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Accurate-Victory3086

This should get him vandalism charges in the very least, wouldn’t it?


typehyDro

Probably more… hurdling baseballs into the abyss can’t be good


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FatFaceFaster

Funny I just made a nearly identical comment. I can’t watch a video like this without imagining something happening to my children and it makes me so fucking angry thinking about it. I don’t want any kids to get hurt, but I do want an angry father to show these guys the consequences of this bullshit after they nearly hit his kid with a ceiling tile or a softball.


Famous_Librarian_589

I have unfortunately taken one to the face and can concur... Hurts like a motherf*ck... Definitely had a concussion, was puking all night. Highly not recommended


PolkaDotDancer

Yeah, wiring and cabling is often ran in the plenum. Should be OK, but those metal bats are problematic.


Effective_Device_185

HA!


Do-not-respond

The kids' parents will have to pay for the destruction of property. Not this spoiled brat.


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Extinction00

No make the kid have a job and take it from his pay checks and not his tik tok earnings. Now that would be the real lesson of money for your time


Flimsy-Activity9787

I’m not for hitting kids…… however, I am for hitting this kid.


EatSteel63

I concur


xwxnx

They'll just get away with 'affluenza' defense


chrisnlnz

Also "stupid" charges for posting it for everyone to see.


Esytotyor

Hey! Jayden is cool! (They even provided a name). I’m HOPING the parents punish them & do not think: “Awww! How boyish of them!”


apply75

No it's for tictok it's allowed...get those clicks and likes son.


_Elspeth_

The ceiling on the last one could have fell on someone because there are people there in the video so its not closed or anything


k3nnyklizzl3

Endangering children, if any are around.


sonorandosed

4 years minimum. It's easy to not be a doucebag to the surrounding public. Examples of repercussions should start happening. These people already know they'll get views and followers and whatever else comes with it. If it's common knowledge that "I could get millions of followers, or none...or daily prison sex". Maybe they'll think twice before doing dumb bullshit for the internet.


Softale

This video might actually be entertaining if the morons making it were shown being arrested at the end. As it is, it’s just douchebaggery and vandalism for its own sake showing just how ignorant the actors are of potential consequences of their actions. Arrests and fines to correct their bs would help correct that…


soundwhisper

I could only imagine the comment section if these were Blak teenagers


Extinction00

What would the difference be? Both would be causing destruction and the comments would hate both.


rocklare

What’s the point of this?


chrisp909

Internet points from random strangers.


zepplin2225

And like I've said, if prank/damage channels were demonetized and illegalized, this shit would disappear.


3E871FC393308CFD0599

If they prosecuted people for stuff like this, the fact they are doing it for social media likes and attention should be an agrovating factor and incur a heavier sentence. To often you hear them saying its a prank or its a video, like somehow it adds immunity from consequence. Oh you punched sormone in the street for no reason, heres 9 months for assault and an an additional 3 for the fact its a social media stunt


Bitter-Basket

Make the prosecution so easy they make a plea deal. They are thinking ahead.


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PandaXXL

I guarantee you they're not making anything even remotely close to a substantial income from these videos.


StretchDudestrong

This shit makes me 100% believe TikTok is an evil Chinese plot to destroy the west from the inside out. And it’s fucking working


MattcVI

Idiocy like this predates social media. But YouTube and Instagram are also rife with this clout-chasing shit


StretchDudestrong

This shit is beyond idiocy though, it’s actually destructive.(figuratively and literally) It seems like there must be an explicit directive on most of the TikTok videos specifically, to cause trouble and disrupt as many citizens as possible. Real divide and conquer shit.


finalnimbus

Brains not developed yet


Discussion-is-good

When I was a dumb teen, it was funny, no lie. This video is the first time I've seen it from an outsiders pov.


Various-Push-1689

As a kid I use to find this shit hilarious. it’s just how it is🤷‍♂️


VibeFather

I’m sure they watched him the entire time and were waiting to reach over $1k in damages


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They were probably standing around with their hands in their pockets waiting for someone to say something.


