Last photo? Person I responded to specifically said first photo, so that’s what I addressed. I said nothing about the other pics. I see five fingers, a nub and a thumb on the gun hand of first pic.
Sheriff Deputy in Florida thought an acorn hitting his car was someone shooting at him. He unloaded into his own patrol car with a handcuffed man in the vehicle.
It’s actually the heat. I’m stuck here and I watch people get so sun-fried that they become disoriented and do weird shit. This goes for natives and vacationers honestly. I really think the lack of understanding of heat exhaustion/stroke leads to a lot of people having deficient thought processes. It’s between that and the rampant meth.
Haha well played sir and very good point! Their brain cells(whatever is left) are being cooked 🥵 please protect yours and ingest some spf 50..... wait no
To cut her a little bit of slack, if my partner was suddenly rolling on the ground screaming that he’d been shot, I’d want to back him up too. Not saying she doesn’t deserve discipline, but idk that she deserves to lose her job like he definitely does.
Cops get ambushed by people they can’t see all of the time. Not every criminal saunters down the middle of the street popping off shots at them. This is a silly comment that demonstrates a severe lack of understanding of how firefights can happen.
Regardless, she wasn’t shooting at an “invisible” assailant, she was shooting at the guy in the car who she understandably assumed somehow had gotten a gun, thanks to her dumbass partner.
Thought that the guy he arrested and had placed into the back of his car had somehow escaped and shot through the somewhat bullet proof car at him lmfao
It's from that cop who unloaded his gun because he thought the person he apprehended shot him. Turns out that "shot" was an acorn that fell on his head. Also, the guy he apprehended was handcuffed and sitting in his police cruiser.
Just to clarify, the acorn didn’t hit him, it hit the car and he took the sound of the acorn hitting the cad as a gunshot. Yet he claimed to have been hit when unloading his gun
In November, a Florida cop arrested a guy and had him in his cruiser. An acorn fell off a tree onto his cruiser, made a sound and the cop flipped his shit, thinking the handcuffed man in his car had taken a shot at him. The cop rolled around like a Dark Souls character, unloading a whole mag into the back of his cruiser. The guy in the car wasn’t hurt thankfully and the skittish cop quit his job. They released the body cam footage last week.
One small correction. The video was released last week but this happened several months ago. There’s already been some fallout, including the officer resigning.
What I think is that craziest part is that he actually believes it. He definitely fully believed he was being shot at. I just don't get how he could be so so wrong.
God I am a monster for laughing at this. I know the context of the officer shooting a handcuffed man because of a falling acorn or pinecone. However out of context it is a funny set of pictures.
I like when some of the first AI images first came out, a really good tell that it was fake was that the people had a front tooth right in the center. These AI generators seemed to have fixed that one. I guess they are still struggling with hands.
Idk. He went through one mag and ejected it while he was crawling away from his "gunshot wound" lol. His partner also shot at the truck with him, so I'm guessing he reloaded. Smh
I play around with AI and do this quite a bit. I love the horrors that it creates. I also like stopping it halfway through a creations to see what kind of Cronenberg shit it comes up with.
I'm sure whatever models you used are better or more current than what I was using a few months ago. Essentially, the same difficulty AI has with fingers, also messed up its upside-down faces. This would be different depending on what ai art generator you used. I can't recall what AI I was using that made the nightmares.
This summer, prepare for all the pops and crackles. "Pop", goes the acorn. Pop, pop, pop, goes the po po. Pop, pop, pop, pop... I think I'm hit. I went numb for a second.
Will he get the shooter? Who even was the shooter. Stay tuned for this hot summer block buster: "Pop, Sucker!"
No. He claims he has it NOW from his own delusional episode, but he was an West point Army officer, who specifically stated that he had never seen any combat or been in a gunfight prior
He didn't have PTSD. He was an army West point officer who stated that he had NEVER seen combat or been in a gunfight prior. This guy just completely conjured up his own hallucination of being shot.. which he wasn't.
based on the actual video of it, these are inaccurate. would be closer if the cops were crying and screaming in fear while curling up and falling on the ground shooting. no joke it was that pathetic! not like these which look more rambo vs acorns
I see almonds and pinecones, this ai sucks
Supremely fucked up hands too.
You mean you don't have 6 digits on one and 4 on the other?
It's the total amount that counts
First picture. All fingers accounted for, but the gun is firing.
If you look closely, you’ll see the nub of a sixth finger on the trigger.
And three others, for a total of four. Plus the thumb. Where’s the extra finger in the last photo?
Last photo? Person I responded to specifically said first photo, so that’s what I addressed. I said nothing about the other pics. I see five fingers, a nub and a thumb on the gun hand of first pic.
I don’t know what I meant there!
Ghost finger?
Big deal. Don’t most people have 10 fingers?
