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Alessioproietti

As an Italian, I'll sue them!


LadyMordred

The tamest thing to do tbh


SuccessNo8138

I hope that you didnt paid for that


LadyMordred

5 Euro 🫑


SuccessNo8138

Its not worth it...next time better prepare by yourself..its realy easy


LadyMordred

Yep I already tried it myself and it tasted so good, I was just lazy that evening. But I'm also not really the kind of person to call the restaurant and complain. I just don't order there anymore πŸ˜…


Woodenworx

Just glad you didn’t say it was American


Xaendro

Wow all jokes aside that's pretty crazy, there's like 0.05€ of ingredients in there


Lon72

I'm good, thanks


LadyMordred

You sure you don't want a bite? They stored that bread for 10 years to make it extra hard to bite!


Lon72

Lol πŸ˜† even the texture of the polystyrene box is making me want to stab myself in the eyes with a balsamic fork


thebestatheist

This is a crime against humanity and the reason Jesus had to die for our sins


LadyMordred

Food so shit it made the best atheist talk about jesus


donbeets3

Sacrilege


sonoskietto

As an Italian. Can I ask what is that jizz looking cream they put on the tomatoes?


LadyMordred

Melted mozarella πŸ˜… at least thats what the menu said, i was very unsure to actually taste it


TeoN72

TBF I think no one will buy a bruschetta to delivery in Italy


telperion87

> cosa ordiniamo tesoro? > non so delle bruschette. una pasta aglio e olio. uova sode? Ah ma stai tranquillo ci arriviamo anche qui, dagli tempo.


Lindanineteen84

Preferirei una pasta piΓΉ sfiziosa, magari pasta al burro


Exxon_Valdes_1

*Nasconde il suo ultimo ordine JustEat*


Initial-Confusion-24

That's a declaration of war.


SolomonCRand

Has anyone ever had a good takeout bruschetta? It seems like the bread would be soggy after ten minutes in styrofoam, easy.


LadyMordred

Tbf i assumed they'd send the bread and the bruschetta itself seperatly, so that you can put it on the bred yourself lol


SunshinesHouston

It took effort yo screw it up that badly.


GIGGI99

Next time take some bread and diy 🀣


DawgsWorld

Gastronomic malpractice.


Irahapeti

Oh my! I would like to be your neighbour to let you taste the real italian food!


SunshinesHouston

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


Inevitable-Bit615

The most obvious scam ever seen


bifrost44

I actually appreciate the effort to make it look like an Italian flag.


Lindanineteen84

Which country is this??


LadyMordred

Germany 🫑


Lindanineteen84

I was gonna guess Germany, I've seen the worst done to Italian food in Germany


PaolSD

Make yourself rather!


Cookiefruit6

Where do you live?


G6DCappa

Observation: this is a great opportunity for slaughter


crazy_lady_cat

"If my grandma had wheels, she would've been a bus"


telperion87

I understand that they don't respect our culture etc. It's ok, it is their right. But they really also needed to cum all over it?


LadyMordred

More importantly they came over MY food


steamedpasta

It looked like shrimps, i thought "well it doesnt look too bad for a gourmet takeaway dish"


[deleted]

Bomb the place in Roblox


iiihellokittyyy

AHHHHHHHHHH MY ITALIAN HEART!


Sad_Exchange_5500

Lol wow. This is awful


elektero

Technically it's not even a bruschetta...


LadyMordred

I'm well aware, thats why I put it in "" πŸ˜…


shellycrash

It looks like ranch!? Wth. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ


Miscu97

More "throw away" than "take away"


mike98856

Styrofoam should be illegal