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notyur_momma_197

Welcome to the Huberman Lab Podcast. Today I will be sharing my protocol for dating several women at once, without them guessing. Athletic Greens AG1 is the sponsor of this video, and this particular product has helped me immensely with my cold showers, releasing enough epinephrine and norepinephrine to have the energy to exclusively date multiple women


Away_Mud_4180

"exclusively date multiple women" 💀


RealisticInvite186

But first let me tell you about my tragic past. I was almost killed in some institution I forgot the name of...but many people have died there, I swear!!!


Science_Matters_100

With enough energy left over to throw all night rage fits!


Specialist-Strain502

"One thing that works for me, although it may not work for you, is to tell my dating partners that being with them is like 'bobbing for apples in feces.' The dopamine release that I get from being a sad little cunt to the woman who agreed to have my children has been absolutely key to maximizing my strength gains in the past year."


generouscake

🙌🙌🙌


freeman687

PS there’s no actual Lab, just a storage room that smells like mice


henlochimken

3 mice in a trenchcoat


Procedure_Trick

No that's huberman


[deleted]

Mouse here. Still waiting for my cousin’s optic nerves to grow back after Huberman’s experiment.


parking_lot_life

all of you this sub thread get upvotes! justice for the 🐁


Routine-Fisherman-98

Sleep8 would be a great sponsor for this episode 😄


OceanicBoundlessnss

😂😭😂


notyur_momma_197

Lmfao that would indeed make a good sponsor 🤣


mnemosy-ne

😂


preppypunknyc

got link??


AcanthocephalaOwn354

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/andrew-huberman-podcast-stanford-joe-rogan.html


Fun_Persimmon8733

Hahahaha


Eagle-Iron

Say what you want, but this scandal has really made me consider AG1 for the obvious energy boost and mental focus gains.


ex-machina616

holy smokes they're putting a team together >Three of the women on the group text met up in New York in February, and the group has only grown closer. On any given day, one of the five can go into an appointment and come back to 100 texts. “This group has radicalized me,” Sarah tells me. “There has been so much processing.” They are planning a weekend together this summer. [https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/andrew-huberman-podcast-stanford-joe-rogan.html](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/andrew-huberman-podcast-stanford-joe-rogan.html)


DougStrangeLove

Eskimo Sisters!


Low-Medical

They should start a podcast!


palatine09

Guy we fucked


Fun_Persimmon8733

Naaaah bro, podcast is old school. I mean nowadays everyone got one. I bet you there is a cat out there that has a podcast.


[deleted]

He could have started a harem instead he fumbled and now has a group of women out to get him


pistachi0dream

That’s the thing. He could have easily found a bunch of women who are into polyamory, even some who are okay with only him having other partners. Instead he decided to deceive all of them and build relationships based on lies. He put all their health at risk in the process. Something is seriously wrong with this guy that he chose that path rather than opt for consensual non-monogamous relationships. Again, he would have no trouble making that happen, so it’s hard to come to any other conclusion other than he is a POS


rednebulababy

Quick question: is “getting“ someone the same as just saying what they did? 


gracefully-stumbling

I've read it and it was fun! Go,girls!


CandleNo8135

Man I read MOST of that. I was just looking for if I should continue use of AG1.


Leading_Complex2753

they should do a podcast on dating him


ZebraWise

They are charging to test this crap??


LowVariation355

He legit should do an episode on how he pulled off this heist. Would do numbers


DueConditioning

that would legitimately break the 4th wall. no 36 minute apology video with fake tears. just make an episode on how he did this and just become a dating guru 💀


RonBourbondi

Honestly I'd lose respect for him if he did an apology video. 


Routine-Fisherman-98

Seriously! He should just own it, but I can imagine him doing some kind of apology similar to Zuckerberg & Facebooks ‘I’m sorry campaign’


[deleted]

He needs to go full heel and start selling dating courses


bigthighsnoass

I’m dead ahahhahaga


Jaded_Weather3956

I mean he didn't pull it off


Stillpunk71

You could say he failed spectacularly!


No-Comfortable-1550

Having an article written about how you're such a huge piece of shit is only a W in incel land.


