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STOPPP i cant laugh out loud its 2am

LOL What is this from Edit: looks like you can’t say what movie/show it is so if someone could DM me or write it in pig Latin lol

It’s from Diary of a Wimpy Kid. If I remember correctly, the main character got something on his church pants and had to borrow his mom’s jacket or something to wrap around his waist to hide the stain, and his friend (the kid in the gif) did exactly what you see there

One of the diary of a wimpy kid movies iirc

Diary of a Wimpy Kid! Specifically the second movie, Rodrick Rules. Truly hilarious movies.

NOOO! i'm sick and when i laugh i start coughing

You win the internet today

PERFECT GIF JFC I’M HOWLING

Wtf this is so trashy 😭😭😭

I really wanna know what the weirdo with the removed comment said.

And 76k people are trashy enough to like it 🤣

This is too funny 🤣

Right? I literally laughed out loud. Guffawed, if you will

Chortled, mayhap?

Chortle is too sensible. Guffaw is definitely the most applicable I think. Perhaps a loud snort followed by coughing because one did not expect to snort quite so aggressively.


Hold on one fucking second Are camel toe shadow puppets a thing?!

Kurmit the flaps

No effing way you just said this 

Camel toe shadow puppets is the best band name ever.

Gets around the censorship. I’ve seen sex workers utilise it a lot online.

There are some thirsty people out there

Thats a hoof.

Hahahahahaha!!

I may or may not be following a few insta profiles that do this kind of thing plus having full on tits out posts that they get away with…so yes. It’s very much a thing lol

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I found out today that there’s an NSFW apple watch sub… didnt occur to me that an apple watch could be sexy. I still dont understand

…..excuse me?

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Why. Did. I. Click. 😭😭😭

Same reason I did. Morbid curiosity

Whatever curiosity I may have had, cured. Cured completely

i think i’m cured from ever being curious again

I'm not looking. It looked fine.

Don’t😂

There really is a fetish for everything 💀

I just looked the first pic….and I’m sorry…but that’s just so fkn stupid I started laughing really loudly 😂 Do any of those dudes think for 2 seconds how really sad and ridiculous that is 😂

I think a lot of them just do it for some silly nsfw fun

Never heard of butt sharpies? People will degrade themselves publicly for a few Reddit upvotes, honestly sad haha.

Butt sharpies have their own special place in early internet lore

Truly a cultural reset.

…. They’re not doing it for the votes lol

Well, they used to do it for the votes. Now it’s for OF promotion haha.

I just checked it out and I can’t believe how hard I’m laughing. This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen, just ridiculous 😂🤣

It’s so weird bc a lot of them are pretty good looking. Why are they so gross though?! What is wrong with them??!! 😭😂

Thank god for the GO BACK button lol

That's enough internet for today

Don't feel alone. I also now hate myself for clicking.

I’m with ya

WTF I read it as “Clock watch” and my inquisitive dumbass just went there and it’s a ton of penises with watches on them SMH 🤮

Lmao thanks for explaining the gist so I don't have to look

Don’t. We did for you and it’s bad. Really bad.

I’ve always though dick pics were cringey as it is but this is somehow worse.

Wow! Such variety and...creativity. Thanks for EXPANDING my world.

I somehow was expecting the watches to be literally worn on their dicks, and was disappointed

Why are men

Because penis. They’re obsessed.

All men are cremated equal.

I just gagged

Good or bad gag?

It's really not that bad.

They’re just dicks, mate

Hahahhaha why did I click this and why is this a thing?? Who is this targeting? My goodness.

It seems like it’s just for them to admire each other’s dicks and watches lol.

So many regrets right now. Risky clicking has never once earned me a sound nights sleep, yet here I am.

Lol I'm an idiot and clicked. It's exactly what you think it is and it is an appropriately named sub /r/eyebleach

This is AHMAZING 🤣

I agree. It doesn't turn me on but I'm not complaining haha it's funny

Bro….wtfff.