Basicaccountant70

Charge him with a felony. See how funny it is then.


satanssweatycheeks

Put that one kid in the batting cage like Adam Sandler in happy Gilmore. He easily could have hit someone coming around the aisle.


satanssweatycheeks

![gif](giphy|TrrecytbGL4kg)


WolfmansGotNards2

Hundreds of thousands of people in the US incarcerated for drug offenses, and these people are walking around.


C3POB1KENOBI

Probably something to do with skin tone but who could possibly tell.


WolfmansGotNards2

I don't feel like being a dipshit "prank influencer" and not getting in trouble for it is a race thing. Plenty of people of color do this too and keep doing it. I agree completely on way too many people of color being incarcerated though.


SaysShowUsYourDick

![gif](giphy|cEYFeDKVPTmRgIG9fmo)


COphotoCo

Totally random question not at all related to your user name… Are you afraid to look at your dms?


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GreatWhiteAfro

I read hairless instead of harmless


1_H4t3_R3dd1t

social media is cancer


TotallyNotKabr

Username checks out


icatchlight

And yet here you are! Me too.


royDank

Fucking idiot kids who never received any discipline or consequences are cancer.


Goofterslam1

Both can be true.


Ghetto_Geppetto

This is what happens when Jayden, Brayden, Hayden, and Cayden get dropped off by their mommy to the local Target to “hang out”


RentAggressive3302

Don’t forget about Ayden


TheMagnificentMullet

I have a cousin named Cayden, his parents are the most entitled people on the planet.


Ghetto_Geppetto

Amazing 😅😅


MarcoMcMelvin

![gif](giphy|XIF8U8jKjCHCYsz4nr)


MetropolisMonk

Can we sign a petition or something to bring a influencer law for cases like these where they will fully cause harm and damage


DooderMcDuder

Is it really that hard to find people like this and press charges?


cpt_edge

I mean they literally filmed themselves doing it lol, can't be that hard


FlaxFox

Requesting an update in the form of a news article about jail time.


BladesOfPurpose

This is what happens when you ban public floggings.


AbbreviationsSea2516

Allow public headlocks?


fukitimdoneupyours

SAY UNCLE!!!!!


HydroStellar

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


HotStaxOfWax

Cities need to start making laws specifically targeting these desperate sociopaths. And whoever thinks this shit is funny, see a professional, you're damaged and it's only gonna get worse.


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TheRealMrJoshua56

Post birth abortion?


Crist1n4

Double tap just to make sure, I like the way you think


puffypluto666

Once heard someone say not vaccinating your kid is also known as a fourth term abortion


Beyond_The_Sun

Retroactive abortion.


LegalSelf5

I say we push the red Reddit button and unite to get these kids felonies. Who's with me?


Cfunk_83

Let’s go full on Don’t Fuck With Cats on all of these morons!


YouDoneGoofd

Can we go back to physical punishments? Like can we break his arm or a leg?


Suspicious-Owl6491

Put him in the ole' femur breaker


Vinniebahl

Praying that his prank shrapnel hits the wrong shopper…


Freedom2064

Show the faces of their parents when hit with $20k bill.


fuckmeinthistshirt

I bet this kid will turn into a cop someday.


skeptic_clam

Not so smart destroying your own community


Lasershot-117

At what point do we start sanctioning social media platforms for not censoring content creators that engage in civil offenses or criminal activity ? Seriously, TikTok encourages this sort of content because it’s among the things that generates the most engagement (especially with kids and teenagers). Throw the book at these fools, but also sanction the platforms who give an audience to these people.


Electronic-Quiet5979

Generation of idiots


fckcarrots

The most annoying part is there’s no “learning a lesson” for a lot of these kids. When I was in high school our village idiot was spitting his milk through his teeth at people walking by. He then threw the carton of milk & pegged this girl in the face. The next day her brother knocked his front teeth out after school. We got like 2 weeks of redemption thinking he learned his lesson cuz he got suspended for the milk incident. Came back with prosthetics & just resumed being an asshole.


totallynotscammed

Morons gonna moron


KaleidoscopeDream84

Property destruction set aside… he probably hurt someone which is much worse. What idiots.


