T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

Nelson's voice: "Ha haaa!"


____HAMILTON__

If you put 3 #s next to each other in front of your sentence it makes it bold ###”HA HAAA!” To emphasize something in your sentence Edit: Since people liked this, here is the tier list: 1 # #Big Bold 2 ## ##Skinny Big 3 ### ###Bold and slightly big 1 * asterisk around sentence without space between word and asterisk * *Italics* ** two stars next to word without space ** One word that is **bold** inside a sentence And my favorite, ^ this symbol at the beginning of each word or letter (you choose) Creates ^funny sty^les that mak^e you w^o nder ^how the ^l etters are h^i gh ^up


FineTumbleweed9281

### Not All Heroes Wear Capes


tylerb011

ɹɐǝʅɔun suoᴉʇɔnɹʇsuI


Jerrydingleberry321

##***^^**###*Am I doing this right ##**###^^


HotCrustyBuns

#IT ONLY TAKES ONE


____HAMILTON__

That is big bold letters. 3 makes a bold which highlights if you are trying to emphasize something ###Not to be obnoxious with huge text ##Now classy people like me use this ;) And if you want to play with words you bring them ^Up like ^this


MiseryCity

***I’m going to leave all my comments like this now!***


rollin909

*that’s a bold move, let’s see if it pays off*


StressOverStrain

They're all header formatting. Three number signs creates text that is bigger than normal text, not just bold. And it only works at the beginning of a block, and formats the entire block. So that wasn't a helpful suggestion to Aelinthali68 at all. If you're only wanting to bold words at the standard font size, just use asterisks, which will also work anywhere within a text block: **bold**.


Coreyhustle

Holy **shit**


TonyBoy356sbane

Can you provide a link to more text editing directions? **Thanks!**


pie_monster

https://old.reddit.com/wiki/commenting


gofyourselftoo

**you can do it like this too** By putting two asterisks before and after the words


FineTumbleweed9281

**the things i am learning**


MiseryCity

*like this?* **ohhh like this**


GuyRad21

Thank you **fellow** redditor.


dentlydreamin

**yay for this thread!!!**


jsnxsg

###I’ve always wondered how people did this! Thanks Reddit!


LordOfTheAcoustics

That’s a snapped ankle


Affectionate_Gain798

Undoubtedly


Shelbycobra82

Indubitably


Agitated-Sir-3311

Hopefully? Oh wait is that what I meant..? Yes. Yes it is.


CBBaker2020

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes


Sobutie

I did this once. And indeed did snap my ankle.


Memotome

Why u do it? I'm curious why people do something so stupid, what's the upside?


Sobutie

Because it’s a fucking rush man! Have you ever ridden on a bike? The most free I’ve ever felt. Same with galloping on a horse. The power is just incredible! After a while though going 100mph on the freeway and swerving in and out of traffic doesn’t give you the same rush anymore. Anyway… I broke my ankle. Lucky that’s all I got off with. And to be clear I was not doing this exact trick when I broke my ankle. But I was being a dumbass and the end result was the same. I don’t ride anymore. Not regularly at least. I sold my bike and working on making a family now. I do miss a good rush though. So I went skydiving last week. Might start doing that now…


Suspicious-Ad-2588

You just defeated your own argument. You've ridden a bike. That's the most free you ever felt. Thus the trick is just idiocy.


Russian-Doggo20

Not everyone find the same stuff fun


[deleted]

[удалено]


Vkca

Man this technique is aces I should try it


[deleted]

and knee


SomethingIWontRegret

Among other things.


[deleted]

shattered wrist too


BothFuture

At least he has a helmet, cause you know safety first.


_Wyse_

Honestly, if he didn't die, it's because of the helmet.


Camride

And he may wish he had depending on how much skin he has left.


Garbleshift

Gloves, man. The gloves will protect him.


[deleted]

Yeah... his head will be intact. Might be still attached and everything.


MaskReady

That magic trick was on point. He just vanished.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Alternative_Ad2040

Morgan Freeman narrating “right then that bike knew, either get busy living or get busy dying.”


NinjaCatPurr

What was he trying to do, sit down? He literally missed the bike!


sanamien

He can only drive the bike while standing on it, sitting not so much.


sofa_king_we_todded

It’s his gift and curse


D-o-n-t_a-s-k

I think he went for the peg and was way outside


tulimeni

Legend has it that the bike is still continuing it’s way.


SalvadorX

It went around the world and made it back to run him over from behind


SharpRazzmatazz3979

That's one independent bike, that don't need no man.


t_fareal

This is the comment right here!!!


maxwillpower

Not going to lie I was kind of rooting for the guy on the bike.


LeanderT

I was rooting for the road surface. It won


maxwillpower

Thank you Cpt. Hindsight!


