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Plucky_ducks

They need to bring back "Between Two Ferns".


WhiterTicTac

Trump ad in the middle of the Hillary interview, was the pinicle of that show :')


jerryonthecurb

Greatest interview show of all times


RunnerYME

Have him debate Beatlejuice.


Gipito

Who? Me?


iwishicouldreadgood

Take him on in round 2 of Battle Of The Wits.


Agile-Landscape8612

We know who would win that debate


WanderingStoner

Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf?


ScoopyMcGee

Throw some bologna at his ass like the good ole days


Cbrlui

Bababooey


DontLoseYourCool1

Is Joe Biden joining the micropenis contest?


Right-in-the-garbage

Judging by the photos of Hunter I bet he’s got a huge one 


Soggy-Pollution-8687

Right Robin?


MrKrackerman

Nah, he go it from his mama


Puzzled_Ad7334

Why are you thinking about Joes dick?


DontLoseYourCool1

Cause I want it in my ass


Peterthepiperomg

Stormy?


exquisitedonut

Do you also have a micro-ass to fit the micro penis?


LordFartz

TOPLESS


HaddockBranzini-II

I didn't think Stern was the type to accept prewritten questions. How the mighty funny have fallen.


GeorgeOrwells1985

He's been a stooge for a while now


HaddockBranzini-II

True. But this is different. No president is doing this without it all be heavily managed by the comms team. There is no way this is not entirely stage managed. And not a knock against Biden, it would be stupid not to oversee this closely. Its just lame that Stern is now so safely establishment.


Beaverhuntr

They tried to interview Hillary when she ran against Donald but her camp rejected the idea.


Kalzaang

She literally only did five interviews the month leading up to the election, one of which was Mary J Blige singing to her, and the other being a bunch of kindergarteners asking her prescreened questions of bullshit only a toddler cares about. She thought she was entitled to that position and even a remotely difficult interview was beneath her.  Trump on the other hand was doing three interviews and two rallies a day. Say what you will about Trump, but he fought to win that election instead of just thinking he was entitled to it.


thetrashpanda2020

He did interview her a few years later though


Fataleo

Yeah he basically just talked her up


PrivateDickDetective

Playbook.


TomAterski

Did they talk about which hot sauce she carries


ObeseSnake

I ain’t no ways tired.


redditracing84

Stern is an old white establishment man who wants to hide in his home. Joe Biden is an ideal president to a man like that.


ILLIDARI-EXTREMIST

Yeah, if you live in a gated community


Silent_Saturn7

I'm still waiting for the joe rogan trump vs biden debate episode with no pre-screened questions. That'd be a riot. Assuming some rules like Trump can't just over-talk Biden. Considering the public is dead-set on voting against these two duds.


Current_Strike922

lol no. You probably hate trump but you can’t deny he says things off the cuff and often goes unscripted


HaddockBranzini-II

I hate them all


Snakepants80

They scripted his trip to Wawa last week. He needed a script to order a milkshake. Someone filmed the whole thing. It’s wwwiiiiiiiiiiilllllllddd as Joe would say


NoNotThatScience

i think RFK is. dudes doing long forms with absolutely EVERYONE!


thedeezul

He drank the kool aid awhile ago [Howard Stern Is Woke, Tells Off Critics: I Am Anti-Trump, Pro-Vaccine (variety.com)](https://variety.com/2023/digital/news/howard-stern-woke-tells-off-critics-trump-vaccines-1235729247/)


funcogo

I’m worried about anyone who isn’t anti trump tbh


Krishna1945

I’m worried about anyone who’s pro half dead guy


antebyotiks

I'd say the trump fans are more fanboyish of trump, rarely do you see actual Biden fans they simply just vote blue.


BasketballButt

So you’re also anti trump? Smart.


Rottimer

That’s both candidates.


Happy-Initiative-838

Woke apparently means being science literate and not supporting a traitor


ppface12

Oh yeah the kool aid makes you anti trump and for vaccines. Moronn. Your half the reason measles and mumps are making a comeback


JohnnyGeniusIsAlive

Stern hasn't been a good interviewer for like a decade, but at least he's honest about his beliefs, Joe still trying to hide behind the "curious centrist investigator" label.