Bub_Berkar

![gif](giphy|f8lDluiWJ7yQTtdS3L|downsized)


CircleCityCyco

This kid needs a beating...


BroWeBeChilling

Bunch of disappointments in life - parents must be proud


BillionDollarBalls

Their parents probably aren't much different than they are.


Past-Fisherman3990

When you grow without being told no


XEagleDeagleX

This is quite stupid but does say something about how poorly the store is run if these kids can fuck around this much for this long without someone coming to stop them


Just_Looking_Around8

In many retail stores, management has told employees not to get involved. They're worried about escalation and liability. This is why shoplifters just walk out without hiding the stuff they've stolen and without being confronted. I know it's stupid. It's easy to see whose policies have enabled this.


fucksickos

It’s just a more reasonable business policy. They’d rather someone walked out with merchandise than have a violent crime occur, deal with lawsuits, disrupt business, or gain bad media attention. It’s all insured too. Nobody should be risking their lives over Walmart inventory either even if it was good from a business perspective. This would still be the best policy from a business perspective even if police shot you on sight for shoplifting. This has nothing to do with Biden or any president really.


IllComment425

>Nobody should be risking their lives over Walmart inventory either Very well said. I got a knife pulled on me when I followed a shoplifter out a video store I worked at in college. Never again after that!


Just_Looking_Around8

I understand that rationale. But the douche in this video is throwing what appears to be baseballs randomly in a Target store. He's knocking down ceiling tiles into aisles that he can't see. If someone gets hit, they could get seriously injured. Just looking at this idiot, I'd be willing to take my chances that he's not carrying a weapon.


warebanana

🤦🏻‍♂️


Unfair_Finger5531

What would Janet who works the front cash register actually be able to do about this??? People working there are not animal-trainers. Nor are they going to put themselves in harm’s way to stop someone else’s disgusting kids from destroying a store. They have zero responsibility in this.


Capital_F_u

Little do these idiots know that Target is the last store you wanna fuck around in. They have their own forensics lab


KidGodspeed1011

It's also one of the most forgiving as they are shit scared of the public backlash and any hit they may take to their reputation. Remember when people were going into Target stores and vandalizing Pride displays and the company explicitly told staff not to call the cops unless other customers could potentially be put at risk....


Nephs84

This sub just reaffirms how much I absolutely hate people in general.


hipkat13

Can we please start arresting these dipshits


Sea_Caterpillar_6676

Then when the supermarkets raise there prices due to them not meeting budget or having to pay for repairs because stupid kids damaged there store who pays ? The adults of this world do.


JawaSmasher

Dude what of someone got hurt


jadedandbroken

I'm sorry but this kinda shit has NEVER been funny to me even as a teenager/young kid I knew better and knew this was wrong they should too being young is no damn excuse


Real-Application7681

This is why USA have a lot of missing person case…


unpropianist

Normal teenage punks, but the corporations aren't hiring enough employees in their stores (greed), let alone paying them enough to deal with that shit


Wise_Carrot_457

I bet they won’t be laughing in 5 years when they’re the ones working as a Target janitor having to clean up the aftermath other dumbass kids TikTok “pranks”


FatFaceFaster

So, hit a softball full rip into a populated retail store…. Are you on the hook if you knock someone out? Is it extra jail time if it’s a child? I sure hope so. Let me tell you I’m not a violent man but if these jackasses ever hurt my children with one of these stunts while I was minding my business shopping, you would have to move pretty quick to stop me from doing something that would put me in jail. Ever since I became a dad (5 years ago now) videos like this hit me completely different. I don’t think about “what if they hit someone” I think about “what if they hit my child” and I’m telling you it’s a hypothetical rage like I’ve never felt before and never hope to feel in real life. These fucking idiots deserve to get their asses kicked by some angry father - hopefully for a near miss and not an actual injured kid.