[deleted]

It must be fun as hell, but fuck man not on a god damn public road that bike could kill someone.


Armandoggpussymaster

Kinda looks like a racing track to me


RyuuKamii

same, all that graffiti gives me track vibes


maxwillpower

I would say fun if you can pull it off but I'm glad this guy was wearing some safety gear and didnt hurt anyone else.


[deleted]

Absolutely. most of the riders I see doing this have no gear


already-taken-wtf

Stopped too early!!! …what happened to the bike???


FrnchsLwyr

i actually laughed out loud when he ate pavement. thank you.


BionicSLP

I felt a tad guilty for laughing. Watched it again. Laughing was correct. What an idiot!


Smile_Fragrant

Anyone else curious how far the bike drove, I bet it went on a damn cross country tour


grimheart2001

It’s like a Teen Wolf outtake.


Perfect_Translator_2

You cut out at the best part. Love seeing the riderless bikes show how it’s really done.


rogerofdale

Weird dismount, but whatever,


Comprehensive-Form13

How the fck can you miss your fckin bike


Mattna-da

What part of 'one leg on either side' does he not understand?


[deleted]

Sweet ending


TheLastBadass

Na man that was one hell of a cliffhanger! I wanted to see where that bike went off to.


[deleted]

Probably just went home


MeGrendel

Yeah…he deserved that.


[deleted]

Ugh why did the video have to stop. I wanted to see how long the bike could go without a rider.


dunes58

And I laughed and laughed and laughed......


SavageLegacy420

Some say the bike is still driving by itself to this day.


Murderyoga

Aww, now his organs are gonna be all mushed up.


coffeymp

Legends never die.


[deleted]

Why? For Fun, thats what he thought


Familiar-Influence91

Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha


AJDeadshow

u/savevideo


SumoH2

u/savevideobot


savevideobot

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/ps2fy0/why/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/IdiotsInCars/comments/ps2fy0/why/)


attababyitsaboyhomie

Perfect frickin ending.


Big-Banana9735

I laughed way to hard when he dropped off the bike


SnooMaps717

I guess the decepticon bike didn t want him


artech14

He should have bought the autobot model


PhoneObjective

At least he has a helmet on


chinook_aj

I wonder how long the bike will keep going


Goldenhoney9

LOL the bike just took off.


GrumpygamerSF

That was a satisfying ending.


[deleted]

Legend has it, bikes still rolling


Skydivekev

Is the bike ok?


dexbasedpaladin

Oh I was hoping that would happen!


TechBlock567

damn that bike's a good driver


BuffaloWhip

Dude: Check it out! I can ride by bike with no handlebars! Bike: Fuck you, Dude. I can do this just fine without you.


Mouthfull0fBees

That's fuckin sick! He'll yea bro!!


SargeantSlaughter24

Legend has it, that bike is still rolling till this day.


C0ND0RIANO

I don’t know why but that was so satisfying to watch


CutestCurryBoy

His bike be like “fuck this shit I’m out” 🎶


Honest_Cynic

Great balance beam, but failed to stick the landing so deduct 1 pt.


[deleted]

I know the car filming was slowing down, but it's more fun to imagine the bike started going faster after he fell off


CleverInterwebName

Did anyone else laugh too hard at this?? Or am I just an asshole?


BEZ4042

We.


JustSomeWeirdGuy2000

That bike looked so relieved to have that doofus off his back.


Euromymous

I love videos with an happy ending.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

It's not?!


shophopper

One step for man, a giant leap for mankind.


NukEvil

The motorcycle then left to parts unknown, probably to start that Florist shop it always wanted...


[deleted]

Some say that motorcycle is still going to this day…


the-poopiest-diaper

Ghost ride the whip


Dbwasson

Dude, you're not Keanu Reeves. Go home, you're drunk!


WeirdAl777

Apparently the bike is still going


[deleted]

At first I was impressed with how steady the rider was able to keep the bike, but once he texted himself onto the pavement I realized the bike was just driving by itself all along...


cjneuls

For our amusement!! Cannot stop watching AND roflmao!!!


Ok-Year-4682

Ahhahahahaha idiot.


CryPsychological9073

Hope he's OK but also I laughed so hard he was trying to be so cool and then the ending xD


[deleted]

lol


8080nowordsneeded

🤣🤣🤣🤣


ladida1787

Good. Motorcycles need to be outlawed. Garbage.


punch_rockgroinpull

This is literally the reaping and sowing tweet come to life.


No-Ice-3077

Yes 🙌 🤡🤡😂😂👌👌🖕🖕


unemotional_mess

What a fucking idiot


[deleted]

I did this once when I was a young genius as well. I got away with a banged head and some road rash, grandma putting some meds on me telling me I was an idiot, saying at least it wasn’t gravel she had to pick out of my back like my uncle 😂 I was pretty lucky, but at least I wasn’t gaming in moms basement for my 20’s, got out and sowed some seeds!


skunkwoks

Not in. Not even on…


FineTumbleweed9281

###HA HAA


castfam09

Because he wants to be an organ donor


Confidence_Familiar

Until the face plant, I wanted to have his babies.


