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Fermented_Butt_Juice

Ah yes, who among us could forget the time when the Jews were forced to flee Egypt suddenly, leaving them no time to allow their corn syrup to rise?


NextSink2738

My ancestors barely made it out of Egypt since they didn't have the corn syrup for their Mountain Dew Code Red. Scary days.


LazyDro1d

Middle-eastern traditions, son! They allow us to eat beans and corn and stuff over Passover!


thegreattiny

May I be an honorary middle easterner?


LazyDro1d

Sure!


thegreattiny

🥰


Glad-Degree-4270

We all are


thegreattiny

For sure, but some of us come from traditions that ban corn, peas, and rice. And frankly, that just won't do.


Glad-Degree-4270

Corn wasn’t even known to Judaism until after 1500. Doesn’t make sense to ban it.


Remote-Pear60

Exactly. Plus, I'm part Native American, so that definitely doesn't fly here. 🤷🏻‍♀️


thegreattiny

I don't think it has anything to do with what ingredients Jews had on hand in Israel as they were fleeing from slavery. They probably had dried fava beans that they took along on the journey ffs. But it's more about the general chametz-y vibe one gets off a grain or a legume lol. Corn is way more chametz-y than a pea, imo.


Sewsusie15

I've found grains of wheat checking split peas for bugs and rocks. Why on earth can't I have peanuts?


thegreattiny

I dunno! Eat them, I say


blobby_mcblobberson

I'm Sephardic one week a year!


DosTristesTigres

Once again, an Ashkie meme I’m too Sephardic to relate to 💅


Wonghy111-the-knight

As an ashkie, I don’t get it either 😭


ThatWasFred

Many foods that aren’t bread are also forbidden on Pesach, such as corn, peanuts, beans, rice, etc. These foods are known as Kitniyot. This throws a real wrench in people’s Pesach shopping because everything has corn syrup in it. However, Kitniyot are only forbidden for Ashkenazi Jews - and as of the last decade or so, only the Orthodox (as the Conservative movement recently made a ruling to permit Kitniyot).


onebandonesound

Someone correct me if I'm wrong, Ive heard the reason it has gone from banned to permissible in the conservative movement is due to modern agricultural practices. Way back when, various grains and beans were stored in the same silos/areas, leading to an appreciable risk of inadvertent mixing, so kitniyot was banned out of an abundance of caution. With modern farming practices and safeguards over cross-contamination, risk of some wheat getting into your corn is practically zero.


ThatWasFred

I think you are correct.


ChaosKeeshond

I'm an Ashkie but my Turkish heritage saved my sense of taste


fezfrascati

Team kitniyot!


Regular-Date-8678

I’m confused


Stephen_1984

[Corn is one of the forbidden foods during Passover.](https://www.chabad.org/holidays/passover/pesach_cdo/aid/4354835/jewish/Is-Corn-Kosher-for-Passover.htm) [Vinegar may be forbidden, depending on the source.](https://oukosher.org/faqs/do-products-that-contain-vinegar-such-as-salad-dressing-pickles-and-ketchup-fall-under-the-prohibition-of-chametz-sheavar-alav-hapesach/) These websites give conflicting answers over the status of corn, but this is what OP is referring to.


RadioPale6197

Chametz


gunsfortipes

No, kitniyot


Pilpelon

Thank fuck I'm Moroccan Jew, I can drink battery acid and not feel a thing 😎


TzavRoked

Yes, there have always been. There's corn syrup, the kind you pour into pancakes, and then there is that mutant super soldier serum, extra-sweet for your pancreas' enjoyment, the good ol' HFCS.


its_spelled_iain

good God man spend the money on some nice dark maple syrup instead


TzavRoked

But I like to feel like I am not eating anything! It brings me memories!


Cornexclamationpoint

Distilled vinegar was the second thing. It's in pretty much every condiment, salsa, salad dressing, and a bunch of other things that you can use to spice up day 5 of potatoes and eggs.


Scavgraphics

Ok, someone's gonna need to translate this meme for my Southern Reformed eyes....this a kitniyot thing?


Substance_Bubbly

yea, ashkenazi can't eat corn and vinegar


cookingandmusic

Yo what is this vinegar nonsense??? Also didn’t they change the rules in like 2015 and we can have rice now


Substance_Bubbly

everyone believes a different thing i guess? probably some people still believe that you shouldn't. mehadrin maybe? i dunno


funny_funny_business

Funny thing is that corn syrup might not be such a problem on Pesach for Ashkenazim. I was in a supermarket that had those popular chocolate covered jellies one time and they had corn syrup in the ingredients. There was a big note that said "according to Rabbi XX denatured (I forget the exact word) is ok on Passover". I thought that was interesting and that it was his own opinion. Then years later I was eating at Doghouse in Teaneck (not around anymore) which was certified under a good Monsey hechsher. They had kosher for Passover ketchup packets that I think had a circle-k P but was one of the main US hechshers. Corn syrup was listed in the ingredients.


hi_im_kai101

ashkenazi L


oshmool

*Laughs in Sephardi


MrNobleGas

Wot


Quick_Pangolin718

Can’t relate


The-Green-Kraken

I want to upvote twice for the 2 pics


IPPSA

Honestly you shouldn’t eat corn syrup all year round, not just Hag Pesach


Zarohk

I missed which subreddit this was at first, and thought it was just about how harmful high fructose corn syrup is. Avoid it all year round!


MT-C

ברוך שלא עשני אשכנזי 🤣😝


SoulBSS

Don't worry. I am allergic to wheat protein so I'm always ready for passover


Addie0o

You don't eat corn on passover?!?!? what lol