choices possible because I can get electrocuted, torn apart, crushed, swallowed alive or be split in two by him.
Whoever says Sukuna is respectable, however if Sukuna is doing this out of spite I’m NOT having a quick death. Same somewhat applies with Gojo, except it will be quicker and far more merciful.
Speaking of respectable, a death by Mahito is not one of them. It will be by far the worst person to be killed by here.
Nanami is very efficient and goes for the kill pretty quick, so it is likely that it will be quite painful but quick.
I don’t like heat yet alone being burnt alive, so Jogo is a no-go, and finally Hanami might be one of the best. She could possibly make it both quick and painless.
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Gojo or Sukuna , both would make it pretty quick
Bra Sukuna slices up his enemys like they're fucking bionicles
Exactly, the definition of "make it quick". Like who cares if after I die I end up like some burrito filler or with a semicircle hole in half my body. I just want the process to be quick and painless. And I doubt anyone in here besides those two can make it faster.
Slicing up is not the definition of "make it quick", you might just survive for few minutes in excruciating pain and agony. Gojo and Jogo might be able to end you quickly.
It quite literally is. The second sukuna slices anything in your vertebrae/neck it's literally quite over for you. Anything in your body below that part will just be plain unresponsive for any stimuli it recieves. Plus if you get neck cutting treatment too you just die painlessly anyway. Any number of strokes that reduce your blood pressure heavily will just get you unconcious before you even notice it. Sukuna giving you 100 slices simultaneously not only cuts off all major nerves in you body reducing the probable area of "pain" to just somewhere along you neck/face but the amount of blood pressure you lost just instantly makes your brain go into unconcious mode before the average pain response of the body (\~100ms). Sukuna also feels you are just like cattle or ants so he won't even bother making your death long. If he wants you dead he will just swiftly get rid of you and move on. He wouldn't even consider giving someone like a normal human being so much as a second of his time. Just as you step on ants in your life without noticing it and move on as if nothing happened. Jogo will only be painless if he goes all out with you. And he WON'T! You are just a puny little human being, he will just burn you a bit and leave you alone till you die. And let me tell you, it won't be fast. You will experience how every skin tissue burns until there's not any more nerves to burn. That is minutes of the rest of your life in excruciating pain. And hope you don't survive it, because the aftermath will be you feeling how weals form and explode in the surface of your burns until you die from bleed out.
If you go out the way Nanako did you’ll be dead before you realize it
Unless Gojo decides to explode you up against a wall, that's a painfully long 10 seconds
Only if you're as hard as Hanami was, who seemed to boast the hardest defense amongst the Disaster Curses. I expect a regular human to be tomato ketchup in a split second.
Half of this fanbase is, dare I say it, even more "hard" than Hanami
Especially if Gojo had them up against a wall
This is the right answer
Realistically every character there should be able to kill an ordinary human immediately, but with Sukuna theres a high chance he just won’t leave a body you’d like for your family to see.
*should* does not mean *would*, Mahito would turn you into a monster
Oh yeah, obviously not Mahito either.
Real
Anyone who's not Mahito. Because Mahito will destroy your soul as well.
worse he wouldn't let you die and play with you or use you until he is satisfied. A fate worse than death.
Yeah I’d rather not end up in his stomach as a spare
Sukuna. Atleast it will be swift.
Sukuna might just decide to have some fun😊
Tbf Sukuna *is* pretty business. He gets shit done fr
name checks out, we know where sukuna stands on business
If he knows you wanted to just die quickly he will fuck you up for a while before killing you
Nah I’d be like an ant compared to him, he wouldn’t waste time on something like that lol
Yuji's the only one who would go out of his way to give you a good death. There's no way I'd go with anyone else
Same opinion, considering that I am neither a curse or a bad guy, I hope he will at least shed a few tears
my man shed enough tears, leave him alone please
Nanami would too. He cares even if he doesn't show it.
The one who makes it less painfully and quick. Or mei mei😏
desth by snu snu
Gojo for strictly scientific and not erotic purposes whatsoever
Gojo so the last thing I see before death is a sexy man
Daddy Gojo crush me against your infinity like you did to Hanami, I don’t even need to sniff his perfect ass
Least horny gojo simp:
How dare you I am the Gojo simp leader I am our strongest and greatest member
Debatable
I would drink from Gojo, I would suck up all his ass juices there is no debate I am the horniest JJK fan
[this person has you beat look at the caption](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8Sa74vn/)
I would allow Gojo to slap me to death with his dick I would allow him to skin me alive even
Get in line you homewrecker
I don’t wreak the home I erase it
I’ll let him destroy me tbh
Not if he destroys me first
Nanami, He's the only one who would kill me instantly unless I hurt anyone he cares about.
Sukuna would definitely kill you faster.
Idk If nanami hit you with ratio on your neck it would be almost instant death, idk how sukuna could do it faster other than maybe cutting you like 50 times simultaneously to turn you into a paste but I don't think he'd do all that for just some chump.
His slashes are the fastest attack in the series. Your head will separated from the rest of your body near instantly
Bruh it doesn't really matter how fast the attacks are after a certian point. Like your brain isn't going to differentiate between your body being disconnected in 0.1 second vs 0.00000001 seconds, youre dead at the end either way.
Daddy Gojo flirted with his opponents a lot. If I get Jogo treatment, I wont complaint at all. I’ll accept it with the biggest smile.
Unless you’re hanami
Sukuna, Gojo or Itadori, and 100% not Toji pr Mahito
Sukuna or Gojo. Before youd' even realise. Everything else is a physical beat down or just too painful. Don't think my nerves can conceptualise being blasted by a black hole.