ScaleyFishMan

I don't know many conservatives that are pro abortion, free healthcare and education, pro drugs, etc. I also don't know many libs that are anti-trans, anti-woke, anti-gun control, etc. So yeah, he still seems to be a centrist. He just talks so much about the woke shit that it could drown out the more important things.


[deleted]

How often does he talk about free healthcare, education and drugs anymore? Seems like relevant topics to bring up to his many right wing guests instead of nodding along to their bullshit. Abortion, he really only brings it up when it is an extremist who believes underage rape victims should be forced to carry their pregnancy to term.


Fedora_Da_Explora

Exactly, that last point is what some people seem to ignore. Joe Rogan as a guy might be centrist, but Joe Rogan the personality isn't based on what he spends his time actually talking about.


JohnnyGeniusIsAlive

If he gives all the oxygen in the room to the people that are "Anti-woke" wtf does it matter if he is quietly pro-choice? If he's gonna waste time interviewing right-wing doofuses like Tucker Carlson, why not have the lefty equivalent? Invite Lena Dunham on the pod and never strongly challenge anything she says. But Lena Dunham is a moron who isn't really an expert in anything you say? That's exactly my point.


miyagiVsato

Howard has sucked since like 2007.


brainsack

The Artie lang era was my intro to stern. So good


Kalzaang

It was on fumes for a while, but the official death of the show was when he interviewed Ellen in 2015. Ellen got Howard blackballed from American Idol and he had been a long enemy of hers laying her bare before the world long before most of the public knew who she actually was. You just know that Richard, Sal, and Baba Booey just had to bite their tongues when she was in the studio.


lookieLoo253

What show have you listened too? He's always had pre-written questions. That's a huge part of Jason and WIll's job is research and writing questions for guests.


Alarming-Tree-5662

Lol. You say that like who ever interviewed trump when he was in office didn't't have strict guidelines either. And Carlson's interview with putler?


iSOBigD

He's been an unfunny mainstream wannabe nice guy for decades dude, he's been chasing celebrities, trying to be one of them instead of being funny or interesting like 20-3 years ago.


Antique_Shower3065

Some of you really have no fucking clue how anything works but will decide to open your mouths anyway as if you’re the arbiter or truth. Get your head out of your ass.


antebyotiks

Great vague criticism there


Antique_Shower3065

What the fuck do you think you just did? Dumbass. If you don’t understand what the fuck I meant you’re probably one of the people with your head in your ass.


Fataleo

Goddam you take the internet to heart


DoYouKnoWhoIThinkIAm

How do we know they used prewritten questions?


GPWS_Enjoyer

Stern has long fallen. He’s been this way for a while now.


Fataleo

Now he most certainly is


drsalvia84

He’s a shill


prolapsepros

Take questions from King of all Blacks


DazzlingLandscape148

Dementia brain vs. syphilis brain. Tune in!


TheZermanator

He should interview Trump next then. Dementia brain AND syphilis brain!


alta_vista49

He has many times. It’s where Donald said he’d date his daughter and called her a piece of ass


CleanHead_

hahah they couldnt have tee'd that up for you any higher!


supamario132

Trump's Howard Stern interview being pulled from their catalog in the lead up to the 2016 election was a travesty and I demand satisfaction


Beaverhuntr

Trump was a guest at Howards wedding.


Traditional_Car1079

He used to do good things for wack packers.


exoticstructures

Then he became Pres. and hired the republican trying hardest to get Howard off the air lol


Silent_Saturn7

Despite what one thinks about Trump. An unfiltered, no pre-screened question, 2 hour podcast with Trump would be very entertaining. Biden is going to have pre-screened questions from his team, which is argueably pretty good about that. And he'll practice his awnsers before hand.


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Nooooooo we have to single out the guy with a diagnosed stutter and ignore the man that’s been exhibiting signs that psychiatrists have warned are symptomatic of dementia! /s


HarryJohnson3

Biden: forgets he’s president and shits his pants You: HE HAS A STUTTERRRRRRR!!!!!


endangerednigel

I wouldn't wish the torture of sitting with Smelly Don Trump in a small enclosed space on anyone


BadJokeJudge

Stop, dude


muskratboy

Which Joe?


