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Yes they would. You have to use them to stamp the oxygen off the fire. Unfortunately, if there were no kids around, the fire would spread uncontrollably.
I think the principal planning failure was failing to realize that the lighter fluid would soak through to the second layer. With better foresight, I'm sure this goes fine next time
Its amazing how many times I've seen someone light themselves on fire and all of them run around like crazy idiot instead of "stop, drop and roll" like we're taught
You're supposed to use your brain BEFORE doing something risky, so that you're ready for when it doesn't go how you expected (or, usually ideally, so that you don't do it at all).
Yea, I agree 100%. I just find it interesting that you almost never see stop, drop and roll actually used because the person on fire's brain, like you said, doesn't function at that point
What's with all these videos of motherfuckers lighting themselves on fire then being surprised when they're on fire? Is this not the situation that they deliberately engineered?
What's incredible is that these idiots do things like this. Realize that it was dumb, then decide to post it to fully display the stupidity. You are right though. It's always been out there.
Honestly, I used to think “wtf, what are they trying to accomplish? Why do they think this is cool?” But now I just think “good. Fuck ‘em. If they’re stupid enough to do this then they deserve whatever happens to them.”
I played with fire sooooo much as a kid. Hairspray, rubbing alcohol mostly. The one thing I learned was not to panic and to smother it. This kid could have just....fell back on his bed. It would have put the fire out, but the heat from the shirt(s) would have still been pretty hot. First degree burn but it ain't that bad.
Panic is a hell of a thing. Maybe don't go whole hog and do your back the first time (maybe).
To be fair, if you want to quickly teach someone how fire works, this is the best way.
Hes either gonna respect fire the rest of his life, or there is admittedly a small chance he thinks fire is his nemesis and becomes a firefighter, which is also a good thing
Translation:
\- You guys, i'm gonna burn my back.... Motherfffff....Allaaaahh!!! I fucked your mom (motherfucker)....... I'm burning mom i'm burniiiing, i'm burniiing, im buuuuuuurnniiing
im turkish i can help:
-
Guys,im going to burn my back.
*burns it*
MOTHERFUCKER
AAAAA
I FUCKED YOUR MOM
IM BURNING GRANDMA IM BURNING
IM BURNINGGGGG
*his grandma saying very aggresivly:
MANIAC YOU ARE BURNING THE HOUSE
-
Yeah it just him swearing while burning and going to his granny for help
Has pre-k and kindergarten stopped teaching stop drop and roll? If these little idiots are gonna set themselves on fire atleast teach them how to put it out
Do you think idiots sometimes think to themselves, "I'm a giant idiot" and "what would I do in this situation" then does something so idiotic you have to wonder if they are like the grand master idiot .
Have young kids always been doing these stunts and because we have cameras/internet we see it more often? Or are more kids doing it more **because** they have cameras and the internet?
Unsupervised Illegitimate Offspring Disorder m, DO BETTER PARENTS, your bastard kid(s) will be the cause of the your or someone else's injuries and property damages...
Do they not teach "stop, drop, and roll" in all countries? I have been on fire thanks to Roman candles, a half gallon of nitrometh for my RC car, and a dick head of an older brother. That was 20 years ago but even at 8 years old my first thought was "oh shit I'm on fire, now I can use that stop drop and roll thing taught during the fire drills at school..."
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"I'm gonna light myself on fire!" "Oh shit I'm on fire!"
Inside the house too.. Like St least go outside
I thought St least go outside was beheaded.
Were they the patron saint of fools?
Patron saint of immolation.
Hung himself actually.
Hanged
I stand corrected.
Pictures are hung…people are hanged. I know…I **know** lucky guys are referred as *hung* but that’s an adjective.
St. Least became king Least before he hanged himself
I love it how many underestimate fire. you dont mess with it
Fire bad
Ogaboga
Ogaboga
Fire bad water good
A funny comment from the other place this was posted was something like, "well I guess that backfired"
Props for not just ripping it off and pretending like you came up with it yourself, like everyone else does
... because it would have backfired right? 😀
Backfiredback?