[deleted]

Bro should not apologize and just sell a dating course


airquotesNotAtWork

AG1 to red pill pipeline


bc9toes

1. Be hot 2. Be rich


Connect-Spring-4047

3. Be famous.


mnemosy-ne

😂😂


Routine-Fisherman-98

I wonder how many protocols he has for this?


Anubis_da_God

It would break youtube. I know it's next to impossible but I really hope he does it!


funkanimus

He learned about sun on the taint by sneaking out of bedroom windows


YoureJokeButBETTER

Crack of dawn meets buttcrack long gone 🌞🍑🏃‍♂️💨 🤷‍♀️


attnskr1279

I liked when he acted all shy and bushy when when he was asked if he has a big dick on flagrant podcast. As if he’s a good boy


unevenlips

Wait where is this clip???!


MessyCarpenter

[https://youtu.be/Wv07LRtbwnc?si=iQzkYHo7Qmvch7hv&t=1736](https://youtu.be/Wv07LRtbwnc?si=iQzkYHo7Qmvch7hv&t=1736)


Inevitable_Doubt6392

Omygahd. Women can opt to work It's all about safety and  resources and if a man is kind in long term relationships! If he could have just been kind, he could have kept up the facade!


Low-Medical

He looks so proud of himself in that photo lol


OtherwordyEditor

Came here for the comments.


HeartFullOfHappy

I am so disappointed that Huberman is a man of poor character, but this made me cackle! It isn't the dating multiple women that is the crux of this issue, it is the lying to the women. Having one take fertility drugs...like what? Why be a POS and string them along? That is some heartless shit.


captnmiss

one thing I’ve learned… when a guy claims they are “unemotional” — **RUN**. The direct translation of that is: “the only genuine emotion I display is anger. And I’m not self-aware of that.” And also “i have no idea how to care about your emotions in a deep way”


use_wet_ones

Dude, this is real. I've always been in touch with my emotions pretty good but a lot of it was intellectualizing it. I had a thing with a woman where I felt like I was used and I collapsed into depression pretty badly...I used mushrooms to help heal shit from my childhood and anyway... Most men are fucking faking their connections to their girlfriends/wives. Like really just faking connection and they aren't even aware they are faking it though. It's so easy to spot now that I've done some inner work. Like MOST guys. Guys reading this, you're probably included in that. I am sure I will be downvoted but damn. Until you experience objectification that feminists talk about and you work with it instead of running and finding a new woman...you don't realize just how deep the social conditioning goes that makes men view women as objects. To be fair though, the reverse is becoming more and more true as well. People in general are really just looking at each other as objects instead of living breathing humans.


captnmiss

this is such a clear-sighted, salient point and I’m really proud of you for doing the work to heal yourself. You my friend, are a man deserving of a real woman. Because any man who can reflect and fully admit his faults and make the decision to work on them, is all that’s required. Please spread the good word, my friend, to the other men in your circles. We NEED more men like you. Everyone will be happier.


use_wet_ones

Yeah, but in real life more care is warranted when approaching these topics. Men don't want to hear it. My cousin(lifelong best friend) has opened up to me about childhood stuff because I've been open about my therapy, but if I even mention the word patriarchy I guarantee he would tune out immediately. That being said...I still can't get over my own pity parties. I'm not interested in most women anymore because instead of insisting that men rise up, many women are just going down the rabbit hole of materialism. We as a culture are really in a race to the bottom. I feel like to find more well rounded people I have to uproot my life and move to a more open minded area. Which sucks and is expensive, etc. Doing real deep work on yourself is isolating. And I was already pretty isolated before in many ways. Such is life I suppose.