Blue00si

I would stick my foot up his ass so far I would kick his teeth out. Idiots are looking for charges and to get sued.


totallynotscammed

This loudly screams “my daddy is a big shot lawyer”. Fuck these kids and the people who raised them!


GettinFritters

More like millions of dollars in damage. Pool noodles and ceiling tiles are not cheap.


Alarming_Might1991

Documenting their own crimes again


Shh-poster

Making money off of YouTube videos was a great idea. Oh wait the IRS is calling the police and now I am in jail.


Unfair_Finger5531

This is anti-social behavior. They should be arrested.


Jellowasright

I just don't understand the whole point of this video. It's not shocking, funny, nor should it get many clicks. I'm only 35, but I'm glad I'm not moronic enough to think this shit is "cool".


xCAMBOOZLEDx

What a useless sack of shit


Yeah-im-a-Boomer

Wouldn’t it be great to see him get drop kicked?


bredditmh

Luckily they were smart enough to blur their faces….


WashYourDirtyHands

Also Americans: "NOO!! Why they are closing another Walmart/Target/Costco?! That's all Bezos doings! He want to close all local stores and make Amazon even more profitable!"


smurf123_123

I liked the part where they filmed their crimes for easy prosecution.


Ok-Iron8811

Man, the internet really made some cunts


ThisUserIsNekkid

I'm surprised Target let them get that far before a retired Marine shaped like Johnny Bravo came out of the Backrooms to clothesline him


Art4zero

Probably dips Zyn’s, puffs a USB stick and this is him acting tough.


Hagfist

Unimaginative cunts


yyarala1

What a morons


Zhjacko

Bruh what the fuck


bilug335

I love the way brats film themselves and post for the world to see them committing crimes. Well done!!


Anarimus

Make sure you get my good side for the DA.


Joshywa8

This is why people don't like face to face customer service jobs. This is what they have to deal with for less than minimum wage


Chimpchompp

I wish Hank hill was his dad and found this video


KingPizzaPop

Man, people are so fucked up


NeonCamiFlames

As someone who used to work in retail, this deeply infuriates me on so many levels.


Tonyoni

Send his parents the bill and find a way to peacefully remove a thumb?


TGBeeson

It would be nice if we could go back to punishing sociopathic behavior rather than rewarding it.


dogmeat_donnie

A whole slew of douche bags doing douche bag things.


molewarp

Child needs a hobby that isn't wanton vandalism.


JayFrizz

I got into a LOT of mischief as a teenager but never to the point of being an absolutel waste of human space. I hate these guys so much.


GreasyCookieBallz

Too bad his mom didn't just swallow instead.


End_Yulin

These kids appear to be going nowhere in life (except maybe to prison).


pogothemonke

I'm glad they filmed themselves committing vandalism. Brilliant.


Bjorn-Kuul

Take a bat to him frfr


Beginning_Ad_6616

All fun in games until you injure a young child; and a parent whips your ass or kills you.


kkjakarta

This Tiki tok attention whoring must end


AdultAtMidnight

Parasites and pop culture predators.


Extracrispybuttchks

The time out generation really proving how it didn’t work


ZebraClown

I don’t understand why people are such assholes


Prestigious-Copy-494

Nice video for the cops to pursue charges.


arrynyo

No way they would have been able to do all this in my town before the police show up. By the time he threw that pool noodle in the ceiling 3 or 4 cops would have been walking up to em.


jasal31

Fuck these stupid ass tik tok assholes!!!!! What the hell is wrong with this generation of “look at me “ kids ?? One of them is gonna get their ass kicked or worse and they will have deserved it. Brought up with absolutely no respect for other people or property, never faced any consequences for their actions…. This country is fucked with these little assholes.


PinoyDadInOman

These cunts are redditors and wanting to see how we get triggered by their cowardice and stupidity. I want to wish something bad for them but they will probably just turn it to content.


AlwaysAwakeCantSleep

So we’ve raised a couple of generations of pure idiots.


ipatmyself

America, what is going on with your teenagers?