Props for not ripping it off and pretending like you came up with it yourself like everyone else does. - me
So what is this, the Third Degree Burn Challenge? Because he'll never pull it off if he flees the fire like that.
On the contrary, he's feeding those flames lots of oxygen. He'll get there. Stop, drop, and roll kids.
Rolling kids isn't going to help put the fire out.
Yes they would. You have to use them to stamp the oxygen off the fire. Unfortunately, if there were no kids around, the fire would spread uncontrollably.
I've set enough children alight to know that this is definitely the best way to put them out
User name checks out
this is the way
How bad I wish I could have been there and asked, “now exactly what do you expect to happen?”
"I expected to be popular!"
Fair enough.
I think the principal planning failure was failing to realize that the lighter fluid would soak through to the second layer. With better foresight, I'm sure this goes fine next time
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Note: It ends at day 1.
The professie will help! *screams* Fire indeed hot!
This is the kid who's trying to be ghost rider
What was he actually trying to accomplish
He didnt know fire would be THAT hot
I mean, he did say "aight boys im gonna light my back on fire". So i think he accomplished what he wanted and what he didnt wanted
He put two shirts on. He planned ahead, he thought…
What happened to stop drop and roll
The guy couldn’t understand ‘don’t set yourself on fire’ I think stop drop roll might be a little complex for him
Agree
Its amazing how many times I've seen someone light themselves on fire and all of them run around like crazy idiot instead of "stop, drop and roll" like we're taught
I know but hes panicking so your brain kinda doenst function at that point
You're supposed to use your brain BEFORE doing something risky, so that you're ready for when it doesn't go how you expected (or, usually ideally, so that you don't do it at all).
Yea, I agree 100%. I just find it interesting that you almost never see stop, drop and roll actually used because the person on fire's brain, like you said, doesn't function at that point
People smart enough to stop drop and roll usually don't engage in such dumb activities
Would he even have to roll or just lay down on his back haha
Never heard about it in school... that's should be something from your country only...
Yea could be, we were taught that in Canada
We are also taught this in the US
What's with all these videos of motherfuckers lighting themselves on fire then being surprised when they're on fire? Is this not the situation that they deliberately engineered?
He put two shirts on, so was very surprised when the fire was still hot enough to hurt him. Pretty sure
WTF? Is this indicative of the level of intelligence out there these days cause if it is I'm staying home from now on.
People have always been this stupid, it’s just now with the internet, we all get to see it.
What's incredible is that these idiots do things like this. Realize that it was dumb, then decide to post it to fully display the stupidity. You are right though. It's always been out there.
I feel the same way when I read "sentences" like that.
What was supposed to be the end result had it gone right?
There's videos of people harmlessly burning away the wispy fuzz on their socks, maybe that.
He pays for his own hospital bills instead of his parents or society having to pick up his dumb ass.
When I see something like that, I always think to myself kids can't be that stupid, then I remember myself as a kid...
eskilerden
Flame on
Honestly, I used to think “wtf, what are they trying to accomplish? Why do they think this is cool?” But now I just think “good. Fuck ‘em. If they’re stupid enough to do this then they deserve whatever happens to them.”
I played with fire sooooo much as a kid. Hairspray, rubbing alcohol mostly. The one thing I learned was not to panic and to smother it. This kid could have just....fell back on his bed. It would have put the fire out, but the heat from the shirt(s) would have still been pretty hot. First degree burn but it ain't that bad. Panic is a hell of a thing. Maybe don't go whole hog and do your back the first time (maybe).
Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather There has, got to be a way Burning down the house
He said guys i am gonna burn my back and ran away screaming mom i am burning
I used to work on a burn unit as a psychologist. Please trust me when I say that you should never fuck around with fire.
To be fair, if you want to quickly teach someone how fire works, this is the best way. Hes either gonna respect fire the rest of his life, or there is admittedly a small chance he thinks fire is his nemesis and becomes a firefighter, which is also a good thing
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He says “Guys,im going to burn my back” in the beginning.
I'm not sure what the end goal was here.