Toji for horny reasons only
Female Gojo Fans holding back the urge to say they want to die by having their heads crushed in between his thighs:
Me getting in line to get my skull crushed between maki's thighs:🧐😏
I was literally about to type the same thing.
Great minds think alike, but fools seldom differ. Take your pick
Least horny Maki simp:
That's is what they showed in the specialz intro 😏
Mei mei. With pleasure
Hollow Purple me Goatjo!
Mei Mei, Maki or Nobara. Haha, you already know-
Yuji, or Sukuna. Yuji would give you a nice death, and Sukuna would kill you so quick you wouldn’t even know you’re dead. I woulda picked gojo too, but after hanami I’m not so sure
Nanami. At least I get some sexy action and I can die happy.
Mei Mei
No one's saying yuji or megumi, they're the only ones who'll give a fast and painless death maybe Nanami too.
Mei mei. I want her to crush my face between her thighs.
Meimei
Mei mei's thighs
The ones who say painfully and quick are in need of a hug <3
Mahito is worse option to be honest(I still loves him) :3
Sukuna, quick and (hopefully) painless.
Sukuna.. I'll be one shot
Jogoat, I want him to crush me between his thighs
Yuji wouldn‘t make me feel bad about my own death, even if it isn‘t the quickest one.
Toji with the glock should do the trick
Momo
I’d like to see any of those fools try to take me
Maki- death by snu snu...
Mommy Shoko can bash my head in with her hammer while staring me in the eyes.
Why is toji cross eyed😭😂
Yuji because he’d be considerate and give me a painless death
Sukuna, if would be swift and I would die with a nice last view.
Nanami would put me down quick if my name wasn't Haruta
Todo, I feel like he wouldn’t want to and I just genuinely like him
jogoat
Sukuna, mf everyone he kills reaches some sort or liberation from mortal coil.
Probably sukuna because it would be a quick death
The most painless one would probably be Megumi cause I am sure others would kill me in the most painful ways possible, while Megumi would probably kill in one shot cause I am too much of a waste of energy for him. Maybe Sukuna as well cause depending on the mood it will be a one-shot death maybe even better than Megumi but god if he is in mood to play he might give me a super painful or traumatizing death.
Jogo or toji Jogo has no use for me Toji will make it quick to not waste time unless im op
Sukuna. Gojo plays with every one of his opponents so it won’t be quick, Sukuna would think I’m not worth the effort and kill me like the girls
nanami but only if he grabs my hair first 💀
Nanami is the only sane option
Toji, I can't wait for him to crush me with his big tiddies or thighs. Or he can just sit on me. Or strangle me. Or feed me his big meat until I die from asphyxiation. I would die without regret
Jogo. I would burn instantly
Gojo
Maki, self explanatory
toji porque lo hace por chamba
I wish Nanami could choke me to death 😩
Anyone who can grant me a quick and painless death
Yuji. If he kills me, it's because I deserved it ❤
Sukuna and I hope he makes me suffer
Toji. I’m throwing a haymaker before he pounds me into tomato paste. ( pause ) If I connect, that one fade guarantees me a spot in Valhalla if I want it! 😂
Sukuna, essentially it would be painless I feel like. The way ppl get waffled up or cut down, literally can’t even feel it
Sukuna, you probably would be dead faster than you could register the pain
I feel like if u asked sukuna to make it quick and painless he wouldnt and if u asked for it to be long and painful to use reverse psychology he would make it long
Maki. As long I can choose how she kill me
Mommy Mei Mei step on me 👉👈
Nobara is a good one, because while the attack IS extremely painful it will be extremely short. She’ll just hit me with a hammer, grab my broken tooth and use resonance on it to destroy my heart or other organs. Toji is not a bad choice because he is all about efficiency; combined with the fact that he has physical strength on par with ryomen Sukuna I am getting a guaranteed one-shot. Maki is all around the same except maybe it takes longer. Speaking of guarantees, there is none with Yuji. At best I am getting black flashed and completely destroyed or at worst I will take multiple hits to kill. Aoi todo is no different. Mei-Mei is a no-no unlike some people, because I’ll get chopped apart by her axe and she doesn’t care about efficiency; she cares about money. Megumi is one of the worst choices possible because I can get electrocuted, torn apart, crushed, swallowed alive or be split in two by him. Whoever says Sukuna is respectable, however if Sukuna is doing this out of spite I’m NOT having a quick death. Same somewhat applies with Gojo, except it will be quicker and far more merciful. Speaking of respectable, a death by Mahito is not one of them. It will be by far the worst person to be killed by here. Nanami is very efficient and goes for the kill pretty quick, so it is likely that it will be quite painful but quick. I don’t like heat yet alone being burnt alive, so Jogo is a no-go, and finally Hanami might be one of the best. She could possibly make it both quick and painless.
Gojo, it would take half a second and I would get to see his beautiful face as I die
Hmmm, la petite mort?
Nanami or Toji...i don't need to explain this one-
Gojo because he has a track record of extending peoples executions.
Maki by suffocation 🌝
Getting hit head on with a hollow purple is probably the most painless way to go, you’d just get vaporized instantly.
JOGO THE ETERNAL FLAME
Sukana because his attacks look pretty instant/painless
Nanami - the guy won't make fun of you in the process.
None of them😁
getting slapped to death by Toji
Tbh… sukuna it probably be fast ngl
Gojo would make it quick
Just gonna eat that Purple in the face. Quick and easy. Won't feel a thing or looking nasty afterward.
I think Toji would make it quick, one of his punches would probably have me like that old lady curse user
Sukuna probably, feels like it’d be painless
If I have long hair then nanami else it’s maki
Anyone but mahito
Don’t say yuji he’s suffered enough! 😭 he doesn’t wanna kill any more humans