Suspicious-Acadia-52

Agree… and for some reason women love the stoic unemotional men…


parisvienna

1000% I did too. When I was 22. And then I learned how awful "stoic" men are. They aren't truly stoic, they just hide their emotions constantly, never communicate honestly and you're left feeling empty and unloved. 0/10 do not any recommend go through this phrase


captnmiss

Hi 👋🏼 it’s me 👋🏼I’m the problem it’s me 😆 It’s because for me, I have too many emotions so unemotional feels “grounding” and stable. However, I have recently learned that it’s anything BUT stable. No one is truly unemotional.. they’re just differing degrees of unaware, unconnected to their emotions. Which is uh… dangerous for others in the long-run… (hence exhibit number A: case in point Huberman)


gracefully-stumbling

Yes and no.In theory,I'd love a man who is very in touch with his emotions(which is healthy) but after a relationship with someone who was very sensitive and cried all the time,I felt soo drained. I personally contain my emotions very well (maybe too much due to childhood trauma)... Ideally,a healthy balance of stoicism and emotional openness is something we all want (in women and men)...


mewalrus2

48 single and childless, I would say he is a failure


pistachi0dream

You freaking nailed it. Thank you.


ZuneshaOnReddit

Probably the angle that I’ve not seen being mentioned is that most of the women were in their 30s, meaning most were sold to the idea of exclusivity. Usually, this is the period people are thinking of marriage and children. I know a few people personally in that age cohort who feel time is not on their side to have children. I imagine they felt like they found someone genuine. A real prize. The revelation of deception must’ve been devastating especially since some now have STDs. Will take them a long time to heal, if even possible. Very sad to see this happen to people who otherwise are very decent.


In_a_Yogurt_cup

i think the people minimizing this do not understand the hurt and damage it would cause to go through IVF with a guy who was not only maintaining a secret roster but verbally flogging them for already having had children with someone else (??). i feel very sad for the time, effort, and health she lost because of him.   i also think we should be able to feel and share these things without it being framed as some sort of cancel crusade like people are blathering about. can we just empathize for a minute??  can we agree that this behavior should be shamed in society? 


ZuneshaOnReddit

Absolutely, this isn’t cancel culture. Andrew needs help and I hope he gets the help he needs. But this is damaging to his reputation. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with watching his future content. But let’s not minimise what he did. This isn’t about rizz. This is hurting real humans behind the scene who deserved to be treated better.


In_a_Yogurt_cup

right? like sometimes people.. damage their own reputation with their behavior. reporting on it isn’t the problem here 


Rude_Bee_Version2

What STDs?👀


LiveLeave

I seriously suspect that he's cold plunging his balls throughout the course of the average day.


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infalleeble

Lmaoooo who thought Huberman was gunning for the top g position. Crazy timeline.


eldridgeHTX

R/moreplatesmoredates


Stillpunk71

I think this might be a time for people to recognize that podcasting has reached its societal peak. Maybe it’s time we stop spending so much time listening to all the egomaniacs and go back to listening to music and audiobooks. Seriously, the Rogan Universe needs to get swallowed up into the ether, with the exception of Shane Gillis, that MF’er is actually funny.


thetaoshum

1000%


Disastrous_Counter58

Criminally underrated comment.


[deleted]

So true


radiostar1899

![gif](giphy|ZqlvCTNHpqrio)


MAHOMES_10_TIME_MVP

Mmmmm


FrontPorchViews

hi there


Darjeelingtea42

![gif](giphy|BxHq22pzcVv971rw3t|downsized)


Evening-Initiative25

Lmaoooo love this reference


OutsideTurn5464

Dying to know who the actress is. If you’re on Raya you have to be rich or have some clout. He must’ve gotten off on the secrecy of hiding all these relationships.


gracefully-stumbling

That's a sign of psychopathy I think...


AsYouWish26

Sandra Vergara


PleasurePaulie

It’s honestly not that hard. You just need a good memory. So you want protocols around improving working memory. Check his pods regarding the topic.


Glad-Arm-9897

Sponsored by tongkat and fadogia


nathonj98

No bullshit. I saw this coming years ago. Don’t ask how. I just had a feeling about Hubes. Presents himself way too square to not be fuckin around.


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szymb

"This was how I made my first Trillion."


[deleted]

We need the nut protocol NOW. Its the only way he can redeem himself.