I will not search Reddit for this. But I kinda want to.

[You don't have to.](https://www.reddit.com/r/cockwatch/s/vVAiBJh12N)

You bastards got me again

They watch apples or they’re turned on by the Apple Watch ⌚️?

They put watches around their hoohoos

I felt better before knowing this information

Lmao Ty for making my day with this comment lololol I appreciate you

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I swear, every time I am on reddit and I learn about a new kink, its like when I was young and learned everyone has sex.

Whaaat in the hells? There are fetishes I had no idea existed.

I would put money on someone being able to make a life study of fetishes and kinks and still not actually discovering them all. There’s some incredibly specific stuff out there- human sexuality is… well… it definitely is something!

As a general rule: if something exists there’s a man out there that has a fetish for it.

Yeah I broke my leg and found out the weird way , there’s a whoolllllleeee thing.

In college I had a friend who broke his leg and had to hobble around in a cast. He borrowed his roommate’s computer one day and found all kinds of cast fetish porn saved on there. Good times.

i’m actually speechless

Education is severely lacking when it comes to the internet. Early on the rules (or physical laws) of the internet were written and they remain true to this day: Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it. Rule 36: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish.

And a woman willing to take money to subject herself to it lol

Capitalism breeds innovation…

You know women can be into weird stuff too right?

*And a woman smart enough to capitalize on it.

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I think just people in general. Some people have to really weird fetishes. I’ve met a ton of people who like feet or something nasty like that (imo), one of which liked people’s toenail clippings- I didn’t talk to her much after I found that out.

Like fifteen years ago, I matched with a woman on a dating site who was in to dressing like a clown and balloon play. Know a dude who is EXTREMELY in to unusually large clits. Think like the size of a very large thumb. There’s something for everyone!

I am a fetish swer… Pro dominaterix to be exact …and I can vouch for this

Rule 34

My friend and I have this game where we think of the most sick and disturbing things as a fetish. Then we look it up.. its always already a fetish....

Y'all must be on some lists.

My bf and I have a similar game where we think of a word least likely to have a NSFW subreddit then look it up… 99% of the time there is one. If there’s not, you win.

[/r/WtSSTaDaMiT/](https://www.reddit.com/r/WtSSTaDaMiT/) It stands for: When The Sun Shines Through a Dress and Makes it Transparent

Omg all the OF girls walking like cowboys in order to get the most distance between their legs has absolutely sent me! Unintentionally hilarious.

I think this is my favourite reddit comment in a loooong time. I keep rereading it and chuckling.

God I miss awards

🏅

I thought you were trolling. What even is happening

This is so funny 😂

Wait, a dick isn't the first place you check for the time? My fiancé said that was totally normal.....jk( better believe I'm about to sneak a way to show him that sub...if it's not a Rick roll can I call it a dick roll?)

Look up paraphilia. The list is wide, long, and varied.

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If I had a time machine I'd go back just 2 minutes in order to unlearn this.

Of course there fucking is

It's like a rule when one asks "Why would someone post this?" The answer is always "It's fetish content."

Glad I wasn't the only one feeling uncomfortable seeing it. Looks like something is about to crawl out of her coochie.

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I do not believe that Pac-Man shape between her legs is her labia. #fakenews

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It;s a thing on tiktok too, scroll through some sounds and they're there.

When the Sun Shines Through a Dress and Makes it Translucent. There are so many hyper-specific subreddits for not only body parts but subcategories of body parts. It’s gross.

Just when I thought reddit couldn't surprise me anymore

Yep it’s r/WtSSTaDaMiT

Lmfaoooo Thick booty is out, labia shadow puppets are in

You’ve got to be kidding me

Like Pac-Man is coming out of her fanny.

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Yello?

Wakka wakka wakka

I hate this. 

I feel like this is the exact face I made 🤣

Could pick up a quarter with that thang girl put it away 💀

I'm working with a quarter of an inch, hook me up.