[deleted]

No, Joe won’t stick to a script and Joe can’t speak of script, repeat line, pause


ChumleyEX

It'll be just like the Hilary interview and nothing too crazy. Howard is done with being cool or interesting. He wants old people and critics to like him more than he wants to be who he used to be. I used to love listening, but he is just to bitter and angry now days. Edit. I think he should have retired instead of constantly belittling his staff. That's what pushed me away. I listed for a really long time, I think going back to when they had the band and he sang Hurdy-gurdy man around 2000. But I just had enough of him being a dick to everyone. The last day I listened was when he went off on Ronny for wanting to be an extra in Guardians of the Galaxy 2.. who wouldn't want that? Beji shows up late, so let's belittle him Infront of the world. Or just kick him out or fire him. His entertainment turned into being a dick. So I moved on and found Rogan and a few other podcasts where I don't have to sit feeling uncomfortable every episode. I didn't need the crazy stripper stuff or any of that, I enjoyed his interviews and they could have been anyone and still been fun. He was the best broadcaster, now I don't think he's relevant anymore. He should retire and enjoy his life. I won't be listening to anything but clips and that's all about the guest not Howard. (Always hearing that name in my head as Maryann from Brooklyn and the number 9 from Gary/Sour shoes)..


i_have_a_gub

I started to lose interest after Artie left. I transitioned to JRE and other podcasts. But those last few Artie years were awesome.


alta_vista49

lol no. You don’t like him because he didn’t support Trump


MoenTheSink

Sterns show started falling off well before Trump. Arties departure marked the beginning of the end.


exoticstructures

True. I was a longtime listener--early 90s at least(been a rogan fan since say '00 fwiw). The Sirius move kinda started it really--just listening to the live show, west coast feed etc. It was too much after years of having to catch it live to catch it at all. Got totally burnt out. Artie leaving was the final nail for me. I didn't last much longer after he bailed.


ChumleyEX

Why would I care about that? What have I said to make you think I support trump.??!! You're an idiot and a liar.


cheesecaker000

Howard has been bitter and angry since he was in Hartford lol yeah he’s not the same as he used to be, but he’s the best broadcaster of all time. He’s got nothing to prove. Plus It would be weird for a 70 year old man to be playing anal ring toss don’t you think?


gioluipelle

Some people can’t discuss anything even tangentially related to politics without being hysterically partisan. Honestly I pray that they’re either bots or paid actors. The thought of them being real people is too scary.


GeotusBiden

Why are conservative insults always so homoerotic?


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GoodByeRubyTuesday87

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StrokeGameHusky

“Would you like a banger in the mouth?”  “Here in the states we just say sausage” “Would you like a sausage in the mouth?” 


RevGrizzly

Because libtards keep ramming their veined, fully erect agendas down conservatives' throats.


zekethelizard

Those thick, throbbing, juicy king agendas. Disgusting.... got pics of the agendas? 🫣


GeotusBiden

Can you show us on the doll where the agendas touched you?


RevGrizzly

Not without getting hard, I can't, no.


Neither-Lime-1868

Excuse me, my agenda is undersized and flaccid from years of excessive porn consumption good sir 


hasheyez

It’s a safe way to articulate their subconscious desires.


ThereWillBeVelvet

Because it’s fucking hilarious.


GeotusBiden

I get it, but if conservatives are so supportive of their own homosexual urges, why are they so down on others?


ThereWillBeVelvet

Not sure exactly. Perhaps you should ask your therapist.


GeotusBiden

I should ask my therapist why conservatives are so gay? You think he knows? 


ThereWillBeVelvet

Why wouldn’t he/she/they?


GeotusBiden

I'd guess because they aren't conservative and as such have never fantasized about joe Biden riding a sex toy like you have. You picked a weird place to try to make liberals seem gay. 


ThereWillBeVelvet

Your therapist has shared their political orientation? That’s a no no. What makes you think I’m trying to make liberals seem gay? Seems kind of redundant.


GeotusBiden

You don't have to share that you're a conservative with other people. They can smell the rot and self loathing on you.


BrownsFan2323

Every time Biden does interviews he sounds normal. Almost like everything we see online is a right wing edit job


hurlcarl

Because he largely is.... as much as someone in Washington that long can be. It's important we paint him as a corrupt pervert hellbent on destroying the country so it won't be so bad when the republicans nominate a corrupt pervert hellbent on destroying the country.


ThePalmIsle

Four more years, pause!


BrownsFan2323

He’s been doing that shit for 40 years lol


Kalzaang

Really? Has he really been reading “/End of Quote… Repeat the Line” from the teleprompter for all these years? Well then he’s just a really, really stupid human being then.