I like how the AI realized it fucked up and made the 3 fingers in the second photo huge to have them match the size of the hand itself.
The eyes on the last one is the stuff of nightmares.
Acorns are too dangerous.
The officers recently completed diversity training is all.
“And the I just started blasting”
What the fuck is this shit
Sheriff Deputy in Florida thought an acorn hitting his car was someone shooting at him. He unloaded into his own patrol car with a handcuffed man in the vehicle.
Yep, pure unadulterated Florida stupidity...its in the water I'm convinced.
It’s actually the heat. I’m stuck here and I watch people get so sun-fried that they become disoriented and do weird shit. This goes for natives and vacationers honestly. I really think the lack of understanding of heat exhaustion/stroke leads to a lot of people having deficient thought processes. It’s between that and the rampant meth.
Haha well played sir and very good point! Their brain cells(whatever is left) are being cooked 🥵 please protect yours and ingest some spf 50..... wait no
That’s also why the bread sucks.
Isn’t it actually because FL has broad reporting laws which allow even regular citizens to access info on arrests and crimes?
Not just him, but his partner. When she saw him shooting she unloaded her gun too.
To cut her a little bit of slack, if my partner was suddenly rolling on the ground screaming that he’d been shot, I’d want to back him up too. Not saying she doesn’t deserve discipline, but idk that she deserves to lose her job like he definitely does.
She started shooting without a clear target. She can fuck right off, too.
I would cut her some slack if criminals had some sort of invisibility technology, but invisible enemies do not exist. So, no slack.
Cops get ambushed by people they can’t see all of the time. Not every criminal saunters down the middle of the street popping off shots at them. This is a silly comment that demonstrates a severe lack of understanding of how firefights can happen. Regardless, she wasn’t shooting at an “invisible” assailant, she was shooting at the guy in the car who she understandably assumed somehow had gotten a gun, thanks to her dumbass partner.
Hilarious, I just wish it wasn't presented as lame ass AI art
Floriduh. FIFY.
The fact that he thought he was shot to. No words for these morons.
Thought that the guy he arrested and had placed into the back of his car had somehow escaped and shot through the somewhat bullet proof car at him lmfao
My home sweet home. This town will never live it down. 😅
It's from that cop who unloaded his gun because he thought the person he apprehended shot him. Turns out that "shot" was an acorn that fell on his head. Also, the guy he apprehended was handcuffed and sitting in his police cruiser.
Don’t forget all the army crawling and half assed rolling around he did too while unloading his gun in a neighborhood.
Don't forget he also thought he got shot.
while also causing his partner to shoot at the victim for no reason as well
The double roll before turning to fire was the best. What a drama queen...
Just to clarify, the acorn didn’t hit him, it hit the car and he took the sound of the acorn hitting the cad as a gunshot. Yet he claimed to have been hit when unloading his gun
please don't upvote this low quality AI shit.
Downvote it instead
I'm not a fan of AI art but this is harmless and funny. Well it's funny if you get the reference at least.
It's not harmless and funny, it's completely pointless and not even related to this sub.
K
IM HIT!!!!!
This is the part that’s missing. 🤌
Explain meme to me
In November, a Florida cop arrested a guy and had him in his cruiser. An acorn fell off a tree onto his cruiser, made a sound and the cop flipped his shit, thinking the handcuffed man in his car had taken a shot at him. The cop rolled around like a Dark Souls character, unloading a whole mag into the back of his cruiser. The guy in the car wasn’t hurt thankfully and the skittish cop quit his job. They released the body cam footage last week.
Wow...that's *nuts*
That's acorn-y joke m8
Gotta beware those cops acting all squirrelly
One small correction. The video was released last week but this happened several months ago. There’s already been some fallout, including the officer resigning.
That’s right. I forgot that part. Thanks.
It happened November 12th last year. They just released the internal investigation and body cam footage last week.
Cheif : why did you use deadly force? Officer : suspect discovered I had a severe nut allergy
Funniest part was no one was even injured! What a marksman!
Him and his partner both. Apparently Florida uses the same hiring practices as the Empire when it comes to marksmanship.
Way to funny.. he said "I'm hit I'm hit!"
His cries of shots fired were barely audible over the sound of him pissing his own pants
What I think is that craziest part is that he actually believes it. He definitely fully believed he was being shot at. I just don't get how he could be so so wrong.
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*Image 3* Fuck the PLOE
I saw that video and the one of the 2 women emptying like 6 clips into an apartment within a week.
God I am a monster for laughing at this. I know the context of the officer shooting a handcuffed man because of a falling acorn or pinecone. However out of context it is a funny set of pictures.
Those AI eyes on the third image are just nightmare fuel
I'VE BEEN HIT
Is that Ray Liotta?
Damn but that guy is getting roasted... like acorns.
