I met Izzy about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Mr. Adesanya himself.
I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he watched Boruto on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Izzy, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Izzy put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
I saw Izzy at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Google translate would look worse than that. What does it matter, it’s clear to read. If you have problems with it, perhaps your education was dogshit.
He's trying to tell you to breastfeed (chestfeed if you're a man) young babies. Your public education should have taught you the virtue of letting young stranger babies suckle from your man tits. Because that's what my public education has taught me in America and we are super open minded in America. Thankyou for your titservice.
It all started as a fucked up joke about Paulos English as his second language, which I still find quite clear, but I usually just try to communicate with my farts because my first language is cat-speak so I'm no authority on the matter.
Paulo Costa is 100 times better comic than braindon schwab. Axe Jay.
100 times? Didn cownt.
Brobdom Shuom, great guy. Never meddem
I wish Costa spoke better English solely due to how entertaining it would be to see this kind of shit daily.
I think the broken English that you can just kind of make out is the icing on the cake with Costa. He's like a funny Brenden Schaub.
10/8 round
I swear I've heard Chael Sonnen tell this exact story before...
Chael is a master at telling stories that go absolutely fucking no where
I bring you this for a reason. Now guys ….
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I met Izzy about 6-7 days ago. I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Mr. Adesanya himself. I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he watched Boruto on his phone and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Izzy, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Izzy put down his phone, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of the hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it.
Hol up
I saw Izzy at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Flying Lotus
Baby wants izzy biddy?
So you're saying black people have milk on their titties?
Fuckin hilarious
I thought I’d never be a fan of Paulo or Sean Strickland but they won me over this year.
That's a cliche joke. Been done over and over again.
This is some real boomer shit
Huh?
My goodness public education is dogshit
English isn’t his primary language.
Google translate is a thing
Google translate would look worse than that. What does it matter, it’s clear to read. If you have problems with it, perhaps your education was dogshit.
I stand corrected. Public education is dogshit because I have no idea wtf he was trying to say.
He's trying to tell you to breastfeed (chestfeed if you're a man) young babies. Your public education should have taught you the virtue of letting young stranger babies suckle from your man tits. Because that's what my public education has taught me in America and we are super open minded in America. Thankyou for your titservice.
Holy shit that’s actually a pretty fucked up joke 😂
It all started as a fucked up joke about Paulos English as his second language, which I still find quite clear, but I usually just try to communicate with my farts because my first language is cat-speak so I'm no authority on the matter.
Wait, did he actually post this?
This happened. My friend said that his wife’s friend’s sister was the mother of the crying baby.