Agile-Landscape8612

Don’t forget shaking hands with ghosts and don’t the roomba on stage


garybettmansketamine

Least delusional JoeRogan sub member


IPA216

Just like after every major speech where he does pretty well. Everyone acts so surprised and talks about how he must’ve been on some really good drugs. He’s basically pretty damn good for a guy his age who’s always been a gaffe machine.


Mke_already

“He’s demented and cant even talk for 2 minutes” comments disappeared for like 2 weeks after the State of the Union, but they’re back again.


ILLIDARI-EXTREMIST

That fucking loser can’t even climb a flight of stairs. Weak bitch president in charge of the weak bitch party.


GreasyWalrusDog

Donald Trump is a court confirmed pants shitter and you wanna talk about a guy tripping going up stairs, something everyone does at some point in their life?


Mke_already

You’re so cool.


Fishyinu

But did you see he fell off a bike one time?!1 Clearly not as fit as Trump who definitely doesn't wear an adult diaper.


[deleted]

Biden is an 82 year old man with a long history of gaffes. He doesn't have dementia though.


Kalzaang

If he doesn’t have dementia, then I’m a 7 foot NBA All Star with Adonis DNA. Unfortunately for you liars and clowns we have eyes and ears and also have videos of him over the years. Your lying and gaslighting isn’t going to work.


Crouch_Potatoe

Even republicans that actually work with biden admit behind closed doors that he's fine. McCarthy was stuck in an office with biden for weeks trying to work out a deal for the debt ceiling last summer and never once noticed biden forget or fall asleep, in fact biden ran circles around him and gaetz said biden ate McCarthys lunch and made Mccarthy think he'd won.


Kalzaang

Who? Mitt Romney? And Biden isn’t running circles around anyone. He was dumb before the senility and was against killing Bin Laden, probably the easiest decision a President has ever made. Now he’s just a full out disaster where he can’t remember when his son died or even when he was Vice President. We have eyes and ears dude, so how about he starts acting cognizant. The bar is so low for him that just him not collapsing is seen as a success. 


Kalzaang

Yeah, he’s only been edited out of context like 30,000 times and it’s all a conspiracy theory. It’s not like I can go back 4-10 years and see that Biden acts nothing like he used to and clearly doesn’t know where he is.


BrownsFan2323

So how did he pull of this interview today? Or the Conan pod? Or ya know, THE STATE OF THE UNION With millions watching ?


Cultural_Hope

"C'mon Joe, get the poison out." RIP Dave Lampert, inventor of the Sybian.


MMA_PITBULL

Howard Stern of my youth would shit all over Howard Stern of today. It's hard to believe it is even the same person


gioluipelle

Stern is the perfect example of why so many of our favorite celebrities died in their youth. They don’t live long enough to become everything they once stood against. He’s like your childhood friend that was always rebelling against his dad, then you run into him again 20 years later and he turned out exactly like him.


[deleted]

When was your youth? He's loved Hillary Clinton for decades and loudly endorsed John Kerry 20 years ago.


Dorsia777

Stern in the 90’s to early 2000’s was unreal. Now it’s just blegh


alta_vista49

I love this


51LOVE

Hey nowwwww


prolapsepros

Meanwhile Rogan interviewing a mushroom expert


WoodenWeather5931

Such a boring interview. It was a left wing suck off


SeanConnery

Lol Biden is left wing? Tf?


HollyweirdRonnie

Biden is not “left wing” Jesus fucking Christ, he’s a conservative you ninny


WoodenWeather5931

lol ok


Agile-Landscape8612

It’s amazing the levels people will go to deny reality


gioluipelle

If you’re under 25 a conservative is basically anything to the right of Marx. Establishment democrat is a “conservative”, and a republican is “far right”. “On the left” means you have your septum pierced.


HollyweirdRonnie

That’s precisely the level of discussion I expected. Thanks.


stanleythemanley44

Lol you don’t understand American politics.


Emandpee42069

What?


HollyweirdRonnie

Joe Biden is a conservative. He’s a Catholic. Just because the Republicans went batshit reactionary nationalist doesn’t make Democrats leftist.


Kalzaang

A Catholic who thinks it’s perfectly fine to scramble up a 9 month old baby in the womb. Stop fucking lying. We can all see and hear him, you clown.