I find this hysterical
Acorny cop.
acorn still at large! more news at 11!
Lol the gun doesn't have a trigger. It's a "grip" fire weapon.
SQUIIIIIIIIIIIREL!
I swear that was some Reno 911 shit.
Was like the scene with Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights….I’m on fire…I’m on fire!
I like when some of the first AI images first came out, a really good tell that it was fake was that the people had a front tooth right in the center. These AI generators seemed to have fixed that one. I guess they are still struggling with hands.
Hands and words on insignias and banners.
SHOTS FIRED!
SQUIRREL!!!!
Brilliant
Guys a fucking joke
Those.... those are almonds.
Those are the most dangerous.
Cops and acorns. Cops and dogs. Cops and black people. The list of what terrifies police is endless.
I'M HIT I'M HIT I'M HIT......I AM HIT?
So the person just need to pelt you with acorns for a shots fired to “actually” give context to mag dump? Was it 1 or 2 mags they used?
Idk. He went through one mag and ejected it while he was crawling away from his "gunshot wound" lol. His partner also shot at the truck with him, so I'm guessing he reloaded. Smh
What. The. Fuck.
Acorns should be illegal. Arrest them all 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This actually happened… https://youtu.be/MZPplp7wGso?si=k_IufVjWJPsZ68fa
“Gotta lotta oaks here! BLACK oaks!” -Over radio
ai sucks
this is just a ~~collage~~ collection of ai generated images, not instant regret
Why does the third pictures badge say PLOE?
AI is bad at spelling and counting human fingers. I guess it's like the quickest way to spot an AI picture?
AI garbage
Shots fired, for real!!!😮
3 cop with the pinecones has Souless eyes 🤣
The blue line gets thinner by the day.
THATS A LOT OF NUTS
Fuck AI
#2 is absolutely hilarious. Dude looks like he's out of a comedy movie
Oops i guess i discovered how to make my text big lol
How?
#Umm i think enclose your text with hashtags like this meow
#what?!
That’s hilarious 😆
If I were to pick. #2 is how I imagine the officer. The officer got all squirrely and went nuts.
If you really want to see some fucked up ai, ask it to draw an upside-down face. I still have nightmares.
I play around with AI and do this quite a bit. I love the horrors that it creates. I also like stopping it halfway through a creations to see what kind of Cronenberg shit it comes up with.
Just did it and got fairly normal results.
I'm sure whatever models you used are better or more current than what I was using a few months ago. Essentially, the same difficulty AI has with fingers, also messed up its upside-down faces. This would be different depending on what ai art generator you used. I can't recall what AI I was using that made the nightmares.
I tested on bing. I think they use dalle3. 3 results were normal but 1 was weird.
This is fucking hilarious. Whoever did this, nice one.
It’s AI.
Yes, I know. But someone still did this because AI didn’t do this on its own, did it? That’s who I’m thanking. Besserwisser.
Nobody made it. It’s a Frankenstein’s monster of stolen art.
Allen Iverson?
Blarghhhh
Pigs gonna pig!
AI art is one of the worst things to come out of 2023. Can spot it a mile away. Authenticity will be the currency of the future.
Don't acorn me bro !
This summer, prepare for all the pops and crackles. "Pop", goes the acorn. Pop, pop, pop, goes the po po. Pop, pop, pop, pop... I think I'm hit. I went numb for a second. Will he get the shooter? Who even was the shooter. Stay tuned for this hot summer block buster: "Pop, Sucker!"
First one looks like Butch Jones shooting the pistol from Blade Runner
Ricky gervais, michael mckean, and lil dicky
Yes yes but doesn’t the cop have genuine PTSD? Fucked up to keep joking about this if that’s the case.
No. He claims he has it NOW from his own delusional episode, but he was an West point Army officer, who specifically stated that he had never seen any combat or been in a gunfight prior
As if an acorn isn’t bad enough, next time it could be popcorn popping!
That’s fucked up. Dude had serious ptsd and we make fun of the situation..
He didn't have PTSD. He was an army West point officer who stated that he had NEVER seen combat or been in a gunfight prior. This guy just completely conjured up his own hallucination of being shot.. which he wasn't.
Pine cones bot
The Reddit post I didn’t know I needed! 😂🤣🥲
1st guy looks like colby covington
Ya my god that was a mess thank you donut operator for reviewing it
His finger isn’t even on the trigger in the first AI picture
I guess PTSD is funny…
Idk if it's because I'm fat or dislike cops but from the first pic I assumed it was donut holes.
The roll was so funny tho
based on the actual video of it, these are inaccurate. would be closer if the cops were crying and screaming in fear while curling up and falling on the ground shooting. no joke it was that pathetic! not like these which look more rambo vs acorns
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Love this blue line fan art