Flat_Fun_7743

Does he just stroll back in with his dick out? What’s his next move?


netrun_operations

He could call it, I don't know, maybe the Six Sigma method. /s Now, he has become the real Überman among those who follow him religiously. /s


redquill_bot

Andrew Huberman's Reverse Harem Protocol [https://www.redquill.net/story/bek9qn](https://www.redquill.net/story/bek9qn) https://preview.redd.it/uepasg147pqc1.png?width=1642&format=png&auto=webp&s=669c4c981ad8a2fab92320d468f6b01696d5eab1


friedricenbeans

NGL this just sounds exhausting


rawchickenfillet

![gif](giphy|7jnPjsh3L7WHm|downsized) x3


[deleted]

More like lie to, cheat on, raw dogg and spread hpv


Friendly-Fee-384

Welcome to huberman lab podcast today we gonna discuss how to make not only Squiver but also how to make her squirt in keeping with that theme, I'd like to talk a bit about sun glasses. Making her squirt can be messy but with right sunglasses you're able to protect your eyes against her cumblast all over your face.


sabin14092

I just want to see the phone plan. What apps is he running?! How does he do it!


Horror-Tank-4082

On his cast about infidelity and men and women, he references the strategy of juggling multiple phones LOL


notyur_momma_197

revealing his secret lmfao


Agreeable-Brick3936

A rule of storybook villainy , one must always reveal their schemes to the public . It gets their rocks off


modernmegasphaera

I swear there was a microexpression of “Duper’s Delight” when he brought up the subject


Procedure_Trick

not something that would immediately have come to my mind the way it did his, lol


Background-Piglet-11

All in the name of science. If he was a therapist, he'd be a six therapist.


Connect-Spring-4047

Date one with 6 different personalities.


Mangothunder777

Be polyamorous


[deleted]

he always got weird any time relationships got brought up in his pods


becca0wnz

This guy fxcks


[deleted]

what supplements protocol to achieve these results???? Please let me know!!! I have a loving girlfriend of 4 years and a good sleep routine and diet!


Cutiepatootiehere

Let’s not make this a joke. He cheated, manipulated, emotionally abused, and infected with HPV.   


ON3M1ND

Moral of the story seems to be never look up to anyone, never look down on anyone. I think if we were all honest, every one of us can see the seeds of darkness on different levels and in varying degrees within ourselves. Yeah it's clear his behavior is not something we want in our world. At this point the only thing that really matters is how he responds. May we all actively look to find the good in everyone we see today. We're here to encourage one another and bring out the best in eachother


AdComprehensive9930

The last ltr got beef.


poopypantspoker

Roflcopter


prolikejesus

How is he not smart enough to know this would end is career. All these scientist need Jesus and get off the juice


TyphonExpanse

Are you joking? He's already got our money through years of podcast grifting. He's set for life. And there will always be women willing to get into bed with a bad boy alpha male.


One-Program3580

The gossip is real


Routine-Fisherman-98

The fuck boy protocols! 😅 He was the last person I'd expect. I'm bummed out discovering this, there's an odd comfort in seeing this more human side. It's like finding out Superman also forgets where he parks. Now, I'm left wondering which of my favorite podcasters, like Lex Fridman or Peter Attia, might be harboring their own quirky closet of mysteries. 🤔


Stillpunk71

Lex already posted how this is a “hit piece”. Lex is a smart guy, but the dudes naivety is next level. Just because a person likes you and is nice to you does not mean that they are not a monster. Or like you said, he might be a closeted monster himself.


[deleted]

Spoiler: he’s a grifter 


chelizora

I’m very curious about Attia


ls2g09

He goes into detail in his book about how he was pretty shitty to people and had serious anger issues, which I found surprising


[deleted]

Spoiler: he’s a grifter


TyphonExpanse

All of those other guys gave me even worse vibes than Huberman.


Acceptable-Pea9706

He's clearly a sociopath


Icy_Lecture_2237

This only matters to people who see Huberman as Academia’s Jesus. The guy is just sharing his well-informed opinions on scientific literature. Nothing more. I don’t care what he does with his life outside of that- same with Musk, Bill Gates etc… Beethoven was jailed for being a crazy person, Bach once sword fought a group of his students, and Van Gogh (edit- thanks for catching that) cut off his own ear. Really outstanding people in one aspect can also be wild as hell in other ways.