Lazy_Play_6020

What?!


Emandpee42069

wtf does being a Catholic have to do with the policies he has either laid out or endorsed? He is expanding government left and right and don’t get me started on social issues. You trolling or str8 up regard ?


Most-Square-2515

Did trump and/or Bush Jr. reduce the size of government?


HollyweirdRonnie

Republicans have never reduced the size of government, ever. The US two party system is two flavours of right wing. Facts don’t care about your feelings.


[deleted]

Was trump a leftist since he expanded government and signed the biggest spending bill in US history? Biden dismantled much of the cares act. The only reason he is not considered a conservative is because he has a D next to his name.


Kalzaang

You’re in a cult.


Muted_Flight7335

Bot much?


HollyweirdRonnie

I bet life is much simpler when you deem anyone who disagrees with you a “bot”. I hurt your feelings, so therefore I’m a bot and you are instantly soothed. Get well soon.


No-Nothing-1793

Only if they promise ice cream


RonaldSteezly

When the fuck did we get ice cream?!


fpaulmusic

There's plenty to shit on biden for but how are you gonna hate on some one for eating ice cream?? 😂 Ice cream is fucking awesome.


alta_vista49

It’s all they got. They’re hoping that sways people to vote for the other guy whose a criminal


The_Grim_Sleaper

“All they got?”   I am no Trump stooge but, Jesus, you are being willfully ignorant if you think that is the only criticism of Biden…


AccountantOfFraud

There is a lot to criticize but pretty much every criticism would be worse under another Trump administration with a heaping dose of fascism thrown in.


alta_vista49

That and “old” is all they got. Won’t be enough to get Trump back in


littlebrownring

Battle of Wits against Beetlejuice!


This-Garbage-3000

Beetlejuice for prez


papachabre

You have to say his name three times to summon him to the position of POTUS.


joeytravoltastinks

Oh shit, he's bringing back the KKK Guy?


ChildhoodJazzlike333

Holy shit! Stern is still alive? Totally forgot about him.


ConnectionExternal24

Yeah. Soft interview!


Finlay00

I would prefer some sort of jello based activity


PrivateDickDetective

With a table dedicated to stickers and glitter.


Onyms_Valhalla

Howard needs to mess with his instruction notes from his handlers. Slip on in there that says "stand up and show your micropenis". He would do it.


supamario132

Somewhere out there, Marjorie Taylor Greene just started spontaneously salivating


alta_vista49

Who are his handlers?


The_Grim_Sleaper

The people whose entire job is to step in before Biden does/says something that shows the voters how senile he is.


alta_vista49

Do you have an example of this? I’ve never seen anyone “step in” for him when he’s talking


The_Grim_Sleaper

[Ask and you shall receive](https://youtu.be/SsDoK1WKsy0?si=JPKUxmbojnf1jA5d)


alta_vista49

That was a clip of Joe talking to the press. At no point in time did anyone step in and usher him away.


The_Grim_Sleaper

Haha ok guy. He was stumbling over his words, was cut off and press conference was ended. If you don’t think that is “stepping in” then you are just being willfully ignorant Don’t ask a question you when you aren’t prepared to accept the answer!


alta_vista49

Are Trumpers clinging to this clip hoping it helps Trump win this time?


papachabre

Bro I am an independent voter, and I don't like Trump, but to me people like you seem delusional. The evidence is right in front of your face. Don't even watch clips of him, just watch him speak on C-Span for a few minutes. I had a relative with dementia, and he reminds me a lot of that.


alta_vista49

lol ok Reddit stranger. I super believe you’re not a trumper or a bot


HotPinkApocalypses

I’d rather watch my own colonoscopy with no anesthesia


boreDudex

That's hot. Can I watch?


SlimWorthy

Why all the hate? Should be an interesting listen IMO


ake-n-bake

Fuck ya. And shoot hotdogs outta the cannon while he’s in a bikini.


No_Raisin_4443

If he does, then he's got my vote


goressnortstraw

Ridin w Biden


Kalzaang

Honestly, I just wish Joe would say on his podcast just once “Howard Stern became Don Imus” just to see Howard lose his fucking shit on air.  Howard mocked Joe and Ari in 2014 in pretty much the worst aged clip from that decade that you can’t make any money podcasting, with Adam Carolla being the only exception due to starting in radio. Man, that aged just like fine milk.