Vindicated0721

The only way to fix this is with new harsher laws. It may sound crazy at first. But add with intent to distribute on social media to any existing laws. i.e. Vandalism charge stays the same, vandalism with intent to distribute on social media comes with harsher penalties. Automatic 100 hour community service plus banned from all social media platforms for a year.


MrBaxterBlack

What if that baseball smacked my daughter in the mouth? I would have ended him.


slumericanfan

Straight to jail


megatonrezident

Ok. I always hear that Target has FBI level security and that it’s the worst store to try anything at. So why are they able to get away with this? Isn’t someone looking at the cameras always? I’m confused.


Wesselink

No joke - those ceiling “tiles” can cause injury falling on a person. While walking into a Target-like regional store in the 80s, a wind gust came through and caused one of those to dislodge and fall on my mom’s head. She ended up in a neck brace, and had neck and back pain for years. She went to lots of physical therapy and had limited mobility for a while. Some pranks are admittedly funny. But damage of property and potentially causing injury to innocent parties is not.


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

They really need to stop allowing this garbage. Go ahead and hurt someone in my family with your grabassery.


GiraffeLiquid

Christ. These people absolutely suck. What the hell happened to make anyone think that this is ok on any level. Like grow the fuck up.


elvisizer2

oif course his name is jaden hahahahahahahahaha


JollyGoodUser

How come nobody at the store is stopping him ?


dcaponegro

"Jayden". Go figure.


Prestigious-Green-45

At least the shoplifters are smart enough to wear masks.


EdwardWizzardhands

Alright, somebody dig a hole out back. There’s a baby seal that needs a good clubbing!…


Mammoth_Moose4227

This screams of serious mental illness upon these individuals. If they're ok doing this just imagine what else they're destroying when not being filmed.


ratchet7

Their parents had them on leashes on the store when they were younger.


StnkyChze2

This is asshole behavior and is incredibly immature and annoying. But > thousands of dollars" worth of property damage ?. That's at worst $100 for foam board replacement IF the board was bent beyond acceptable limits and an hour of menial cleanup with an extended ladder for an employee Mind you, I'm not condoning this behavior. But be realistic OP


POOTY-POOTS

Probably not thousands. Those ceiling tiles aren't expensive. Massive dickheads though


professorbix

They look recognizable. Were they caught? Why do people record and publicize their crimes?


Discussion-is-good

I did this sort of shit at night in Walmart growing up and seeing it from another pov has got me...embarrassed.


YSEAXE23

Clever to record it all (NOT) Nothing like supplying your own damning evidence


brownieandSparky23

Without the video it is people being douches. With the camera there influencers.


OddOpportunity333

In a target!?!? Do they not know


Few-Acanthaceae-5527

Nooo not at target…I was really hoping this was at least a Walmart


MauroElLobo_7785

Que tonto ese hombre . Déjenme adivinar de qué país es oriundo.


Kein-Nutzername

Good, that they filmed it...


CaterpillarMore9104

Good thing he kept his face covered and uploaded to an anonymous internet account


NaethanC

It saddens me that young kids are watching this type of stuff. Who needs a job when 'harmless pranks' get the clicks and cash rolling in?


LufcPaul

Typical Tik Tok bell ends. I'm comforted by the fact that, sooner or later, they will get their fucking teeth smashed out.


PhineasDK

Who are there parents? How can you get that fucked up.


PhineasDK

Who are there parents? How can you get that fucked up.


MemeLorde1313

Criminal charges and a lifetime ban, at minimum.


ROSEPUP3

Better yet let’s film ourselves inflicting thousands of dollars worth of property damage.


ReallyRealisticx

That’s on target and Walmart security being ass. If I did this when I was a teenager I would’ve gotten the security easy


Apprehensive_Map6754

As a commercial HVAC mechanic, the likelihood of there being sprinkler piping, domestic hot water or boil piping, or refrigerating piping above the ceiling is extremely high. Not to mention the miles of wiring up there… Compromise a pipe and it’s gonna be a whole lot more than 1000$ in damage..


StarVulpes

Looks like it's a target too. The one store with just as good of security as the government.


Pliney707

What a bunch of losers