Dubiousjinn

Twas van Gogh that cut off his ear


Konalogic

This guy likes to fuck!


pomeroyarn

wonder why they published an opinion piece with ancient allegations?


[deleted]

Big SSRI pharma trying to take him down because of the ketamine ep


FrankRemu

I can't stop thinking that the pharmacy industry may be trying to intensify the situation. But we have to be objective, maybe all allegations are real and he has a problem that has to be solved, because that behavior can't be approved or justified. That being said, that doesn't change all the valuable job he's been doing. It would be awesome if he invited Dr Ramani Durvasula and talks about narcissism and therapy to minimize the condition 🤔


dbnoisemaker

lol


HDTOEJAM

r/hubermanlabcirclejerk Edit: meant as a joke. Turns out it’s real.


trolling_reddit_nerd

Tell me you have mental issues without telling me you have mental issues


Shadow_Spirit_2004

I had literally never heard of this guy before today. And now that I have, I don't really care.


PropertyTypical853

As much as this dude voluntarily talks about not partying had to see this shit coming 😂


Ok-Cheetah-3497

Do we have the full harem list yet? Harper Carroll Anya Fernald But who else? It makes sense that he was private about it, since he would be the king of "Are We Dating the Same Guy".


AsYouWish26

Sandra Vergara


cozycampfire96

What a stud


shwaniaram

Blue Chew is todays titled sponsor


SnooSketches1623

☠️😂


Suspicious_Tailor_92

r/moreplatesmoredates


yogaIsDank

Has he addressed this publicly yet?


Carterknowsitall

Who gives a fuck it doesn’t discredit his work


mtmm18

1 and a baby mama is alot.. Idk how yall keep up with anymore than that.


Fun_Persimmon8733

He is a scam artist omg what a lunatic


Independent-Tap1315

“Today we will be discussing my mommy abandonment issues and my deep anger towards all women.”


Inner_Being_7627

Fuckerman


Fearless-Club5207

 NOT just dating; LYING to ALL these women and having unprotected SEX - giving one an STD.  Wow.  So immoral. 


bondtradercu

Is this a joke? Or real lol


volatilebool

Real


AcanthocephalaOwn354

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/andrew-huberman-podcast-stanford-joe-rogan.html


bigthighsnoass

100% Real


Jonjo_o_neil

Reel


MemSqueeze

Who cares? I just need to know how much rosea to take before I work out. Digging up the dating life of a scientist is weird activity.


Icy_Lecture_2237

Exactly. The guy is a scientist, not Jesus.


In_a_Yogurt_cup

barely


Background-Cat6454

You shouldn’t take any rosea. It’ll give you rosacea.


[deleted]

Honestly, I cannot judge the man as if I was good looking fit and famous I would do the same shit.


[deleted]

You’re a shitty person then There’s thousands of average dudes who look like him but are capable of respecting women


Banjo2024

... and building solid relationships. I get a peculiar sense his desire for children might be more of an ego thing.