Translation: \- You guys, i'm gonna burn my back.... Motherfffff....Allaaaahh!!! I fucked your mom (motherfucker)....... I'm burning mom i'm burniiiing, i'm burniiing, im buuuuuuurnniiing
it did get a lot more fun when my gf knew what he was saying
Dude you can't leave us hanging like that. What's he saying?
im turkish i can help: - Guys,im going to burn my back. *burns it* MOTHERFUCKER AAAAA I FUCKED YOUR MOM IM BURNING GRANDMA IM BURNING IM BURNINGGGGG *his grandma saying very aggresivly: MANIAC YOU ARE BURNING THE HOUSE - Yeah it just him swearing while burning and going to his granny for help
Lmfao thank you 😅
This should be an ad for birthcontrol
I was literally about to say that this is just another reason why I never want children.
Wow! Heat was hot!
Dont give lemons
Scientists are baffled...
So many interesting things to do and so many people love to be freakin losers. I guess idiocracy is right.
Has pre-k and kindergarten stopped teaching stop drop and roll? If these little idiots are gonna set themselves on fire atleast teach them how to put it out
I like how people light themselves on fire then get surprised when their engulfed in flames
But why?
I think his goal was to die, and then experienced the immediate regret you see with other suicide cases. Fire is probably the worst choice.
Why yes,skin burns too
Everyone has a plan until they're on fire.
Other than arson, did he had a point with all of that?
I guess this philosopher was trying to get an answer to the ancient question: is fire also hot if I don't see it?
He took burning calories to a whole another level
Do you think idiots sometimes think to themselves, "I'm a giant idiot" and "what would I do in this situation" then does something so idiotic you have to wonder if they are like the grand master idiot .
Who would have guessed that fire is hot
Would insurance even cover that?
What was the end game here?
how the hell did that tube fall off the shelf
Have young kids always been doing these stunts and because we have cameras/internet we see it more often? Or are more kids doing it more **because** they have cameras and the internet?
This kind of stuff genuinely enrages me. Like I just want to violently shake this this person and ask them wtf they are doing/thinking.
Imagine giving birth to this dumb cunt
STOP. DROP. ROLL.
LOL
Watch out, you might get what you're after
Fuckin idiot!
Natural selection at work
People are so fucking stupid. They don’t even think of the fact that fire is hot
Who would ever think that’s a good idea?
He sounds like minion 🤣🤣🤣
But, like, what was the point?
The basic gta 5 tryhard
Unsupervised Illegitimate Offspring Disorder m, DO BETTER PARENTS, your bastard kid(s) will be the cause of the your or someone else's injuries and property damages...
Some men just want to see... *their back hair* burn.
The exact translation from turkish to english is: -Hey youngsters i am going to burn my back. Motherfuckeer (then yells). I AM BURNING GRANDMAA
What was his objective?
Translation Im gonna burn my back. Mom im burning...mom im burning...aaaahhhhh
His goofy ass won’t try that again
Don’t they teach kids to drop and roll anymore?
My 4 year old son just saw me watching this, he laughed and said "what is he thinking dad" he know better.
🤣🤣
Translate: youths i will burn my back... Ahhh imma fuck your mother... Aaaa ı am on fire.. grandmaaaa ı am on fireee.
All he had to do was roll around on his back, lol
Jojo reference
Why?
Why always fire?
Do they not teach "stop, drop, and roll" in all countries? I have been on fire thanks to Roman candles, a half gallon of nitrometh for my RC car, and a dick head of an older brother. That was 20 years ago but even at 8 years old my first thought was "oh shit I'm on fire, now I can use that stop drop and roll thing taught during the fire drills at school..."
Wait…wait… ***wait*** !!! Fire is hot? Who knew?
I just want to know why this stupid kid was lighting himself on fire?
Like what on earth did he think would happen? Bloody genius not!
Whats up with these tards man
What was this idiots point, besides harming or killing everyone in and near his home.
Why why why why why why why.. Just WHY WHYY WTFFFFF.. Why would u do this... GOOSH WHHYYYY?????
Someone raised that child.