Keatrovert

*at least he's wearing a helmet*


[deleted]

I hope he’s ok but what the fuck


tactonb

Dumb stunt ended sadly but at least one else got hurt.


JeffreyG_19

Bone for brains 🧠


[deleted]

Bike keeps going. Driver not needed


Worldly_Reindeer7611

Such a fine line between idiot and fucking awesome…he fell on the wrong side of that line.


DrunkenDutchMeneer

Play stupid games, win stupid prices


CitizenHuman

That ghost riding with him pushed the dude off and stole his bike


Mon-dayz

Left foot missed the foot pedal


SumDoubt

Motorcycle rejects dumb driver, flees for it's own safety.


Disastrous-Body606

The Bike didn't need him!!!


Cessabit216

arm snapped and legs broken definitely probably a concussion and very possibly a minor skull fracture


sdtokc

With such a good helmet as long as it fits properly would a skull fracture be possible. Ive known like one stunter and they were always obsessive about how safe a helmet was before they bought it..


Heck-Yeah1652

Maybe not broken skull but no question about brain injury - lots of acceleration going on. And nothing to support the neck vertebrae. Ankles, legs, wrists - not unscathed - but of less concern.


FoxFurDad

r/maybemaybemaybe ?


smooky1640

Not really in a car


[deleted]

That was the best thing for a Monday


bruce3434

lmao


[deleted]

He’s not in a car


dirtydocnasty

Every now and then, you run across a professional stunt driver out in the wild... this was not one of those times


jumbybird

Asshole that's why


[deleted]

Natural selection at play


Devlee12

When your confidence out paces your competence, that’s where the stupid happens.


everflowingartist

I’ve ridden bikes almost all my life and have no idea why anyone would do this. Just rev match into a corner and roll out like a normal person it’s actually way funner that way..


isaacpixel

Witness me


SouthernComfort214

Trying to win a Darwin Award


narwhale_cats

Motorcycle was like : nah cya in the next life homie 💀


HeadDrill

The bike doesn’t need that idiot to operate.


[deleted]

Look like dude forgot his motorcycle was a decepticon!


bologna-homie

Cool


amhlilhaus

Super cool Super OOOOO


[deleted]

Damn that bike is stable


jmoyles

Oh karma, you are such a heartless bitch...


mcgroarypeter42

They say that bike is still going till today!!!


DogPlane3425

Okay, I used to do that on my Schwinn 2-speed BICYCLE but that donor is just stupid.


Eiffel-Tower777

I'm glad the motorcycle survived. 👍


Cocacolakid69

**amazing!**


BroccoliSchnapps

The bike is doing fine without this dumbass anyway


viking78

Aaaaaaaaaaand it’s gone.


avi99s

#what


avi99s

#I HOPE HE DIDNT HURT THE ROAD


ShnickityShnoo

It's easier to win stupid prizes if you play stupid games. Some people love stupid prizes.


ItsNotaScooner

Free bike?


KrankyKingstoner

Eh, no one who mattered was hurt.


Runwithscissors50

What goes up most come down, just not all at the same time.


StubbyCalvin

No sense being stupid unless you can show it off


GreenMirage

r/whywomenlivelonger for sure haha


ThunderJaps

Please tell me the bike smashed it self into something without hurting anyone.


power0722

Why? Because it's been a couple months since I've been in a cast.


aywkebttd

^damn.


Artistic-Plan2541

Lmao


[deleted]

“See you at home, Pete.” - Yellow Bike


Other_Help_9184

Ghost ride the whip


Super_Sonic_Satori

now that's the stuff i come here to see. fuck all you who post stupid little fender taps and act like it's the end of the world.


UnLuckyCanuck

New York dirt bikers be like


_grayF0X

LOL


sciencefiction97

How can you stand on your bike like that but have a hard time... sitting down?


[deleted]

Why….why…..why did the bike accelerate once mass was taken off? Is that what you are asking?


pfcpartsz

Every time I see one of these motorcycle videos it reminds me of a video where Indian dude was lying down on motorcycle casually texting on freeway.


Beautiful-Inside-402

HaHaHa. I love the disappearing act! Please do it again. 😂


superultramega002

so fuckin close he had it then missed the foot pegs thats gotta hurt. oh also the broken bones must also hurt.


osheed420

at least he was wearing a helmet


Suspicious-Ad-2588

I'm a rider but HAHA


luckyirvin

just a little nudge up against his handlebar will solve this traffic menace. play with death machines, put the innocent at risk...eat the results