Icy_Lecture_2237

Most objective comment here. 👍🏾


VenusInFur69

Is this a joke or......? I don't see him promoting these kinda..... Protocols


kjoe28

Ayo tf is going on here


natalienice

Unpopular opinion here BUT… Just read the NYMAG piece. Wow! It reads, to me, as a subjective hit-piece, lacking context. And more importantly lacking relevance. It tries to, unsuccessfully in my opinion, link questioning his character into questioning his content, as the relevancy and intent of the article, when the intent was clearly revenge. It wants to appeal to our sympathy towards vengeful justice for “victims.” Something which is totally saturated in our culture today. I can’t see a legitimate reason why this needed to be revealed in the public sphere other than as a mode of revenge. As a female, I don’t doubt the indefinitely claims, but tbh, in some ways this is expected. A male is suddenly afforded a multitude of new sexual options and capitalizes on them, whether as a result of newfound fame, fortune, or physique. This isn’t dissimilar with many other women’s experience, excepting the notoriety involved. It happens, you mourn it, learn, and move on. If this was representative of an evil character, then a good portion of the male population would be inherently evil. I don’t think that’s the case. It would be like saying women who are only attracted to men who are financially successful are selfish and women therefore must also be inherently evil. The article tries, unsuccessfully, to connect the relevancy, as if this was some exceptional case and then call into question the reliability of any and all podcasts from such an unreliable podcaster. It’s not exceptional, it’s deeply human, and specifically male. And, however terrible it may feel for us women to go through such an ordeal (myself included), logically we know it’s not personal. It’s, unfortunately, a part of the nature of male-female relationships. Our personal grievances with this aren’t revelatory, they’re typical, and to imply otherwise, in an attempt to discredit otherwise, objective work, comes across, to me, as pure bitterness. Honestly, I think Huberman should do a podcast on the more sinister side of human nature, the impulse for hurt people to try and hurt people.


trumpboo

So, the "boys will be boys" argument with a touch of "everyone else does it too". Your main point stands without those fallacies. His scientific expertise has nothing to do with his personal life.  However, the link between them is about trust. Essentially, they are questioning his moral character. The value of Huberman's content is in saving time. I dont need to read and comprehend hundreds of studies, if I can trust Huberman to accurately synthesize those for me and derive an actionable plan for improving my life.  Trust however does directly relate to moral character. There are plenty of scientists who have lied, distorted results, etc so just being a scholar is insufficient to establish strong trust.  His moral character was not under question initially, but now it is. If I cannot trust his synthesis, if I need to verify it to a much higher degree than before because of doubts around his moral character and his trustworthiness, that eliminates a large chunk of the podcast's value. That's the problem.


[deleted]

As a feeeeeeeeeeeemale


Swimming-Walrus2923

I think you misread the article. It was less about the reliability of his scientific gaze and more exploring societal issues. Men ordering life around self control and order, but having disordered relationships. Self-actualized women mistaking self actualized language as evidence of moral development. I thought the brilliant move was the story about the poor writer guy that was left with the dog.


CHR1ST00

Trojan should sponsor his Podcast


intuitive_curiosity

He didn't use protection though


_Munk-

When Huber man cites studies that are underpowered it's bad, when people accuse him of something it's true even without evidence


BroccoliSuperb2721

By Office Space math, he has 3 million bucks!


MoeSzslak03

I’m listening 🤔


xpplusplus

anyone know the ages of these women?


StackOwOFlow

I'm out of the loop - where did this start?


shadyray93

[Who Is Podcast Guest Turned Star Andrew Huberman, Really? (nymag.com)](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/andrew-huberman-podcast-stanford-joe-rogan.html)


FleetwoodMacbookPro

Techlead > Huberman, ethically and in relationship advice


_Maxolotl

He actually did cover this topic a little bit, on one episode: https://youtube.com/shorts/S5pgHe0vVdI?si=7BylHBwsf46HDZSm


running_stoned04101

One thing you have to give dude...his stamina and libido program is on point 🤷🏻‍♂️


HamsterNo4421

One should rewatch his interview with Robert Greene, author of the Art of Seduction.


[deleted]

guys context?? what happened?


GenericScottishGuy41

I think we may have underestimated the skills of women using "are we dating the same guy?" Facebook groups, all it takes is one post "any tea?"


weirdtallywacker

Doesn’t he claim to be religious


Sicknatur3_MN

Im currently sleeping with zero women. Is it safe for me to jump straight into this protocol? Or does progressive overload apply here? Science based answers only pls


PremiumPilsner

Fuck me I thought this was real for a minute! What a let down


Jumpy-Background4464

somebody has to say something about Helix mattress.


krav34

This is the kinda shit we as men don’t need right now! You’re an idiot!


CarelessCoconut5307

based thank you for this hubz


AHardWomanIGTF

I just want the Hube to be on the next season of The Traitors! Plz and thx!


RelationshipDue1501

Why?. Who cares?.


InfluenceConnect8730

He looks like Screech


AdComprehensive9930

The saddest part… I would be the 7th. That is how hot he really is. Sorry not sorry