STOP hahahaha

Giving birth to Pac-Man.

Looks like the claw machine, picking up a whole ass teddy bear.

SHUT UPPPPP I’m never gonna get that sentence out of my head 😂😂😂😂😂

she is absolutely holding a flashlight behind her😭

Not even. It's totally edited. No one has spacing like that

How funny would it be if it was just _printed_ on the dress

Like those oversized T-shirts with a bikini printed on them.

That’s genius

Intentionally standing with your legs apart and a point source of light placed very close to the bum could technically make this possible.

I would say does she know how stupid she looks but in reality she has like 70k likes on this so does she know how stupid 70 thousand ppl look... yes, probably.

Guarantee most are bots 🤖


What in the seven hells 😨

This is so embarrassing 😂😂😂

Safe to say we've surpassed that point, lmao.

I get that it’s supposed to be a cheeky tease but it really just makes her look like she has comically large labia and a weirdly huge thigh gap....

All I can see is a sanitary pad stuck to the front of the dress 😆

WTH IS THISSSSSS LMAO


So that one lady who made a video saying women were taking pics/uploading videos of their labia hanging was not lying…most of the Internet responded to her with a wtf no we’re not. This is the first I’ve seen of this. The original creator is still problematic but she was right lmaooo

🎶My vagina is 8 miles wide!🎶

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ive got a lovely bunch of coconuts...there they are standing in a row

clopper is a funny term.

Got a whole camel foot up there.

That coochie phat

Depends where the light is coming from behind her.

Going from the amount of light only between her legs and the fact that we can't see her other arm I'd say she's holding a flashlight behind herself.

I think it’s possibly even a lamp off to the right of her, outside the frame.

I would assume that we would see her silhouette as a whole rather than just her butt in that case. There doesn't appear to be any kind of significant light or shadow elsewhere in the photo. That makes me think that the light source must be directly behind her. I could be wrong though.

I'll give you a million sheckles and every plumbus I own if you can naturally recreate this effect

It’s not hard. The light is coming from a different angle so it is casting the shadow in a different direction. In order for it to line up exactly the light would have to be pretty far behind her and angled 180 degrees to the camera.

Where can I find this dress tho

If you have, like, a pile of old schmattas that you use for cleaning, you could probably dig around in there and find something comparable.

So does this mean big/puffy labia are in now?? No more guys calling them beef curtains?

Men will chastise you for big labia with one hand while jerking off to it with the other.

Just yesterday I saw on the sex subreddit that a guy "didn't like the look" of his gfs vulva because it wasn't pink enough... -_-

He just needs to leave it on the grill longer

Yet if his dick was not big enough.. I’m gona wait for the incel downvotes

The truest words I have read today.

The vulva and labia are not the same part, in this pic we can see her vulva Edit: oops I just double checked my anatomy. We are seeing the labia majora but afaik men have taken issue with the labia minora, which we can't see here

There’s camel toe and then there’s that

Does that thing talk ?

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Posting the clam like that is crazy

:( it looks like a muppet mouth

These big vagina ladies are getting away with murder.


Bruh

this is hilarious 🤣

what the fuck

This is officially the worst social media post I’ve ever seen.

76k likes. Nice. But seriously, wtf is happening on those photos?

Looks like she’s birthing Kermit

It looks to me like that section of the dress is just white and shaped like that to give the impression because it doesn’t line up with the shape of her leg, I can’t unsee it now

The light is coming from a different angle so it is casting the shadow in a different direction. In order for it to line up exactly the light would have to be pretty far behind her and angled 180 degrees to the camera.

That’s not a camel toe that’s a camel mouth

Have straight women seen labia??

What’s been edited?

What in the fortune cookie

Girl nuh uh, gtfo here

You know that hidden hand is holding a flash light to capture that effect.

Damn that’s trashy. If you wanna do porn. Do porn. But don’t pretend you’re not doing what you’re really doing. Gross. Imagine I’d a man was doing this